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(ABC7 New York)   Real man of genius forgets he installed a sprinkler system AND a security camera system in his restaurant before trying to set it on fire   (abc7ny.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Mandatory sentencing, Law enforcement agency, 54-year-old Asif Raja, Police, Crime, United States Department of Justice, ongoing investigation  
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3316 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2021 at 2:17 AM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-26 3:42:43 AM  
19 votes:
My son lives in Queens so I looked the dude up to see if it was a restaurant we had been to when we were down there for a visit back in the olden days of travel. Totally serious, this is the name of the place.


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2021-01-26 2:31:30 AM  
18 votes:

foo monkey: "We are extremely grateful that no one was injured during this incident and for the collaboration between all the law enforcement agencies involved in bringing this individual to justice," said Fire Commissioner Daniel A. Nigro in a statement.


/giggle


Yeah, Daniel is a silly name.
 
2021-01-25 10:04:47 PM  
11 votes:
"We are extremely grateful that no one was injured during this incident and for the collaboration between all the law enforcement agencies involved in bringing this individual to justice," said Fire Commissioner Daniel A. Nigro in a statement.


/giggle
 
2021-01-26 8:25:39 AM  
9 votes:
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"Henry, I need a favor..."
 
2021-01-26 4:17:47 AM  
7 votes:

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: foo monkey: "We are extremely grateful that no one was injured during this incident and for the collaboration between all the law enforcement agencies involved in bringing this individual to justice," said Fire Commissioner Daniel A. Nigro in a statement.


/giggle

Yeah, Daniel is a silly name.


Oh sure, that's the part they meant.  It obviously it was the last name - they think he's one of THOSE people!

/you know, Italians
 
2021-01-26 2:54:22 AM  
7 votes:

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Here's to you Mr. Fire Starter

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2021-01-26 2:48:53 AM  
5 votes:
Here's to you Mr. Fire Starter

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2021-01-26 5:50:19 AM  
4 votes:
He's a Bad Man.
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A Very Very Bad Man.
 
2021-01-26 7:44:27 AM  
3 votes:
Resident Muslim:
Until you mentioned it's a hookah lounge.
That thing is worse than cigarettes. If you've ever cleaned one out, especially the pipe connected to the mouthpiece you'll know what I'm talking about.
The whole inside of the thing gets covered in tar, I kid you not.
People who (knowingly) make money off making others sick disgust me.


Yeah, but the Tar stays in the hookah, instead of your lungs... duh! /s

/seriously "/s"
 
2021-01-26 5:25:09 AM  
2 votes:

T Baggins: Resident Muslim: ...
//this situation is funny/not funny
...

Yeah, I mean that's an extreme double fail, plus the name of the restaurant is "Ignited" (it's also a hookah lounge), but it's also heartbreaking how many established, independent, small businesses like this are going under. The owner is a criminal, but I still feel bad for him.


I felt bad for him.
Until you mentioned it's a hookah lounge.
That thing is worse than cigarettes. If you've ever cleaned one out, especially the pipe connected to the mouthpiece you'll know what I'm talking about.
The whole inside of the thing gets covered in tar, I kid you not.
People who (knowingly) make money off making others sick disgust me.
 
2021-01-26 3:53:57 AM  
1 vote:
Resident Muslim: ...
//this situation is funny/not funny
...

Yeah, I mean that's an extreme double fail, plus the name of the restaurant is "Ignited" (it's also a hookah lounge), but it's also heartbreaking how many established, independent, small businesses like this are going under. The owner is a criminal, but I still feel bad for him.
 
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