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(KPAX Missoula)   Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront   (kpax.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Capitol Police, Hank Muntzer, Washington, D.C., September 11 attacks, United States Capitol, Riot, Supreme Court of the United States, Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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2021-01-26 8:14:30 AM  
That's some weapon grade crazy right there.
 
2021-01-26 8:15:08 AM  

asciibaron: this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.


Wasn't the Unabomber from Montana too?
 
2021-01-26 8:15:11 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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No, 'the storm' is the not so subtle codeword for their final solution to the liberal question.

Seriously they intend it to be the mass genocide against anyone not on their 'side'. When you see someone talking about the 'storm' they are talking about killing you and your entire family if you don't toe their line without question.

You know, just harmless stuff really...
 
2021-01-26 8:18:48 AM  
A detail I noticed is how up-to-date all that frontier gibberish is. Signs referring to the election in past tense up on the roof. The tribute to Flynn was probably made after he went full QAnon and called for martial law.

Normally signs are way out of date. It takes a special level of obsession to keep the front of your building as up to date as your Facebook page.
 
2021-01-26 8:19:42 AM  
I would like to know more about the swamp creatures. He may be on to something
 
2021-01-26 8:20:51 AM  
Looks like the insanity defense is a lock
 
2021-01-26 8:21:02 AM  

Gleeman: That's some weapon grade crazy right there.


And the "weapons" part should be taken very literally.
 
2021-01-26 8:21:57 AM  
The Capitol Riot Explained
Youtube FoP9ufM3bjw
 
2021-01-26 8:23:06 AM  
Seeing this makes it clear, one of the problems is that these people need better hobbies.
 
2021-01-26 8:24:07 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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He sees himself as a martyr patriot. He's having a great time. Thinks it'll be a fantastic story to tell - gives him street cred.

Soon the reality of his impending prison term (and the resulting lack of gun ownership) will set in, and wipe that smile right off of his smarmy little face,
 
2021-01-26 8:25:34 AM  
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2021-01-26 8:28:02 AM  

steklo: asciibaron: this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.

Wasn't the Unabomber from Montana too?


not from, he relocated there.
 
2021-01-26 8:28:40 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.

After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.


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2021-01-26 8:29:52 AM  
I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?
 
2021-01-26 8:29:58 AM  
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2021-01-26 8:30:13 AM  

40 degree day: Seeing this makes it clear, one of the problems is that these people need better hobbies.


Seeing this makes it clear that some parts of the country just wasn't ready for internet access...
 
2021-01-26 8:30:33 AM  

asciibaron: not from, he relocated there.


yeah, I thought there was a Montana connection. Must be something in the water.
 
2021-01-26 8:33:39 AM  

fat_free: I have a question about conspiracies: Aren't conspiracies supposed to be kept secret & not broadcast out in the open?


That's the genius of it - they're hiding in plain sight!
 
2021-01-26 8:34:43 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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2021-01-26 8:34:55 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Because he knows he's getting a Tr**p pardon
 
2021-01-26 8:34:56 AM  

steklo: asciibaron: not from, he relocated there.

yeah, I thought there was a Montana connection. Must be something in the water.


Lead mine tailings
 
2021-01-26 8:35:03 AM  

max_pooper: Moderator: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Do you have a link?

https://www.fark.com/comments/11117731​/


Thanks - gave this one the follow-up tag due to the quality of the storefront photos.
 
2021-01-26 8:35:22 AM  

August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.


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Wonder no longer.
 
2021-01-26 8:37:35 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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won't be when his lawyer tells him how screw up he is
 
2021-01-26 8:41:12 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


Haha, what a shiatty Photoshop job!
 
2021-01-26 8:44:38 AM  

aagrajag: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Not exactly, as I don't believe the first story included that glorious storefront.


Yes, I remember that maniacal smile in his mugshot.

But the STORE! Truly GLORIOUS!
 
2021-01-26 8:47:48 AM  
I live the call sign of this local news outlet.
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2021-01-26 8:48:38 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


Huh.  Wonder if that's the same one I bought a rifle from 10 years ago.

Come to think of it, I haven't been in a gun store since well before the 2016 election.  Probably a good thing.
 
2021-01-26 8:52:47 AM  

steklo: Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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What a gag ball might look like:
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2021-01-26 8:57:28 AM  
I honestly don't think we can continue to survive as a union with so many violent, stupid people amongst us.

It's very depressing.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:28 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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He is only one member of a large, international group of incurious, simple-minded, racist, bigoted, sexist, misogynistic, lunatics who haven't had an original thought in over a hundred years. And, their last original thought was likely eugenics or something equally horrifying.

They look for symbolism that has worked for others in the past and pervert it for their own purposes because they lack the intelligence for anything as complex as 2 minutes of mild critical thinking.  See; Swastikas, Gadsen Flag, blue lives matter, MAGA, Confederate Battle Flag, that stupid farking frog, Betsey Ross flag, and on and on. Now they're trying for "The Storm" and "Walk Away."

These are very stupid individuals in dire need of a lobotomy.
 
2021-01-26 8:57:54 AM  
If schizophrenia were a building...
 
2021-01-26 8:59:58 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: August11: Imagine what the gun shop looks like.

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Wonder no longer.


I don't buy rusty guns, so dealbreaker right there.
 
2021-01-26 9:07:08 AM  

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He man woman rational thought haters club.
 
2021-01-26 9:10:13 AM  
Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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2021-01-26 9:11:24 AM  
not sure if posting dead people at guyana is against the rules, so pretend there is a pic here of dead people at guyana.

/it's a cult
 
2021-01-26 9:13:28 AM  
That mugshot seems more like a picture of a man who was caught eating his elderly neighbors
 
2021-01-26 9:14:57 AM  

johnny queso: not sure if posting dead people at guyana is against the rules, so pretend there is a pic here of dead people at guyana.

/it's a cult


The ones at the compound or the ones at the airstrip?
 
2021-01-26 9:16:11 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Looks like he's a masker too.
 
2021-01-26 9:18:06 AM  

scanman61: johnny queso: not sure if posting dead people at guyana is against the rules, so pretend there is a pic here of dead people at guyana.

/it's a cult

The ones at the compound or the ones at the airstrip?


yes
 
2021-01-26 9:27:38 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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It's hard to tell, but the 'W' and 'O' are backwards too.
 
2021-01-26 9:29:25 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Maybe he's a Trent Reznor fan.

And misses the point entirely.
 
2021-01-26 9:32:53 AM  

puzzled: Reminds me of this nut from the past.

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Ah, weirdnj.com. I wonder if that's the work of our local Mansfield NJ hand painted sign nutter. The color scheme is right. For about a week they had up an "Ashl Babbitt - Patriot, Veteran, etc" sign, then maybe they saw her youtube videos and changed to something new.
 
2021-01-26 9:40:16 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".


Oh, yeah, "The Race War" that all these nuts think they can start.

I'm an old white guy, and if there is one, I'm not gonna be fighting on the "white" side.
 
2021-01-26 9:42:01 AM  
Im gonna take a wild guess and say this guy owns a Ryder moving van full of diesel fuel and fertilizer.
 
2021-01-26 9:47:33 AM  

Alphax: General Flynn.. the Russian people's general.

I've never seen a building that cray-cray.


There's a used car lot owner in Saddle Brook, NJ that did (does?) the same thing.  I don't know who is actually doing business with this guy, but this place is still apparently open.    Maybe it's just me, but after seeing something like the first thought to come into my head isn't, "I'll bet he's a whiz when it comes to rebuilding transmissions."

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2021-01-26 9:49:53 AM  

asciibaron: steklo: Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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no, that's the pizza shop 3 doors down


No, that is where the satanic child sex slave dungeon is.
/Remember, with these guys every accusation is a confession.
 
2021-01-26 9:53:52 AM  
Ho lee crap.

Ol' Pussygrabber brainwashed his gullible followers well. It will take years to deprogram them.
 
2021-01-26 9:55:38 AM  
Dude outed himself to a news outlet a full week after the riot armed insurrection? This must be where the fine folks of Dillon hold their Mensa meetings.
 
2021-01-26 10:00:19 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Especially when there are several other examples of "N" being used on the wall.

Pick one style and run with it.  If you get it right, you're fine.  If you get it wrong, blame dyslexia.
 
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