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5167 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jan 2021 at 8:08 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-26 9:14:42 PM  
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2021-01-26 9:21:37 PM  
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2021-01-26 9:24:15 PM  
Wow. It isn't his fault for being a dumbass at all, to him.
 
2021-01-26 9:24:17 PM  
So, this is opening salvo to become Governor of Minnesota?

I think I would have gone a different way.
 
2021-01-26 9:24:18 PM  
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2021-01-26 9:24:38 PM  

PaulRB: So, this is opening salvo to become Governor of Minnesota?

I think I would have gone a different way.


That's because you think.
 
2021-01-26 9:25:11 PM  
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2021-01-26 9:26:08 PM  
I find it unlikely that Dominion would damage their future assets.
 
2021-01-26 9:27:10 PM  
Ohhhhhh, f*ck yeah. This is f*cking hot. Don't stop. Don't. Stop. F********ck.
 
2021-01-26 9:32:31 PM  
Crack melted his brain.
 
2021-01-26 9:38:33 PM  
I can only assume that he doesn't have anything and someone else owns the pillow company. There's no other reason to taunt the lawyer-bears this hard
 
2021-01-26 9:41:12 PM  
I wonder if Trump gave him a "secret" pardon and he thinks it protects him from civil lawsuits

or he's just insane
 
2021-01-26 9:42:25 PM  

Tracianne: I wonder if Trump gave him a "secret" pardon and he thinks it protects him from civil lawsuits

or he's just insane


He's just fu*king stupid.
 
2021-01-26 9:51:54 PM  
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2021-01-26 10:20:56 PM  
This guy's a bigger idiot than I suspected

/And I expected a substantial idiot
 
2021-01-26 11:27:11 PM  
Insanity defense.
 
2021-01-27 12:40:16 AM  
The taste of his tears is like sweet, sweet nectar.
 
2021-01-27 2:29:06 AM  
Mike, listen...we know you're wearing a farking rug on your head. Please, for the love of God stop.

He looks like the type of person who pays a person to let him watch them fark his wife.
 
2021-01-27 4:38:53 AM  
Was that just a spin off of the "I was hacked" excuse?
 
2021-01-27 5:07:39 AM  

cretinbob: PaulRB: So, this is opening salvo to become Governor of Minnesota?

I think I would have gone a different way.

That's because you think.


Airing grievances and fomenting conspiracy theories won the presidency 4 years ago.
 
2021-01-27 6:09:26 AM  
Giuliani isn't doing himself any favors on this either. We all knew the cult of Drumpf would implode from stupidity. Let's not pretend otherwise.
 
2021-01-27 6:16:53 AM  
It's obvious years of crack use has permanently damaged his brain.
 
2021-01-27 6:44:13 AM  
I hope whoever gets his company in receivership tries to keep the doors open for the sake of the employees and changes the name to something innocuous.

As far as him personally? I would love to have footage of the day he's truly broke and tries to get into Mar-a-Lago to see his hero and learns exactly what he destroyed his life for, and how it was appreciated.
 
2021-01-27 7:03:13 AM  
I hope the Vorta like pillows. The Jem'hedar don't sleep, and founders just slide outta bed when they dose off and turn into a liquid.
 
2021-01-27 7:36:38 AM  

kbronsito: I hope the Vorta like pillows. The Jem'hedar don't sleep, and founders just slide outta bed when they dose off and turn into a liquid.


"Accept this token of friendship.  It's called MyBucket. You'll never have a better regeneration period in your life ".
 
2021-01-27 7:49:53 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope whoever gets his company in receivership tries to keep the doors open for the sake of the employees and changes the name to something innocuous.

As far as him personally? I would love to have footage of the day he's truly broke and tries to get into Mar-a-Lago to see his hero and learns exactly what he destroyed his life for, and how it was appreciated.


Barely knew him, I think he was a caddy or something.
 
2021-01-27 8:10:19 AM  
If people hate me, it must be a political conspiracy against me and not at all related to the fact that I'm an asshole.
 
2021-01-27 8:11:16 AM  

NotCodger: The taste of his tears is like sweet, sweet nectar.


To bad he doesn't have some sort of soft fluffy item to cry into.
 
2021-01-27 8:11:57 AM  
I'll buy a Dominion Pillow for the lolz
 
2021-01-27 8:13:21 AM  
Thankfully I think my state still fondly remembers the disaster that was Jesse Ventura well enough to keep this dickhead out of the Governor's residence.
 
2021-01-27 8:13:34 AM  
Whatever it takes to not acknowledge responsibility for your own actions.
 
2021-01-27 8:13:55 AM  

Iowan73: If people hate me, it must be a political conspiracy against me and not at all related to the fact that I'm an asshole.


This is a realization that these idiots will never come to...
 
2021-01-27 8:15:09 AM  
Bots?  Based on some past statements, I'm going to assume that Mike Lindell is not an expert in computer science:

Mike Lindell claims Trump received so many votes that it "broke the algorithms and the machines," then poll workers decided to "backfill" votes for Biden
 
2021-01-27 8:15:29 AM  
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2021-01-27 8:16:57 AM  
This, and violence against democracy, and fascism are what the Republican Party is now. This is their platform. This is what they offer up when asking for people's vote.And a third of America will vote for this.
 
2021-01-27 8:19:05 AM  
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2021-01-27 8:21:00 AM  
Cancel Culture Rage Mob is the name of my Boy George and Zack se la Rocha fronted Ice Cube cover band.
 
2021-01-27 8:21:15 AM  
Sleep deprivation can drive you insane.  He may have invented his pillow too late.
 
2021-01-27 8:21:41 AM  
...and why would they want to 'cancel you out', hmmm?

Is there something there that you are doing that upset them?

Is it supporting Trump?

Now, why would that make them upset at you?  Is there something that Trump supports that they don't?  And what is that?

C'mon--Connect the dots for us.  What is it exactly that makes them want to oppose you and Trump?  Are they against 'making America great'?  Great in what way?

Is it because they oppose knee-jerk jingoism?  Racism?  Oligarchy?  Kleptocracy? Incompetence?

Are those things that you support?

Jesus, these people are dump.  Er, dumb.  Weird.  "Dump" just kinda fell out there.

Trump dumb.
 
2021-01-27 8:22:15 AM  

Tracianne: I wonder if Trump gave him a "secret" pardon and he thinks it protects him from civil lawsuits

or he's just insane


Por qué no los dos?
 
2021-01-27 8:24:19 AM  
  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ran my Twitter account for two weeks ?

" Hello, you've reached My Dominion Pillow and Voting Machine, how can I direct your call? "
            
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2021-01-27 8:25:19 AM  
I really wish conservatives would stop elevating every crazy-ass bastard that panders to their victim complex onto a pedestal.
 
2021-01-27 8:25:30 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Bots?  Based on some past statements, I'm going to assume that Mike Lindell is not an expert in computer science:

Mike Lindell claims Trump received so many votes that it "broke the algorithms and the machines," then poll workers decided to "backfill" votes for Biden


You have to change the oil in voting algorithms every ten thousand votes or you might damage the hardware.
 
2021-01-27 8:26:45 AM  
We now take you live to his lawyer's office
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2021-01-27 8:28:27 AM  
And here's the insane stuff he said in a radio interview yesterday:

"Now they took my Twitter down there for about seven or about 12 hours, when it came down I put it up again. And this time, I want everyone to listen to this, they took my Twitter, or they took me off of Twitter, but they left my account up there and they were running it, they, they were, they were running it, was, my friends are going, 'Mike, Are you on, are you still up on Twitter?' I go, 'yeah but I can't control it,' they were liking things and and tagging things that weren't me that's where my friends."

"They would retweet things under my name. And they would retweet things so they wouldn't type things under, but they and then I tried to take stuff down, and I got a letter from Twitter Germany, I said, or was the email, and it said, 'You are not allowed to take this down. Penal Code 601 of the Twitter code,' I said, 'what is going on?"


That's the insane ramblings of someone who has not slept for 3 days and has just drank 2 pots of coffee along with a bowl of meth cereal.
 
2021-01-27 8:28:47 AM  
It's a shame, because MyPillows are terrific for camping. They're so flammable that you can build a campfire with a little stuffing and damp, green wood. Just don't keep them in the house because the fumes can kill your pets.
 
2021-01-27 8:29:16 AM  
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2021-01-27 8:29:22 AM  
The internet was supposed to make things better, but honestly these last 10 or so years (basically since facebook got huge) have made it clear that the old gatekeepers (editors of print and producers of television) did an excellent job of keeping out the crazy. It doesn't help that 24 hr news channels don't have 24 hours worth of news so more than half their time is spent pontificating random bullshiat. Point being, in any other age Mike Lindell would be a total nobody with zero public persona.
 
2021-01-27 8:29:42 AM  

NINEv2: Cancel Culture Rage Mob is the name of my Boy George and Zack se la Rocha fronted Ice Cube cover band.


Haha I love it
 
2021-01-27 8:31:39 AM  
I would buy a MyDominionPillow

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