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(ABC News)   Businessman hits the fraud trifecta after he hires Rudy Giuliani to lend credibility to a fraud-busting company that was a fraud itself   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Mayor of New York City, Republican Party, United States presidential election, 2008, Rudy Giuliani, Lawyer, Plea, Law, Arraignment  
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2021-01-26 11:02:38 AM  
19 votes:

iheartscotch: What is it with people hiring TV lawyers over actual legal professionals?

I was ticketed for Jaywalking. My lawyer, Rudy, got it down to 1st degree murder and I am now on death row. Thanks, Rudy!


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2021-01-26 9:55:29 AM  
18 votes:
What is it with people hiring TV lawyers over actual legal professionals?

I was ticketed for Jaywalking. My lawyer, Rudy, got it down to 1st degree murder and I am now on death row. Thanks, Rudy!
 
2021-01-26 10:20:40 AM  
17 votes:
A lawyer for David Correia said in a submission to a judge Monday that his client is a changed man no longer likely to be lured into wrongdoing by greed-driven accomplices.

Alrighty then, you may go.
 
2021-01-26 8:56:21 AM  
17 votes:
This sounds like a plot line from Arrested Development.
 
2021-01-26 10:54:57 AM  
15 votes:
A guy who hired Rudy to lend credibility to his business is obviously going for an insanity defense.
 
2021-01-26 11:04:00 AM  
10 votes:
A lawyer for David Correia said in a submission to a judge Monday that his client is a changed man no longer likely to be lured into wrongdoing by greed-driven accomplices.

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2021-01-26 10:52:21 AM  
7 votes:
To be fair, this guy wasn't taking on any new cases...


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2021-01-26 11:38:43 AM  
5 votes:

stuffy: He hired Giuliani for credibility?


I think the assumption is that by standing next to Giuliani, he'll look more credible by comparison. Except that doesn't work when you've willingly hired Giuliani to act as your representative. Even Baldrick would spot the flaws in this particular cunning plan.
 
2021-01-26 11:12:41 AM  
5 votes:
Giuliani's back? How? I could have sworn we all saw him melt on live TV.

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2021-01-26 10:57:14 AM  
5 votes:
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2021-01-26 10:16:11 AM  
5 votes:
It's Fraudapalooza!
 
2021-01-26 11:24:35 AM  
4 votes:
I was expecting this guy:
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2021-01-26 11:07:54 AM  
4 votes:
"Fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud -"
"Shut up! Bloody Vikings...."
 
2021-01-26 12:24:14 PM  
3 votes:
"...he's so changed his ways that even his wife recognized it and ended their separation."

Translation: His wife is so sure he's going to prison that she moved back into the house. That place will be cleaned out right before he gets released.
 
2021-01-26 11:18:28 AM  
3 votes:

emersonbiggins: Is he aware of Rudy's $20k per day going rate?


It's cool. You only pay if you win.
 
2021-01-26 11:06:14 AM  
3 votes:
a fraud-busting company that was a fraud itself

So, the McAfee business model, basically?
 
2021-01-26 10:57:37 AM  
3 votes:
His wife believes him. Case closed!
 
2021-01-26 12:23:35 PM  
2 votes:
"Fraud Guarantee".  Sounds like they were completely up front with their clients, I don't see the problem.
 
2021-01-26 11:28:20 AM  
2 votes:
He hired Giuliani for credibility?
 
2021-01-26 11:26:26 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-26 11:16:14 AM  
2 votes:
Is he aware of Rudy's $20k per day going rate?
 
2021-01-26 12:32:32 PM  
1 vote:

SBinRR: A lawyer for David Correia said in a submission to a judge Monday that his client is a changed man no longer likely to be lured into wrongdoing by greed-driven accomplices.

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I wonder what political affiliation he has - perhaps the Party of Personal Responsibility?
 
2021-01-26 11:18:57 AM  
1 vote:
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Unfortunately for him, the same advice doesn't not apply to fraud lawyers.
 
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