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(9News (Australia))   How President Joe Biden ended up with a moon rock in the Oval Office   (9news.com.au) divider line
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2021-01-27 12:52:37 PM  
But that rock, on loan from NASA at the request of the Biden administration, represents what can happen when a national priority is made of the pursuit of knowledge for its own sake.


Hooray!1
 
2021-01-27 2:08:43 PM  
That rocks.
 
2021-01-27 2:22:32 PM  
He tried to sniff it, didn't he?

/moon smells kinda like gunpowder
 
2021-01-27 3:05:04 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: But that rock, on loan from NASA at the request of the Biden administration, represents what can happen when a national priority is made of the pursuit of knowledge for its own sake.


Hooray!1


almost

we went to the moon because of the race against the russians to get their first.  it was called the Moon Race.

the russians beat US into orbit with the first satellite (sputnik) so we couldn't allow them to beat us to the moon.

sorry to shiat on your Party, but Truth is its own Reward.
 
2021-01-27 3:07:52 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: But that rock, on loan from NASA at the request of the Biden administration, represents what can happen when a national priority is made of the pursuit of knowledge for its own sake.


Hooray!1


it turned into a Communism vs Capitalism pissing party so we had to show the world the Capitalism is the Best!!

which is horseshiat, but that's how it went.

Capitalism has its pluses, but also many minuses too.

the best is a hybrid Capitalism/Socialism system, but everyone hates Bernie because the TV told them too.

btw, the government spent around 120 Billion of public money to go to the moon which, by defintion, is Socialism
 
2021-01-27 3:14:36 PM  
crap.....i didn't mean to shut down the thread.   now i feel guilty.
 
2021-01-27 3:44:05 PM  
Technically it's a piece of concrete from some demolished building.   They just told him it's a moon rock, and he's not with it enough to tell the difference.
 
2021-01-27 3:54:14 PM  
If I ever got elected President this would be the first thing I asked for.

/The head of McTurtle on a plate would be the second.
 
2021-01-27 4:28:39 PM  
NASA gifted a lot of moon rocks to governor's offices around the nation.

Politicians being what they are, many of them "walked off" when the then-current governors left office, despite the fact that the gifts were for the office, not the fat white ass parked in it.
 
2021-01-27 4:32:09 PM  

Linux_Yes: whyRpeoplesostupid: But that rock, on loan from NASA at the request of the Biden administration, represents what can happen when a national priority is made of the pursuit of knowledge for its own sake.


Hooray!1

it turned into a Communism vs Capitalism pissing party so we had to show the world the Capitalism is the Best!!

which is horseshiat, but that's how it went.

Capitalism has its pluses, but also many minuses too.

the best is a hybrid Capitalism/Socialism system, but everyone hates Bernie because the TV told them too.

btw, the government spent around 120 Billion of public money to go to the moon which, by defintion, is Socialism


the science was politicized, like it always has been in the gov't. Then Trump and the modern republicans came along and shiat all over science. Let's at least look at it as progress from that bs
 
2021-01-27 4:44:47 PM  
I just enjoy reading the words "President Biden".
 
2021-01-27 4:48:54 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Linux_Yes: whyRpeoplesostupid: But that rock, on loan from NASA at the request of the Biden administration, represents what can happen when a national priority is made of the pursuit of knowledge for its own sake.


Hooray!1

it turned into a Communism vs Capitalism pissing party so we had to show the world the Capitalism is the Best!!

which is horseshiat, but that's how it went.

Capitalism has its pluses, but also many minuses too.

the best is a hybrid Capitalism/Socialism system, but everyone hates Bernie because the TV told them too.

btw, the government spent around 120 Billion of public money to go to the moon which, by defintion, is Socialism

the science was politicized, like it always has been in the gov't. Then Trump and the modern republicans came along and shiat all over science. Let's at least look at it as progress from that bs


True

Trumper has taken US to some dark places

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2021-01-27 4:55:56 PM  
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So THAT'S why he's sleepy.
 
2021-01-27 5:17:43 PM  
Now, I have not actually read the article, but I am going to go ahead and guess that Biden got a moon rock for the Oval Office by asking NASA for one.

The other option is that it was the result of an elaborate, contrived heist. Biden's 11 would have him secure the services of a team of world class grifters, second story men, safe crackers, explosives experts, hackers and get away drivers to facilitate his plan. Donald Trump was, obviously, in on the plan and acted to distract the world for the past 4 years while the rest of the team hatched their plot.

Obviously the whole time Biden's real motivation was to keep the evil team of Elon Musk and Bill Gates from getting their hands on the rock. You see, Elon needed to power his evil self driving evil cars and Bill needed it to power the evil microchips in his evil vaccine. They would then be able to put their evil plan into evil action and take over the world.

It looked like they were going to succeed, too. The traitorous Mike Pence had the rock hidden in a laptop bag that he planned to give Nancy Pelosi who would then pass it on to Elon.  But Biden and Trump had planned for this contingency. Trump orchestrated a totally unbelievably, over the top (wacky even) assault on the Congressional Palace using random crazy people who thought they were extra's in a sequel movie called the something or another Bugaloo. Of course this comical farce failed when Deep Statetmassault teams responded and shuffled Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi and the laptop bag to safety.

In reality, Biden and Trump had pulled the old switcheroo, a classic Albany 2-step, a South Lawn Swap, a SCOTUS Shuffle, a, well you get the idea. Chuck Schumer (disguised as Nancy Pelosi) and Dan Crenshaw (disguised as Riley June Williams) managed to swap the bag with an exact replica filled with playdoh. After it was all over, Biden just tossed the thing on a table by his desk and forgot about it. Thus Elon and Bill's evil (nefarious even) plans were thwarted.

A female centric spinoff/sequel "Kamala's 6:The Squad Strikes Back" is planned for production sometime between two and four years from now.

Yes, I have too much time on my hands. You know, COVID. Why do you ask?
 
2021-01-27 5:48:19 PM  
He needed a new needle for his googolphonic stereo.
 
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