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5026 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2021 at 5:30 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-26 1:26:29 AM  
I guess his own weapons were not adequate.
 
2021-01-26 2:46:05 AM  

seelorq: I guess his own weapons were not adequate.


Well, now he knows better what to take with him next time.
 
2021-01-26 5:35:31 AM  
Damn, I hope Obama's okay.
 
2021-01-26 5:35:36 AM  
The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...
 
2021-01-26 5:36:53 AM  
At least that will stop the classifieds.
He did say he guarantee anyone's safety.
 
2021-01-26 5:37:31 AM  

Stantz: The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...


They made their choice, let 'em get stabbed.
 
2021-01-26 5:39:56 AM  
Probably justified. He obviously didn't kill Hitler.
 
2021-01-26 5:42:56 AM  
I'm actually surprised that doesn't happen more often. Women change. They can be epic for decades. And then all of a sudden they want to be church ladies.
 
2021-01-26 5:42:58 AM  
That isn't Japan. That isn't Japan at all!
 
2021-01-26 5:44:37 AM  
We're all time travelers.  One second at a time, into the future.
 
2021-01-26 5:49:19 AM  
' Knife Skills for Dummies '

Lorena Bobbitt
 
2021-01-26 5:50:59 AM  
By the law of averages, it was this woman

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2021-01-26 5:52:54 AM  
There once was a woman named Leonora
Who hailed from the state of Sonora
She went through a phone and let out a moan
After finding a younger seniora
Her hubby inquired what got her so fired and she replied with a stab and some gore-a
 
2021-01-26 5:56:02 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: We're all time travelers.  One second at a time, into the future.


I use tequila as my time traveling fuel.  A few shots of that and I jump 2 days into the future.
 
2021-01-26 5:58:52 AM  
Is he?
 
2021-01-26 6:02:28 AM  
She deserves a fair trial, and I say either way we present her with a medal at the end. She took a stand against the Time Lords, and that in and of itself is what Brittan needs to become Great Again.
 
2021-01-26 6:06:31 AM  

Stantz: The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...


I'm waiting until all of those that married plastic surgery models and they have kids and wonder if they took the wrong baby home.
 
2021-01-26 6:09:50 AM  
That's a pretty smart comeback from him, especially after being stabbed.

"But Honey! That's you in those pictures!"

Of course she should wonder why she looks younger, while he looks like he does now.
 
2021-01-26 6:27:19 AM  

dryknife: That's a pretty smart comeback from him, especially after being stabbed.

"But Honey! That's you in those pictures!"

Of course she should wonder why she looks younger, while he looks like he does now.


I wondered about his appearance. My assumption was that her other crazy keeps him on his toes that he's still fit.

(I was already a distance runner, but a girlfriend's obnoxious kid being there motivated me to stay out the house increasing my mileage.)
 
2021-01-26 6:32:51 AM  

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: Probably justified. He obviously didn't kill Hitler.


But the guy we did kill was unimaginably worse.

I've said too much.
 
2021-01-26 6:34:51 AM  
Every time you read a story like this you have got to ask yourself what he is going to have done to be deserving of having already going to be about to get stabbed.
 
2021-01-26 6:36:30 AM  
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2021-01-26 6:37:31 AM  
This is heavy
 
2021-01-26 6:39:19 AM  

dryknife: That's a pretty smart comeback from him, especially after being stabbed.

"But Honey! That's you in those pictures!"

Of course she should wonder why she looks younger, while he looks like he does now.


Depends on the genetics in his family. I've known guys who look the same for about 20 years, so 25 or so to 45 or so, other than fashion sense, for the most part. Women usually change far more, because having babies usually messes with their bodies.
 
2021-01-26 6:44:16 AM  

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: Probably justified. He obviously didn't kill Hitler.


Maybe he killed Hartler?

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2021-01-26 6:58:50 AM  
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/the truth
 
2021-01-26 7:17:39 AM  
"didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner "

My username checks out.
 
2021-01-26 7:20:13 AM  
It's the opposite of the Shaggy defense.
"It was you."
It's gonna be hard to pull off of she catches you in bed with someone else, but if you do, your game is strong.
 
2021-01-26 7:28:11 AM  
why are all the stabby women latinos?  well not all, but damn they fly off the handle so fast
 
2021-01-26 7:29:12 AM  
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2021-01-26 7:54:57 AM  

Stantz: The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...


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2021-01-26 8:02:41 AM  
#me2
 
2021-01-26 8:07:50 AM  

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/the truth


I may need to reach this attorney
 
2021-01-26 8:08:57 AM  
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2021-01-26 8:13:53 AM  
Yep, Mexico. Those stupid telenovelas really fark up their brains.
 
2021-01-26 8:14:00 AM  
I call shenanigans. If the husband was a time traveler, he would've known he was going to get stabbed and therefore would've gone back in time, and deleted those photos so his wife wouldn't see them in the first place.

But we all know that's only going to set up a different time streams, according to the Avengers and Doc Brown.
 
2021-01-26 8:14:39 AM  
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2021-01-26 8:48:05 AM  
Well he obviously did some stabbing of his own.
 
2021-01-26 9:11:50 AM  
It's like a O.Henry story, if except the lack of pocket watches and hair combs, but with cell phones
and knives.
 
2021-01-26 9:54:20 AM  

resident dystopian: It's like a O.Henry story, if except the lack of pocket watches and hair combs, but with cell phones
and knives.


If it was a moving picture it would be The Gif of the Magi.
 
2021-01-26 10:14:21 AM  

Resident Muslim: Stantz: The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...

I'm waiting until all of those that married plastic surgery models and they have kids and wonder if they took the wrong baby home.


There was literally a case in Japan or China (or somewhere in Asia) like this.  The guy sued his wife for divorce and damages after they had an ugly baby because she never told him she had had plastic surgery
 
2021-01-26 10:21:33 AM  
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2021-01-26 10:36:19 AM  
This happened to a couple I knew (w/ less stabbing)... she found pics of a woman in the shower on his phone and got super pissed... but eventually realized she just didn't know what she looked like from behind
 
2021-01-26 10:58:35 AM  
He'll be fine or else regenerate so all good.
 
2021-01-26 11:38:25 AM  
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2021-01-26 12:07:02 PM  
I'm a time traveller too, should I be worried?

/Move forward in time 1 second per second
 
2021-01-26 12:40:08 PM  

Spooonster: Resident Muslim: Stantz: The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...

I'm waiting until all of those that married plastic surgery models and they have kids and wonder if they took the wrong baby home.

There was literally a case in Japan or China (or somewhere in Asia) like this.  The guy sued his wife for divorce and damages after they had an ugly baby because she never told him she had had plastic surgery


I seem to recall something like that. I think it was Japan, just not sure if real or urban legend.
 
2021-01-26 12:56:09 PM  

Resident Muslim: Spooonster: Resident Muslim: Stantz: The wife reportedly didn't recognise herself as the woman in the photos was younger, thinner and wearing so much make-up

This doesn't bode well for any partners of the current batch of Instagram 'influencers' in a few years...

I'm waiting until all of those that married plastic surgery models and they have kids and wonder if they took the wrong baby home.

There was literally a case in Japan or China (or somewhere in Asia) like this.  The guy sued his wife for divorce and damages after they had an ugly baby because she never told him she had had plastic surgery

I seem to recall something like that. I think it was Japan, just not sure if real or urban legend.


Found a source.  Well, the Post.....
https://nypost.com/2013/11/07/wife-mu​s​t-pay-120k-for-disclosing-plastic-surg​eries/
 
2021-01-26 1:25:54 PM  
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2021-01-26 9:45:46 PM  
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