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(Twitter)   The US Government thinks that Mike Pompeo's preferred pizza toppings are akin to his medical history, and so have redacted them from FOIA docs. Recalling the BUTTERYMAILS saga, pizza toppings are how The Cabal sends coded messages   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-01-26 1:37:11 PM  
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2021-01-26 1:39:44 PM  
He clearly committed the crime against humanity known as putting pineapple on pizza.

/lock him up!
 
2021-01-26 1:43:50 PM  
Doesn't want anyone to know he always gets his pizza with *extra anchovies* from Comet Ping Pong
 
2021-01-26 1:46:47 PM  
Maybe it wasn't specifically the toppings, but the sheer quantity.  That guy looks like the type to work up a sweat while chowing down.
 
2021-01-26 1:48:35 PM  
Resubmit in 30 days for review. Hoping the raving  nutters are kick out by then. Pompeo has some serious criminal exposure.
 
2021-01-26 1:57:34 PM  

eurotrader: Pompeo has some serious criminal exposure.


he won't need sunblock where he is going
 
2021-01-26 1:57:57 PM  
Huh. Strangely specific denial of information
 
2021-01-26 2:04:58 PM  
Someone send a reporter over to interview members of the Villa Taverna wait staff.

Particularly, ask if any pizza orders were placed asking for "long pork" or "extra adrenochrome" this past October.
 
2021-01-26 2:09:18 PM  
He was simply placing an order for his pizza restaurant basement party. You can't expect a guy like him to be satisfied with ordinary, run of the mill 11 year olds.
 
2021-01-26 2:15:05 PM  
She's a theiving Coont that needs to die in prison. She also treated the entire State Department as the hired help. Coont, Coont, Coont.
 
2021-01-26 2:16:42 PM  
Is it semen? I'm gonna say it's semen because he can't prove otherwise.
 
2021-01-26 2:25:01 PM  
Adderall and Sudafed
 
2021-01-26 2:25:22 PM  
It's **always** projection with these assholes.

So... probably?
 
2021-01-26 2:25:54 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: He clearly committed the crime against humanity known as putting pineapple on pizza.

/lock him up!


I know this is a thing, but pineapple and ham is quite nice
 
2021-01-26 2:26:20 PM  
okay but what about the titles of the pay per view movies he rented while staying in hotels?
 
2021-01-26 2:26:55 PM  
He tops his pizzas with opioids, atorvastatin, and viagra.
 
2021-01-26 2:27:01 PM  
"Mike likes foreskin, placenta, and adrenochrome."
 
2021-01-26 2:27:59 PM  
Pizzagate II Electric Bugaloo
 
2021-01-26 2:28:28 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: He clearly committed the crime against humanity known as putting pineapple on pizza.

/lock him up!


There is absolutely nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza, it just requires a string meat to work with, that ham shiat is some weak game...
 
2021-01-26 2:28:46 PM  
I bet it's some local business and then it goes on to say he is a part owner of it and then suggest they funnel all future federal pizza requests through them.
 
2021-01-26 2:28:54 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: but pineapple and ham is quite nice


Mmm, add jalapeños and that's one of my favorites.
 
2021-01-26 2:28:59 PM  
Has anyone checked Villa Taverna's basement?
 
2021-01-26 2:29:02 PM  
I mean, that was the whole basis of the outrage over Podesta's e-mails that evolved into QAnon, right? On 4Chan when you say cheese pizza you are really maintaining plausible deniability that CP means that rather than child porn. Ergo, anyone mentioning any other flavor of pizza is ALSO referring to child porn, except it is coded to name the type of child involved.
 
2021-01-26 2:29:21 PM  
Explains the mystery of how cans of Cyrillic alphabet Borscht end up on pizza.
 
2021-01-26 2:29:35 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: adrenochrome


Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.

The Sisters of Mercy - Adrenochrome
Youtube KA1dlOm01IQ


And for good reason because it's an awful song.
 
2021-01-26 2:29:49 PM  
I used to work in FOI in another jurisdiction. For personal information it was a straight class test, as in if it is classified as personal, you have to take it out. It doesn't have to be sensitive, it just has to be personal information. I would have definitely withheld his pizza preferences. I'm impressed that they severed that from the question, which can be released.
 
2021-01-26 2:30:04 PM  
Ah, I know how this goes.

My sociopathic step-mother-in-law used to pull this crap all the time. We'd offer to buy pizzas when the SMIL and FIL would come over. They'd order a pizza they knew we didn't like, anchovies, mushrooms, peppers... and then proceed to eat our all meat or pepperoni deep dish pizzas, then when leaving, look over at their "special" pizzas that were not touched, and ask "are you keeping those?"

Yeah. we let that happen out of being polite a few times, but after that, I ordered what I ordered.

/They were not nice people. FIL died, possibly because SMIL ran him over (nothing provable)
//She eventually got the hint that Mrs LesserEvil didn't want to maintain the relationship after that
 
2021-01-26 2:31:08 PM  
I bet his favorite is cheese pizza
 
2021-01-26 2:33:17 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: He clearly committed the crime against humanity known as putting pineapple on pizza.

/lock him up!


Why do you deny science?

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle​/​the-scientific-reason-why-pineapples-b​elong-on-pizza
 
2021-01-26 2:34:01 PM  
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2021-01-26 2:34:11 PM  
Mikey1969:


There is absolutely nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza, it just requires a string meat to work with

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Branes...
 
2021-01-26 2:34:28 PM  
Adrenochrome and pineapple?

Ewwww.  Eeeewwwwww.  Pineapple.
 
2021-01-26 2:34:50 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: Officer Barrelroll: He clearly committed the crime against humanity known as putting pineapple on pizza.

/lock him up!

I know this is a thing, but pineapple and ham is quite nice


I was joking. I'm guilty of putting pineapple on pizza since the early 90's.

/every accusation is a confession
 
2021-01-26 2:35:06 PM  
Oh like that fat ass cares about what's on top of his pizza.

"Mike likes his pizza topped a Nacho Bell Grande. Then another pizza on top of that."
 
2021-01-26 2:35:08 PM  
This makes sense from the perspective of operational security.  If this topping combination is distinct, knowing this can be used as another signal that high level officials are somewhere.  We might want to laugh and mock him for his choice of pizza, as we should, but breach of security can come from unexpected places.  Why yes, I did recently have a refresher for my bare minimum security clearance.
 
2021-01-26 2:35:53 PM  
If anyone is ordering sex trafficked kids, its him.
 
2021-01-26 2:38:26 PM  
I'd just like to point out that b(6) is for personally identifying information. Like address or SSN. How can anyone redact pizza toppings with a straight face?

/IANAL - don't tell at me because I forgot my training
 
2021-01-26 2:38:51 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: Oh like that fat ass cares about what's on top of his pizza.

"Mike likes his pizza topped a Nacho Bell Grande. Then another pizza on top of that."


Taco Town - SNL
Youtube evUWersr7pc
 
2021-01-26 2:40:44 PM  
Maybe he was asking for truffles, waigu beef, and beluga caviar and didn't want anyone to know how disgusting he is.
 
2021-01-26 2:41:53 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that his order is specific enough as to open him to  poisoning attempts? In other words, an order from any of his aids/interns at whatever lobbying group he is headed to, for XY pizza with extra Z, could be identified as going to him.

/Really though, could someone be so malevolent as to put pineapple on his pizza and risk  the order going to some innocent? I keed!
 
2021-01-26 2:43:27 PM  
Maybe it isn't toppings at all, maybe they are protecting him from his horrible preferences being revealed.

"He likes Domino's, Little Caesar, or will settle for Papa John's in a pinch"
 
2021-01-26 2:44:43 PM  
They are covering up his particular kink from the q folks.  I have been told he regularly orders a 12 yo redhead boy.
 
2021-01-26 2:47:33 PM  
(b)(6) = Chicago style

I'd redact that shiat too.
 
2021-01-26 2:48:26 PM  
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2021-01-26 2:50:05 PM  
Heard he likes cheese pizza.
 
2021-01-26 2:51:22 PM  
Yeah you wouldn't want it known that you like used condoms on your pizza either, I reckon.

So Big Mikey wants to join the GOP field for POTUS, along with Cruz , Hawley, Cotton.
Are there any other Uber Lowlife candidates that I've overlooks? Oh yeah,I'll throw in Smatt Gaetz and Quim Jordan. OK, I guess we can put down Ron's Johnson too
 
2021-01-26 2:51:49 PM  

la_mariee_mise_a_nu: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that his order is specific enough as to open him to  poisoning attempts?


Maybe specific enough to identify him - like how many people near Foggy Bottom order mayo, saltines, the blood of non-Christians, ranch, and iceberg lettuce on pizza? All at once?

Anyway, I wish liberals could come up with something as tits-staplingly bonkers as Qanon's "'pepperoni on pizza' is really 'young children for trafficking!'".

If only for the lulz.

// lulz gonna be in short supply with Boring Biden at the helm, just the sad garbage the GOP peddles
// no COVID bailout for lulzmakers
// support local theater
// wait, what was I saying?
 
2021-01-26 2:52:58 PM  
I read that as "preferred pizza toppings are skin" and I'm not dissuaded from believing it.
 
2021-01-26 2:54:27 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: VanillaEnvelope: adrenochrome

Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.

[YouTube video: The Sisters of Mercy - Adrenochrome]

And for good reason because it's an awful song.


And also because you have apoarently not been paying close attention these past few years.

Lucky you.
 
2021-01-26 2:54:29 PM  
Pizza, they say

Pompeo was a hair's breadth away from the Presidency on January 6th.  Had everyone between Trump and Pompeo been removed from the chain, surviving Congresspersons would have Impeached and Removed Trump the next day.  Emperor Pompeo was the Dominionist plan.
 
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