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TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-26 11:43:22 AM  
Start here:

Microwave A Light Bulb (#001) - Our Pilot Episode!
Youtube 2I294xoqGcE
 
2021-01-26 11:45:43 AM  
A CD, it's pretty.
 
2021-01-26 11:47:33 AM  
A turkey, it comes out great.
 
2021-01-26 11:50:24 AM  
When my kids were younger, we drove around on a busy yard-sale Saturday and bought every used microwave we could.  We then set up a safe work area in the back yard and had a couple of hours of fun putting all sorts of crap into them.  Good times.
 
2021-01-26 11:50:39 AM  
Microwave a smaller microwave.
 
2021-01-26 11:51:30 AM  

grokca: A turkey, it comes out great.


Stuff it with a tin can first.
 
2021-01-26 11:52:38 AM  
The body parts of your ex that are in the freezer.
 
2021-01-26 11:55:06 AM  
Oooh, charge your phone with it.
 
2021-01-26 11:55:41 AM  
a can of beans, in the can.
 
2021-01-26 11:56:42 AM  
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2021-01-26 11:57:18 AM  
Peeps
 
2021-01-26 12:00:01 PM  
Hamsters are fun
 
2021-01-26 12:00:09 PM  
A bottle of corked wine
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2021-01-26 12:06:39 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:06:42 PM  
Fish filets.
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2021-01-26 12:07:57 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:09:06 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:09:33 PM  
You gotta season it first like a cast iron skillet, so I would suggest spoiled fish.
 
2021-01-26 12:10:00 PM  
Take the foil off a full-size York Peppermint Patty and put it in there.   Sort of looks like Alien.
Warning:  it will make your entire kitchen smell minty fresh.
 
2021-01-26 12:10:10 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 474x344]


i was gonna say a cat, that tops it.
 
2021-01-26 12:10:52 PM  
Bottle of hand sanitizer

Ball of steel wool

A dozen eggs still in the shell
 
2021-01-26 12:11:00 PM  
I just bought Ms. Jeb a microwave kiln. I got the inside of the microwave so hot that the paint is peeling off the top inner surface.
/I tried to melt a rock
//100% for 25 minutes
 
2021-01-26 12:11:24 PM  
A live baby seal
A kitten
Two puppies
A bottle of Krystal
Your d*ck
A smaller microwave

(not all at the same time, of course)
 
2021-01-26 12:11:38 PM  
Tater tots for 1:30, then throw them on the grill for 5 minutes. Sprinkle with seasoned salt. Yum.
 
2021-01-26 12:11:54 PM  
Scrambled eggs
 
2021-01-26 12:11:56 PM  
Try your morning eggs in the shell.
 
2021-01-26 12:12:33 PM  
This was also kinda neat. I prefer using carbon rods and a welder, but this still produces ruby.
How To Make Ruby in a Microwave
Youtube ybcdRQmQcHQ
 
2021-01-26 12:12:33 PM  
Hvalbiff.
 
2021-01-26 12:12:52 PM  
grapefruit, hollow out a hole in centre first
 
2021-01-26 12:13:49 PM  
Know how grapes can have those arcs?

See if you can make an entire web of arcing grapes
 
2021-01-26 12:14:11 PM  

SumoJeb: I just bought Ms. Jeb a microwave kiln. I got the inside of the microwave so hot that the paint is peeling off the top inner surface.
/I tried to melt a rock
//100% for 25 minutes


Well, did it work?

/Enquiring minds want to know
 
2021-01-26 12:14:19 PM  
Definitely not Japan.
 
2021-01-26 12:14:20 PM  

SumoJeb: I just bought Ms. Jeb a microwave kiln. I got the inside of the microwave so hot that the paint is peeling off the top inner surface.
/I tried to melt a rock
//100% for 25 minutes


This seems like a good way to catch your house on fire and give yourself cancer.
 
2021-01-26 12:14:40 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Microwave a smaller microwave.


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2021-01-26 12:15:41 PM  
Loose grapes.   When they bump into each other there's a little bzzzzz and spark. You could make a wholesome children's game out of it.
 
2021-01-26 12:16:25 PM  
Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets.

Hail Satan.
 
2021-01-26 12:16:31 PM  
Sardines on an open-faced sandwich.
 
2021-01-26 12:17:13 PM  

FarkingSmurf: You gotta season it first like a cast iron skillet, so I would suggest spoiled fish.


In the cast iron skillet of course.
 
2021-01-26 12:17:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SumoJeb: I just bought Ms. Jeb a microwave kiln. I got the inside of the microwave so hot that the paint is peeling off the top inner surface.
/I tried to melt a rock
//100% for 25 minutes

Well, did it work?

/Enquiring minds want to know


i put in a small piece of yellow agate and a piece of yellow quartzite.
the agate puffed up to about twice the size and went opaque white
the quartzite turned a blood red color with white streaks
neither rock actually melted and I'm not allowed to try again unless I buy my own kiln because I put a large crack in hers already
/we also have two large electric pottery kilns that I'm not allowed to play with
 
2021-01-26 12:17:47 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:17:47 PM  
An egg.
Zak Mc Kracken (Amiga) - The Eggsperiment (Egg Explosion: Game vs. Reality)
Youtube _mVCihtBOf8
 
2021-01-26 12:18:00 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:18:22 PM  
A turd
 
2021-01-26 12:18:38 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Microwave a smaller microwave.


A "bite nuker"?
 
2021-01-26 12:18:59 PM  
But more seriously:

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Her risotto recipe is quick, easy, and delicious.

No doubt the Fark edgelords will be all over this.

They're annoying, but harmless.
 
2021-01-26 12:19:02 PM  
Use it charge your iphone
 
2021-01-26 12:19:48 PM  

sniderman: [Fark user image image 520x346]


How was this not the initial post?

God I'm getting old...
 
2021-01-26 12:19:50 PM  
Scrambled eggs.
 
2021-01-26 12:20:11 PM  
The head of Josh Hawley.
 
2021-01-26 12:20:46 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: sniderman: [Fark user image image 520x346]

How was this not the initial post?

God I'm getting old...


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