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(Slate)   "Dear Stoya, My husband and I used to enjoy tentacle porn, but now he's decided we should no longer indulge in any hentai given the medium's predisposition toward forced sex. Wat do?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-01-26 1:14:21 PM  
"My husband (cis-male) and I (cis-woman)"

Well, there's your first two problems.  Squares.
 
2021-01-26 1:14:32 PM  
Force it on him, duh.
 
2021-01-26 1:25:53 PM  
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2021-01-26 1:26:28 PM  
Try Shibari prior to viewing.
 
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2021-01-26 1:30:59 PM  
Grab your best friend, put on squid masks, and assault him.
 
2021-01-26 1:39:45 PM  
Have you ever considered sitting down, taking off your clothes, and just farking each other?
 
2021-01-26 1:44:13 PM  
The cock what the cock wants, moral rectitude be stuffed
 
2021-01-26 1:47:26 PM  
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2021-01-26 1:56:45 PM  
Butt stuff.
 
2021-01-26 1:57:22 PM  
Ran across some tentacle porn once that really screwed me up. Let's just say that the cervix was involved.
 
2021-01-26 1:58:55 PM  
If the dispute was that he was trying to get her to spend less money on shoes, she wouldn't have any trouble telling him where to shove it.
 
2021-01-26 2:01:52 PM  
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2021-01-26 2:04:20 PM  

Fano: The cock what the cock wants, moral rectitude be stuffed


Rectitude!? Damn near killed him!

...I'll go.
 
2021-01-26 2:11:18 PM  
Tentacle sex can be consensual.
 
2021-01-26 2:24:20 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Tentacle sex can be consensual.


I always figured that was how Odo and Kira got it on...
 
2021-01-26 2:49:05 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Tentacle sex can be consensual.


Try telling that to the close-minded security guards at the Aquarium.
 
2021-01-26 2:49:10 PM  
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2021-01-26 2:53:16 PM  
I think the answer is clear...
 
2021-01-26 3:02:01 PM  
I've never understood people that like watching cartoons have sex.
 
2021-01-26 3:06:09 PM  

gbv23: [i.imgur.com image 283x397]


Pounded in the butt by my former tentacle fetish.
 
2021-01-26 3:07:03 PM  
Squidy - Some women have rape fantasies - deal with it.

Energizer Sex Bunny - congrats, you whored through your fertile years and forgot to find a partner

Cystie - you have a serious medical problem. Hasn't this come up during your annual exams?

Stressed - I think we might have found a toxic level of Wokeness
 
2021-01-26 3:10:42 PM  
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2021-01-26 3:21:23 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Tentacle sex can be consensual.


Consentacle, if you will
 
2021-01-26 3:26:44 PM  
Jumping the shark? She's comparing her relationship to a TV show desperately trying to stay relevant when it should probably be canceled. They've got bigger problems than porn preferences.
 
2021-01-26 3:27:55 PM  
interesting fact Hentai in the UK is classed as kiddie porn.
If you doubt me don't tell me now, first show your hentai collection to a fed then come on here and tell me how wrong i am.
 
2021-01-26 3:43:27 PM  
Cloaca stuff.


/ yeah yeah, I know
 
2021-01-26 3:46:29 PM  
Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.
 
2021-01-26 3:58:33 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.


White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.
 
2021-01-26 4:07:46 PM  

gbv23: [i.imgur.com image 283x397]


Looks like Mr. Tingle has swung himself a Netflix development deal. Good for him.
 
2021-01-26 4:14:08 PM  

Toxophil: God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.

White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.


The idea of a "safe word" exists solely because of a fantasy of non-consent.  Adults can handle such concepts.   That's inherent is any act of bondage.  Your internet isolation is waiting.
 
2021-01-26 4:38:43 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Tentacle sex can be consensual.


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2021-01-26 4:58:08 PM  

Short Victoria's War: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Tentacle sex can be consensual.

Consentacle, if you will


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An actual board game. Have a copy, but haven't played it yet.
 
2021-01-26 5:01:55 PM  
Japanese porn with live actors is just as bad.

The women apparently are conditioned to believe whimpering like it hurts is sexy.

/even when masturbating
 
2021-01-26 5:04:19 PM  
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Tentacle...porn?
 
2021-01-26 5:13:21 PM  

Toxophil: God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.

White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.


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2021-01-26 6:31:29 PM  
Okay, don't get me started...
 
2021-01-26 7:15:38 PM  
I realized I was too old for porn when I all I see online is either "incest" (brother/sister/step etc) spitting on/in each other and/or girls who make that cross-eyed face with their tongues out?
I don't "get" it, certainly not "attracted" to it and learned unless it was released before 1990 it doesn't do anything for me.

Not kink shaming, you all do you (or step-you as the case may be)
 
2021-01-26 7:19:21 PM  

Toxophil: God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.

White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.


All those kids playing Fortnite are going to play Last Man Standing IRL any moment too
 
2021-01-26 7:25:07 PM  

King Something: Butt stuff.


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/That looks...
//Fabulous.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:05 PM  
WTF is Ahegao face?
 
2021-01-26 9:03:52 PM  

madgonad: Squidy - Some women have rape fantasies - deal with it.


I met a girl like that, I didn't shiat right for a week.
 
2021-01-26 10:35:17 PM  

Ghastly: Okay, don't get me started...


Go on...
 
2021-01-26 11:00:12 PM  

abhorrent1: WTF is Ahegao face?


According to an image search, this.

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I can completely understand why he'd be put off having to look at that while trying to have sex.
 
2021-01-26 11:03:52 PM  

Gordon Bennett: abhorrent1: WTF is Ahegao face?

According to an image search, this.

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I can completely understand why he'd be put off having to look at that while trying to have sex.


Jebus. There's some sick farks out there.
 
2021-01-26 11:04:30 PM  
Hire a Dutchman to burn down the Reichstag.


Wrong thread?
 
2021-01-27 12:39:51 AM  

Gordon Bennett: abhorrent1: WTF is Ahegao face?

According to an image search, this.

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I can completely understand why he'd be put off having to look at that while trying to have sex.


For reason I can't completely understand Del has made me splodge a couple of times.
I can't understand it and forgive me if I know it's weird but I've been locked up for a very long time and I thing she cute and have nothing else... you know like a wife or girlfriend.
Pornhub has been cleansed and that just leaves the cleansed TUBES and that's even weirder
 
2021-01-27 1:07:10 AM  

Fano: Toxophil: God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.

White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.

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Hilarious. I would have went with "The Taming of the Shrew" but I tend not to watch old reruns on late night cable. (I had to reverse GIS to figure out what you were saying)

My point was that people's fantasies have a way of becoming reality. What you feed your mind does change it. Mind your thoughts, as they eventually shape your reality.
 
2021-01-27 1:09:22 AM  
Suckers and losers
 
2021-01-27 1:38:12 AM  

Uncontrolled_Jibe: Toxophil: God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.

White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.

The idea of a "safe word" exists solely because of a fantasy of non-consent.  Adults can handle such concepts.   That's inherent is any act of bondage.  Your internet isolation is waiting.


Yes, I get that some ppl just like to play with the idea. I'm saying that those that partake in such things are to some degree, that which they portray. Those that like to play the masochist foster a sense of victimhood in themselves. Those that play the sadist feed a desire for dominance.
Btw, it's a bit of a muddled analogy we're working with, because not all BDSM is "rape fantasy" based. I would assume the vast majority of tentacle porn is.

/I've no idea what "internet isolation is.
//Love is the answer.
///Mind your mind. It forms your reality.
 
2021-01-27 1:47:29 AM  

moos: Toxophil: God-is-a-Taco: Drawings are not real life and these stupid social media women "doing "ahegao" IRL have done irreparable harm to a previously funny part of a niche culture. It opens the door to these stupid situations where her braindead husband is thinking about consent when 2D supernatural entities are involved. They should get divorced and take oaths of internet isolation.

White knighting rape porn. I'd say this is a new low for you, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Thoughts become actions. The guy recognized his fantasies were morally objectionable, and put an end to it. Good on him. The wife ought to follow suit.

All those kids playing Fortnite are going to play Last Man Standing IRL any moment too


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Some small percentage maybe.

No, videogames don't make people violent, but violent people like violent entertainment. Not all are tourists.

/It was called Quake back in my day.
 
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