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2021-01-26 10:03:51 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Is not N, is Russian I.
 
2021-01-26 10:10:09 AM  
Smart people keep business and politics separate.  Then again, some folk'll.
 
2021-01-26 10:15:35 AM  
It looked so normal back in '08. I wonder what happened.

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2021-01-26 10:23:23 AM  
Brofar

If schizophrenia were a building...

Where does it rate on the Garrison Scale?
 
2021-01-26 10:24:17 AM  

NearCanuck: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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It's hard to tell, but the 'W' and 'O' are backwards too.


Yes, it's supposed to be "NOW" backwards. These people are completely moronic and idiotic, but that's not to say that they can't do things.
 
2021-01-26 10:24:19 AM  
A majority of the non rich people who rant against socialism are too stupid to realize that they often benefit from some form of socialism.  Rich people hate it because they hate anything that helps people with less money than them.
 
2021-01-26 10:25:55 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He looks like my wife's ex, who is also a crazy trumper. Not to be a dick, but there really is a look to some of these people.
 
2021-01-26 10:26:32 AM  
The only real Storm is Ororo Munroe.
 
2021-01-26 10:36:56 AM  
Ah, I see he's preachin' too


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2021-01-26 10:44:12 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He's smiling because his cousin took the picture, his uncle arrested him and he thinks he is going to get out of jail by the end of the day.  Jokes on him if/when he goes to federal prison.
 
2021-01-26 10:47:02 AM  

Avery614: They look for symbolism that has worked for others in the past and pervert it for their own purposes because they lack the intelligence for anything as complex as 2 minutes of mild critical thinking.  See; Swastikas, Gadsen Flag, blue lives matter, MAGA, Confederate Battle Flag, that stupid farking frog, Betsey Ross flag, and on and on. Now they're trying for "The Storm" and "Walk Away."


We've done this for millennia, as long as lightning has crashed from the sky and we've called it the work of a God. Humanity can't live with the idea of random chance or things just happening, so we ascribe motive to things that don't have it and construct narratives that don't exist. We do it to animals, we do nature. No surprise we suddenly invent weird narratives to explain why we couldn't possibly be the bad guys.
 
2021-01-26 10:49:37 AM  

Avery614: They look for symbolism that has worked for others in the past and pervert it for their own purposes because they lack the intelligence for anything as complex as 2 minutes of mild critical thinking. See; Swastikas, Gadsen Flag, blue lives matter, MAGA, Confederate Battle Flag, that stupid farking frog, Betsey Ross flag, and on and on. Now they're trying for "The Storm" and "Walk Away."


And they'll drop those slogans and symbols in a heartbeat if they become a problem. Witness how fast they went from parroting "Blue Lives Matter" to becoming a bunch of entitled twunts killing cops. Their hypocrisy is intentional.
 
2021-01-26 10:50:34 AM  
Man, that antifa guy went all-in on his deep cover story.
 
2021-01-26 10:52:08 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".


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2021-01-26 10:58:01 AM  

d23: How nature and capitalism combine to tell normal people to STAY AWAY.


Gary Larsen was spot on as always.
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/Q&D
 
2021-01-26 10:58:47 AM  

Latinwolf: A majority of the non rich people who rant against socialism are too stupid to realize that they often benefit from some form of socialism.


Or, they know full well they'll benefit, but they're terrified that Others (whom they don't believe deserve it, or even deserve to live for that matter) will get such benefits, too.
 
2021-01-26 11:11:24 AM  

cman: Ive seen some pathetic shet in my day. That right there takes the cake.


That's really not that outlandish for Trumper nuts. I see the same sort of things every day if I'm out driving around. They're all still flying their Trump flags. I've seen some upside down American flags.

sid244: wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He's smiling because his cousin took the picture, his uncle arrested him and he thinks he is going to get out of jail by the end of the day.  Jokes on him if/when he goes to federal prison.


Not much going on in Dillon. He had to tell people. And the internet.
 
2021-01-26 11:16:59 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.


There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.
 
2021-01-26 11:17:33 AM  
oh that's horrifying.jpg
 
2021-01-26 11:28:28 AM  
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2021-01-26 11:33:55 AM  
Not impressed.
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2021-01-26 11:36:50 AM  

Alphax: General Flynn.. the Russian people's general.

I've never seen a building that cray-cray.


Weird that he has a correct apostrophe in "people's" but can't get the 'N' right in "WON."
 
2021-01-26 11:58:56 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Keep that smirk pal. Where you're going, you're going to need it.
 
2021-01-26 12:00:09 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:11:48 PM  

puzzled: Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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John Cleese - International Communism
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2021-01-26 12:35:07 PM  
Seems like a really high percentage of business owners are somewhat "off" in some way. Not that they're all nutjobs like this guy, but if they were forced to have a regular job they'd be that weird guy/girl people dread talking to.
 
2021-01-26 12:42:34 PM  
If you want to let people know for sure that you're an idiot and possibly mentally ill, this is a great way to do it.
 
2021-01-26 1:08:56 PM  
How nature says "Do Not Touch".

(Insert obligatory Larson Farside here)
 
2021-01-26 1:11:26 PM  

BerekHalfhand: How nature says "Do Not Touch".

(Insert obligatory Larson Farside here)


{Nevermind}
/nuts
 
2021-01-26 1:14:34 PM  

Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.


Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.
 
2021-01-26 1:24:15 PM  

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2021-01-26 1:39:48 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.

Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.


Thanos? Is that you?
 
2021-01-26 1:50:54 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger. Every last one of them. If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica. Time for a purge. Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone. No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms". No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation. With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members. We can finally ban guns. We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal. There is nothing we won't be able to do. All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.


I'm in favor of wiping out the upper 10%. It's clear that their insidious plans to take over everything will wipe out anyone who doesn't believe in tons of bloated personal consumption, thus killing off our planet and all living things for their own bloated pleasure. This plan has been in effect for years now, and the debris from it is threatening everything that keeps us alive.

What's that, you say? That's EVERYONE in this country? Well, whatever it takes. Mother Nature is going to win in the end, and the sooner we wipe out this diseased mindset that doesn't know how to live within natural boundaries, the sooner we'll get to a better world.

After you, Mr. Booze.
 
2021-01-26 1:57:26 PM  
You can see--if we just took out the upper classes, the world would immediately revert to much more stable and sustainable state.

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I understand that you guys were just planning on wiping out everything else, so that you can continue to live in the style to which you have become accustomed. So the only humane, human thing to do, is to wipe out all those values. There goes your job! There goes your reason for living! There goes your Disneyland!
The world is so awful now, you feel like killing yourself. Who needs this shiat--emotions and reality? You didn't PAY for this!

Down we go. And it won't be stopping either. Nobody seems able to control themselves.
 
2021-01-26 2:18:01 PM  

cryinoutloud: You can see--if we just took out the upper classes, the world would immediately revert to much more stable and sustainable state.

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I understand that you guys were just planning on wiping out everything else, so that you can continue to live in the style to which you have become accustomed. So the only humane, human thing to do, is to wipe out all those values. There goes your job! There goes your reason for living! There goes your Disneyland!
The world is so awful now, you feel like killing yourself. Who needs this shiat--emotions and reality? You didn't PAY for this!

Down we go. And it won't be stopping either. Nobody seems able to control themselves.



What the fark counts as "lifestyle emissions"?
 
2021-01-26 2:33:03 PM  
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2021-01-26 2:36:07 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.

Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.


The only way to do that is enforced lobotomies. You can't get rid of ideas by killing people. It's been tried, and has never worked.
 
2021-01-26 3:21:38 PM  

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He probably smiling because now he has and excuse to get that swastika neck tattoo he's always wanted...
 
2021-01-26 4:56:49 PM  

Mr. Tweedy: bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.

After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.


If your Fark username had been "Ford Prefect", you would have won the Internets today.
 
2021-01-26 5:02:56 PM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The Russian-style spelling is oddly appropriate.
 
2021-01-26 6:44:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: AmbassadorBooze: Kattungali: AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.

There weren't 70 million people at the coup attempt.

Not everyone who voted for Dumpf** is violent - most are only stupid.  You only want to lock up the ones that are stupid and violent.

Nope, you want to lock up nazis, even if they are not personally pulling the trigger.  Every last one of them.  If we run out of room, there is always the pacific garbage patch, or antartica.  Time for a purge.  Just imagine an America with all Nazis gone.  No more bioterorists spreading the corona, cause of "muh freedoms".  No more violence period, because there will be no more instigation.  With 70 million gone, home prices will be lower, Hell, there won't be home prices and we can finally live in a nation wide commune for the good of all the members.  We can finally ban guns.  We can finally mandate breeding permits to reduce the world population and let the earth heal.  There is nothing we won't be able to do.  All we have to do as a nation is get rid of the nazis, bioterrorists, and the insurrectionsists, and their sympathizers.

The only way to do that is enforced lobotomies. You can't get rid of ideas by killing people. It's been tried, and has never worked.


Then we give force lobotomies.  Problem solved.
 
2021-01-26 8:37:18 PM  

fat_free: I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?


I always wonder this. Apparently people think that the Illuminatti very secretly run everything, but also drop subtle hints on dollar bills and such.
 
2021-01-27 4:50:38 PM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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He only uses it in the word "won", so it may be related to this bit of random:

https://www.thewrap.com/instinct-alan​-​cumming-backwards-n-secret-code-trump/​amp/
 
2021-01-27 4:55:21 PM  

WayneKerr: NearCanuck: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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It's hard to tell, but the 'W' and 'O' are backwards too.

Yes, it's supposed to be "NOW" backwards. These people are completely moronic and idiotic, but that's not to say that they can't do things.


That also makes sense.
 
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