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(KY3 Springfield)   Police search for fugitive nicknamed "Bald Head Mitchell". Suspect is 5′9″, 150 pounds, black hair, and brown ey.. Wait a minute   (ky3.com) divider line
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2021-01-27 2:06:43 PM  
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2021-01-27 6:00:10 PM  
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2021-01-27 6:22:27 PM  
Springfield police

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2021-01-27 6:22:57 PM  
Suspect is hairless....I repeat, hairless!!!

\that's some fine police work, Chief
 
2021-01-27 6:23:44 PM  
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2021-01-27 6:24:21 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Springfield police

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I wave my impotent fist of rage, at thee.....
 
2021-01-27 6:24:34 PM  
I too am terribly confused when someone shaves their head.  Where did Billy Zane go? Anyone??
 
2021-01-27 6:25:38 PM  
Crazy Baldhead (1976) - Bob Marley & The Wailers
Youtube IXckkQKY6Kk
 
2021-01-27 6:28:11 PM  
Aint She Sweet Scatman Crothers
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2021-01-27 6:28:23 PM  

Albert911emt: Suspect is hairless....I repeat, hairless!!!

\that's some fine police work, Chief


Maybe he'll have kids someday.
 
2021-01-27 6:33:30 PM  
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2021-01-27 6:37:52 PM  
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2021-01-27 6:40:11 PM  
Bald Head Mitchell? Yeah, I think he used to hang out with Bobby 5'10" and Jimmy Two-Legs.
 
2021-01-27 6:56:13 PM  
Bald men can have facial hair. News at 11.
 
2021-01-27 6:58:45 PM  

jsnbase: Bald Head Mitchell? Yeah, I think he used to hang out with Bobby 5'10" and Jimmy Two-Legs.


I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers.
 
2021-01-27 6:59:50 PM  
Sure it wasn't Bald Head John?

Dong Work For Yuda
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2021-01-27 7:02:21 PM  

cyberspacedout: Bald men can have facial hair. News at 11.


It isn't one to one correlation, but it is possible to have different colored hair on the face. I for example, have brown hair, and red facial hair. Those grey hairs are an optical illusion. Stop saying I have grey patches. Age is a lie. Entropy isn't real. I'm not even 40, dammit.
 
2021-01-27 7:26:47 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Sure it wasn't Bald Head John?

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2021-01-27 7:31:24 PM  
Is he hatless?  Repeatedly?
 
2021-01-27 7:51:40 PM  
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"Answers to the name Elisha, but NOT Bald Head"
 
2021-01-27 9:32:53 PM  

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Krazy Baldhead - Surabaya Girl (Official Video)
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2021-01-27 10:12:15 PM  
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He s an emaciated M K Williams
 
2021-01-27 10:22:30 PM  
She's Goin' Bald (Remastered 2001)
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2021-01-28 10:19:26 AM  
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