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2021-01-25 7:37:47 PM  
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2021-01-25 7:55:10 PM  
He's never getting back on social media.
Never.
 
2021-01-25 8:39:56 PM  
Can't plan for life after the presidency if you're still have questions on your legal jeopardies and can't get anyone on the line to give you straight answers.
 
2021-01-25 8:50:10 PM  
"I'm getting my legal team together, because the Impeachment is just the beginning, and even with all that grift, I'm gonna go flat out broke with all these lawsuits."
 
2021-01-25 8:52:09 PM  

cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.


I really hope you're right.  The longer he is away from his bully pulpit, the better things get.
 
2021-01-25 8:56:07 PM  

cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.


Unless he starts his own social media outlet, and I wouldn't count it out.
 
2021-01-25 9:03:03 PM  

Archie Goodwin: cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.

Unless he starts his own social media outlet Russia starts a social media outlet for him, and I wouldn't count it out.


FTFY
 
2021-01-25 9:05:55 PM  
In court, you will be.
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Also,.. "What'chu' talkin' 'bout, Willis?
I mean, amirite? It's like Samuel L Jackson and Tyrion Lannister had a love child.
 
2021-01-25 9:10:02 PM  
Can someone take a few months off when he's starting his impeachment trial in two weeks, and Leticia James has 60+ indictments waiting for him?

Or is that the BEST time to take a few months off to vacation in Saudi Arabia?
 
2021-01-25 9:12:05 PM  
Hey, subby, 30k lies ain't nothing.
 
2021-01-25 9:23:36 PM  

themindiswatching: Archie Goodwin: cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.

Unless he starts his own social media outlet Russia starts a social media outlet for him, and I wouldn't count it out.

FTFY


I'm sure we'll find out in two weeks.
 
2021-01-25 9:27:19 PM  

mofa: Can someone take a few months off when he's starting his impeachment trial in two weeks, and Leticia James has 60+ indictments waiting for him?

Or is that the BEST time to take a few months off to vacation in Saudi Arabia?


Yeah, I think he's gonna go on a trip and just never come back.
//I suspect probably Dubai, as that's the gaudy luxury capital of the Mid-East.
 
2021-01-25 9:47:51 PM  

kermit the forg: mofa: Can someone take a few months off when he's starting his impeachment trial in two weeks, and Leticia James has 60+ indictments waiting for him?

Or is that the BEST time to take a few months off to vacation in Saudi Arabia?

Yeah, I think he's gonna go on a trip and just never come back.
//I suspect probably Dubai, as that's the gaudy luxury capital of the Mid-East.


Lot of long elevator shafts, and trucks hauling poop away
 
2021-01-25 10:18:19 PM  
Maggie must weep as she submits these.
 
2021-01-25 10:39:35 PM  

Archie Goodwin: cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.

Unless he starts his own social media outlet, and I wouldn't count it out.


I'm actually genuinely surprised he isn't on Parler. Of course, he'd definitely have to jump through some hoops to get verified - I'm sure they've got a dozen trolls a day trying to register @realDonaldTrump.
 
2021-01-25 10:51:59 PM  
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2021-01-25 11:01:42 PM  
He's running in 2024. Mark my words.

Unless he's dead or in federal prison.
 
2021-01-25 11:04:07 PM  
I don't ever want to hear about this son of a b∆tch again unless it's dead or arrested. Fark off, NYT.
 
2021-01-25 11:06:38 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: He's running in 2024. Mark my words.

Unless he's dead or in federal prison.


If the GOP are stupid enough to nominate him we'll slap down his pasty fat ass again. Remember, we're untouchable at stealing elections.
 
2021-01-25 11:27:19 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: He's running in 2024. Mark my words.

Unless he's dead or in federal prison.

If the GOP are stupid enough to nominate him we'll slap down his pasty fat ass again. Remember, we're untouchable at stealing elections.


Oh I don't disagree. The danger is him running against Kamala, which will bring out the racists and misogynists.
 
2021-01-25 11:39:12 PM  
I wish him a long, dementia free life...so he has to watch as they come and take everything that he's ever cared about.

I hope he gets stuck in a nursing home.
 
2021-01-26 12:26:37 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Herb Utsmelz: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: He's running in 2024. Mark my words.

Unless he's dead or in federal prison.

If the GOP are stupid enough to nominate him we'll slap down his pasty fat ass again. Remember, we're untouchable at stealing elections.

Oh I don't disagree. The danger is him running against Kamala, which will bring out the racists and misogynists.


Because they've all been hiding thus far?
 
2021-01-26 1:32:12 AM  

kermit the forg: mofa: Can someone take a few months off when he's starting his impeachment trial in two weeks, and Leticia James has 60+ indictments waiting for him?

Or is that the BEST time to take a few months off to vacation in Saudi Arabia?

Yeah, I think he's gonna go on a trip and just never come back.
//I suspect probably Dubai, as that's the gaudy luxury capital of the Mid-East.


They expect you to actually pay.
 
2021-01-26 1:32:18 AM  
Spotted golfing with a Russian, of course
Hey, don't stray to far, traitor
 
2021-01-26 1:32:19 AM  
Coming up with so many lies every single day is apparently very tiring.  So maybe he needs a rest.  Or at least he needs to restock his lie dispenser.
 
2021-01-26 1:32:53 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Spotted golfing with a Russian, of course
Hey, don't stray to far, traitor


shiat TOO
 
2021-01-26 1:34:15 AM  
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2021-01-26 1:34:35 AM  
Well, he's built the Office of the Former President, now Florida Man already, so he's really pushing himself.

And that after MAGA and four years of winning.

Even G-d rested on the 7th day, and he didn't accomplish half as much on the golf course.
 
2021-01-26 1:35:20 AM  
Absolutely.  He must be exhausted.
*snort*
 
2021-01-26 1:35:57 AM  

Mithiwithi: I'm actually genuinely surprised he isn't on Parler.


It's still not back up and running, just displaying a series of messages about the disruption of service.
 
2021-01-26 1:36:18 AM  
Finally Donald can go back to dating pornstars on the downlo and Ivanka can stop taking daily Silkwood showers.
 
2021-01-26 1:40:24 AM  
Trump plans...

That's the joke.

Mr. Trump spends his every day thrashing against reality, and as discreditable it is to dump on a clearly deeply-mentally-ill person, Mr. Trump refuses to seek help and instead shows every promise of devoting his empty joyless existence to punishing the universe for the humiliation he can no longer deny.
 
2021-01-26 1:41:00 AM  
I can see how years of sitting in the WH watching himself on TV and then playing golf at his own property on the weekends has really tired him out.
 
2021-01-26 1:43:16 AM  
Here is my dream.

Trump loses all his money, assets.

But keeps his presidential pension, but it is so hard for him not live beyond his means.

So in the first three months he spends it.

So he tries to check into the Waldorf(which is a shiatty dump with velvet, faux gold, and almost hot water) and they say"Sir, for you you have to leave a card for the minibar."
 
2021-01-26 1:45:07 AM  

cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.


Don't be silly. The Nazis will be happy to have him champion the cause of the Ubermensch on Stormfront.

And Parler too I bet (but you have to reinstall the new version of it!).
 
2021-01-26 1:46:04 AM  
I look forward to breathless stories about what nothing he's doing.
 
2021-01-26 1:46:59 AM  

cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.


This seems likely. He's no longer the President, and the longer he's not President, the less newsworthy he is. And if he WAS let back on social media, it'd have to be after a long wait to avoid a massive outcry.

Basically, there's risk with no real profit to be had in letting Trump back onto Twitter and Facebook and co. And profit is all corporations care about.
 
2021-01-26 1:52:34 AM  

iheartscotch: I hope he gets stuck in a nursing home.


You misspelled "prison cell" there, luv.
 
2021-01-26 1:58:24 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Herb Utsmelz: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: He's running in 2024. Mark my words.

Unless he's dead or in federal prison.

If the GOP are stupid enough to nominate him we'll slap down his pasty fat ass again. Remember, we're untouchable at stealing elections.

Oh I don't disagree. The danger is him running against Kamala, which will bring out the racists and misogynists.


They're already supporting Trump. They came out in droves this time. I doubt 99% of the people who voted against him would go, "Well, Trump was just awful, but she's black and female. We'd rather all die of super COVID. We want to see the coup inducing despot Trump murder the other branches of government so his family can be racist dictatorial royalty living off the government dole for a thousand years."

On second thought, yes, Americans are absolutely capable of this stupidity. Fark.
 
2021-01-26 1:58:51 AM  
How else is he supposed to maintain his stellar physique of the average elderly neutered housecat?
 
2021-01-26 2:00:13 AM  
NSFW. I mean, really, really, NSFW. Part 2 is on youtube as well.

This show is old, but even back then, he was a joke. A f*cking joke.

Drawn Together - The Apprentice (Part 1/2)
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2021-01-26 2:02:20 AM  
He may have done nothing of consequence for the actual people but I don't think he got through 2020 stress free and 2021 is only looking worse.

No more free dopamine from the social media hell zone, out of power, coup attempt failed, clearly disliked by the people in florida who aren't sycophants, the yes men are starting to peel off leaving only the obviously incompetent die-hards, and unless compromised Trumper judges throw them out (a serious possibility) he's got lawsuits on the horizon.

Given his age and diet a heart attack or stroke isn't out of the question.
 
2021-01-26 2:03:17 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Mr. Trump refuses to seek help


Why would he, this has made him a nice living. The dumbfarks who give him money should receive treatment, and then he'll just go away.
 
2021-01-26 2:04:42 AM  
Lawyers should be going after ''his advisers''. They have a lot to be blamed for.

And who are his advisers really? Apart from the GRU? Miller? Why the fark does he still have advisers?
 
2021-01-26 2:09:07 AM  
Taking time off from golfing / watching TV / tweeting, to relax by golfing / watching TV / not tweet. And by relax I mean twist himself in knots because no tweets means no food for his starving ego.
 
2021-01-26 2:11:37 AM  

pup.socket: BuckTurgidson: Mr. Trump refuses to seek help

Why would he, this has made him a nice living. The dumbfarks who give him money should receive treatment, and then he'll just go away.


Because he is miserable.

We are talking about a person who as a child never once experienced joy playing with a toy.

He has never cared for a pet.

He desperately seeks to make the world more miserable than he feels in order to somehow win.

Try to imagine a genuinely joyful Donald Trump.
 
2021-01-26 2:13:39 AM  

BizarreMan: cretinbob: He's never getting back on social media.
Never.

I really hope you're right.  The longer he is away from his bully pulpit, the better things get.


Meh, he will always have the media willing to report on every single farking thing he says or does.
 
2021-01-26 2:13:54 AM  
ha ha ha, that photo looks even fatter. and stupider. and ...stupid-hair-er...? than ever.

aino, aino, argumentum ad hominem is incorrect, but... are we even sure that's even a hominin?
 
2021-01-26 2:14:54 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Try to imagine a genuinely joyful Donald Trump.


Well, thanks for the nightmare.
 
2021-01-26 2:17:18 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Herb Utsmelz: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: He's running in 2024. Mark my words.

Unless he's dead or in federal prison.

If the GOP are stupid enough to nominate him we'll slap down his pasty fat ass again. Remember, we're untouchable at stealing elections.

Oh I don't disagree. The danger is him running against Kamala, which will bring out the racists and misogynists.


That happened 2 months ago already.
 
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