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(The Sun (Ireland))   Besides the world getting wrecked by the coronavirus pandemic, Paris Hilton admits she's undergoing IVF to get pregnant. Things are not looking good for planet Earth   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2021-01-27 8:12:57 AM  
Something something std-ravaged fallopia something.
 
2021-01-27 9:48:50 AM  
She was like, so ten years ago.
 
2021-01-27 9:52:30 AM  
whatever kids she has will have plenty of nannies
 
2021-01-27 9:54:24 AM  
Is there no end to the attention Paris Hilton desires/requires?
 
2021-01-27 9:55:10 AM  
The lazy eye thing isn't hereditary, is it?
 
2021-01-27 9:56:20 AM  
I wonder who's initials are IV.
 
2021-01-27 9:59:57 AM  
Yeah, this is what happens when various STDs leave your ovaries sterile.
 
2021-01-27 10:07:00 AM  

dionysusaur: Something something std-ravaged fallopia something.


STD-ravaged. STD: when did she screw this rapper?
 
2021-01-27 10:18:41 AM  
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Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2021-01-27 10:24:56 AM  
Remember when she released that song?
 
2021-01-27 10:25:56 AM  
I mean, could have just not greened a link about someone who has...no cultural relevance anymore?

Easy joke though. So clever.
 
2021-01-27 11:01:21 AM  
She's probably used to having a turkey baster shoved up there...
 
2021-01-27 11:01:27 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She was like, so ten years ago.


that's not hot.

has it only been ten years?

can't wait for her overpriced and useless line of _____, for new mothers.
 
2021-01-27 11:03:18 AM  

thespindrifter: Yeah, this is what happens when various STDs leave your ovaries sterile.


Really? So people don't have any self-control when it comes to their sex life either?

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Or is it more like, a farking marketing opportunity for desperate and entitled people?

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Looks like that works a lot better than actually getting a baby out of all that.

So Paris Hilton is a whore, but your neighbor who ignored her biological clock for too long while she ran around chasing money is a tortured saint, who really really deserves to be a mother.
I have a problem with your analogy.
 
2021-01-27 11:06:07 AM  

cryinoutloud: thespindrifter: Yeah, this is what happens when various STDs leave your ovaries sterile.

Really? So people don't have any self-control when it comes to their sex life either?

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Or is it more like, a farking marketing opportunity for desperate and entitled people?

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Looks like that works a lot better than actually getting a baby out of all that.

So Paris Hilton is a whore, but your neighbor who ignored her biological clock for too long while she ran around chasing money is a tortured saint, who really really deserves to be a mother.
I have a problem with your analogy.


WHO THE HELL CARES? you self-important drivel spill. Good grief.
 
2021-01-27 11:06:50 AM  
She shared that her longtime friend Kim Kardashian, 40, urged her to "have twins."

That would be her friend who is now getting divorced, and had two of her four kids by a surrogate, she was so eager to become a mommy. increase her assets.
I have a problem with......all of it.
 
2021-01-27 11:21:21 AM  

thespindrifter: Yeah, this is what happens when various STDs leave your ovaries sterile.


She may simply be using donor sperm.
 
2021-01-27 12:31:34 PM  
Theres no way life could survive inside her
 
2021-01-27 1:01:12 PM  
Did her doctor advise her to stop spitting and start swallowing?
 
2021-01-27 1:02:37 PM  
Here we can see her crying about her problems getting pregnant.  Or arrested, whatever.


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2021-01-27 1:38:52 PM  
Like this?
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2021-01-27 2:09:03 PM  
Wanted to point out the STD thing.  Good think fark is already on it.
 
2021-01-27 2:33:08 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Is there no end to the attention Paris Hilton desires/requires?


Actually, I haven't really read much about her on Fark in quite a while.  She must have taken her money and slinked off.  Wish Kardashians would have done the same.  Now I have to daydream they all die in a plane crash, and that's not healthy!
 
2021-01-27 3:24:21 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Is there no end to the attention Paris Hilton desires/requires?


Big Money loves Big Attention.

it's all about them, really.
 
2021-01-27 3:49:39 PM  
Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind (Official Music Video)
Youtube 6Mj776YiPCU
 
2021-01-27 4:22:12 PM  
I bet she is going to have clones of herself implanted.
 
2021-01-27 6:52:32 PM  
Say what you will, but I would gladly spill my seed on her chest while she looked bored.
 
2021-01-28 1:17:03 AM  
A Night in Paris 2: The Clone Wars
 
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