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2021-01-26 9:55:53 AM  
This shiat pops up every farking year you biatch.
 
2021-01-26 10:01:21 AM  

Nirbo: This shiat pops up every farking year you biatch.


So fark off, you wanker, we've had enough of your goddamn shiat-talking here for a thousand farking years.

Wow, I feel like a smarter asshole than ever now.
 
2021-01-26 10:03:16 AM  

markie_farkie: Nirbo: This shiat pops up every farking year you biatch.

So fark off, you wanker, we've had enough of your goddamn shiat-talking here for a thousand farking years.

Wow, I feel like a smarter asshole than ever now.


I'm feeling pretty farking good about my goddamned level of intellect.

But my farking self esteem is in the shiathouse.
 
2021-01-26 10:03:29 AM  
If this article is correct Samuel L. Jackson is the smartest guy alive on the planet


Yeah, ya never know about the rest of the universe. That's why I'm always skeptical about the Miss Universe Pageant.
 
2021-01-26 10:06:26 AM  
Every motherf*cking time.
 
2021-01-26 10:06:39 AM  

Badmoodman: That's why I'm always skeptical about the Miss Universe Pageant.


And 'Murican sportsball teams that declare themselves World Champion of X Ball Thingie, despite not competing globally at all.
 
2021-01-26 10:08:35 AM  
Yet we're not allowed to swear here on Fark.

Correlation you ask?

Fark yes.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-26 10:09:32 AM  
According to the article, Drew is then a shiathead asshole promoting dishonesty and stupidity here on Fark by not farking letting us use goddamn swear words, since people who swear are also more honest.  And this also calls into question the farking integrity of the modmins, and I guarantee some son of a biatch will delete my comment and put me in timeout for saying this.
 
2021-01-26 10:12:35 AM  
Belgium, man. Belgium.
 
2021-01-26 10:22:26 AM  
Subby needs to watch the Netflix Documentary Series "The History of Swearing" hosted by Nicholas Cage.  Samuel L. Jackson isn't the top swearer in movies.

It's Jonah Hill.
 
2021-01-26 10:22:27 AM  
&^%$#@
 
2021-01-26 10:25:18 AM  

null: According to the article, Drew is then a shiathead asshole promoting dishonesty and stupidity here on Fark by not farking letting us use goddamn swear words, since people who swear are also more honest.  And this also calls into question the farking integrity of the modmins, and I guarantee some son of a biatch will delete my comment and put me in timeout for saying this.


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2021-01-26 10:27:23 AM  
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2021-01-26 10:27:50 AM  
TIL my dad was Stephen Hawkings when working on vehicles.
 
2021-01-26 10:28:43 AM  

abmoraz: Subby needs to watch the Netflix Documentary Series "The History of Swearing" hosted by Nicholas Cage.  Samuel L. Jackson isn't the top swearer in movies.

It's Jonah Hill.


Came here to post this, ya farkers. It's actually a pretty neat show.

So far I learned that a certain word doesn't actually stand for fornicate under command of the king.
 
2021-01-26 10:31:27 AM  
Jesus farking Christ you goddamn reprobates, there's no need for such shiatty language.
 
2021-01-26 10:32:50 AM  
If true, I will make Methuselah look like some punkass kid.
 
2021-01-26 10:32:59 AM  
@_@
 
2021-01-26 10:33:15 AM  
From body cam footage I've seen, cops are some of the smartest people on the planet.
 
2021-01-26 10:36:57 AM  
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2021-01-26 10:38:28 AM  
I always thought if you didn't curse and held it in, the repressed emotions
would manifest as some metastatic, psychosomatic disease or some shiat.
 
2021-01-26 10:39:09 AM  

Gleeman: abmoraz: Subby needs to watch the Netflix Documentary Series "The History of Swearing" hosted by Nicholas Cage.  Samuel L. Jackson isn't the top swearer in movies.

It's Jonah Hill.

Came here to post this, ya farkers. It's actually a pretty neat show.

So far I learned that a certain word doesn't actually stand for fornicate under command of the king.


I had actually never heard that, but this show is the shiat regardless.
 
2021-01-26 10:39:21 AM  
Cursing is one of those things I like to do sparingly but when I do, you know ___ just got real.
Flanders Goes Ape Shit Crazy
Youtube v5ZYse6Vqtc
 
2021-01-26 10:44:07 AM  

abmoraz: Subby needs to watch the Netflix Documentary Series "The History of Swearing" hosted by Nicholas Cage.  Samuel L. Jackson isn't the top swearer in movies.

It's Jonah Hill.


I saw that too, but if I remember rightly, there were some serious qualifiers in there that made me think.  I think he was the top swearer when factoring in time on screen and words spoken, so Samuel Jackson might have more total swears, but Jonah Hill says less but swears more when he does speak.

/shameless plug to tell everyone to listen to "Til the Cows Come Home" by Lucille Bogan, a lovely filthy, filthy song from like the 1920s.  WAP's got nothing on that song.
 
2021-01-26 10:45:09 AM  

HypnozombieX: TIL my dad was Stephen Hawkings when working on vehicles.


For mine it was setting up the artificial Christmas tree. Given his personal choice of invective, he sounded quite religious from a distance.
 
2021-01-26 10:52:26 AM  
Belgium.

Where's my MENSA invitation?
 
2021-01-26 10:57:00 AM  

Calypsocookie: Yet we're not allowed to swear here on Fark.

Correlation you ask?

Fark yes.
[Fark user image 224x336] [View Full Size image _x_]


ya, what's up with that? fark treats us like children, when in fact i bet most of us are over 60
 
2021-01-26 10:59:14 AM  
My favorite swear word comes from Death Race 2000 and is not a real swear word:

Jesus H. Chrysler.

Well, either that or the use of "frak" from the original BattleStar Galactica or the use of Chinese on Firefly (Gorram!) to get past the censors.
 
2021-01-26 11:00:28 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Calypsocookie: Yet we're not allowed to swear here on Fark.

Correlation you ask?

Fark yes.
[Fark user image 224x336] [View Full Size image _x_]

ya, what's up with that? fark treats us like children, when in fact i bet most of us are over 60


This is supposed to be a family friendly place since Drew found respectability.
 
2021-01-26 11:01:27 AM  
Someone is trying to drum up business for the Fark.com cuss bank? I'll allow it.
 
2021-01-26 11:02:24 AM  
Falling Down - Real Men Curse (1080p)
Youtube SzgUv3xjr44
 
2021-01-26 11:03:09 AM  

Mock26: some_beer_drinker: Calypsocookie: Yet we're not allowed to swear here on Fark.

Correlation you ask?

Fark yes.
[Fark user image 224x336] [View Full Size image _x_]

ya, what's up with that? fark treats us like children, when in fact i bet most of us are over 60

This is supposed to be a family friendly place since Drew found respectability.


He did?
 
2021-01-26 11:03:54 AM  
Jay and Silent Bob Rap
Youtube ON0iqz4ento

NSFW language, obv
 
2021-01-26 11:08:07 AM  

some_beer_drinker: ya, what's up with that? fark treats us like children, when in fact i bet most of us are over 60


Which means we're even closer to sitting around, drooling, and filling our shorts.  Again.
 
2021-01-26 11:10:38 AM  
Why, because he has the smartest Mom, I suppose.

/cross-thread fun
 
2021-01-26 11:18:48 AM  
George Carlin is all the proof you need.   That man took cursing and made it an art form.
 
2021-01-26 11:25:55 AM  
Semprini.
 
2021-01-26 11:30:59 AM  
$13 billion in box office is hard to argue with.  It would be funny to go back in time to the filming of Coming To America and tell Eddie Murphy "You're going to make $6 billion in world wide box office.  That guy who holds up McDowell's?  He's gonna double that."
 
2021-01-26 11:33:48 AM  
 
2021-01-26 11:44:03 AM  
The short version:

There's a difference between sounding like an enraged, drunken Scotsman with a bad case of Tourettes, every other word punctuated with an F-bomb, and the colorful, inventive stream of profanity coming out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.  One is probably a sign of intelligence and creativity, but the other most definitely is not.
 
2021-01-26 11:55:36 AM  
SpongeBob SquarePants - Spicy sentence sandwhich
Youtube H32az4X443A


Nothing wrong with spicing things up with a few sentence enhancers!
 
2021-01-26 12:08:44 PM  

Cantankerous Gnome: abmoraz: Subby needs to watch the Netflix Documentary Series "The History of Swearing" hosted by Nicholas Cage.  Samuel L. Jackson isn't the top swearer in movies.

It's Jonah Hill.

I saw that too, but if I remember rightly, there were some serious qualifiers in there that made me think.  I think he was the top swearer when factoring in time on screen and words spoken, so Samuel Jackson might have more total swears, but Jonah Hill says less but swears more when he does speak.

/shameless plug to tell everyone to listen to "Til the Cows Come Home" by Lucille Bogan, a lovely filthy, filthy song from like the 1920s.  WAP's got nothing on that song.


You should have listen to Larry...
 
2021-01-26 12:12:19 PM  

TheOtherGuy: The short version:

There's a difference between sounding like an enraged, drunken Scotsman with a bad case of Tourettes, every other word punctuated with an F-bomb, and the colorful, inventive stream of profanity coming out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.  One is probably a sign of intelligence and creativity, but the other most definitely is not.


I like to point out the absurdity of using the f-bomb in casual conversations. For example, someone might say, "Just as I was getting into my F¥<|{ing truck, my wife called to ask me..." I will interrupt with, "What kind of truck? You have a truck that will do that? I didn't know they made those."
 
2021-01-26 12:41:13 PM  
Ia this why Farl censors curse words? To make its users feel more smarter?
 
2021-01-26 12:57:16 PM  
Samuel L Jackson presents: "Stay the F at Home" UNCENSORED
Youtube Dvmj8tMUEzo
 
2021-01-26 2:24:00 PM  
No, cursing shows you have LACK of intelligence, because once you start swearing, it means
you have no rational thought.
 
2021-01-26 2:54:09 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Mock26: some_beer_drinker: Calypsocookie: Yet we're not allowed to swear here on Fark.

Correlation you ask?

Fark yes.
[Fark user image 224x336] [View Full Size image _x_]

ya, what's up with that? fark treats us like children, when in fact i bet most of us are over 60

This is supposed to be a family friendly place since Drew found respectability.

He did?


Supposedly. Back when he decided to run for some political office somewhere. One of the first thing he did was to disassociate himself with the Foobies site. You remember Foobies, right? Yeah. Drew wishes nobody remembered that site.
 
2021-01-26 4:00:46 PM  
BACK STORY: I don't swear despite having been in the Cdn Armed Forces, worked in factory environments and being a biker.

MY COMMENT:   I may be in trouble. I may be a victim of the Dunning-Kruger effect. I thought I was smart. Proof D-K is real.
 
2021-01-26 5:09:53 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Calypsocookie: Yet we're not allowed to swear here on Fark.

Correlation you ask?

Fark yes.
[Fark user image 224x336] [View Full Size image _x_]

ya, what's up with that? fark treats us like children, when in fact i bet most of us are over 60


I'm 59 you judgemental, sawed-off, god-forsaken, knuckle-dragging little turd on the ass of a shiat stick!

/ But, probably good estimate
// Did I say that out loud.
/// As if you soulless trogs could read.
 
2021-01-26 8:13:09 PM  
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