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(Twitter)   Tornado hits Alabama and the picture this guy posted of his damage will make you wince   (twitter.com) divider line
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8515 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2021 at 2:20 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-26 1:48:48 PM  
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2021-01-26 1:51:22 PM  
Looks like "God" is just trying to clean up the mess that is Alabama. The first one was just a warning the next one will wipe away the hive of scum and villainy that is Alabama.
 
2021-01-26 1:59:33 PM  
"Estates"= trailer park.
 
2021-01-26 1:59:34 PM  
Looks like the Reavers were attacking.  Someone quick, warn Wash!
 
2021-01-26 2:05:46 PM  
I guess word got out that dudes wife was pining for some big wood in the bedroom.
 
2021-01-26 2:16:18 PM  
Dude, your wife is a vampire.  Get out while you still can.
 
2021-01-26 2:17:24 PM  
Guess it was his side of the bed that was hit.
 
2021-01-26 2:22:18 PM  
Roll Tide?
 
2021-01-26 2:22:45 PM  
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going....


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2021-01-26 2:23:15 PM  
That'll buff right out
 
2021-01-26 2:23:47 PM  
Says she still didn't feel it.
 
2021-01-26 2:23:50 PM  
God is tossing his toothpicks like javelins.
 
2021-01-26 2:23:55 PM  
lots at stake it seems. Who wood have guessed?
 
2021-01-26 2:24:17 PM  
I'm more horrified at the use of CFL's in their ceiling fan. Those bulbs are awful!
 
2021-01-26 2:24:28 PM  
It's not that the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing.

\TWSS
\\NTTAWWT
\\\Third slashie in the aptly named storm cellar.
 
2021-01-26 2:24:31 PM  
Morning wood is the best kind of wood.
 
2021-01-26 2:24:41 PM  
The first Twitter comment made me wince in grammatical horror.

The crib next to the bed is also terrifying. Not stick through balls scary but scary.
 
2021-01-26 2:25:34 PM  
Toilet paper on the nightstand?
 
2021-01-26 2:25:51 PM  
glory holes are not covered in your home owners insurance
 
2021-01-26 2:26:09 PM  

steklo: Morning wood is the best kind of wood.


Except when you have to pee.
 
2021-01-26 2:26:11 PM  

holdmybones: The first Twitter comment made me wince in grammatical horror.

The crib next to the bed is also terrifying. Not stick through balls scary but scary.


it can happen as the aftermath of sex.  You've got nothing to worry about.
 
2021-01-26 2:26:18 PM  
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2021-01-26 2:27:05 PM  

Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?


Damn it. Took me too long to photoshop the red circle...

oh well.
 
2021-01-26 2:27:06 PM  
ceiling joist is watching you masturbate
 
2021-01-26 2:28:33 PM  

litespeed74: glory holes are not covered in your home owners insurance


Even if you have to stand on your head to use it?
 
2021-01-26 2:28:46 PM  

Exluddite: "Estates"= trailer park.


Decided to look it up.  You're incorrect in this case.
 
2021-01-26 2:29:00 PM  
How personally irresponsible of him to live in a place where tornadoes occur.  No federal assistance!
 
2021-01-26 2:29:17 PM  

Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?


LOL. I try to not post pictures of my house online because you never know what is normal for you to see everyday and not pay attention to, but is in fact rather odd and sometimes embarrassing :/
 
2021-01-26 2:29:38 PM  

Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?


Or kleenex when you are poor, you perverts.
 
2021-01-26 2:29:51 PM  
Whew!  Thank goodness he was out side at the time.

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2021-01-26 2:30:43 PM  

olapbill: holdmybones: The first Twitter comment made me wince in grammatical horror.

The crib next to the bed is also terrifying. Not stick through balls scary but scary.

it can happen as the aftermath of sex.  You've got nothing to worry about.


That and your mom is post menopausal.
 
2021-01-26 2:31:19 PM  
When the weather radio goes off for something crazy it can be annoying.

But when it goes off for something like this.  It's damn well worth it.
 
2021-01-26 2:33:04 PM  
I assume they never rebuilt the school that was destroyed by a previous tornado.
 
2021-01-26 2:33:35 PM  
Looks like God miscued on the break...don't worry, happens to us all.

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2021-01-26 2:33:42 PM  

Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?


Might be a white noise machine.  I have one a lot like it.
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2021-01-26 2:34:16 PM  
That's a hell of a sharpie
 
2021-01-26 2:34:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?

Or kleenex when you are poor, you perverts.


nope, they just revealed their kink to the whole world
/NTTAWWT
 
2021-01-26 2:34:28 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

MSUZeppfan: Got my wife and baby out of bedroom about 10 minutes b4 this happened. We r in Darlene Estates in Fultondale. Thank u weather radio! @spann https://t.co/VFBWArlfSG


He was almost a leaf on the wind.
 
2021-01-26 2:35:31 PM  

guestguy: Looks like God miscued on the break...don't worry, happens to us all.

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O_O  I am so thankful I sold that pool hall.
 
2021-01-26 2:35:44 PM  

marklar: Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?

LOL. I try to not post pictures of my house online because you never know what is normal for you to see everyday and not pay attention to, but is in fact rather odd and sometimes embarrassing :/


Embarrassing stuff on nightstand CSB:

Several years ago myself and our parents helped my newly married sister and her husband move to a different apartment.

Got to their old place to load the Uhaul with the first load of stuff, looked in the bedroom to see what boxes were in there and noticed a bottle of astroglide on the nightstand.

Go to my sister and whisper in her ear "might want to hide that before mom and dad see it." I've probably never seen anybody move that fast in my life...
 
2021-01-26 2:36:20 PM  
Looks like "God" is making a statement about tommy tuberville being elected
 
2021-01-26 2:36:39 PM  

hAZy: I'm more horrified at the use of CFL's in their ceiling fan. Those bulbs are awful!


I came here to say that.  Walmart LEDs are less than a dollar a bulb.  Seriously.
 
2021-01-26 2:38:01 PM  

OdradekRex: Guess it was his side of the bed that was hit.


Closer to the cot? I'd say mom's side.
 
2021-01-26 2:38:06 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Looks like God miscued on the break...don't worry, happens to us all.

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O_O  I am so thankful I sold that pool hall.


You did? Now I have no concept of who you are. Would it kill you to buy another one? This is about me.
 
2021-01-26 2:38:08 PM  
Looks like Dove brand spanking cream on the other bedside.
 
2021-01-26 2:39:13 PM  
Farking tornado in January. And yet my ex-brother-in-law says, "I think the Earth is actually getting cooler!"

/ Trying to fight the good fight here in Huntsville, AL
// Fark Mo Brooks
/// Fark Tommy Tuberville (but thanks for beating Bama 6 years in a row!)
 
2021-01-26 2:39:16 PM  

gameshowhost: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Looks like God miscued on the break...don't worry, happens to us all.

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O_O  I am so thankful I sold that pool hall.

You did? Now I have no concept of who you are. Would it kill you to buy another one? This is about me.


My bad.  (  ._.)
 
2021-01-26 2:40:55 PM  

guestguy: Looks like God miscued on the break...don't worry, happens to us all.

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Your browser cache must be an ... interesting place.
 
2021-01-26 2:41:01 PM  

ThatSillyGoose: Interceptor1: Toilet paper on the nightstand?

Might be a white noise machine.  I have one a lot like it.
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good call, he does say wife and baby. we had to buy a second one of those when our first finally moved into his own room. after sleeping for 6 months with white Noise I couldn't go back.
 
2021-01-26 2:42:21 PM  
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I was late to the Bernie meme, so I'm going to use my damn cutout here.
 
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