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2021-01-25 10:44:10 PM  
My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove
 
2021-01-25 10:44:55 PM  
85 year old local woman found at nursing home after 10 day bender.

Is she a Farker?
 
2021-01-25 10:46:50 PM  
why did they clone her?
 
2021-01-25 10:49:34 PM  
She was only pining for the fjords
 
2021-01-25 10:50:49 PM  

Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove


Get xove'r it
 
2021-01-25 10:52:49 PM  
I feel happy...
 
2021-01-25 10:55:05 PM  

pjbreeze: I feel happy...


You're not fooling anyone, you know.
 
2021-01-25 10:56:14 PM  
Did she vote while dead?
 
2021-01-25 10:57:02 PM  

Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove


I would assume Yo-Veigh

Wikipedia has parish spelled Xove in regional language spelled Jove in Spanish.

And Wiktionary has it derived from Latin iuvenem/juvenem
 
2021-01-25 10:59:20 PM  

Summoner101: 85 year old local woman found at nursing home after 10 day bender.

Is she a Farker?


Hmm..
We haven't seen gorgor around recently...
/
 
2021-01-25 10:59:46 PM  
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2021-01-25 11:04:38 PM  

12349876: Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove

I would assume Yo-Veigh

Wikipedia has parish spelled Xove in regional language spelled Jove in Spanish.

And Wiktionary has it derived from Latin iuvenem/juvenem


Something like "SHUH-vay" or "SHOW-veh" or some permutation like that.
 
2021-01-25 11:06:57 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove

I would assume Yo-Veigh

Wikipedia has parish spelled Xove in regional language spelled Jove in Spanish.

And Wiktionary has it derived from Latin iuvenem/juvenem

Something like "SHUH-vay" or "SHOW-veh" or some permutation like that.


Probably "SHOW-veh." Xeres is pronounced "SHER-ez", which is where the word "sherry" as in the fortified wine comes from, so Xove is probably close to that.
 
2021-01-25 11:18:08 PM  

Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove


It's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".
 
2021-01-25 11:20:18 PM  

Keeve: Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove

It's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".


It's pronounce Rarnaby Budge with 4 Ms and a silent Q.
 
2021-01-25 11:21:53 PM  
An exception to the rule according to hoyle.
 
2021-01-25 11:34:24 PM  
-"where's our mom?!"
-*looks around* "she...uh...died of COVID!"
*mom comes back*
-"it's a miracle!!"
 
2021-01-25 11:36:43 PM  

Bondith: Keeve: Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove

It's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".

It's pronounce Rarnaby Budge with 4 Ms and a silent Q.


I'm ashamed to say I had to google that one. Surprisingly (or not) it was on YouTube.

Damn! That's a deep cut. I'm impressed!
 
2021-01-25 11:36:45 PM  
Spanish, and no longer dead?

I'm guessing her name's not Franco.
 
2021-01-25 11:40:37 PM  
so...

no one expected the Spanish resurection !

 
2021-01-25 11:41:32 PM  
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2021-01-25 11:51:31 PM  
Someone turned her into a newt?
 
2021-01-25 11:53:01 PM  
Oh. I was hoping we'd find out that Tanya Roberts was alive again.
 
2021-01-26 12:02:35 AM  
Next time gadget!!
 
2021-01-26 12:04:41 AM  
This is proof that the COVID death numbers are inflated to make us wear masks! Pay attention, sheeple!!
 
2021-01-26 12:39:16 AM  

Keeve: Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove

It's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".


Every time I hear a pronunciation 'argument', my mind goes two places:

1) that
2) an ad for I don't remember what where there is a mail call and the guy called responds something to the effect "'Shibowski'.  Is pronounced 'Shibowski'."

/if anyone knows what the hell i'm talking about, please share.
 
2021-01-26 12:53:51 AM  
Maybe she's the witch.
 
2021-01-26 1:01:17 AM  
How about the family of the other roommate in the mixup who died ("when is gramgram getting back from the doctor Daddy?" - "Soon honey, she's doing well I hear")??
 
2021-01-26 1:42:48 AM  

SpottedOwl: Did she vote while dead?


Yes she did, but unfortunately only twice.
 
2021-01-26 3:58:25 AM  

rfenster: SpottedOwl: Did she vote while dead?

Yes she did, but unfortunately only twice.


and for Ron Paul

/RON PAUL!
 
2021-01-26 4:40:48 AM  
FTFA
A court has been informed to reverse the mistake.
They did my specify which mistake. This is a Spanish bureaucracy they could fix it by having the woman match her paperwork, if you know what I mean
 
2021-01-26 5:54:20 AM  
How much life insurance did she have?
 
2021-01-26 6:08:31 AM  

Murflette: My brain has no idea how to pronounce Xove


The o is silent.
 
2021-01-26 8:09:18 AM  
The X gets more voiced, more like an H, HOE-VAY
 
2021-01-26 10:05:57 AM  

rnatalie: The X gets more voiced, more like an H, HOE-VAY


I know some women I'd like to call Hoe-vay.
 
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