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2021-01-26 1:08:20 AM  
Those smell bad enough when the pigs aren't scared.
 
2021-01-26 1:09:31 AM  
An eyewitness said they never sausage carnage.
 
2021-01-26 1:11:12 AM  
And the award for the most information conveyed in a single sentence goes to...

"An unknown number, if any died in the crash.", Come on down!
 
2021-01-26 1:11:32 AM  
Missouri State Highway Patrol tell us only one of the small sized pigs escaped the trailer in the crash, was captured unharmed.

Cops protecting their own, as always.
 
2021-01-26 1:13:37 AM  

Somaticasual: And the award for the most information conveyed in a single sentence goes to...

"An unknown number, if any died in the crash.", Come on down!


The slaughterhouse did not return calls asking for a death toll.
 
2021-01-26 1:14:23 AM  

wildcardjack: Those smell bad enough when the pigs aren't scared.


Rubber Duck, is that you?
 
2021-01-26 1:20:40 AM  
The horror. The horror...
 
2021-01-26 1:24:50 AM  
Missouri State Highway Patrol tell us there were 1,050 pigs and only one escaped the trailer, was captured unharmed. An unknown number, if any died in the crash.

I guess editing is considered old-fashioned these days.
 
2021-01-26 1:25:54 AM  
HOTY candidate, right there..

/sausage carnage is hilarious also.
 
2021-01-26 1:26:39 AM  

GranoblasticMan: An eyewitness said they never sausage carnage.


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2021-01-26 1:26:59 AM  
Mmmm , pork roll.
 
2021-01-26 1:29:34 AM  

rv4-farker: Missouri State Highway Patrol tell us there were 1,050 pigs and only one escaped the trailer, was captured unharmed. An unknown number, if any died in the crash.

I guess editing is considered old-fashioned these days.


It passed spell check just fine
 
2021-01-26 1:37:51 AM  
Aporkalypse Sow?
 
2021-01-26 1:39:31 AM  
One thousand pigs in a single truck?! Damn dude!
 
2021-01-26 1:46:59 AM  
1000 pigs in one truck. I don't care how tasty bacon is, that ain't right.
 
2021-01-26 1:56:37 AM  
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2021-01-26 2:00:55 AM  

swahnhennessy: 1000 pigs in one truck. I don't care how tasty bacon is, that ain't right.


It's 1000 baby pigs, they have plenty of room.
 
2021-01-26 2:02:10 AM  
Porklips Now (1980)
Youtube Yt93DVyjSZE
 
2021-01-26 2:20:43 AM  
Wow, that tow operator had 4 top lines and his drag line involved plus another tow truck stabilizing the tractor. Oh, and he was basically flipping in back onto his stabilizers. That's a LOT going on at once. That would be a hard scene to manage even with normal cargo, add in scared live ones and the smell and all I can say is I'm glad it was not my job.
 
2021-01-26 2:27:05 AM  
Only one escaped the trailer --- probably with the help of a crafty spider.
 
2021-01-26 2:39:05 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: [YouTube video: Porklips Now (1980)]


Whoa... farkin A dude.... that's what I was going to post.... thinking that was just way too old and obscure and no chance of it already here
 
2021-01-26 2:49:10 AM  

Tom-Servo: Imaginativescreenname: [YouTube video: Porklips Now (1980)]

Whoa... farkin A dude.... that's what I was going to post.... thinking that was just way too old and obscure and no chance of it already here


Piss off. You were not.
 
2021-01-26 2:56:33 AM  
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lol
 
2021-01-26 3:00:47 AM  

GranoblasticMan: An eyewitness said they never sausage carnage.


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Get out.
 
2021-01-26 3:02:39 AM  

baxterdog: Tom-Servo: Imaginativescreenname: [YouTube video: Porklips Now (1980)]

Whoa... farkin A dude.... that's what I was going to post.... thinking that was just way too old and obscure and no chance of it already here

Piss off. You were not.


Yes I was.
 
2021-01-26 3:04:03 AM  
Do a pork barrel roll!
 
2021-01-26 3:10:23 AM  
What are pig rolls? And why are there so many over in missouri?
 
2021-01-26 3:23:28 AM  

wildcardjack: Those smell bad enough when the pigs aren't scared.


I hate you for making me grimace and laugh at the same time.
My face muscles were confused.

/1000 piggies probably ended being each other's airbag
 
2021-01-26 4:04:03 AM  
You could say they came to a pork in the road.
 
2021-01-26 4:22:28 AM  

Tom-Servo: baxterdog: Tom-Servo: Imaginativescreenname: [YouTube video: Porklips Now (1980)]

Whoa... farkin A dude.... that's what I was going to post.... thinking that was just way too old and obscure and no chance of it already here

Piss off. You were not.

Yes I was.


whoops. I meant to just say piss off.
 
2021-01-26 4:27:01 AM  
Mmmmm..   bacon roll.
 
2021-01-26 4:27:33 AM  

baxterdog: Tom-Servo: baxterdog: Tom-Servo: Imaginativescreenname: [YouTube video: Porklips Now (1980)]

Whoa... farkin A dude.... that's what I was going to post.... thinking that was just way too old and obscure and no chance of it already here

Piss off. You were not.

Yes I was.

whoops. I meant to just say piss off.


No I won't.
 
2021-01-26 5:20:54 AM  
Must have been the Pork Chop Express

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2021-01-26 5:27:04 AM  
Pork : animated music video : MrWeebl
Youtube BBoLA_BQ4tU
 
2021-01-26 5:50:59 AM  
When interviewed by State Police the driver said, " as God is my witness I thought pigs could.......". Dammit! I got that WKRP episode in my head now, but I'm too uncreative to finish the line.

/I suck
 
2021-01-26 6:32:27 AM  
People are dancing around this, so I'm just going to say it: 1049. That's how many pigs died. I used an algorithm to determine that 1 pig surviving out of 1050 means that 1079 pigs died.
 
2021-01-26 6:37:23 AM  
Ha!
In Missouri that would gain the same attention as the state government in recess.

Wait a minute...
 
2021-01-26 7:54:07 AM  
That's not kosher..........
 
2021-01-26 8:23:47 AM  

Snubnose: That's not kosher..........


It's Joplin. Go ask an employee at a grocery store (85% of which are Walmart and Neighborhood Markets) and chances are they won't even know what kosher means. Literally. I tried to help a guy shopping for Passover and the grocery manager at the Walmart said there's no demand for it there. First two employees had no idea what either Passover or kosher was related to. One had a crucifix around her neck. WTF, you literally never read Exodus? She was older, so she also never watched The Ten Commandments either?

Joplin. Not kosher. Only vaguely self-aware.

\lives in the area. For now.
 
2021-01-26 9:14:43 AM  

BolloxReader: Snubnose: That's not kosher..........

It's Joplin. Go ask an employee at a grocery store (85% of which are Walmart and Neighborhood Markets) and chances are they won't even know what kosher means. Literally. I tried to help a guy shopping for Passover and the grocery manager at the Walmart said there's no demand for it there. First two employees had no idea what either Passover or kosher was related to. One had a crucifix around her neck. WTF, you literally never read Exodus? She was older, so she also never watched The Ten Commandments either?

Joplin. Not kosher. Only vaguely self-aware.

\lives in the area. For now.


Can't remember where I heard the joke the first time, but any time kosher comes up I always remark "oh yeah, thats where they blindfold the animal before they kill it".
 
2021-01-26 12:12:32 PM  

alechemist: Mmmm , pork roll.


No, it's Taylor Ha... wait a minute.
 
2021-01-26 2:02:38 PM  
Pigs in a blanket anyone?

How about pigs in a blanket in a ditch?
 
2021-01-26 7:35:23 PM  
oh, the hogmanity....
 
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