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(Gizmodo)   "A Man Ate a Toothpick and It Was Stuck in His Butt for Months". Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 11:08:34 AM  
what what? where where?
 
2021-01-27 12:20:06 PM  
Million to one shot, doc!
 
2021-01-27 12:22:58 PM  
Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play


3-way butt stuff
 
2021-01-27 12:51:25 PM  
Nightmare fuel, this is
 
2021-01-27 12:52:44 PM  
I mean, I know we are a little bit different but, my dude, I honest to God did not know Japanese people had teeth in their buttholes.
 
2021-01-27 12:53:25 PM  
If you count the guy who got shot in the ass by the worlds worst marksman, and the Covid-19 butt swabs ... I think we got our trifecta.
 
2021-01-27 12:53:34 PM  
O_O I figured the only one around here who has a possibility of getting a toothpick stuck in a butt hole would be me.

#Listerine
 
2021-01-27 12:53:37 PM  
"Ultra-Rare Derriere" is the name of my Cardi B burlesque persona.
 
2021-01-27 12:53:48 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Nightmare fuel, this is


I'm not even sure I want to sit back down in my chair right now....
 
2021-01-27 12:53:58 PM  
Cartoon Of Toothpick Factory
Youtube Jn4k2TPIJf0
 
2021-01-27 12:55:42 PM  
Rare Derriere:

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2021-01-27 12:56:20 PM  
Talk about having a stick up your butt...
 
2021-01-27 12:56:43 PM  
Let's not pat ourselves on the back at our sophistication. This is FARK. It's probably the most common trifecta.
 
2021-01-27 12:57:25 PM  
Trifecta complete.

1. Man shoots at ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at least 94 times, hitting boyfriend in left buttock so badly, he drove self to hospital. Man arrested for attempted murder, firearm possession by felon, inadequate marksmanship skills

2.Good news: New, more accurate COVID test available. Better news: No more uncomfortable nasal swabs. Best news: Everyone gets anal

3. "A Man Ate a Toothpick and It Was Stuck in His Butt for Months". Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play
 
2021-01-27 12:57:31 PM  

Chthonic Echoes: Let's not pat ourselves on the back at our sophistication. This is FARK. It's probably the most common trifecta.


Contenders:

- Florida Man...
- Restart the clock...
- Got stuck in chair slats...
 
2021-01-27 12:57:34 PM  
If one *ahem* stretches the imagination, we already have our trifecta with the dildo lady on BBC story...
 
2021-01-27 12:58:00 PM  
Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play

Anyone who's been on the Internet for any length of time knows this is not ultra-rare.
 
2021-01-27 12:59:07 PM  
Pounded in the butt for months by a toothpick he ate?
 
2021-01-27 12:59:09 PM  
Ow, my balls asshole.
 
2021-01-27 1:02:42 PM  
"Ultra Rare Butt Trifecta" is the name of my "Dead Milkmen" cover band.
 
2021-01-27 1:11:42 PM  
Sounds like the ensuing sepsis damn near killed him.
 
2021-01-27 1:13:15 PM  
For some reason I'm picturing the guy from Uncle Buck.
 
2021-01-27 1:15:58 PM  
During one of my ServSafe courses the instructor mentioned a case like this.  Apparently, the guy's wife investigated his colon and pulled it out herself.

Kind of bummed me out, I don't think I've ever been in a relationship where I could have asked the other person to take a gander up my pooper.

Then I remembered I could probably find someone on Craig's List who would pay me for the privilege.  Yay internet!
 
2021-01-27 1:16:06 PM  

jayphat: For some reason I'm picturing the guy from Uncle Buck.


Ditto....and I was just about to post this:

Uncle Buck - Pal
Youtube PaN_23J9wWo
 
2021-01-27 1:19:50 PM  
Rumor has it that the man was part of a notorious splinter group.
 
2021-01-27 1:22:55 PM  
Shiver me timbers!
 
2021-01-27 1:25:14 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play


3-way butt stuff


Pshh. Derriere trifectas are my jam.
 
2021-01-27 1:27:04 PM  

cowgirl toffee: O_O I figured the only one around here who has a possibility of getting a toothpick stuck in a butt hole would be me.

#Listerine


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2021-01-27 1:31:04 PM  
How else do you guys get the larger chucks out? They aren't just for your teeth.
 
2021-01-27 1:36:59 PM  

tarheel07: cowgirl toffee: O_O I figured the only one around here who has a possibility of getting a toothpick stuck in a butt hole would be me.

#Listerine

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2021-01-27 1:39:18 PM  

REDARMYVODKA: If one *ahem* stretches the imagination, we already have our trifecta with the dildo lady on BBC story...


This counts.
Hyper ultra rare quadfecta!
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2021-01-27 1:46:21 PM  
I'll wait for the Chuck Tingle adaptation, Pounded in the Ass by a Toothpick I Swallowed that Got Stuck in my Ass for Months.
 
2021-01-27 2:04:47 PM  

Firm Tautology: Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play

Anyone who's been on the Internet for any length of time knows this is not ultra-rare.


For the first time in years, FARK didn't post its annual article of "What did we get stuck in our rectums this year?" for 2020.

I tried submitting the link, but it had already been redlit. I was disappointed.
 
2021-01-27 2:07:33 PM  
The politics tab is a daily ongoing derierre trifecta
 
2021-01-27 2:13:29 PM  
He may have trouble, however, when the oil toothpick hits the anus.
 
2021-01-27 2:21:14 PM  

elvisaintdead: what what? where where?


It was in orbit around.
It damn near killed him.
 
2021-01-27 2:23:01 PM  
" You must first get beyond the toothpick."
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2021-01-27 2:27:46 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: " You must first get beyond the toothpick."
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
2021-01-27 2:39:35 PM  
He was lucky it didn't have a umbrella attached to the end.
 
2021-01-27 2:42:53 PM  
I guess I may need to cancel that TV ad spot and rethink my marketing angle for Super Duper Pooper Skewers: A Ecological Product For Fun and Practical Corn Recycling and Roasting.
 
2021-01-27 2:43:20 PM  
Once is circumstantial.

Twice is coincidence.

Thrice is enema-me action.
 
2021-01-27 2:45:26 PM  
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2021-01-27 2:54:57 PM  
Let this be a lesson to you about letting slackjawed toothpick chewers cram their craniums up your ass.
 
2021-01-27 3:11:18 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Let this be a lesson to you about letting slackjawed toothpick chewers cram their craniums up your ass.


My Dad quit smoking when I was a little kid, and I still remember his toothpick habit for a few years after he quit "cold turkey".

/His toothpick habit eventually went away as well.
 
2021-01-27 3:45:10 PM  

The_Sponge: fragMasterFlash: Let this be a lesson to you about letting slackjawed toothpick chewers cram their craniums up your ass.

My Dad quit smoking when I was a little kid, and I still remember his toothpick habit for a few years after he quit "cold turkey".

/His toothpick habit eventually went away as well.


He put a toothpick up his butt?
 
2021-01-27 3:54:56 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: The_Sponge: fragMasterFlash: Let this be a lesson to you about letting slackjawed toothpick chewers cram their craniums up your ass.

My Dad quit smoking when I was a little kid, and I still remember his toothpick habit for a few years after he quit "cold turkey".

/His toothpick habit eventually went away as well.

He put a toothpick up his butt?


Hahahahaha.  No way.
 
2021-01-27 3:56:54 PM  
My ex-brother in law swallowed a 2" toothpick.  He only realized it after days of intense stomach pain.  Ended up losing several feet of intestine.  He earned the nickname 'Toothpick', and not just because he's skinny as a rake.

/Since I said 'ex', be assured he earned more nicknames that the Fark filters like to add vowels to
 
2021-01-27 8:03:47 PM  
Pal. Every single time.
Youtube PkmJM3wlWlc
 
2021-01-27 11:33:52 PM  

The_Sponge: fragMasterFlash: Let this be a lesson to you about letting slackjawed toothpick chewers cram their craniums up your ass.

My Dad quit smoking when I was a little kid, and I still remember his toothpick habit for a few years after he quit "cold turkey".

/His toothpick habit eventually went away as well.


Cinnamon toothpicks were the bomb once upon a time.
 
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