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2021-01-26 9:43:01 PM  
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2021-01-26 9:58:24 PM  
I guess she has not been arrested yet or given a needed 72 hour observation hold.
 
2021-01-26 10:01:02 PM  

eurotrader: I guess she has not been arrested yet or given a needed 72 hour observation hold.


She probably has no idea that this was ordered by Trump.
 
2021-01-26 10:01:26 PM  
This is the QAnon version of a Sista Soulja moment.
 
2021-01-26 10:05:46 PM  
What is she gonna do, shoot the person who ordered it?
 
2021-01-26 10:09:20 PM  
Broken clock here.  All reps and senators from Colorado are asking Biden to stop the move to Alabama.  I assumed Trump initiated the move because Colorado went for Hillary and Biden.

By the way, I live in Boebert's district.  Three Dems have already thrown their hat into the ring to run against her.  I haven't decided who is the candidate is but I promise I will be volunteering for one of those candidates and donating until it hurts.  She has got to go.
 
2021-01-26 10:09:35 PM  

dr_blasto: eurotrader: I guess she has not been arrested yet or given a needed 72 hour observation hold.

She probably has no idea that this was ordered by Trump.


Why would she care? Republican strategy for at least the last 12 years has been to do stupid shiat and blame it on Obama. Just need to update that to Biden and carry on.
 
2021-01-26 10:15:38 PM  
It's being moved to a Trump property, ya dim knob!
 
2021-01-26 10:22:24 PM  

dildo tontine: Broken clock here.  All reps and senators from Colorado are asking Biden to stop the move to Alabama.  I assumed Trump initiated the move because Colorado went for Hillary and Biden.

By the way, I live in Boebert's district.  Three Dems have already thrown their hat into the ring to run against her.  I haven't decided who is the candidate is but I promise I will be volunteering for one of those candidates and donating until it hurts.  She has got to go.


It is an interesting and huge district that is sparsely populated. If a Dem can win Grand junction then anything is possible. I never thought Colorado could elect worse than Buck but sadly she has shown I was wrong.
 
2021-01-26 10:31:20 PM  
Somehow, this is Obama's fault.
She knows it deep down inside where her soul should have been.
 
2021-01-26 10:46:24 PM  

eurotrader: dildo tontine: Broken clock here.  All reps and senators from Colorado are asking Biden to stop the move to Alabama.  I assumed Trump initiated the move because Colorado went for Hillary and Biden.

By the way, I live in Boebert's district.  Three Dems have already thrown their hat into the ring to run against her.  I haven't decided who is the candidate is but I promise I will be volunteering for one of those candidates and donating until it hurts.  She has got to go.

It is an interesting and huge district that is sparsely populated. If a Dem can win Grand junction then anything is possible. I never thought Colorado could elect worse than Buck but sadly she has shown I was wrong.


I still consider Tom Tancredo our worst rep ever but Buck and Boebert are up there.  I live in Grand Junction and it is pretty Trumpy but there are also sane conservatives here who can't stand him.  I have hope that a those same people will grow tired of Boebert's antics and help vote her out.  It will be interesting to see if she gets a Republican primary challenge.
 
2021-01-26 10:54:40 PM  
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2021-01-26 11:00:23 PM  
 
2021-01-26 11:05:26 PM  

dildo tontine: eurotrader: dildo tontine: Broken clock here.  All reps and senators from Colorado are asking Biden to stop the move to Alabama.  I assumed Trump initiated the move because Colorado went for Hillary and Biden.

By the way, I live in Boebert's district.  Three Dems have already thrown their hat into the ring to run against her.  I haven't decided who is the candidate is but I promise I will be volunteering for one of those candidates and donating until it hurts.  She has got to go.

It is an interesting and huge district that is sparsely populated. If a Dem can win Grand junction then anything is possible. I never thought Colorado could elect worse than Buck but sadly she has shown I was wrong.

I still consider Tom Tancredo our worst rep ever but Buck and Boebert are up there.  I live in Grand Junction and it is pretty Trumpy but there are also sane conservatives here who can't stand him.  I have hope that a those same people will grow tired of Boebert's antics and help vote her out.  It will be interesting to see if she gets a Republican primary challenge.


They are growing some interesting grapes in GJ area.  I may take a drive out there in the spring to see if I can get a few root stock.
 
2021-01-26 11:52:19 PM  

eurotrader: dildo tontine: eurotrader: dildo tontine: Broken clock here.  All reps and senators from Colorado are asking Biden to stop the move to Alabama.  I assumed Trump initiated the move because Colorado went for Hillary and Biden.

By the way, I live in Boebert's district.  Three Dems have already thrown their hat into the ring to run against her.  I haven't decided who is the candidate is but I promise I will be volunteering for one of those candidates and donating until it hurts.  She has got to go.

It is an interesting and huge district that is sparsely populated. If a Dem can win Grand junction then anything is possible. I never thought Colorado could elect worse than Buck but sadly she has shown I was wrong.

I still consider Tom Tancredo our worst rep ever but Buck and Boebert are up there.  I live in Grand Junction and it is pretty Trumpy but there are also sane conservatives here who can't stand him.  I have hope that a those same people will grow tired of Boebert's antics and help vote her out.  It will be interesting to see if she gets a Republican primary challenge.

They are growing some interesting grapes in GJ area.  I may take a drive out there in the spring to see if I can get a few root stock.


Some of the wine isn't bad.  If you like reds Colteris is pretty good. Restoration is really good too.
 
2021-01-27 12:04:11 AM  
Then investigate it. What're you, lazy?
 
2021-01-27 2:43:35 AM  

dildo tontine: By the way, I live in Boebert's district.


I am so very, very sorry.
 
2021-01-27 3:48:18 AM  
I thought the Colorado thing was a joke from the hilarious tv show Space Force, not our embarrassingly sad real life
 
2021-01-27 5:42:20 AM  
She and Conservative Barbie Becky both are the very definitions of Trying Too Hard.
 
2021-01-27 6:11:15 AM  
hey subby! that's Princess Spoiled Pork Sliders to you!

sold without permits at a county fair near you....
 
2021-01-27 6:25:20 AM  
So I had to look. It's Space Command, not the Space Force.

From Wikipedia: In January 2021, it was announced that Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville, Alabama was the preferred final location for U.S. Space Command. The other locations in contention were Kirtland Air Force Base, Offutt Air Force Base, Joint Base San Antonio, its interim location at Peterson Air Force Base, and Patrick Space Force Base. However, it was later reported that Redstone Arsenal was only chosen because of political pressure by then-President Donald Trump, and that in both of the base competitions Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado, both the original and interim location of Space Command headquarters, was the preferred location.

From the Atlantic article linked in Wikipedia (possible paywall, incognito worked for me): Instead, Trump leaves behind a small controversy. On the day he was impeached for the second time, his administration announced that the headquarters would not stay in Colorado, but would relocate-to Alabama.

So, while she was distracted by being a "revolutionary" and by voting against impeaching Trump, his Pentagon was working on moving the Space Command to Redstone Arsenal. Good job looking out for your constituents.
 
2021-01-27 6:28:55 AM  
Stop voting in complete idiots just because they have an R after their name.
 
2021-01-27 6:47:42 AM  
On Inauguration Day when Biden and all the ex-presidents who aren't whiny little titty baby biatches were laying the wreath at Arlington, I genuinely felt bad for the serviceman in the color guard who had to hold that stupid Space Force flag.
 
2021-01-27 6:49:20 AM  
She's right on this particular item, Trump seems to have decided to move it because Colorado is too blue.

Whether we actually need whatever economic activity is generated from being the home of Space Force, I don't know.
 
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2021-01-27 6:50:11 AM  
Then farking investigate it, lady.
 
2021-01-27 6:53:22 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: On Inauguration Day when Biden and all the ex-presidents who aren't whiny little titty baby biatches were laying the wreath at Arlington, I genuinely felt bad for the serviceman in the color guard who had to hold that stupid Space Force flag.


I wonder what funny nicknames the Army and Marines have come up with.
 
2021-01-27 6:54:05 AM  

dildo tontine: Broken clock here.  All reps and senators from Colorado are asking Biden to stop the move to Alabama.  I assumed Trump initiated the move because Colorado went for Hillary and Biden.

By the way, I live in Boebert's district.  Three Dems have already thrown their hat into the ring to run against her.  I haven't decided who is the candidate is but I promise I will be volunteering for one of those candidates and donating until it hurts.  She has got to go.


If I were still living in Grand Junction I'd do the same.
 
2021-01-27 6:57:39 AM  

Astorix: Stop voting in complete idiots just because they have an R after their name.


Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking.
 
2021-01-27 7:00:59 AM  
Did she mention the uniforms?

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2021-01-27 7:01:19 AM  
Shhhhh. Quiet everyone.

The thing to do is to put her together in a room with a Qanon Rep. from Alabama. Because I think these folks might have trouble working and playing well with others if there's anything other than complaining about libs involved.

And the strategy can be continued. Shouldn't be too long before it's a circular firing squad.
 
2021-01-27 7:07:38 AM  
"On the day he was impeached for the second time, his administration announced that the headquarters would not stay in Colorado, but would relocate-to Alabama."

Ok, so farking time machine? How could the Trump administration make an announcement a week after it no longer existed? Musta got that power from Obama...
 
2021-01-27 7:09:32 AM  

snapperhead: "On the day he was impeached for the second time, his administration announced that the headquarters would not stay in Colorado, but would relocate-to Alabama."

Ok, so farking time machine? How could the Trump administration make an announcement a week after it no longer existed? Musta got that power from Obama...


Causality isn't your strong suit, I take it.
 
2021-01-27 7:09:40 AM  

snapperhead: "On the day he was impeached for the second time, his administration announced that the headquarters would not stay in Colorado, but would relocate-to Alabama."

Ok, so farking time machine? How could the Trump administration make an announcement a week after it no longer existed? Musta got that power from Obama...


Her constituents are infamously low information voters. They believe whatever nonsense she puts out as her "bravely stigging it"
 
2021-01-27 7:10:12 AM  
I thought it was Princess Kneepads.

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2021-01-27 7:10:35 AM  

thorpe: Lauren Boebert
.@laurenboebert
.5h

I want


... covfefe?
 
2021-01-27 7:10:42 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: I thought it was Princess Kneepads.

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A real godly woman doesn't use kneepads, she just deals with the brusies. I believe it's in Matthew 69:420
 
2021-01-27 7:11:14 AM  
With a stripper name lake that, a guy's expectations could get pretty high.
 
2021-01-27 7:12:56 AM  

Astorix: Stop voting in complete idiots just because they have an R after their name.


But they have an R after their names because they're complete idiots...
 
2021-01-27 7:14:23 AM  

Sin'sHero: What is she gonna do, shoot the person who ordered it?


She will give them a tour.
 
2021-01-27 7:16:22 AM  

hardinparamedic: EdwardTellerhands: I thought it was Princess Kneepads.

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A real godly woman doesn't use kneepads, she just deals with the brusies. I believe it's in Matthew 69:420


Revelation 22:7-21. "Look, I am coming soon!"
 
2021-01-27 7:17:31 AM  

dr_blasto: eurotrader: I guess she has not been arrested yet or given a needed 72 hour observation hold.

She probably has no idea that this was ordered by Trump.


Back in the day when I heard something like this from a Mitch McConnell or a John Cornyn I knew that they knew very well what they are talking about but wanted to play up on the ignorance of their voting base in order to keep them angry at Democrats.

I have no doubt whatsoever that do this newest generation is that no knowledge building base that McConnell was playing up to. They have grown up and are getting elected but never got any more intelligent or educated.
 
2021-01-27 7:18:06 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: hardinparamedic: EdwardTellerhands: I thought it was Princess Kneepads.

[Fark user image 544x208]

A real godly woman doesn't use kneepads, she just deals with the brusies. I believe it's in Matthew 69:420

Revelation 22:7-21. "Look, I am coming soon!"


nice.
 
2021-01-27 7:19:57 AM  
Yeah, it's actually Princess Poisonous Pork Sliders, subby
 
2021-01-27 7:21:47 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Yeah, it's actually Princess Poisonous Pork Sliders, subby


Actually it's more like  Princess Poisonous Pork Hot Pockets given how she loves to work on her knees.
 
2021-01-27 7:26:25 AM  

snapperhead: "On the day he was impeached for the second time, his administration announced that the headquarters would not stay in Colorado, but would relocate-to Alabama."

Ok, so farking time machine? How could the Trump administration make an announcement a week after it no longer existed? Musta got that power from Obama...


I'm not sure if you are serious, but Trump was still President until January 20th.
 
2021-01-27 7:27:20 AM  
The floor stands ready for address by the highschool dropout from gun-nut farkistan.

Please proceed.
 
2021-01-27 7:28:34 AM  

snapperhead: "On the day he was impeached for the second time, his administration announced that the headquarters would not stay in Colorado, but would relocate-to Alabama."

Ok, so farking time machine? How could the Trump administration make an announcement a week after it no longer existed? Musta got that power from Obama...


Trump was impeached on Jan 13th 2021. Perhaps you're confusing your dates.
 
2021-01-27 7:29:28 AM  
Russia & China are developing dangerous threats to our satellites and a strong space defense is necessary now more than ever

I want an investigation into the possible political motivations behind the proposed move.


Considering that Trump did it, I believe she has answered her own question: He helped Russia over the U.S. again.
 
2021-01-27 7:30:33 AM  
Here is a hint, terrorist barbie: we're going to be moving a lot of jobs out of red states to punish you economically for being shiatty terrorists. Look upon the subsidies that are the only thing that makes your rural shiatscape solvent and weep because they're going away.
 
2021-01-27 7:41:08 AM  

neongoats: Here is a hint, terrorist barbie: we're going to be moving a lot of jobs out of red states to punish you economically for being shiatty terrorists. Look upon the subsidies that are the only thing that makes your rural shiatscape solvent and weep because they're going away.


Colorado is more purple than red.
 
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