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(ESPN)   The one, and I'm sure only video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor must be destroyed, judge rules. The same way the video of me with my light saber in my garage has been destroyed, never to be seen again by anyone   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 10:25:42 AM  
Good idea. The internet will surely forget about the video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor, soliciting sex for money. Naked. Involved in the human trafficking industry.
That's New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. The naked guy.
Tossing money at an illegal alien who was probably kidnapped.
Which is many countries is enough to put a person in prison.
 
2021-01-27 11:14:02 AM  
$ome people are more equal than others.
 
2021-01-27 11:18:42 AM  
Had it been a Ward 2 council member, local TV stations would have been playing that video the day after the arrest, long before trial.
 
2021-01-27 11:54:42 AM  

King Something: $ome people are more equal than others.


It's unfortunate that it took any amount of money for the court to actually pay attention to the Constitution.  Makes you wonder who Kraft's enemies are.
 
2021-01-27 12:22:23 PM  
I guess I'll never get to see the video now.
 
2021-01-27 12:36:01 PM  
Every member of the Jupiter PD has a new retirement plan.

/ bidding starts at $1M in small, non-sequential bills
 
2021-01-27 12:55:45 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: King Something: $ome people are more equal than others.

It's unfortunate that it took any amount of money for the court to actually pay attention to the Constitution.  Makes you wonder who Kraft's enemies are.


Yeah, the cops well and truly stepped on their own cranks with this case. If they had actually bothered to get a probable-cause warrant to set up the cameras, Mr. Kraft would, quite probably, be sitting in a jail cell and the NFL would be wondering what to do about an owner sitting in a jail cell on a morals charge.
 
2021-01-27 12:56:54 PM  
I'm usually one for outing subby for posting dumb headlines, but I have reservations about someone  whose porn search words are "70 year old man 55 year old woman handjob"

/Even gorgor might wince at your fetish.
 
2021-01-27 12:56:57 PM  

vudukungfu: Good idea. The internet will surely forget about the video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor, soliciting sex for money. Naked. Involved in the human trafficking industry.
That's New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. The naked guy.
Tossing money at an illegal alien who was probably kidnapped.
Which is many countries is enough to put a person in prison.


Or, in some countries, the basis for their entire tourism industry.
 
2021-01-27 1:08:20 PM  
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2021-01-27 1:25:22 PM  
So I guess that whole 'money doesn't buy happiness' thing is bullshiat?

/bullshiat
 
2021-01-27 1:32:41 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: It's unfortunate that it took any amount of money for the court to actually pay attention to the Constitution.


I applaud Robert Kraft for standing up for his rights on this, that the act required means not available to those in similar circumstances sucks but it is what it is. It would have been easy for Kraft to bow his head in an effort to let something embarrassing be over and done with as expediently as possible but he took the opposite approach and I think that is great.
 
2021-01-27 1:40:08 PM  
Subby?

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2021-01-27 2:04:25 PM  
Just like all that spygate evidence was destroyed all those years ago. It must be nice to be rich.
 
2021-01-27 2:09:59 PM  

vudukungfu: Good idea. The internet will surely forget about the video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor, soliciting sex for money. Naked. Involved in the human trafficking industry.
That's New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. The naked guy.
Tossing money at an illegal alien who was probably kidnapped.
Which is many countries is enough to put a person in prison.


But he's a billionaire, they only go to prison if they rat out or scam other billionaires.
 
2021-01-27 2:40:50 PM  
Rich and white.

*aintnothinggonnahappen.gif*
 
2021-01-27 3:05:51 PM  
It's great that he beat the charge but it blows that he got yanked around like that when they paid lip service to the laws. At least everything came out okay and the story had a happy ending.
 
2021-01-27 11:43:43 PM  
"With my light saber"? Is that what the kids call it these days?

I think I've seen that video, actually.
 
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