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(AP News)   NOLA Mardi Gras parades might be canceled, but the spirit lives on as people turn their homes into floats and plan to throw things at passers by   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Carnival, Mardi Gras, Carnival season's official start Jan., Megan Joy Boudreaux, New Orleans, Sisters Mary Ann Specha, Carnival season, crowdfunded decorations  
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2021-01-27 3:50:43 AM  
Let's get this party started!

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2021-01-27 4:02:38 AM  

whither_apophis: Let's get this party started!

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I see your tits and raise you a pair of boobies
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2021-01-27 4:14:00 AM  

kudayta: whither_apophis: Let's get this party started!

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I see your tits and raise you a pair of boobies
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Call. Pair of Fluffy-backed Tit-Babblers
 
2021-01-27 8:52:53 AM  
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What a rack!
 
2021-01-27 8:53:03 AM  
This is freaking awesome.  I hope we see some kind of weird, single-file-distanced parade past a few of these houses.
 
2021-01-27 8:54:51 AM  
The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964) HQ/Widescreen ♫♥ 56 YEARS AGO
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2021-01-27 8:56:46 AM  
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Are cocks welcome in this thread?
 
2021-01-27 8:58:43 AM  

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Are cocks welcome in this thread?



Yes. Big ones preferred,

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2021-01-27 9:00:50 AM  
"Flash your breasts for the chance to to catch our airborne covid transmission device beads!!!"
 
2021-01-27 9:01:38 AM  

steklo: Mr Guy: [Fark user image 425x284]

Are cocks welcome in this thread?


Yes. Big ones preferred,

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This BBC can flock.
 
2021-01-27 9:04:23 AM  

whither_apophis: Let's get this party started!

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So this one time I was returning from working on an oil rig in the Gulf, and my ride from the Heliport to the Airport in NO was a man who looked and sounded exactly like a fat Morgan Freeman. It happened to be at the start of Mardi Gras and the conversation he struck up went something like this:

"Spindrifter, I am sick to death of titties! I mean it, I am sick. To. Death. Of seeing titles! I have seen it all! I've seen them all, every kind of pretty tittie, fat tittie, flat tittie, sweet tittie, pierced nipple and tattooed tittie, you name it man, I've seen them all! They just don't do anything for me anymore. I have become an ass man. I love my wife, I love her titties, but Spin, this is New Orleans and you can see any kind of titty you want here and in 40 years I surely have. They be all up in your face on Friday flashing their titties on Tuesday and then you'll see them again in Church on Wednesday and Sunday. Titties just don't do it for me anymore man, you know what I'm saying? Hey, did you want to see some titties?"

I swear to God I was waiting to get punked and for this dude to say something about "Titty Sprinkles". Go ahead and Google that with safe mode off, just not at work.
 
2021-01-27 9:15:38 AM  
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2021-01-27 9:25:27 AM  
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/as seen in The Advocate
 
2021-01-27 9:26:50 AM  
Nawlins knows how to weather adversity with style.

High five!
 
2021-01-27 9:35:30 AM  
Does this mean the homeowners are going to have to vomit on their own front porches?
 
2021-01-27 9:46:17 AM  
Let it all die. Once there's no more reason the Locals to leave Nola for MG, they'll have to invent better lies for why they want to leave.
 
2021-01-27 10:07:17 AM  
Throw stuff at people walking past their house? Around here I call that Thursday.
 
2021-01-27 10:35:56 AM  
Didn't New Orleans residents try to turn their houses into floats in 2005?

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2021-01-27 10:45:39 AM  
They're calling it Yardi Gras.
 
2021-01-27 11:41:18 AM  
The floats don't move, and the people walk by...so, it's a reverse parade.
 
2021-01-27 11:48:43 AM  
Just to get us in the mood...
PROFESSOR LONGHAIR GO TO THE MARDI GRAS
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2021-01-27 2:09:44 PM  

Slypork: Didn't New Orleans residents try to turn their houses into floats in 2005?

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More like "sinks"...
 
2021-01-27 2:51:43 PM  
My cousin's house is taking part.

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2021-01-27 2:53:57 PM  

thespindrifter: Slypork: Didn't New Orleans residents try to turn their houses into floats in 2005?

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More like "sinks"...


Kitchen sinks, bathroom sinks, basement sinks, laundry sinks...
 
2021-01-27 4:48:18 PM  

MandM: They're calling it Yardi Gras.


Totally underrated pun, right here!! XD
 
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