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(KPAX Missoula)   Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront   (kpax.com) divider line
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2021-01-26 1:50:42 AM  
57 votes:
General Flynn.. the Russian people's general.

I've never seen a building that cray-cray.
 
2021-01-26 7:38:09 AM  
53 votes:
I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.
 
2021-01-26 5:40:48 AM  
49 votes:
Can we officially call 'The Storm' the mass arrest of Qanon supporters that's been happening? That'd be some delicious irony.
 
2021-01-26 2:09:12 AM  
35 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.
 
2021-01-26 2:12:33 AM  
34 votes:
That is a really nice rendering of clouds. Also, I am pleasantly surprised by the correct use of the apostrophe in "the people's General." I'm going to say this storefront was completed by many different people, or the same two people at many different levels of sobriety.
 
2021-01-26 1:56:12 AM  
34 votes:
There must be radon gas leaking into that building through the foundation and it would appear to be rotting that guys mind.
 
2021-01-26 8:15:11 AM  
31 votes:

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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No, 'the storm' is the not so subtle codeword for their final solution to the liberal question.

Seriously they intend it to be the mass genocide against anyone not on their 'side'. When you see someone talking about the 'storm' they are talking about killing you and your entire family if you don't toe their line without question.

You know, just harmless stuff really...
 
2021-01-26 7:12:58 AM  
27 votes:
Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.
 
2021-01-26 8:18:48 AM  
19 votes:
A detail I noticed is how up-to-date all that frontier gibberish is. Signs referring to the election in past tense up on the roof. The tribute to Flynn was probably made after he went full QAnon and called for martial law.

Normally signs are way out of date. It takes a special level of obsession to keep the front of your building as up to date as your Facebook page.
 
2021-01-26 8:07:11 AM  
19 votes:
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2021-01-26 7:42:37 AM  
15 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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His martyr fantasy is coming to fruition. He is now a political prisoner to the deep state. His cell mate will love him.
 
2021-01-26 2:08:33 AM  
15 votes:
Ive seen some pathetic shet in my day. That right there takes the cake.
 
2021-01-26 10:15:35 AM  
14 votes:
It looked so normal back in '08. I wonder what happened.

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2021-01-26 8:30:13 AM  
14 votes:

40 degree day: Seeing this makes it clear, one of the problems is that these people need better hobbies.


Seeing this makes it clear that some parts of the country just wasn't ready for internet access...
 
2021-01-26 8:25:34 AM  
14 votes:
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2021-01-26 7:38:40 AM  
14 votes:

vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.


Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.
 
2021-01-26 9:40:16 AM  
13 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".


Oh, yeah, "The Race War" that all these nuts think they can start.

I'm an old white guy, and if there is one, I'm not gonna be fighting on the "white" side.
 
2021-01-26 8:24:07 AM  
13 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He sees himself as a martyr patriot. He's having a great time. Thinks it'll be a fantastic story to tell - gives him street cred.

Soon the reality of his impending prison term (and the resulting lack of gun ownership) will set in, and wipe that smile right off of his smarmy little face,
 
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2021-01-26 7:49:04 AM  
13 votes:
The quality of the murals is actually really good.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:28 AM  
12 votes:

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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He is only one member of a large, international group of incurious, simple-minded, racist, bigoted, sexist, misogynistic, lunatics who haven't had an original thought in over a hundred years. And, their last original thought was likely eugenics or something equally horrifying.

They look for symbolism that has worked for others in the past and pervert it for their own purposes because they lack the intelligence for anything as complex as 2 minutes of mild critical thinking.  See; Swastikas, Gadsen Flag, blue lives matter, MAGA, Confederate Battle Flag, that stupid farking frog, Betsey Ross flag, and on and on. Now they're trying for "The Storm" and "Walk Away."

These are very stupid individuals in dire need of a lobotomy.
 
2021-01-26 6:23:36 AM  
12 votes:
Wouldn't be surprised if he drove an ice cream truck to try to abduct kids.
 
2021-01-26 7:39:10 AM  
11 votes:

max_pooper: This is a repeat.


Not exactly, as I don't believe the first story included that glorious storefront.
 
2021-01-26 2:11:03 AM  
11 votes:
The building itself is a trumper
 
2021-01-26 10:24:19 AM  
10 votes:
A majority of the non rich people who rant against socialism are too stupid to realize that they often benefit from some form of socialism.  Rich people hate it because they hate anything that helps people with less money than them.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:28 AM  
10 votes:
I honestly don't think we can continue to survive as a union with so many violent, stupid people amongst us.

It's very depressing.
 
2021-01-26 7:28:29 AM  
10 votes:
This is what happens when the blue pills stop working.
 
2021-01-26 12:00:09 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-01-26 10:44:12 AM  
8 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He's smiling because his cousin took the picture, his uncle arrested him and he thinks he is going to get out of jail by the end of the day.  Jokes on him if/when he goes to federal prison.
 
2021-01-26 10:58:01 AM  
7 votes:

d23: How nature and capitalism combine to tell normal people to STAY AWAY.


Gary Larsen was spot on as always.
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/Q&D
 
d23 [OhFark]
2021-01-26 8:09:33 AM  
7 votes:
How nature and capitalism combine to tell normal people to STAY AWAY.
 
2021-01-26 7:37:16 AM  
7 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Subconscious emulation of his impression of CyЯillic?
 
2021-01-26 5:37:06 AM  
7 votes:
he seems very happy to be arrested
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2021-01-26 10:49:37 AM  
6 votes:

Avery614: They look for symbolism that has worked for others in the past and pervert it for their own purposes because they lack the intelligence for anything as complex as 2 minutes of mild critical thinking. See; Swastikas, Gadsen Flag, blue lives matter, MAGA, Confederate Battle Flag, that stupid farking frog, Betsey Ross flag, and on and on. Now they're trying for "The Storm" and "Walk Away."


And they'll drop those slogans and symbols in a heartbeat if they become a problem. Witness how fast they went from parroting "Blue Lives Matter" to becoming a bunch of entitled twunts killing cops. Their hypocrisy is intentional.
 
2021-01-26 10:47:02 AM  
6 votes:

Avery614: They look for symbolism that has worked for others in the past and pervert it for their own purposes because they lack the intelligence for anything as complex as 2 minutes of mild critical thinking.  See; Swastikas, Gadsen Flag, blue lives matter, MAGA, Confederate Battle Flag, that stupid farking frog, Betsey Ross flag, and on and on. Now they're trying for "The Storm" and "Walk Away."


We've done this for millennia, as long as lightning has crashed from the sky and we've called it the work of a God. Humanity can't live with the idea of random chance or things just happening, so we ascribe motive to things that don't have it and construct narratives that don't exist. We do it to animals, we do nature. No surprise we suddenly invent weird narratives to explain why we couldn't possibly be the bad guys.
 
2021-01-26 9:11:24 AM  
6 votes:
not sure if posting dead people at guyana is against the rules, so pretend there is a pic here of dead people at guyana.

/it's a cult
 
2021-01-26 8:29:52 AM  
6 votes:
I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?
 
2021-01-26 8:14:30 AM  
6 votes:
That's some weapon grade crazy right there.
 
2021-01-26 8:09:00 AM  
6 votes:
I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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2021-01-26 7:35:46 AM  
6 votes:

max_pooper: This is a repeat.


Do you have a link?
 
2021-01-26 6:43:59 AM  
6 votes:
Imagine what the gun shop looks like.
 
2021-01-26 9:13:28 AM  
5 votes:
That mugshot seems more like a picture of a man who was caught eating his elderly neighbors
 
2021-01-26 8:57:54 AM  
5 votes:
If schizophrenia were a building...
 
2021-01-26 8:35:03 AM  
5 votes:

max_pooper: Moderator: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Do you have a link?

https://www.fark.com/comments/11117731​/


Thanks - gave this one the follow-up tag due to the quality of the storefront photos.
 
2021-01-26 8:23:06 AM  
5 votes:
Seeing this makes it clear, one of the problems is that these people need better hobbies.
 
2021-01-26 8:21:02 AM  
5 votes:

Gleeman: That's some weapon grade crazy right there.


And the "weapons" part should be taken very literally.
 
2021-01-26 10:58:47 AM  
4 votes:

Latinwolf: A majority of the non rich people who rant against socialism are too stupid to realize that they often benefit from some form of socialism.


Or, they know full well they'll benefit, but they're terrified that Others (whom they don't believe deserve it, or even deserve to live for that matter) will get such benefits, too.
 
2021-01-26 10:25:55 AM  
4 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He looks like my wife's ex, who is also a crazy trumper. Not to be a dick, but there really is a look to some of these people.
 
2021-01-26 9:18:06 AM  
4 votes:

scanman61: johnny queso: not sure if posting dead people at guyana is against the rules, so pretend there is a pic here of dead people at guyana.

/it's a cult

The ones at the compound or the ones at the airstrip?


yes
 
2021-01-26 8:59:58 AM  
4 votes:

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


I don't buy rusty guns, so dealbreaker right there.
 
2021-01-26 8:37:35 AM  
4 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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won't be when his lawyer tells him how screw up he is
 
2021-01-26 8:34:56 AM  
4 votes:

steklo: asciibaron: not from, he relocated there.

yeah, I thought there was a Montana connection. Must be something in the water.


Lead mine tailings
 
2021-01-26 8:28:02 AM  
4 votes:

steklo: asciibaron: this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.

Wasn't the Unabomber from Montana too?


not from, he relocated there.
 
2021-01-26 8:12:20 AM  
4 votes:
Well that is clearly a deep state sponsored antifa command center. No doubt were those evil libs colluded with demons and George Soros to turn all those good god fearing American frogs ghey!

/s because nothing makes sense anymore.
// this person is mentally unstable.
/// He should still get a long time in club fed.
 
2021-01-26 8:08:33 AM  
4 votes:
this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.
 
2021-01-26 8:05:12 AM  
4 votes:

AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.


Neither was Andersonville, but that didn't stop the insurrectionists from murdering Union soldier POWs.
 
2021-01-26 7:53:29 AM  
4 votes:

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Probably because unless he committed one of the more egregious crimes during the event, he knows this arrest will amount to nothing more than his own bragging rights.
 
2021-01-26 7:48:59 AM  
4 votes:
Wow someone came by and defiled his business with that crazy word salad? Oh he did it? Well get out the butterfly nets then people.
 
2021-01-26 11:16:59 AM  
3 votes:

AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.


There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.
 
2021-01-26 11:11:24 AM  
3 votes:

cman: Ive seen some pathetic shet in my day. That right there takes the cake.


That's really not that outlandish for Trumper nuts. I see the same sort of things every day if I'm out driving around. They're all still flying their Trump flags. I've seen some upside down American flags.

sid244: wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He's smiling because his cousin took the picture, his uncle arrested him and he thinks he is going to get out of jail by the end of the day.  Jokes on him if/when he goes to federal prison.


Not much going on in Dillon. He had to tell people. And the internet.
 
2021-01-26 10:10:09 AM  
3 votes:
Smart people keep business and politics separate.  Then again, some folk'll.
 
2021-01-26 9:53:52 AM  
3 votes:
Ho lee crap.

Ol' Pussygrabber brainwashed his gullible followers well. It will take years to deprogram them.
 
2021-01-26 9:49:53 AM  
3 votes:

asciibaron: steklo: Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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no, that's the pizza shop 3 doors down


No, that is where the satanic child sex slave dungeon is.
/Remember, with these guys every accusation is a confession.
 
2021-01-26 8:47:48 AM  
3 votes:
I live the call sign of this local news outlet.
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2021-01-26 8:41:12 AM  
3 votes:

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


Haha, what a shiatty Photoshop job!
 
2021-01-26 7:57:10 AM  
3 votes:

kittyhas1000legs: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The other side has something about We the People and "sheep no more"

biznatch: I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.

The only reason to stop in Dillon is to sleep on a long drive, or if that's as far as AAA will take you.


I think I see "Awakened the Sleeping Giant"
 
2021-01-26 7:46:51 AM  
3 votes:

Moderator: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Do you have a link?


https://www.fark.com/comments/1111773​1​/
 
2021-01-26 7:42:15 AM  
3 votes:

bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.


After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.
 
2021-01-26 8:37:18 PM  
2 votes:

fat_free: I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?


I always wonder this. Apparently people think that the Illuminatti very secretly run everything, but also drop subtle hints on dollar bills and such.
 
2021-01-26 2:36:07 PM  
2 votes:

AmbassadorBooze: Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.

Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.


The only way to do that is enforced lobotomies. You can't get rid of ideas by killing people. It's been tried, and has never worked.
 
2021-01-26 12:42:34 PM  
2 votes:
If you want to let people know for sure that you're an idiot and possibly mentally ill, this is a great way to do it.
 
2021-01-26 12:35:07 PM  
2 votes:
Seems like a really high percentage of business owners are somewhat "off" in some way. Not that they're all nutjobs like this guy, but if they were forced to have a regular job they'd be that weird guy/girl people dread talking to.
 
2021-01-26 11:36:50 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: General Flynn.. the Russian people's general.

I've never seen a building that cray-cray.


Weird that he has a correct apostrophe in "people's" but can't get the 'N' right in "WON."
 
2021-01-26 10:52:08 AM  
2 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".


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https://thehardtimes.net/opinion/opin​i​on-thats-the-last-time-i-get-my-weathe​r-news-from-stormfront-org/
 
2021-01-26 10:03:51 AM  
2 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Is not N, is Russian I.
 
2021-01-26 9:14:57 AM  
2 votes:

johnny queso: not sure if posting dead people at guyana is against the rules, so pretend there is a pic here of dead people at guyana.

/it's a cult


The ones at the compound or the ones at the airstrip?
 
2021-01-26 8:34:43 AM  
2 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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2021-01-26 8:33:39 AM  
2 votes:

fat_free: I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?


That's the genius of it - they're hiding in plain sight!
 
2021-01-26 8:15:08 AM  
2 votes:

asciibaron: this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.


Wasn't the Unabomber from Montana too?
 
2021-01-26 8:13:58 AM  
2 votes:

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".
 
2021-01-26 8:11:06 AM  
2 votes:

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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That last one is a years-old cliche that predates Trump by quite a bit.
 
2021-01-26 7:59:38 AM  
2 votes:

Threp: This is what happens when the blue pills stop working.


While I have no doubt his dangly bits need medical assistance, I'm pretty sure THAT doesn't have negative side effects that include QAnon.
 
2021-01-26 7:53:26 AM  
2 votes:
It looks like one of the Subject 16 glyphs from Assassin's Creed 2
 
2021-01-26 7:37:15 AM  
2 votes:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The other side has something about We the People and "sheep no more"

biznatch: I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.


The only reason to stop in Dillon is to sleep on a long drive, or if that's as far as AAA will take you.
 
2021-01-26 1:52:03 AM  
2 votes:
I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.
 
2021-01-26 5:02:56 PM  
1 vote:

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The Russian-style spelling is oddly appropriate.
 
2021-01-26 4:56:49 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Tweedy: bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.

After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.


If your Fark username had been "Ford Prefect", you would have won the Internets today.
 
2021-01-26 2:33:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-26 2:18:01 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: You can see--if we just took out the upper classes, the world would immediately revert to much more stable and sustainable state.

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I understand that you guys were just planning on wiping out everything else, so that you can continue to live in the style to which you have become accustomed. So the only humane, human thing to do, is to wipe out all those values. There goes your job! There goes your reason for living! There goes your Disneyland!
The world is so awful now, you feel like killing yourself. Who needs this shiat--emotions and reality? You didn't PAY for this!

Down we go. And it won't be stopping either. Nobody seems able to control themselves.



What the fark counts as "lifestyle emissions"?
 
2021-01-26 1:14:34 PM  
1 vote:

Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.


Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.
 
2021-01-26 11:28:28 AM  
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2021-01-26 11:17:33 AM  
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2021-01-26 10:23:23 AM  
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Brofar

If schizophrenia were a building...

Where does it rate on the Garrison Scale?
 
2021-01-26 10:00:19 AM  
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Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Especially when there are several other examples of "N" being used on the wall.

Pick one style and run with it.  If you get it right, you're fine.  If you get it wrong, blame dyslexia.
 
2021-01-26 9:55:38 AM  
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Dude outed himself to a news outlet a full week after the riot armed insurrection? This must be where the fine folks of Dillon hold their Mensa meetings.
 
2021-01-26 9:32:53 AM  
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puzzled: Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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Ah, weirdnj.com. I wonder if that's the work of our local Mansfield NJ hand painted sign nutter. The color scheme is right. For about a week they had up an "Ashl Babbitt - Patriot, Veteran, etc" sign, then maybe they saw her youtube videos and changed to something new.
 
2021-01-26 9:10:13 AM  
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Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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2021-01-26 8:44:38 AM  
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aagrajag: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Not exactly, as I don't believe the first story included that glorious storefront.


Yes, I remember that maniacal smile in his mugshot.

But the STORE! Truly GLORIOUS!
 
2021-01-26 8:35:22 AM  
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August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.


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Wonder no longer.
 
2021-01-26 8:28:40 AM  
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Mr. Tweedy: bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.

After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.


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2021-01-26 7:46:51 AM  
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2021-01-26 7:32:49 AM  
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This is a repeat.
 
2021-01-26 6:13:08 AM  
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One suspects the quality and customer service provided at this establishment might be sub-par.

"Samsung! I ain't sellin' none a' that there Chinese crap filled with COMMUNIST listening devices!"

"I know your new dryer broke, but you violated the terms of your warranty when I came into the house and you didn't have Newsmax on the TV."

"You ain't gettin' your new fridge for a while. I had to send your payment to Rudy Giuliani and invest in these here new 'Office of the Former President' t-shirts."
 
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