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(NYPost)   Martha Stewart launching line of cannabis products for dogs. Snoop visibly disappointed   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-01-26 11:54:12 AM  
If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.
 
2021-01-26 11:56:23 AM  
Martha can pull the change out of a poor rube's pocket with the best of them.
 
2021-01-26 12:18:45 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Martha can pull the change out of a poor rube's pocket with the best of them.


I'm an admirer of Martha Stewart for many reasons, but truer words were never spoken.
 
2021-01-26 12:25:43 PM  
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
 
2021-01-26 12:26:59 PM  
THC is legalized, sort of, and everyone is like "give it to the dog! El oh el!"

F*ck I hate humans.
 
2021-01-26 12:27:18 PM  
And frankly, I'd think Snoop would be delighted.
 
2021-01-26 12:29:12 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:29:17 PM  
NO.

Do not blow bong hits in your dog's face.
 
2021-01-26 12:31:50 PM  

covfefe: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME


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2021-01-26 12:35:05 PM  

Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.


Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.
 
2021-01-26 12:46:30 PM  

mrparks: THC is legalized, sort of, and everyone is like "give it to the dog! El oh el!"

F*ck I hate humans.


It's CBD...I've been giving cbd to our elderly Chihuahua for a couple of years. It helps a lot.
 
2021-01-26 1:13:33 PM  

spleef420: mrparks: THC is legalized, sort of, and everyone is like "give it to the dog! El oh el!"

F*ck I hate humans.

It's CBD...I've been giving cbd to our elderly Chihuahua for a couple of years. It helps a lot.


You know I hate it when you call my mother that name, darling!
 
2021-01-26 1:29:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: The Googles Do Nothing: Martha can pull the change out of a poor rube's pocket with the best of them.

I'm an admirer of Martha Stewart for many reasons, but truer words were never spoken.


I'd still bang her like a screen door on a northwoods cabin.
 
2021-01-26 1:45:20 PM  
Another thing for my cat to beg for and then refuse to eat.
 
2021-01-26 1:46:26 PM  

spleef420: mrparks: THC is legalized, sort of, and everyone is like "give it to the dog! El oh el!"

F*ck I hate humans.

It's CBD...I've been giving cbd to our elderly Chihuahua for a couple of years. It helps a lot.


Ugh, fine. But only because you gave it to a chihuahua.
 
2021-01-26 2:43:40 PM  
Knick knack paddywack
Get your doggy stoned!
 
2021-01-26 2:49:46 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.


I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.
 
2021-01-26 3:51:44 PM  

Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.


Cntrl-F "sleep".  Huh.  So you're full of shiat.  Okay, then.
 
2021-01-26 3:59:08 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.

Cntrl-F "sleep".  Huh.  So you're full of shiat.  Okay, then.


haha even worse than admitting you didn't read the article is admitting your fail at reading comprehension.
 
2021-01-26 4:13:27 PM  

Slow To Return: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.

Cntrl-F "sleep".  Huh.  So you're full of shiat.  Okay, then.

haha even worse than admitting you didn't read the article is admitting your fail at reading comprehension.


Or.  Alternatively.  I don't see any connection between 'reduce stress' or 'joint health' and "sleep" and still think he's full of shiat trying to pretend he didn't idiotically conflate cbd oil and smoking weed.  And I think you're equally idiotic for failing at reading comprehension so badly as to not realize that.
 
2021-01-26 5:43:07 PM  
Let them eat cake...

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2021-01-26 5:43:08 PM  

Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.


I'm convinced of one thing...you have no clue wtf you're talking about.
 
2021-01-26 5:47:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.


My 9 year old greyhound has terminal osteosarcoma in his right tibia. The tumor is about  1"*2" in size. He is on Tramadol but also on 1ml of CBD and 0.5ml of 1:1 15% THC/CBD
The MJ helps to tide him over between and seems to smooth things out.
 
2021-01-26 5:49:19 PM  

rikkards: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

My 9 year old greyhound has terminal osteosarcoma in his right tibia. The tumor is about  1"*2" in size. He is on Tramadol but also on 1ml of CBD and 0.5ml of 1:1 15% THC/CBD
The MJ helps to tide him over between and seems to smooth things out.


Oh also our 10 year old greyhound has osteoarthritis. Metacam which is basically ibuprofen helps when it flares up but is hard on their livers. We give him CBD instead.
 
2021-01-26 7:14:22 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Slow To Return: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.

Cntrl-F "sleep".  Huh.  So you're full of shiat.  Okay, then.

haha even worse than admitting you didn't read the article is admitting your fail at reading comprehension.

Or.  Alternatively.  I don't see any connection between 'reduce stress' or 'joint health' and "sleep" and still think he's full of shiat trying to pretend he didn't idiotically conflate cbd oil and smoking weed.  And I think you're equally idiotic for failing at reading comprehension so badly as to not realize that.


FYI my comment was directed at him, not you.
 
2021-01-26 7:16:26 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Benevolent Misanthrope: The Googles Do Nothing: Martha can pull the change out of a poor rube's pocket with the best of them.

I'm an admirer of Martha Stewart for many reasons, but truer words were never spoken.

I'd still bang her like a screen door on a northwoods cabin.


<Looks at photo in article>

Hmm.... still would, too.
 
2021-01-26 7:34:25 PM  

Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.


They are for the neighbors yappy dog, so it will forget whats a bark and nap most of the day.
 
2021-01-26 8:09:57 PM  

Slow To Return: LowbrowDeluxe: Slow To Return: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.

Cntrl-F "sleep".  Huh.  So you're full of shiat.  Okay, then.

haha even worse than admitting you didn't read the article is admitting your fail at reading comprehension.

Or.  Alternatively.  I don't see any connection between 'reduce stress' or 'joint health' and "sleep" and still think he's full of shiat trying to pretend he didn't idiotically conflate cbd oil and smoking weed.  And I think you're equally idiotic for failing at reading comprehension so badly as to not realize that.

FYI my comment was directed at him, not you.


oops.  Could you hand me my asshole back?  I think I got some of it all over you.  Sorry about that.
 
2021-01-26 8:18:56 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Slow To Return: LowbrowDeluxe: Slow To Return: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: LowbrowDeluxe: Purple_Urkle: If your dog needs weed, why are you traumatizing your dog to the point where it needs weed?

Dogs are already at the level weed gets humans to.

Dogs are happy.
Dogs eat anything.

There are things a sober dog will eat, that I will never eat no matter how high I am.

Didn't read the article, eh? cbd oil (non-THC bearing) is supposedly good for a variety of things, not just anxiety.  Joint pain and stiffness being a big one, which is something many breeds of large non-yappy dogs experience as they get older.  I'm assuming since you seem to love dogs you've at least known someone who had to put down a dog that might otherwise have had a few more years because it couldn't move or even lay down without pain anymore.  If it MIGHT work in a situation like that then I'd try anything.

I did read it.

I'm not convinced that dogs need CBD.

If you want an animal that sleeps all day, trade the dog for a cat.

Cntrl-F "sleep".  Huh.  So you're full of shiat.  Okay, then.

haha even worse than admitting you didn't read the article is admitting your fail at reading comprehension.

Or.  Alternatively.  I don't see any connection between 'reduce stress' or 'joint health' and "sleep" and still think he's full of shiat trying to pretend he didn't idiotically conflate cbd oil and smoking weed.  And I think you're equally idiotic for failing at reading comprehension so badly as to not realize that.

FYI my comment was directed at him, not you.

oops.  Could you hand me my asshole back?  I think I got some of it all over you.  Sorry about that.


No worries, I could easily see how my comment could be taken the wrong way; I failed at writing.
 
2021-01-26 8:41:15 PM  
You know, if you're constantly defending yourself by accusing others of having poor reading comprehension skills, perhaps the problem is not with the reader.
 
2021-01-26 9:13:56 PM  

mrparks: THC is legalized, sort of, and everyone is like "give it to the dog! El oh el!"

F*ck I hate humans.


People have been blowing smoke in their dogs, and cats, and hell, babies faces for a long farking time.

These assholes have been around for ever.

Have never done that, if they can't smoke it themselves, I ain't sharing.
 
2021-01-26 9:20:49 PM  
My wife got a box of her CBD jellies, they're some of the best fruit flavored candy I've ever had.
 
2021-01-26 9:39:45 PM  

EbolaNYC: My wife got a box of her CBD jellies, they're some of the best fruit flavored candy I've ever had.


Great, now CBD is suitable for Ebola too.
 
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