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(KPAX Missoula)   Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront   (kpax.com) divider line
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2021-01-26 1:44:29 AM  
67 votes:
"O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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2021-01-26 2:12:33 AM  
58 votes:
That is a really nice rendering of clouds. Also, I am pleasantly surprised by the correct use of the apostrophe in "the people's General." I'm going to say this storefront was completed by many different people, or the same two people at many different levels of sobriety.
 
2021-01-26 6:13:08 AM  
48 votes:
One suspects the quality and customer service provided at this establishment might be sub-par.

"Samsung! I ain't sellin' none a' that there Chinese crap filled with COMMUNIST listening devices!"

"I know your new dryer broke, but you violated the terms of your warranty when I came into the house and you didn't have Newsmax on the TV."

"You ain't gettin' your new fridge for a while. I had to send your payment to Rudy Giuliani and invest in these here new 'Office of the Former President' t-shirts."
 
2021-01-26 1:41:03 AM  
47 votes:
I have been looking for a used dishwasher..
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2021-01-26 2:09:12 AM  
44 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.
 
2021-01-26 3:31:05 AM  
41 votes:
I guess Ben Garrison didn't have enough cash on him for a new fridge, so he offered to paint the facade in exchange.
 
2021-01-26 6:43:59 AM  
40 votes:
Imagine what the gun shop looks like.
 
2021-01-26 5:37:06 AM  
38 votes:
he seems very happy to be arrested
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2021-01-26 7:49:54 AM  
37 votes:
Banksy has really lost his shiat...
 
2021-01-26 2:59:41 AM  
37 votes:
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2021-01-26 8:35:22 AM  
30 votes:

August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.


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Wonder no longer.
 
2021-01-26 3:10:11 AM  
30 votes:
Dude, can you fix my old Hoover? Cuz you sure know how to SUCK
 
2021-01-26 1:52:03 AM  
27 votes:
I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.
 
2021-01-26 7:42:15 AM  
26 votes:

bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.


After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.
 
2021-01-26 2:11:03 AM  
25 votes:
The building itself is a trumper
 
2021-01-26 8:07:54 AM  
22 votes:
Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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2021-01-26 9:27:38 AM  
20 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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It's hard to tell, but the 'W' and 'O' are backwards too.
 
2021-01-26 8:29:58 AM  
19 votes:
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2021-01-26 10:58:01 AM  
15 votes:

d23: How nature and capitalism combine to tell normal people to STAY AWAY.


Gary Larsen was spot on as always.
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/Q&D
 
2021-01-26 11:28:28 AM  
14 votes:
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2021-01-26 8:34:55 AM  
14 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Because he knows he's getting a Tr**p pardon
 
2021-01-26 8:52:47 AM  
13 votes:

steklo: Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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What a gag ball might look like:
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2021-01-26 7:34:59 AM  
13 votes:

Archie Goodwin: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.


Бeats me, too.
 
2021-01-26 8:07:11 AM  
12 votes:
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2021-01-26 5:40:48 AM  
11 votes:
Can we officially call 'The Storm' the mass arrest of Qanon supporters that's been happening? That'd be some delicious irony.
 
2021-01-26 1:56:12 AM  
9 votes:
There must be radon gas leaking into that building through the foundation and it would appear to be rotting that guys mind.
 
2021-01-26 8:25:34 AM  
8 votes:
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2021-01-26 8:08:58 AM  
8 votes:

steklo: Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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no, that's the pizza shop 3 doors down
 
2021-01-26 10:50:34 AM  
7 votes:
Man, that antifa guy went all-in on his deep cover story.
 
2021-01-26 9:10:13 AM  
7 votes:
Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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2021-01-26 12:11:48 PM  
6 votes:

puzzled: Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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John Cleese - International Communism
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2021-01-26 10:15:35 AM  
6 votes:
It looked so normal back in '08. I wonder what happened.

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2021-01-26 8:12:20 AM  
6 votes:
Well that is clearly a deep state sponsored antifa command center. No doubt were those evil libs colluded with demons and George Soros to turn all those good god fearing American frogs ghey!

/s because nothing makes sense anymore.
// this person is mentally unstable.
/// He should still get a long time in club fed.
 
2021-01-26 7:28:29 AM  
6 votes:
This is what happens when the blue pills stop working.
 
2021-01-26 9:47:33 AM  
5 votes:

Alphax: General Flynn.. the Russian people's general.

I've never seen a building that cray-cray.


There's a used car lot owner in Saddle Brook, NJ that did (does?) the same thing.  I don't know who is actually doing business with this guy, but this place is still apparently open.    Maybe it's just me, but after seeing something like the first thought to come into my head isn't, "I'll bet he's a whiz when it comes to rebuilding transmissions."

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2021-01-26 8:47:48 AM  
5 votes:
I live the call sign of this local news outlet.
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2021-01-26 8:20:51 AM  
5 votes:
Looks like the insanity defense is a lock
 
2021-01-26 8:11:42 AM  
5 votes:

FrancoFile: Archie Goodwin: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.

Бeats me, too.


This way, years from now, he can pull out a picture to prove that he never said Trump "Won".
 
2021-01-26 7:37:15 AM  
5 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The other side has something about We the People and "sheep no more"

biznatch: I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.


The only reason to stop in Dillon is to sleep on a long drive, or if that's as far as AAA will take you.
 
2021-01-26 1:11:26 PM  
4 votes:

BerekHalfhand: How nature says "Do Not Touch".

(Insert obligatory Larson Farside here)


{Nevermind}
/nuts
 
2021-01-26 10:52:08 AM  
4 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".


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2021-01-26 10:36:56 AM  
4 votes:
Ah, I see he's preachin' too


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2021-01-26 8:19:42 AM  
4 votes:
I would like to know more about the swamp creatures. He may be on to something
 
d23 [OhFark]
2021-01-26 8:09:33 AM  
4 votes:
How nature and capitalism combine to tell normal people to STAY AWAY.
 
2021-01-26 7:59:38 AM  
4 votes:

Threp: This is what happens when the blue pills stop working.


While I have no doubt his dangly bits need medical assistance, I'm pretty sure THAT doesn't have negative side effects that include QAnon.
 
2021-01-26 8:34:43 AM  
3 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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2021-01-26 8:29:52 AM  
3 votes:
I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?
 
2021-01-26 8:18:48 AM  
3 votes:
A detail I noticed is how up-to-date all that frontier gibberish is. Signs referring to the election in past tense up on the roof. The tribute to Flynn was probably made after he went full QAnon and called for martial law.

Normally signs are way out of date. It takes a special level of obsession to keep the front of your building as up to date as your Facebook page.
 
2021-01-26 8:09:00 AM  
3 votes:
I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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2021-01-26 6:44:36 PM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: AmbassadorBooze: Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.

Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.

The only way to do that is enforced lobotomies. You can't get rid of ideas by killing people. It's been tried, and has never worked.


Then we give force lobotomies.  Problem solved.
 
2021-01-26 4:56:49 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Tweedy: bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.

After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.


If your Fark username had been "Ford Prefect", you would have won the Internets today.
 
2021-01-26 2:33:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-26 1:57:26 PM  
2 votes:
You can see--if we just took out the upper classes, the world would immediately revert to much more stable and sustainable state.

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I understand that you guys were just planning on wiping out everything else, so that you can continue to live in the style to which you have become accustomed. So the only humane, human thing to do, is to wipe out all those values. There goes your job! There goes your reason for living! There goes your Disneyland!
The world is so awful now, you feel like killing yourself. Who needs this shiat--emotions and reality? You didn't PAY for this!

Down we go. And it won't be stopping either. Nobody seems able to control themselves.
 
2021-01-26 1:50:54 PM  
2 votes:

AmbassadorBooze: Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger. Every last one of them. If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica. Time for a purge. Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone. No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms". No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation. With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members. We can finally ban guns. We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal. There is nothing we won't be able to do. All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.


I'm in favor of wiping out the upper 10%. It's clear that their insidious plans to take over everything will wipe out anyone who doesn't believe in tons of bloated personal consumption, thus killing off our planet and all living things for their own bloated pleasure. This plan has been in effect for years now, and the debris from it is threatening everything that keeps us alive.

What's that, you say? That's EVERYONE in this country? Well, whatever it takes. Mother Nature is going to win in the end, and the sooner we wipe out this diseased mindset that doesn't know how to live within natural boundaries, the sooner we'll get to a better world.

After you, Mr. Booze.
 
2021-01-26 11:33:55 AM  
2 votes:
Not impressed.
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2021-01-26 10:24:17 AM  
2 votes:

NearCanuck: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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It's hard to tell, but the 'W' and 'O' are backwards too.


Yes, it's supposed to be "NOW" backwards. These people are completely moronic and idiotic, but that's not to say that they can't do things.
 
2021-01-26 10:23:23 AM  
2 votes:
Brofar

If schizophrenia were a building...

Where does it rate on the Garrison Scale?
 
2021-01-26 10:03:51 AM  
2 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Is not N, is Russian I.
 
2021-01-26 9:16:11 AM  
2 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Looks like he's a masker too.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:54 AM  
2 votes:
If schizophrenia were a building...
 
2021-01-26 8:34:56 AM  
2 votes:

steklo: asciibaron: not from, he relocated there.

yeah, I thought there was a Montana connection. Must be something in the water.


Lead mine tailings
 
2021-01-26 8:28:40 AM  
2 votes:

Mr. Tweedy: bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.

After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.


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2021-01-26 8:15:08 AM  
2 votes:

asciibaron: this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.


Wasn't the Unabomber from Montana too?
 
2021-01-26 8:11:36 AM  
2 votes:

bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.


Loggins & Messina - Angry Eyes - (Loggins & Messina - October, 1972)
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2021-01-26 7:53:26 AM  
2 votes:
It looks like one of the Subject 16 glyphs from Assassin's Creed 2
 
2021-01-26 7:39:10 AM  
2 votes:

max_pooper: This is a repeat.


Not exactly, as I don't believe the first story included that glorious storefront.
 
2021-01-26 2:36:07 PM  
1 vote:

AmbassadorBooze: Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.

Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.


The only way to do that is enforced lobotomies. You can't get rid of ideas by killing people. It's been tried, and has never worked.
 
2021-01-26 1:14:34 PM  
1 vote:

Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.


Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.
 
2021-01-26 11:16:59 AM  
1 vote:

AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.


There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.
 
2021-01-26 11:11:24 AM  
1 vote:

cman: Ive seen some pathetic shet in my day. That right there takes the cake.


That's really not that outlandish for Trumper nuts. I see the same sort of things every day if I'm out driving around. They're all still flying their Trump flags. I've seen some upside down American flags.

sid244: wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He's smiling because his cousin took the picture, his uncle arrested him and he thinks he is going to get out of jail by the end of the day.  Jokes on him if/when he goes to federal prison.


Not much going on in Dillon. He had to tell people. And the internet.
 
2021-01-26 9:55:38 AM  
1 vote:
Dude outed himself to a news outlet a full week after the riot armed insurrection? This must be where the fine folks of Dillon hold their Mensa meetings.
 
2021-01-26 9:42:01 AM  
1 vote:
Im gonna take a wild guess and say this guy owns a Ryder moving van full of diesel fuel and fertilizer.
 
2021-01-26 9:07:08 AM  
1 vote:

Chompachangas: [Fark user image 500x374]


He man woman rational thought haters club.
 
2021-01-26 8:59:58 AM  
1 vote:

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


I don't buy rusty guns, so dealbreaker right there.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:28 AM  
1 vote:
I honestly don't think we can continue to survive as a union with so many violent, stupid people amongst us.

It's very depressing.
 
2021-01-26 8:48:38 AM  
1 vote:

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


Huh.  Wonder if that's the same one I bought a rifle from 10 years ago.

Come to think of it, I haven't been in a gun store since well before the 2016 election.  Probably a good thing.
 
2021-01-26 8:44:38 AM  
1 vote:

aagrajag: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Not exactly, as I don't believe the first story included that glorious storefront.


Yes, I remember that maniacal smile in his mugshot.

But the STORE! Truly GLORIOUS!
 
2021-01-26 8:33:39 AM  
1 vote:

fat_free: I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?


That's the genius of it - they're hiding in plain sight!
 
2021-01-26 8:30:33 AM  
1 vote:

asciibaron: not from, he relocated there.


yeah, I thought there was a Montana connection. Must be something in the water.
 
2021-01-26 8:23:06 AM  
1 vote:
Seeing this makes it clear, one of the problems is that these people need better hobbies.
 
2021-01-26 7:57:10 AM  
1 vote:

kittyhas1000legs: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The other side has something about We the People and "sheep no more"

biznatch: I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.

The only reason to stop in Dillon is to sleep on a long drive, or if that's as far as AAA will take you.


I think I see "Awakened the Sleeping Giant"
 
2021-01-26 7:48:59 AM  
1 vote:
Wow someone came by and defiled his business with that crazy word salad? Oh he did it? Well get out the butterfly nets then people.
 
2021-01-26 7:38:40 AM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.


Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.
 
2021-01-26 7:38:09 AM  
1 vote:
I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.
 
2021-01-26 7:12:58 AM  
1 vote:
Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.
 
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