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(KPAX Missoula)   Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront   (kpax.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Capitol Police, Hank Muntzer, Washington, D.C., September 11 attacks, United States Capitol, Riot, Supreme Court of the United States, Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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10937 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 26 Jan 2021 at 7:30 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-26 1:41:03 AM  
I have been looking for a used dishwasher..
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2021-01-26 1:44:29 AM  
"O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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2021-01-26 1:50:42 AM  
General Flynn.. the Russian people's general.

I've never seen a building that cray-cray.
 
2021-01-26 1:52:03 AM  
I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.
 
2021-01-26 1:56:12 AM  
There must be radon gas leaking into that building through the foundation and it would appear to be rotting that guys mind.
 
2021-01-26 2:08:33 AM  
Ive seen some pathetic shet in my day. That right there takes the cake.
 
2021-01-26 2:09:12 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.
 
2021-01-26 2:11:03 AM  
The building itself is a trumper
 
2021-01-26 2:12:33 AM  
That is a really nice rendering of clouds. Also, I am pleasantly surprised by the correct use of the apostrophe in "the people's General." I'm going to say this storefront was completed by many different people, or the same two people at many different levels of sobriety.
 
2021-01-26 2:59:41 AM  
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2021-01-26 3:10:11 AM  
Dude, can you fix my old Hoover? Cuz you sure know how to SUCK
 
2021-01-26 3:31:05 AM  
I guess Ben Garrison didn't have enough cash on him for a new fridge, so he offered to paint the facade in exchange.
 
2021-01-26 5:37:06 AM  
he seems very happy to be arrested
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2021-01-26 5:40:48 AM  
Can we officially call 'The Storm' the mass arrest of Qanon supporters that's been happening? That'd be some delicious irony.
 
2021-01-26 6:13:08 AM  
One suspects the quality and customer service provided at this establishment might be sub-par.

"Samsung! I ain't sellin' none a' that there Chinese crap filled with COMMUNIST listening devices!"

"I know your new dryer broke, but you violated the terms of your warranty when I came into the house and you didn't have Newsmax on the TV."

"You ain't gettin' your new fridge for a while. I had to send your payment to Rudy Giuliani and invest in these here new 'Office of the Former President' t-shirts."
 
2021-01-26 6:23:36 AM  
Wouldn't be surprised if he drove an ice cream truck to try to abduct kids.
 
2021-01-26 6:43:59 AM  
Imagine what the gun shop looks like.
 
2021-01-26 7:12:58 AM  
Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.
 
2021-01-26 7:28:29 AM  
This is what happens when the blue pills stop working.
 
2021-01-26 7:32:49 AM  
This is a repeat.
 
2021-01-26 7:34:59 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.


Бeats me, too.
 
2021-01-26 7:35:46 AM  

max_pooper: This is a repeat.


Do you have a link?
 
2021-01-26 7:37:15 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The other side has something about We the People and "sheep no more"

biznatch: I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.


The only reason to stop in Dillon is to sleep on a long drive, or if that's as far as AAA will take you.
 
2021-01-26 7:37:16 AM  

Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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Subconscious emulation of his impression of CyЯillic?
 
2021-01-26 7:38:09 AM  
I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.
 
2021-01-26 7:38:40 AM  

vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.


Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.
 
2021-01-26 7:39:10 AM  

max_pooper: This is a repeat.


Not exactly, as I don't believe the first story included that glorious storefront.
 
2021-01-26 7:42:15 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.


After being stuck on this planet for the past 46 years since my mothership crashed, I've found your description is literally every used appliance store owner.
 
2021-01-26 7:42:37 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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His martyr fantasy is coming to fruition. He is now a political prisoner to the deep state. His cell mate will love him.
 
2021-01-26 7:46:51 AM  

Moderator: max_pooper: This is a repeat.

Do you have a link?


https://www.fark.com/comments/1111773​1​/
 
2021-01-26 7:46:51 AM  
 
2021-01-26 7:48:59 AM  
Wow someone came by and defiled his business with that crazy word salad? Oh he did it? Well get out the butterfly nets then people.
 
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2021-01-26 7:49:04 AM  
The quality of the murals is actually really good.
 
2021-01-26 7:49:54 AM  
Banksy has really lost his shiat...
 
2021-01-26 7:53:26 AM  
It looks like one of the Subject 16 glyphs from Assassin's Creed 2
 
2021-01-26 7:53:29 AM  

wearsmanyhats: he seems very happy to be arrested
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Probably because unless he committed one of the more egregious crimes during the event, he knows this arrest will amount to nothing more than his own bragging rights.
 
2021-01-26 7:57:10 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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The other side has something about We the People and "sheep no more"

biznatch: I used to work with a guy from Dillon. This explains a lot.

The only reason to stop in Dillon is to sleep on a long drive, or if that's as far as AAA will take you.


I think I see "Awakened the Sleeping Giant"
 
2021-01-26 7:59:38 AM  

Threp: This is what happens when the blue pills stop working.


While I have no doubt his dangly bits need medical assistance, I'm pretty sure THAT doesn't have negative side effects that include QAnon.
 
2021-01-26 8:05:12 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: vudukungfu: Hang them all. Stop giving them a chance to do anything but enter a plea.
Hold them in Rikers til trial.

Rikers isn't big enough for 70 million insurrectionists, bioterorists, and Nazis.


Neither was Andersonville, but that didn't stop the insurrectionists from murdering Union soldier POWs.
 
2021-01-26 8:07:11 AM  
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2021-01-26 8:07:54 AM  
Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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2021-01-26 8:08:33 AM  
this is why i have not moved to Montana.  Missoula is nice, but man, the rest of the place... wow.
 
2021-01-26 8:08:58 AM  

steklo: Does anyone think in the back of this shop, a secret door that leads to a sex dungeon where he has a gimp in a crate with a gag ball?

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no, that's the pizza shop 3 doors down
 
2021-01-26 8:09:00 AM  
I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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2021-01-26 8:09:33 AM  
How nature and capitalism combine to tell normal people to STAY AWAY.
 
2021-01-26 8:11:06 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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That last one is a years-old cliche that predates Trump by quite a bit.
 
2021-01-26 8:11:36 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: I've spent years of my life traveling around the world. At a certain point you realize, regardless of nationality, certain people have dangerously stupid eyes. Like it's not worth messing with this person because they might chase you with a meat cleaver over a couple dollars.

This guy has that look.


Loggins & Messina - Angry Eyes - (Loggins & Messina - October, 1972)
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2021-01-26 8:11:42 AM  

FrancoFile: Archie Goodwin: Ninetynine: "O" why is "N" so durned hard?

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I have no idea, Яeally.

Бeats me, too.


This way, years from now, he can pull out a picture to prove that he never said Trump "Won".
 
2021-01-26 8:12:20 AM  
Well that is clearly a deep state sponsored antifa command center. No doubt were those evil libs colluded with demons and George Soros to turn all those good god fearing American frogs ghey!

/s because nothing makes sense anymore.
// this person is mentally unstable.
/// He should still get a long time in club fed.
 
2021-01-26 8:13:58 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: I didn't realize these Q-nuts were using the metaphor of "The Storm" so much until this past week.  Are they intentionally doing it because it was used by the Women's March and other not-insane groups?  I remember a lot of signs and shirts saying "I'm not a snowflake, I am the storm."

Quick search turns up this.

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I think they use it because of StormFront and the idea of a race war being a "storm".
 
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