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2021-01-26 3:16:40 PM  
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2021-01-26 3:20:14 PM  
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2021-01-26 3:22:26 PM  
ATTEMPTED murder. Honestly what is that? Do they give Nobel prizes for ATTEMPTED chemistry?!
 
2021-01-26 3:24:18 PM  
Anyone expecting Republicans to have integrity must have grown up eating paint chips as a kid while living under powerlines.
 
2021-01-26 3:30:21 PM  

weddingsinger: Anyone expecting Republicans to have integrity must have grown up eating paint chips as a kid while living under powerlines.


It's nice to see at least one Democratic politician finally holding them accountable and pointing out their hypocrisy for all to see.
 
2021-01-26 3:45:25 PM  
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2021-01-26 3:51:55 PM  
All these spines popping up, crazy.
 
2021-01-26 3:56:27 PM  
The stupid trash that backed a reality tv star as president are complaining about entertainment politics.
 
2021-01-26 4:11:21 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: All these spines popping up, crazy.


AOC had a spine when she reached a clump of greater than 128 cells.
 
2021-01-26 4:38:36 PM  
Hey, Marco!  Aren't you up past your bedtime?  Who changes your diapers?
 
2021-01-26 4:39:21 PM  

SpectroBoy: Markoff_Cheney: All these spines popping up, crazy.

AOC had a spine when she reached a clump of greater than 128 cells.


Why won't she vote against funding war then?
 
2021-01-26 4:40:25 PM  
"Political Entertainment Industy"

Is that the part of my TV package that contains Fox News, Fox Business, Newsmax TV, and OAN?
 
2021-01-26 4:41:23 PM  
Dear Sen. Rubio,

We thought you should know that some knucklehead is issuing stupid tweets with your name on them.
 
2021-01-26 4:41:41 PM  
I need more information.  Is the accused (R) or (D)?  It's important.
 
2021-01-26 4:41:54 PM  
Yeah. Man, I dunno. We have a spine here and there and this afternoon I saw Kamala getting her second shot. And you know what? She farking laughed! She laughed! That damn woman is *always* laughing! All the time!

And I love it. It is nice to not have a robot as VP.

/laugh it up, Kamala
//it makes me happy
 
2021-01-26 4:42:44 PM  

SpectroBoy: Markoff_Cheney: All these spines popping up, crazy.

AOC had a spine when she reached a clump of greater than 128 cells.


AOC has lots of spines in her collection at this point.
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2021-01-26 4:43:01 PM  
This was soooooooooo great to watch live!

Survivor to Rubio: Will you reject NRA money?
Youtube Lo52BObqCds
 
2021-01-26 4:43:37 PM  
Marco Rubio has had Trump elbow-deep in his ass since January 2017. He's Trump's fark-muppet puppet, and his presence in the government is an embarrassment to us all. But no state more than Florida, which should get a clue and send him packing.
 
2021-01-26 4:45:14 PM  
Well, he's no longer president.

This morning, I got pulled over for speeding.  The cop said "I caught you going 100 in a 40 mph zone.  What do you have to say for yourself?"  I replied that I was now parked on the side of the road and no longer speeding so the cop had done his job (stopped me from speeding) and no further punishment was warranted.

Unfortunately, using the word 'warranted' reminded him to see if I had any.
 
2021-01-26 4:45:19 PM  

weddingsinger: Anyone expecting Republicans to have integrity must have grown up eating paint chips as a kid while living under powerlines.


I didn't expect them to have integrity, I just miscalculated their selfishness. I had hope that they would take the opportunity to jettison Trump ahead of 2024 so that they wouldn't have to deal with him running again.
 
2021-01-26 4:46:07 PM  
I said Mitch had something up his sleeve, had to twist his minions arms, when he asked for a delay. See? Here's the beginning of the result.
 
2021-01-26 4:46:33 PM  
Fine.

Criminal trial it is.
 
2021-01-26 4:47:14 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Marco Rubio has had Trump elbow-deep in his ass since January 2017. He's Trump's fark-muppet puppet, and his presence in the government is an embarrassment to us all. But no state more than Florida, which should get a clue and send him packing.


I think Marco folded as soon as Trump started calling him names in the 2016 primaries.
 
2021-01-26 4:47:42 PM  
Sure is a lot of sniveling and apologies from the perpetrators who did storm it. "Trump made me do it, I didn't do any damage while in there, I wasn't really trying to hurt anyone, I didn't intend to harm the people I said I wanted to hurt on my Twitter account, I shouldn't have said what I said, I didn't mean it and I am so sorry, How come Trump didn't give me a farking pardon?"
 
2021-01-26 4:47:49 PM  

numinous: SpectroBoy: Markoff_Cheney: All these spines popping up, crazy.

AOC had a spine when she reached a clump of greater than 128 cells.

Why won't she vote against funding war then?


What vote are you talking about?
 
2021-01-26 4:48:28 PM  

numinous: SpectroBoy: Markoff_Cheney: All these spines popping up, crazy.

AOC had a spine when she reached a clump of greater than 128 cells.

Why won't she vote against funding war then?


Well (you better sit down for this)..... maybe she has a spine AND disagrees with you?
 
2021-01-26 4:48:42 PM  

weddingsinger: Anyone expecting Republicans to have integrity must have grown up eating paint chips as a kid while living under powerlines.


But those are the people that became Republicans
 
2021-01-26 4:49:49 PM  
As much as I like AOC (which is: lots), do we really need to link to her twitter multiple times per day?
 
2021-01-26 4:50:43 PM  

SpectroBoy: numinous: SpectroBoy: Markoff_Cheney: All these spines popping up, crazy.

AOC had a spine when she reached a clump of greater than 128 cells.

Why won't she vote against funding war then?

What vote are you talking about?


I assume Spectro is talking about the NDAA.
 
2021-01-26 4:51:07 PM  
I don't wish for much. A nice beer on the weekends, a painless death, and all the leverage Trump had on these assholes to go public.
 
2021-01-26 4:51:25 PM  
So, basically Rubio is saying trying to over throw the government is not a crime if you don't go yourself and your minions do not succeed
 
2021-01-26 4:52:02 PM  

winterbraid: As much as I like AOC (which is: lots), do we really need to link to her twitter multiple times per day?


Yes, we do.
 
2021-01-26 4:52:36 PM  

winterbraid: As much as I like AOC (which is: lots), do we really need to link to her twitter multiple times per day?


Yes.
 
2021-01-26 4:53:15 PM  
Waste of time impeachment isn't about accountability It's about demands from vengeance from the radical left And a new "show" for the "Political Entertainment Industry"

Seriously, WTF is WRONG with this guy?

His head is so farkin' dense, the contents could be used as a shield for nuclear reactors.
 
2021-01-26 4:53:34 PM  
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/oblig
 
2021-01-26 4:53:51 PM  

winterbraid: As much as I like AOC (which is: lots), do we really need to link to her twitter multiple times per day?


I'd lick her Twitter multiple times a day. If you know what I mean.

And reported....
 
2021-01-26 4:54:11 PM  
Apparently AOC doesn't understand that impeachment is a political process, not a legal process.
 
2021-01-26 4:54:26 PM  
This chucklehead along with Rick Scott and DeSantis are the three biggest reasons I can't wait to move out of this state.
 
2021-01-26 4:54:33 PM  

winterbraid: As much as I like AOC (which is: lots), do we really need to link to her twitter multiple times per day?


I'd link to her multiple times a day... if ya know what I mean....

....and I think ya do....
 
2021-01-26 4:56:43 PM  

Badafuco: This chucklehead along with Rick Scott and DeSantis are the three biggest reasons I can't wait to move out of this state.


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...to Jersey, right?
 
2021-01-26 4:58:39 PM  

snowshovel: Apparently AOC doesn't understand that impeachment is a political process, not a legal process.


A process that is legal doesn't have to be criminal, which is where you're getting confused. Impeachment and the trial has legal repercussions but not necessarily criminal.
 
2021-01-26 4:59:05 PM  
I wonder if she has looked up the legal standards for incitement?  Probably not.
 
2021-01-26 4:59:27 PM  
Look, it's time we let Bernie off the hook for telling his followers that the Republicans health care policy would kill people. After all, Scalise survived the shooting.

/This is what we're talking about right?
 
2021-01-26 5:00:28 PM  
Its too bad she danced that one time in college and tended bar.

We can't take her seriously.

/s
 
2021-01-26 5:00:48 PM  

Saiga410: I wonder if she has looked up the legal standards for incitement?  Probably not.


AOC not doing her homework? based on her performance in hearings and such, seems unlikely to me.
 
2021-01-26 5:01:06 PM  

winterbraid: As much as I like AOC (which is: lots), do we really need to link to her twitter multiple times per day?


Hey buddy, I pay good $$$$ for my Total Fark account and I EXPECT to see at least one AOC thread PER DAY!

I also expect to see that gif of AOC dancing on the rooftop... the long and slow one.

...so WHAR MY GIF? WHAR???
 
2021-01-26 5:03:40 PM  

goodncold: Its too bad she danced that one time in college and tended bar.

We can't take her seriously.

/s

tucker carlson
 
2021-01-26 5:05:33 PM  

lindalouwho: I said Mitch had something up his sleeve, had to twist his minions arms, when he asked for a delay. See? Here's the beginning of the result.


He refused to call the Senate back into session to hold the trial after the House impeached Trump**, until Trump** was out of office

Now he's voting that it's unconstitutional to hold a trial for Trump** since he's out of office

Farking asshole!
 
2021-01-26 5:09:58 PM  

OldRod: lindalouwho: I said Mitch had something up his sleeve, had to twist his minions arms, when he asked for a delay. See? Here's the beginning of the result.

He refused to call the Senate back into session to hold the trial after the House impeached Trump**, until Trump** was out of office

Now he's voting that it's unconstitutional to hold a trial for Trump** since he's out of office

Farking asshole!


farking A. I didn't even think about that part of it.

Democrats need to be on every news show, talk show and cooking show screaming this into the camera.
I'm sick of it. I don't want Democrats who place nice, I want them to play to win.
 
2021-01-26 5:10:37 PM  
Unless everybody who incited the coup attempt is arrested, it might be incumbent on civilians to defend democracy if they'd like to keep it.
 
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