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2021-01-26 9:11:32 PM  
That's HOTY level, subby!
 
2021-01-27 2:37:43 AM  

jasonvatch: That's HOTY level, subby!


Sigh. +1. Thank you.
 
2021-01-27 2:38:00 AM  

psilocyberguy: jasonvatch: That's HOTY level, subby!

Sigh. +1. Thank you.


I'm not sunny.
 
2021-01-27 2:45:23 AM  
He only threw the guy a water bottle?  WTF?  There's only one thing that'll soothe an itching, burning dairy heir.

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2021-01-27 2:53:33 AM  
I am taking this all with a grain of salt, but if it happened the way it was reported, he did the right thing. It sounds like the man was getting in the Mayors face and getting between him and the car. The mayor had the right to take his mask off if he was sitting at a table at a restaurant. It does not matter how much he drank unless he was getting behind the wheel. The man had no right to accost him. He had no right to see the receipt. He should have minded his own business.
 
2021-01-27 2:54:04 AM  
This guy witnessed the whole thing. God I hope the trial is televised.

City Walk: A Word From the Mayor
Youtube r46E7gkFXH8
 
2021-01-27 2:57:48 AM  
Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine
 
2021-01-27 2:59:11 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: He only threw the guy a water bottle?  WTF?  There's only one thing that'll soothe an itching, burning dairy heir.

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2021-01-27 3:08:41 AM  
And little lambsy divey...
 
2021-01-27 3:11:28 AM  
The backstory on this must be amazing.
 
2021-01-27 3:30:33 AM  

bughunter: And little lambsy divey...


I'm curious... I always thought that was the lyric when I was a child, and was surprised to find it was "little lambs eat ivy". I assume you know that?
 
2021-01-27 3:33:36 AM  
Hope the video gets posted.
I want to see the confronting twit sprayed.
 
2021-01-27 3:37:08 AM  

Pert: bughunter: And little lambsy divey...

I'm curious... I always thought that was the lyric when I was a child, and was surprised to find it was "little lambs eat ivy". I assume you know that?


Yea... I always thought that was the joke...

(Maybe not?)
 
2021-01-27 3:37:38 AM  

8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine


The top 10 submitters for the last 30 days total up to 1855 greenlights.  A very, very small group of people have a very, very large portion of greenlights.  That's what happened to this place.
 
2021-01-27 3:39:17 AM  

bughunter: And little lambsy divey...


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2021-01-27 3:51:43 AM  
 
2021-01-27 4:47:06 AM  
Very nice, submitter.

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2021-01-27 5:18:06 AM  

8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine


2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.
 
2021-01-27 6:08:10 AM  

8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine


Congrats are due to Mrs. Nuran who sent me the link with that as the subject line.
 
2021-01-27 7:10:53 AM  
Poor Teddy, promotes lawlessness then get to experience a tiny bit of the consequences, eabods Ted.
 
2021-01-27 7:21:58 AM  
man confronted about not wearing a mask by a man not wearing a mask...
 
2021-01-27 7:32:39 AM  

kcoombs69: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

The top 10 submitters for the last 30 days total up to 1855 greenlights.  A very, very small group of people have a very, very large portion of greenlights.  That's what happened to this place.



Fark has found that there are more clicks in doomer threads and hate threads. $$$$$.
 
2021-01-27 7:34:02 AM  

the voice of raisin: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.


We also have a ton of links that seem suspiciously sponsored to rags like the Star, PoliticsUSA, and the absolute WORST are the UInterview, USports, etc....luckily whomever the choad is who keeps submitting those terrible old-news-articles with the lamest headlines never gets greenlight.  He's like 0-400.
 
2021-01-27 7:34:30 AM  
Bravo subby!!!!!
 
2021-01-27 8:04:24 AM  

the voice of raisin: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.


Good lord.  That's the most sniveling thing I've read here.  People have lived through far worse and maintained a sense of humor and decency.
 
2021-01-27 8:14:05 AM  

Snort: the voice of raisin: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.

Good lord.  That's the most sniveling thing I've read here.  People have lived through far worse and maintained a sense of humor and decency.


Well, decency for certain values of the word - it IS Fark.

/not actually disagreeing
//but agreeing without snark is wrong
///it IS Fark
 
2021-01-27 9:15:36 AM  
the wicked flee when no man persueth douche
 
2021-01-27 9:17:05 AM  
Lol. Mayor dipshiat doesn't like the use of such things when assholes are destroying the city he was elected to protect, but for him it's fine.

fark him.
 
2021-01-27 9:22:11 AM  
The side bar on that page had a bunch of camo clothes, and mail-order food?...
 
2021-01-27 9:30:26 AM  

bughunter: Pert: bughunter: And little lambsy divey...

I'm curious... I always thought that was the lyric when I was a child, and was surprised to find it was "little lambs eat ivy". I assume you know that?

Yea... I always thought that was the joke...

(Maybe not?)


Both are correct.

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

MAIRZY DOATS ~ The Merry Macs (1944)
Youtube Gjlh9HWBOik
 
2021-01-27 9:58:20 AM  
Drinking beer at McMenamins is a good thing, love their Hammerhead!
 
2021-01-27 10:49:02 AM  

Snort: the voice of raisin: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.

Good lord.  That's the most sniveling thing I've read here.  People have lived through far worse and maintained a sense of humor and decency.


I'd be curious to see humor from non-professional comedians or writers during those times.  "street humor" during the first year of the "Spanish Flu", maybe?  "street humor" from 1938 in a "Hooverville" or from farmers during the Dust Bowl.
 
2021-01-27 11:00:26 AM  

the voice of raisin: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.


Oh, come on.  You are blaming FARKS shiatty headlines with Hillary being a loser?
 
2021-01-27 12:16:51 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: man confronted about not wearing a mask by a man not wearing a mask...


he wanted to get him being a hypocrite, it was a "i got you" moment.  with seasoning.
 
2021-01-27 12:21:22 PM  

caljar: the voice of raisin: 8 inches: Finally, a good headline! What has happened to this place?  I remember when FARK was funny.


/Old
//Bravo Subby
///To heir is human, to write a great headline is devine

2016 happened. then 2017, 2018, and 2019, each getting progressively worse...then 2020

I  forgive all who've temporarily lost their sense of genuine, not-bitter humor along the way, (as I have) and hope that we can all recover over the next 4 years.

Oh, come on.  You are blaming FARKS shiatty headlines with Hillary being a loser?


it was a downward progression, but I would say we were all losers.  the non-management of Covid is proof of that.
 
2021-01-27 12:22:22 PM  

the voice of raisin: I'd be curious to see humor from non-professional comedians or writers during those times. "street humor" during the first year of the "Spanish Flu", maybe? "street humor" from 1938 in a "Hooverville" or from farmers during the Dust Bowl.


you really are a wanker - don't you have the internet?

Spanish Flu humor:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/histor​y​/memes-1918-pandemic-180975452/


Dust Bowl humor:
https://kinsleylibrary.info/wp-conten​t​/uploads/2014/10/HUMOR.pdf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_Bo​w​l_Ballads
 
2021-01-27 12:47:44 PM  

asciibaron: the voice of raisin: I'd be curious to see humor from non-professional comedians or writers during those times. "street humor" during the first year of the "Spanish Flu", maybe? "street humor" from 1938 in a "Hooverville" or from farmers during the Dust Bowl.

you really are a wanker - don't you have the internet?

Spanish Flu humor:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history​/memes-1918-pandemic-180975452/


Dust Bowl humor:
https://kinsleylibrary.info/wp-content​/uploads/2014/10/HUMOR.pdf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_Bow​l_Ballads

"The street crowd surged-but where to go?
The bar? The concert? Movies? No!
Old Influenza's locked the door to Pleasure Land.
Oh what a bore!"

"Every woman secretly believes she would be fascinating in a harem veil. Wearing a flu mask is a good, safe way to try the effect."


Maybe it's just my interpretation.
 
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