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(Newsweek)   Giuliani is the Wimp-Lo of the legal world   (newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Hugo Chvez, Rudy Giuliani, Dominion Voting Systems, former President Donald Trump, Voting system, Election, defamation lawsuit, conspiracy theories  
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2021-01-26 7:42:17 PM  
Discovery should be fun!
 
2021-01-26 7:46:12 PM  
Today: "Don't dare sue me!  I'm craaaaaaazy!"

Soon: "Your honor, my client pleads insanity"
 
2021-01-26 7:52:25 PM  
So, "threatening scorched earth?"

fark all of these lying mother farkers - whatever it is they make a threat in response to, do it.
DO IT NOW.
 
2021-01-26 7:52:31 PM  
"I'm dripping brown liquid from my scalp, making me the victor. "
 
2021-01-26 7:54:38 PM  
Aight.
 
2021-01-26 8:55:10 PM  
He's perfect for the job he has now
 
2021-01-26 8:57:20 PM  
The difference is they taught wimp-lo wrong as a joke. I don't find anything Ghouliani has been up to as funny...
 
2021-01-26 9:22:46 PM  
"What do you think I am, some kind of jackass?" Giuliani asked.

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2021-01-26 9:36:22 PM  
Rudy seems to be under the delusion that Dominion will need to prove their innocence rather than his guilt. Good luck Rudy.
 
2021-01-26 10:06:56 PM  
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2021-01-26 11:32:00 PM  
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2021-01-26 11:33:20 PM  
I'm upset that subby stole my observation, but glad to see it acknowledged.
 
2021-01-26 11:33:27 PM  

Raymond Perjurytrap: "Your honor, my client pleads insanity"


Sir, this is a Wendy's.
 
2021-01-26 11:34:34 PM  
Being crazy isn't going to help you in court, farkwit.  It's going to do the exact opposite.
 
2021-01-26 11:35:24 PM  
""Who hides evidence?" Giuliani said. "Criminals hide evidence. Not honest people."

/something something tax returns....
 
2021-01-26 11:35:34 PM  
When I first saw that they were suing him for $1.3 BILLION I almost did a spit take.  This is hilarious and I can't wait to for him to get flattened in court and squeezed for every last dime.
 
2021-01-26 11:36:30 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: "I'm dripping brown liquid from my scalp, making me the victor. "


He just blew a head gasket.
 
2021-01-26 11:36:41 PM  
Last I checked, civil courts don't have an insanity plea.
 
2021-01-26 11:36:50 PM  
Anyway, yeah... Donald Trump really wants another Roy Cohn, but there's just no other lawyer that's as savagely brutal and unyieldingly loyal as he was. It'd almost be sad that Trump abandoned Roy Cohn to die penniless and alone in a gutter like he'd did, were Roy Cohn not such a terrible person and died the karmatic death that so many other people like him deserve.
 
2021-01-26 11:37:09 PM  
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2021-01-26 11:37:49 PM  
It's not my area of practice, but I'm pretty sure that there's no insanity defense to a defamation case.
 
2021-01-26 11:38:42 PM  
His nipples look like Milk Duds?
 
2021-01-26 11:40:44 PM  

vrax: Being crazy isn't going to help you in court, farkwit.  It's going to do the exact opposite.


Shhh!
 
2021-01-26 11:41:05 PM  
I'm not sure what's harder to believe: that it was already nineteen years ago or that this joke was Person of the Year.
 
2021-01-26 11:42:19 PM  
F*cking shiatballs, I had a seizure from that site.
 
2021-01-26 11:42:21 PM  
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2021-01-26 11:42:55 PM  

JAYoung: thatguyoverthere70: "I'm dripping brown liquid from my scalp, making me the victor. "

He just blew a head gasket.


It was chocolate ice cream!
 
2021-01-26 11:44:09 PM  
I'm going to make a prediction that he settles out of court, issues an apology and then claims he can't answer any questions because of a non-disclosure clause, and he will do so in less than 3 months.
 
2021-01-26 11:44:59 PM  
I  watching these  assholes that don't know how to lose, lose.

Please, proceed.
 
2021-01-26 11:46:05 PM  

RyogaM: I'm going to make a prediction that he settles out of court, issues an apology and then claims he can't answer any questions because of a non-disclosure clause, and he will do so in less than 3 months.


That's if Dominion wants to. They are a bit grumpy right now and don't seem inclined to do so.
 
2021-01-26 11:46:23 PM  

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That's... disturbing.
 
2021-01-26 11:46:48 PM  
3 years ago, I got a warrant issued for 2 unpaid parking tickets. Then I called Rudy.
My execution date is set for August.
Thanks, Rudy.

1-800-GET-RUDY.
 
2021-01-26 11:47:04 PM  
He may not know karate, but he knows ka-razy.
 
2021-01-26 11:49:23 PM  
Ghouliani: Ha! Foot in mouth style, how do you like it?
Dominion: I'm sure on some planet your legal skills are impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
 
2021-01-26 11:50:50 PM  
Man bangs His Head on Car In Knock Himself out In a Fight
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2021-01-26 11:51:30 PM  
"Well, I tell you I'm a crazy guy, I really am, I'm just really crazy," Giuliani continued.

The first true thing he's said in a long time.
 
2021-01-26 11:52:10 PM  
Well, I hope in the future he will be a crazy, bankrupt convict.
He can be wild and crazy in prison.
 
2021-01-26 11:53:22 PM  
IANAL, but it seems to me discovery would be more about Giuliani's documentation and communications since he's making the claims about fraud, rather than discovery of Dominion's machines since they passed checks and audits from their customers.
 
2021-01-26 11:53:30 PM  
So, um...who is the Whoa of the legal world, then?
 
2021-01-26 11:54:28 PM  
Except his shoes aren't squeaky, he just farts
 
2021-01-26 11:59:34 PM  
"Trial by combat has been approved."
 
2021-01-27 12:00:03 AM  
Based on this logic, I'm going to accuse Rudy Giuliani of treason and sex with a horse and he will have the burden of proving that neither is true.
 
2021-01-27 12:00:04 AM  

Circusdog320: Discovery should be fun!


I bet between now and then they'll be a convenient pack on dominion and a bunch of fake documents will be dumped on WikiLeaks. They're probably going to start switching into a hearts and Minds kind of campaign to f***** with reality as best they can.
 
2021-01-27 12:00:49 AM  
I would love to see Giuliani die poor and destitute living on the streets in NYC yelling at pigeons.
 
2021-01-27 12:01:04 AM  

Raymond Perjurytrap: Today: "Don't dare sue me!  I'm craaaaaaazy!"

Soon: "Your honor, my client pleads insanity"


Insanity plea rejected. Now face the consequences of your action, Mr. 911.
 
2021-01-27 12:01:40 AM  

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I KNEW he was a pug!
 
2021-01-27 12:02:57 AM  

phoenix352: I would love to see Giuliani die poor and destitute living on the streets in NYC yelling at pigeons.


Pigeons don't deserve that.
 
2021-01-27 12:05:24 AM  
"Well, I tell you I'm a crazy guy, I really am, I'm just really crazy," Giuliani continued.

I didn't know insanity was a defense in a civil suit.
 
2021-01-27 12:05:41 AM  
I hope Dominion sues him to 9-11 pieces.

And then sues each piece straight to hell.
 
2021-01-27 12:07:41 AM  
If ever there was a time to send in the Jem'Hadar, it's now.
 
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