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2021-01-25 6:03:27 PM  
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2021-01-25 8:49:54 PM  
Northwest has a Florida called OreGONE.
 
2021-01-25 8:54:00 PM  
Guess a few someones in Oregon put in a decent chunk of change into this mess then.
 
2021-01-25 8:56:39 PM  
So Republicans have officially left our collective reality. OK then.
 
2021-01-25 9:01:46 PM  
This is about six weeks past the point where the Democrats should have publicly said, "You know what?  These people are dangerous lunatics.  And we're not going to deal with them anymore.  They can resign, or they can be recalled, but we're not going to consider this specific bunch legitimate politicians.  We're not taking them seriously as spokespeople, or as legislators, or you name it.  Their claims and complaints will be discounted as nonsense."
 
2021-01-25 9:08:03 PM  
Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.
 
2021-01-25 9:20:26 PM  
Are they really sure that that is the comparison they want? It doesn't seem all that thought out.
 
2021-01-25 9:58:33 PM  
Every accusation . . .
 
2021-01-25 10:27:21 PM  
Schrodinger's Insurrection
 
2021-01-25 10:27:36 PM  
Aren't they the ones who fled the state so Democrats couldn't govern?
 
2021-01-25 10:28:33 PM  
See what decriminalizing all the drugs does
 
2021-01-25 10:29:09 PM  
At least 2021 is funnier than 2020... Watching liberal state GOPs self destruct is hilarious (I'm looking at you Hawaii)...


I'm trying not to think about the bigger picture because that is less hilarious.
 
2021-01-25 10:29:15 PM  
Jesus they are farking nuts. Truly terrifying. This is not some damn mouthy wing nut, this the party itself.
 
2021-01-25 10:29:21 PM  
At least they are giving lots of evidence to any other would-be terrorists that they will betray them and paint them as the real enemy if they take action.
 
2021-01-25 10:29:27 PM  
It's pronounced OregUn.  Not OregOn.  Think gun like bang bang, not gone like a thing that is gone.  thank you
 
2021-01-25 10:30:50 PM  
Some people are still keen to make a civil war out of this, it seems.

Let's see if it pays off for them.

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2021-01-25 10:31:03 PM  
I love the fact that Republicans refuse to accept that they wanted this, that they have spent decades lying to their base about the libs and dems, and when they finally get what they wanted, an insurrection, its all...umm, yeah...that wasn't us.

Fark these lying disingenuous pricks.
 
2021-01-25 10:31:47 PM  
Shaggy It Wasn't Me (Official Music Video) (uncensored)
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2021-01-25 10:32:15 PM  
Bat sh*t Oregon Republicans.
 
2021-01-25 10:32:49 PM  
Abolish the GOP.  They are a terrorist organization.
 
2021-01-25 10:34:20 PM  
Huh, so they're refusing to be outdone by the Hawaii GOP in the tweet a few threads down?
 
2021-01-25 10:34:41 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: I love the fact that Republicans refuse to accept that they wanted this, that they have spent decades lying to their base about the libs and dems, and when they finally get what they wanted, an insurrection, its all...umm, yeah...that wasn't us.

Fark these lying disingenuous pricks.


They refuse to accept that they failed.

If they had succeeded they would have had gangs going door to door killing "intellectuals" and people of "insufficient loyalty" like the Khmer Rouge.
 
2021-01-25 10:35:46 PM  
In other news, we've got a shiatload of video and social media evidence proving all these "conservatives" were secretly antifa all along.
 
2021-01-25 10:36:35 PM  
"Went".

The correct tense for that verb is, "went".

Years and years ago.
 
2021-01-25 10:36:44 PM  
I hope they die of dysentery
 
2021-01-25 10:37:31 PM  
A meme I made around the 7th:

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An actual poll on the topic:

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2021-01-25 10:38:25 PM  

Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

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An actual poll on the topic:

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Yeah, I know that "opposed" doesn't actually mean "thinks it was a false flag." It's just a snarky meme.
 
2021-01-25 10:38:36 PM  
Not too long ago the Oregon GOP used to be pretty liberal compared to most conservatives. They gave that up around 2000. Now its more of a look at how the rest of the GOP in most states are gonna end up.
Outside of the cities on the I-5 corridor, the state is pretty red. But we have 2 Democrats in the Senate and 4 of the five congressmen are Democrats.
That's not Florida.
 
2021-01-25 10:40:30 PM  
Joseph Goebbels  is alive and well.
 
2021-01-25 10:40:54 PM  
"The record shows that President Trump in no way incited the violence which actually started 20 minutes before the President finished his remarks far from the Capitol Building itself."

No True Scotsman would have left before The President had finished his jibber jabber.
 
2021-01-25 10:45:16 PM  
Watching the GOP implode is hilarious.
Corporate America cut off their funding thanks to January 6.
The crazier they get the more funding that will be cut off.
So keep f*cking that crazy chicken.
 
2021-01-25 10:47:45 PM  
For the past week, Fox News has headlines describing Seattle and Portland as the "West" with coverage of immigration protests clashing with police and absent any description of the number of people involved.

Jim Jordan's all up in it.

Because an insurrection and coup is not the "real" story any more; it's what mainstream media "ignores"-- Fox ran an opinion piece for about two days that all journalism is yellow journalism now as it sources as many phone videos of a police line clash as possible.

Murdoch loves to feed a horror fetish with older, middle and upper-middle whites that they just might see the end of the world before they go.

/obvious
//for the choir
///but is it the fate of all privilege suspicious of its worth?
 
2021-01-25 10:48:13 PM  
The entire world is watching us and they're all like

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2021-01-25 10:49:18 PM  
Oregon GOP:

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2021-01-25 10:49:41 PM  

Sinto: I hope they die of dysentery


Pepperoni and Cheese
 
2021-01-25 10:51:15 PM  
It would be nice if there were some rural areas in the US where the majority of folks aren't batshiat insane. It's like all of the rednecks woke up pissed off as hell after the gubmint cut off access to their prescription opioids.
 
2021-01-25 10:51:25 PM  

Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

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An actual poll on the topic:

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Funny that the side who did the insurrection is more "unaware" than any other category. Convenient morons.
 
2021-01-25 10:51:31 PM  

RandomAxe: This is about six weeks past the point where the Democrats should have publicly said, "You know what?  These people are dangerous lunatics.  And we're not going to deal with them anymore.  They can resign, or they can be recalled, but we're not going to consider this specific bunch legitimate politicians.  We're not taking them seriously as spokespeople, or as legislators, or you name it.  Their claims and complaints will be discounted as nonsense."


oK bUt uNiTy
 
2021-01-25 10:51:41 PM  

thealgorerhythm: See what decriminalizing all the drugs does


Oh, this is certainly from the people who think drugs are evil.
 
2021-01-25 10:53:26 PM  
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2021-01-25 10:53:34 PM  
And just like with the Reichstag and Pearl Harbor, it was the Germans?
 
2021-01-25 10:54:10 PM  
I don't want to live in this state anymore...


/Farnsworth
 
2021-01-25 10:55:01 PM  
I'm reading this in a room located in Depoe Bay, OR so I'm getting a kick etc.

/and I thought my WA R's were the nutters
//Looking at you Lauren Culp, Matt Shea and Matt's nutty next LD over lady friend
///Can't remember her name, don't care to look it up
 
2021-01-25 10:55:45 PM  

fragMasterFlash: It would be nice if there were some rural areas in the US where the majority of folks aren't batshiat insane. It's like all of the rednecks woke up pissed off as hell after the gubmint cut off access to their prescription opioids.


I haven't lived there in a while, but rural Vermont used to have a whole lot of non-crazies.  And the crazies it did have tended to be the "hippie burnouts still looking for UFOs" type.
 
2021-01-25 10:57:35 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Are they really sure that that is the comparison they want? It doesn't seem all that thought out.


I was going to say...
 
2021-01-25 11:00:36 PM  

MacWizard: thealgorerhythm: See what decriminalizing all the drugs does

Oh, this is certainly from the people who think drugs are evil.


Actually a number of the militia guys involved with the insurrection had priors for violent drug crimes.

I'm all for decriminalization and community rehab for abusers. But there's a definite overlap between some right wing narcotic subculture and what went down on January 6.

Hitler built his Brownshirts out of people like that. They funded their early violence with bootleg cigarette sales.
 
2021-01-25 11:00:53 PM  
I like the part where impeaching the outgoing president a few days before he is going to leave office anyway, somehow gives Democrats complete authoritarian control of the entire federal government.

Did you hear that Biden? You now have COMPLETE UNILATERAL CONTROL!!! Use it for good, please!
 
2021-01-25 11:06:45 PM  

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Marge, put it down.  Not the stuff smoke.
 
2021-01-25 11:07:12 PM  
I suppose that if you already believe that there is a cabal of cannibalistic pedophiles (that includes Chief Justice John Roberts) who run the country then it's not too much of a stretch to believe that they would instigate the storming of the capitol for the purpose of making the GOP look bad.
 
2021-01-25 11:08:00 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Someone Else's Alt: I love the fact that Republicans refuse to accept that they wanted this, that they have spent decades lying to their base about the libs and dems, and when they finally get what they wanted, an insurrection, its all...umm, yeah...that wasn't us.

Fark these lying disingenuous pricks.

They refuse to accept that they failed.

If they had succeeded they would have had gangs going door to door killing "intellectuals" and people of "insufficient loyalty" like the Khmer Rouge.


I'm sure Republicans would point out that the Khmer Rouge were nominally Communist, as if brutal dictatorships are any better when they lean more towards capitalism.
 
2021-01-25 11:09:43 PM  

austerity101: Abolish the GOP.  They are a terrorist organization.


Abolish ALL the things!
 
2021-01-25 11:10:19 PM  
Republicans. Not even once.
 
2021-01-25 11:10:28 PM  
Someone please post that "increasing clown makeup" meme.
 
2021-01-25 11:10:37 PM  

Fireproof: Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

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An actual poll on the topic:

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Yeah, I know that "opposed" doesn't actually mean "thinks it was a false flag." It's just a snarky meme.


Strongly unaware of story
 
2021-01-25 11:10:43 PM  

Big Dave: It's pronounced OregUn.  Not OregOn.  Think gun like bang bang, not gone like a thing that is gone.  thank you


It's pronounced organ.
Organ - like the thing you play or that keyboard thing that makes church music.
 
2021-01-25 11:10:48 PM  

Graffito: I suppose that if you already believe that there is a cabal of cannibalistic pedophiles (that includes Chief Justice John Roberts) who run the country then it's not too much of a stretch to believe that they would instigate the storming of the capitol for the purpose of making the GOP look bad.


It's a tactic used by totalitarians throughout history. Their ideology obviously cannot fail on its own, therefore any failures are obviously due to "saboteurs" from various scapegoats. Jews, Socialists, Imperialists, Communists, Black people, Deep Staters, whatever.
 
2021-01-25 11:13:26 PM  

austerity101: Abolish the GOP.  They are a terrorist organization.


The Republican Party is an international criminal syndicate.
 
2021-01-25 11:13:55 PM  

MarciusDecimus: Jesus they are farking nuts. Truly terrifying. This is not some damn mouthy wing nut, this the party itself.


This is the public persona that will win them elections. As long as over half their voters want this, it's how they'll act. Can't win a general if you lose the primary.
 
Bf+
2021-01-25 11:21:36 PM  
This is really just mainstream republican stuff now. Stop calling it "deep end" or "alt-right" or "far right" or whatever.  It's just mainstream republican stuff.
 
2021-01-25 11:24:37 PM  
Fireproof: \An actual poll on the topic:[Fark user image 425x366]

The most interesting part of that graph to me was the relative percentage of Rs and Is polled who went with 'Don't Know' or 'Unaware of story'. Unless you've just crawled out of a cave or a coma how in the fark is that possible?
/they're embarrassed and claiming ignorance as a defense
 
2021-01-25 11:24:59 PM  

thealgorerhythm: MacWizard: thealgorerhythm: See what decriminalizing all the drugs does

Oh, this is certainly from the people who think drugs are evil.

Actually a number of the militia guys involved with the insurrection had priors for violent drug crimes.

I'm all for decriminalization and community rehab for abusers. But there's a definite overlap between some right wing narcotic subculture and what went down on January 6.

Hitler built his Brownshirts out of people like that. They funded their early violence with bootleg cigarette sales.


And why aren't they rotting in prison for obscenely lengthy sentences for said crimes?

Oh... that's white!
 
2021-01-25 11:26:10 PM  
oregon?  More like Bore-a-Con.  Amirite?
 
2021-01-25 11:27:26 PM  

RandomAxe: This is about six weeks past the point where the Democrats should have publicly said, "You know what?  These people are dangerous lunatics.  And we're not going to deal with them anymore.  They can resign, or they can be recalled, but we're not going to consider this specific bunch legitimate politicians.  We're not taking them seriously as spokespeople, or as legislators, or you name it.  Their claims and complaints will be discounted as nonsense."


I agree, but when the Democrats do stuff like that it always hurts then in elections. Its almost like people treat the Democrats like the adults in the room by condemning the Democrats for being "partisan" while praising the little itsy bitsy Republicans for being so cute while they projectile shiat up the place.

Remember when Hilary called them deplorables?

She was right, but it was used as a slogan and worn like a badge of honor. It only emboldened them and pushed Trump over the threshold in key states.
 
2021-01-25 11:29:17 PM  
The Oregon GOP were just fine with these guys until they started getting arrested.

It's like that cartoon I can't find where someone makes an possible offensive comment and waits to see peoples reaction before saying it was a joke or not.
 
2021-01-25 11:31:28 PM  
It's not in the way they mean it, but... They're not wrong.

Based on what's come out, it's 100% clear that Trump intended the Jan 6 insurrection to be a mass casualty terrorist attack that would have given him his excuse to declare martial law and seize power.

It's just that the American Nazis were a bunch of idiots who not only failed to actually burn the Reichstag, they were caught red handed dressed up as Nazis while trying.
 
2021-01-25 11:38:00 PM  

WTFDYW: Northwest has a Florida called OreGONE.


Eastern Washington is not much better.
 
2021-01-25 11:39:17 PM  

RandomAxe: This is about six weeks past the point where the Democrats should have publicly said, "You know what?  These people are dangerous lunatics.  And we're not going to deal with them anymore.  They can resign, or they can be recalled, but we're not going to consider this specific bunch legitimate politicians.  We're not taking them seriously as spokespeople, or as legislators, or you name it.  Their claims and complaints will be discounted as nonsense."


Then the Republicans do the same thing back to the Democrats. Its not like the Republican party is a significant minority to ignore. No, their size is the reason why a lot of this happens. It can't be ignored. And that is the reason why Russian and Chinese agents target the Republican party.
 
2021-01-25 11:39:49 PM  
I hate PNW Nazis.
 
2021-01-25 11:44:33 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Someone Else's Alt: I love the fact that Republicans refuse to accept that they wanted this, that they have spent decades lying to their base about the libs and dems, and when they finally get what they wanted, an insurrection, its all...umm, yeah...that wasn't us.

Fark these lying disingenuous pricks.

They refuse to accept that they failed.

If they had succeeded they would have had gangs going door to door killing "intellectuals" and people of "insufficient loyalty" like the Khmer Rouge.


It used to be that the saying was "If you come for the king, you better not miss," with the proviso that if you DID miss, the next shot is to yourself. At the very least, the GOPers should kill themselves like all honorable usurpers. The Dems (and the rest of the United States) should give them zero quarters. Hang them all and leave their bodies out for all to see.
 
2021-01-25 11:46:48 PM  
Can we just have a Republicans Divided By Zero tab already?
 
2021-01-25 11:51:15 PM  
It's almost as if these state GOP organizations are comprised of backcountry rubes.
 
2021-01-25 11:57:07 PM  

Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

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An actual poll on the topic:

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Who the fark is unaware of the story?

You know the time the seat of our docracy was attacked at the bidding of a political party?
 
2021-01-26 12:00:28 AM  

dennysgod: The Oregon GOP were just fine with these guys until they started getting arrested.

It's like that cartoon I can't find where someone makes an possible offensive comment and waits to see peoples reaction before saying it was a joke or not.


Not sure if this is what you were looking for.

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2021-01-26 12:00:32 AM  

Bf+: This is really just mainstream republican stuff now. Stop calling it "deep end" or "alt-right" or "far right" or whatever.  It's just mainstream republican stuff.


And at one time, people like Pete Wilson and George Deukemejian were considered far right.
 
2021-01-26 12:01:25 AM  

thealgorerhythm: MacWizard: thealgorerhythm: See what decriminalizing all the drugs does

Oh, this is certainly from the people who think drugs are evil.

Actually a number of the militia guys involved with the insurrection had priors for violent drug crimes.

I'm all for decriminalization and community rehab for abusers. But there's a definite overlap between some right wing narcotic subculture and what went down on January 6.

Hitler built his Brownshirts out of people like that. They funded their early violence with bootleg cigarette sales.


A lot of the white biker gangs are fervently in the Trump camp.


You know, the same guys that are huge meth distributors?

Also the same guys trump.... trumpeted that he has "scary" people willing to do violence for him.

Weird how that worked out.
 
2021-01-26 12:04:08 AM  

Walker: Watching the GOP implode is hilarious.
Corporate America cut off their funding thanks to January 6.
The crazier they get the more funding that will be cut off.
So keep f*cking that crazy chicken.


no they just redirect their money to astroturf or funnel it into fake democratic or third party candidates

they have so much money and data that they can create local shortages to destabilize regions within the USA causing disruption and incite anger against the local democrat party.


it's that widespread and that scary, you see.
 
2021-01-26 12:15:29 AM  

EvilEgg: Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.


I don't think the suggestion was the rioters were undercover antifa. There are actual serious question surrounding the decisions made by Bowser and the House Sergeant at Arms (who reports to the legislature, not the executive) to lightening security when they knew a huge angry crowd was coming to protest that was going to include all of Trump's most insane supporters.

It seems to be a fairly consensus view that this was obviously coming so there was either some intent to set the stage for things to get of hand because the political optics would be so useful for Democrats (Bowser immediately proclaimed statehood for DC as the answer, Dems declare all conservatives terrorists, etc.) or it was complete incompetence on the part of the same folks who just happened to get a political windfall from their own stupidity.

I'm not saying that's what happened, I give incompetence a little better odds, but it's not hard to see why people think it should be investigated.
 
2021-01-26 12:19:00 AM  
The Oregon Treason party deleted their tweet.
 
2021-01-26 12:19:54 AM  

GrinzGrimly: There are actual serious question


What question?
 
2021-01-26 12:22:25 AM  
Sinn Féin at least had enough of the courage of its convictions to not participate in governments it considered to have no jurisdiction over Ireland. "Shinners" continue to refuse to sit in the British Parliament, though today they do take their seats in Dáil Éireann and in the Northern Ireland Assembly.

So what's the Redcaps' excuse?

If Joe Biden is truly a usurper with no legitimate claim to be president of whatever they believe the United States to get, why dignify his regime by sitting in the globalist-controlled Congress? What's stopping the Redcaps from setting up their own Congress 2.0?

(Aside from the fact that the members of the First Dáil were prepared to do some actual fighting on their own behalf.)
 
2021-01-26 12:24:17 AM  

GrinzGrimly: ...


Turn off OAN.
 
2021-01-26 12:25:09 AM  

WTFDYW: Northwest has a Florida called OreGONE.


Our state is democrat run. The GOP are hopefully a permanent minority here.
 
2021-01-26 12:30:57 AM  
Sorry about them.

The meth binges have started to affect their frontal lobe.

Only a matter of time now before they start tearing at their skin and die of sepsis.
 
2021-01-26 12:35:32 AM  

nmrsnr: Aren't they the ones who fled the state so Democrats couldn't govern?


Democrats are 'guilty' of pulling that tactic as well. Just depends on why they're doing it.  When Repubs do it, it's usually not in the best interest of the country.
 
2021-01-26 12:41:00 AM  

Cythraul: nmrsnr: Aren't they the ones who fled the state so Democrats couldn't govern?

Democrats are 'guilty' of pulling that tactic as well. Just depends on why they're doing it.  When Repubs do it, it's usually not in the best interest of the country.


True. These are the reasons the GOP in Oregon did it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_​O​regon_Senate_Republican_walkouts
 
2021-01-26 12:42:51 AM  

GrinzGrimly: EvilEgg: Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.

I don't think the suggestion was the rioters were undercover antifa.


Of course the suggestion is that the rioters were all undercover antifa, and you know it.  It's just that the Trump cultists who were there are saying "no, you know us, you recognize it's us, why are we under this bus?"

Others don't think that story will sell, or don't think they can tell it with a straight face, so they're trying to suggest other disinformation.  Maybe just the ringleaders were antifas, and a few innocent Q Shamans and Prude Boys and 3.2%ers got caught up in the crowd during the exuberance after the President's speech and dragged along by antifas telling them the pizza was over this way.
 
2021-01-26 12:42:56 AM  

thealgorerhythm: MacWizard: thealgorerhythm: See what decriminalizing all the drugs does

Oh, this is certainly from the people who think drugs are evil.

Actually a number of the militia guys involved with the insurrection had priors for violent drug crimes.

I'm all for decriminalization and community rehab for abusers. But there's a definite overlap between some right wing narcotic subculture and what went down on January 6.

Hitler built his Brownshirts out of people like that. They funded their early violence with bootleg cigarette sales.


Good points. I was just thinking of the Oregon GOP.
 
2021-01-26 12:47:12 AM  

EvilEgg: Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.


We need Qanon as our alibi.

Qanon is close on their theories, which is why we must keep ridiculing them. Debunking is impossible, but does not matter when noone listens to them.
 
2021-01-26 12:51:17 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Some people are still keen to make a civil war out of this, it seems.

Let's see if it pays off for them.

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All they have to do is wait until America decides to give control of the military back to the Republican Party by default. That's the sad and scary part; sooner on later you guys just give it to the fascists because the country is running okay again.
 
2021-01-26 12:53:31 AM  

Fireproof: Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

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An actual poll on the topic:

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Yeah, I know that "opposed" doesn't actually mean "thinks it was a false flag." It's just a snarky meme.


"ANTIFA false flag" is the lie the Republicans who oppose the coup tell themselves so they can feel better about it. So you're on point.
 
2021-01-26 12:56:51 AM  

Bf+: This is really just mainstream republican stuff now. Stop calling it "deep end" or "alt-right" or "far right" or whatever.  It's just mainstream republican stuff.


I'm sure Chuck Todd will all every Republican who comes in meet the press about this just like with Democrats and BLM marches.

Right?
 
2021-01-26 12:57:19 AM  

billstewart: GrinzGrimly: EvilEgg: Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.

I don't think the suggestion was the rioters were undercover antifa.

Of course the suggestion is that the rioters were all undercover antifa, and you know it.  It's just that the Trump cultists who were there are saying "no, you know us, you recognize it's us, why are we under this bus?"

Others don't think that story will sell, or don't think they can tell it with a straight face, so they're trying to suggest other disinformation.  Maybe just the ringleaders were antifas, and a few innocent Q Shamans and Prude Boys and 3.2%ers got caught up in the crowd during the exuberance after the President's speech and dragged along by antifas telling them the pizza was over this way.


I always get confused if she was supposed to be Antifa or not.

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2021-01-26 12:57:32 AM  
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2021-01-26 1:03:40 AM  
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2021-01-26 1:04:30 AM  
Subby misspelled domestic terrorists
 
2021-01-26 1:21:02 AM  
It's weird how this keeps happening.  Meanwhile, the North Dakota, Idaho, or Wyoming Democratic parties, as small as they are, seem to be run by extremely boring church ladies, not bomb-throwing Fourth International Trotskyists or what have you.
 
2021-01-26 1:34:51 AM  
"This headline must be hyperbole. They can't possibly..."
[Reads Twitter Thread]
"Yep, they've gone full potato."
 
2021-01-26 1:59:07 AM  

GrinzGrimly: EvilEgg: Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.

I don't think the suggestion was the rioters were undercover antifa. There are actual serious question surrounding the decisions made by Bowser and the House Sergeant at Arms (who reports to the legislature, not the executive) to lightening security when they knew a huge angry crowd was coming to protest that was going to include all of Trump's most insane supporters.

It seems to be a fairly consensus view that this was obviously coming so there was either some intent to set the stage for things to get of hand because the political optics would be so useful for Democrats (Bowser immediately proclaimed statehood for DC as the answer, Dems declare all conservatives terrorists, etc.) or it was complete incompetence on the part of the same folks who just happened to get a political windfall from their own stupidity.

I'm not saying that's what happened, I give incompetence a little better odds, but it's not hard to see why people think it should be investigated.


DC's statehood was brought up long before January 6th, even with significant popular pushes throughout 2020. And it's hardly the first time that Republicans have been terrorists or terrorist-supporters.

But I suppose it's easier for you to believe anything to avoid admitting that your "team" tried to pull a coup and failed miserably.
 
2021-01-26 2:15:45 AM  
Yeah, sure, why not? FFS.
 
2021-01-26 2:21:08 AM  

BuckTurgidson: "Went".

The correct tense for that verb is, "went".

Years and years ago.

They used to have Dennis Oliver Woods as a paid consultant. Don't recognize that name? He's the founder and headmaster of King's Way Classical Academy, an extremely Dominionist private school ("Discipling the Nations One Student at a Time").

He also created this now defunct website (link goes to the Internet Wayback Machine's archive from May 10, 2012). Look at it. Look at its URL. These people try to say that the Democrats hate the Constitution.

Rennisa: RandomAxe: This is about six weeks past the point where the Democrats should have publicly said, "You know what? These people are dangerous lunatics. And we're not going to deal with them anymore. They can resign, or they can be recalled, but we're not going to consider this specific bunch legitimate politicians. We're not taking them seriously as spokespeople, or as legislators, or you name it. Their claims and complaints will be discounted as nonsense."

I agree, but when the Democrats do stuff like that it always hurts then in elections. Its almost like people treat the Democrats like the adults in the room by condemning the Democrats for being "partisan" while praising the little itsy bitsy Republicans for being so cute while they projectile shiat up the place.

Remember when Hilary called them deplorables?

She was right, but it was used as a slogan and worn like a badge of honor. It only emboldened them and pushed Trump over the threshold in key states.

Aaand, for anyone who thinks that the MSM was "in the tank for Hillary" in 2016, this is Exhibit A to refute that. "Deplorables" blew up so much because the media quoted her out of context and almost completely ignored the main point of that speech, which was the second "basket" of Trump supporters:
Hillary Clinton says half of Trump's supporters are in a "basket of deplorables"
Youtube PCHJVE9trSM
The Associated Press version of this stops at about 32 seconds into this video (though it does have some context from earlier in her speech that this one lacks).
 
2021-01-26 2:26:00 AM  

Iworkformsn: At least 2021 is funnier than 2020... Watching liberal state GOPs self destruct is hilarious (I'm looking at you Hawaii)...


I'm trying not to think about the bigger picture because that is less hilarious.


i think i missed that part. What happened in hawaii?
 
2021-01-26 5:08:41 AM  

erik-k: It's not in the way they mean it, but... They're not wrong.

Based on what's come out, it's 100% clear that Trump intended the Jan 6 insurrection to be a mass casualty terrorist attack that would have given him his excuse to declare martial law and seize power.

It's just that the American Nazis were a bunch of idiots who not only failed to actually burn the Reichstag, they were caught red handed dressed up as Nazis while trying.


This was the failed beer hall putsch.
 
2021-01-26 5:52:08 AM  
They're happy about it because they can advertise it next election season.

We're happy about it... for similar reasons actually!

Well, we'd *rather* they weren't certifiable.
 
2021-01-26 5:56:15 AM  
Oregon is a profoundly racist state. It wasn't that long ago that it was illegal to be black there. If they can't own em, they don't want em around.
 
2021-01-26 5:56:30 AM  

Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

[Fark user image image 425x276]

An actual poll on the topic:

[Fark user image image 425x366]


It must be fun living in an alternative reality. I wonder if their sky is magenta?
 
2021-01-26 6:29:25 AM  
This hurts. We are very well represented. We've got wyden and defazio. Both great statesmen. Never met a repub. that wouldn't credit him for doing something for their community. (The faz)....again Oregon is like everywhere else. I bit nutty off the freeway. Away from the coast.
 
2021-01-26 6:34:08 AM  

christofari: This hurts. We are very well represented. We've got wyden and defazio. Both great statesmen. Never met a repub. that wouldn't credit him for doing something for their community. (The faz)....again Oregon is like everywhere else. I bit nutty off the freeway. Away from the coast.


It's in my house deed that I shall not sell to a black person. Obviously gone done,,,
Again the valley and the coast are pretty cool. Universities,wine,beer. Don't move here. One hour to surf. One hour to ski
 
2021-01-26 8:15:15 AM  
Rennisa: I agree, but when the Democrats do stuff like that it always hurts then in elections. Its almost like people treat the Democrats like the adults in the room by condemning the Democrats for being "partisan" while praising the little itsy bitsy Republicans for being so cute while they projectile shiat up the place.

Remember when Hilary called them deplorables?

She was right, but it was used as a slogan and worn like a badge of honor. It only emboldened them and pushed Trump over the threshold in key states.


This is that 'messaging problem' the Democrats struggle with.  They're so incompetent at using the, uh, Liberal Media, most of them, that the Republicans barely need to be able to string a slogan together.

I don't love Hilary, and I don't hate her, but her main campaign strategy and media engagement policy seemed to be These people are bright, and they'll figure it out themselves.  Al Gore's strategy (and Dukakis's, and . . . ) seemed to be I'm obviously the better candidate.Sensible people will prevail.

This is far from impossible to solve, but procedural Machine Democrats are never going to solve it.  Pelosi managed, like, four sick burns on Trump in four years.  Trump is a walking punch line.  Someone like AOC (or Al Franken, if he hadn't bowed out) can manage four sick burns a week while still getting stuff done.  Pelosi and Schumer let a lot of GOP atrocity slide on the grounds that it just naturally makes the GOP look bad, like a parent letting a child's tantrum run its course in a crowded restaurant.

If the party's appearance always works against it, well, who the hell is managing the party's appearance?  At least there's some long-overdue changeover in the DNC.  We'll see.
 
2021-01-26 9:37:55 AM  

GoldSpider: austerity101: Abolish the GOP.  They are a terrorist organization.

Abolish ALL the things!


No, just the Republicans you numb nuts. You really are a farking moron you know that
 
2021-01-26 10:20:32 AM  

Mrtraveler01: billstewart: GrinzGrimly: EvilEgg: Honestly if the Democrats had the low cunning and wherewithal to pull something that large and secret off, most of the Q folks would have disappeared quietly without a trace.

I don't think the suggestion was the rioters were undercover antifa.

Of course the suggestion is that the rioters were all undercover antifa, and you know it.  It's just that the Trump cultists who were there are saying "no, you know us, you recognize it's us, why are we under this bus?"

Others don't think that story will sell, or don't think they can tell it with a straight face, so they're trying to suggest other disinformation.  Maybe just the ringleaders were antifas, and a few innocent Q Shamans and Prude Boys and 3.2%ers got caught up in the crowd during the exuberance after the President's speech and dragged along by antifas telling them the pizza was over this way.

I always get confused if she was supposed to be Antifa or not.

[Fark user image image 425x441]


This one went on rants against Democratic party but in her rant video she spoke about the issues she supported she didn't realize they aligned with Democrats.  And then she died not knowing this.

Between her, the lady who was trampled to death carrying a Don't Tread on Me flag and the guy who died in there after tasing himself in the nuts, you see who was manipulated into all of this:  Very volatile stupid people.
 
2021-01-26 11:25:05 AM  
It's like this guy is saying what everybody is thinking.

It was kristallnacht in the Reichstag by the brown shirts with the candlestick and zipties.
 
2021-01-26 11:44:01 AM  

COMALite J: BuckTurgidson: "Went".

The correct tense for that verb is, "went".

Years and years ago.
They used to have Dennis Oliver Woods as a paid consultant. Don't recognize that name? He's the founder and headmaster of King's Way Classical Academy, an extremely Dominionist private school ("Discipling the Nations One Student at a Time").

He also created this now defunct website (link goes to the Internet Wayback Machine's archive from May 10, 2012). Look at it. Look at its URL. These people try to say that the Democrats hate the Constitution.

Rennisa: RandomAxe: This is about six weeks past the point where the Democrats should have publicly said, "You know what? These people are dangerous lunatics. And we're not going to deal with them anymore. They can resign, or they can be recalled, but we're not going to consider this specific bunch legitimate politicians. We're not taking them seriously as spokespeople, or as legislators, or you name it. Their claims and complaints will be discounted as nonsense."

I agree, but when the Democrats do stuff like that it always hurts then in elections. Its almost like people treat the Democrats like the adults in the room by condemning the Democrats for being "partisan" while praising the little itsy bitsy Republicans for being so cute while they projectile shiat up the place.

Remember when Hilary called them deplorables?

She was right, but it was used as a slogan and worn like a badge of honor. It only emboldened them and pushed Trump over the threshold in key states.
Aaand, for anyone who thinks that the MSM was "in the tank for Hillary" in 2016, this is Exhibit A to refute that. "Deplorables" blew up so much because the media quoted her out of context and almost completely ignored the main point of that speech, which was the second "basket" of Trump supporters:
[YouTube video: Hillary Clinton says half of Trump's supporters are in a "basket of deplorables"]The Associated Press version of this stops at about 32 seconds into this video (though it does have some context from earlier in her speech that this one lacks).


She was lying though. There never was a second basket.
 
2021-01-26 12:19:36 PM  

Fireproof: A meme I made around the 7th:

[Fark user image 425x276]

An actual poll on the topic:

[Fark user image 425x366]


Wow the actual poll was almost as bad as the made up one. The "don't know" crowd is only "smart" enough to not come out and say they support it.
 
2021-01-26 1:01:58 PM  

Smoking GNU: Iworkformsn: At least 2021 is funnier than 2020... Watching liberal state GOPs self destruct is hilarious (I'm looking at you Hawaii)...


I'm trying not to think about the bigger picture because that is less hilarious.

i think i missed that part. What happened in hawaii?


They're supporting/promoting a far right hitler loving internet personality named styxnhammer666 by sharing his videos

Holocaust denying.

Racist

Pos.
 
2021-01-26 1:07:15 PM  

Spice Must Flow: It's like this guy is saying what everybody is thinking.

It was kristallnacht in the Reichstag by the brown shirts with the candlestick and zipties.


It's like this guy is saying what everybody is thinking.
It was kristallnacht in the Reichstag by the brown shirts with the candlestick fire extinguisher and zipties.
 
2021-01-26 3:14:57 PM  

dkulprit: Spice Must Flow: It's like this guy is saying what everybody is thinking.

It was kristallnacht in the Reichstag by the brown shirts with the candlestick and zipties.

It's like this guy is saying what everybody is thinking.
It was kristallnacht in the Reichstag by the brown shirts with the candlestick fire extinguisher and zipties.


Thanks for the correction.
I mean, it is horrible that my hyperbole could be fact checked.
 
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