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2021-01-25 6:18:21 PM  
Well, guess I'm gonna have to stop playing that now.

How disheartening.
 
2021-01-25 7:43:30 PM  
Its been a few years since I shined up a pair of silenced silverballer pistols and whacked some baddies. Perhaps I'll pick that one up when it winds up in a Steam sale event.
 
2021-01-25 7:47:25 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Its been a few years since I shined up a pair of silenced silverballer pistols and whacked some baddies. Perhaps I'll pick that one up when it winds up in a Steam sale event.


The first one of the new series is really good. Haven't gotten to the second one yet. The third won't happen for decades at this pace
 
2021-01-25 8:01:53 PM  

somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Its been a few years since I shined up a pair of silenced silverballer pistols and whacked some baddies. Perhaps I'll pick that one up when it winds up in a Steam sale event.

The first one of the new series is really good. Haven't gotten to the second one yet. The third won't happen for decades at this pace


The...article is about hitman 3.

what are you on about?
 
2021-01-25 8:04:20 PM  
now i look like a dick

must be monday
 
2021-01-25 8:30:18 PM  
One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq
 
2021-01-25 8:36:21 PM  

Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq


Stupid baby hitting the add comment button.... it's not hard to imagine someone with enough time on their hands figuring out a super quick mission completion.  But just because it is possible does not mean that's how it is intended to be played.
 
2021-01-25 10:58:19 PM  
I was holding a toddler while typing all of that shiat, so please forgive my many mistakes
 
2021-01-25 11:05:23 PM  

somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Its been a few years since I shined up a pair of silenced silverballer pistols and whacked some baddies. Perhaps I'll pick that one up when it winds up in a Steam sale event.

The first one of the new series is really good. Haven't gotten to the second one yet. The third won't happen for decades at this pace


I enjoyed Hitman: Absolution back in the day. If they bundle the three newer games into a Steam sale offering I might just pull the trigger on that purchase. As for finding time to play, I'll probably play the latest one first since I finally bought a GPU that lights up all of the eyecandy at decent frame rates.
 
2021-01-26 1:03:56 AM  

fragMasterFlash: somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Its been a few years since I shined up a pair of silenced silverballer pistols and whacked some baddies. Perhaps I'll pick that one up when it winds up in a Steam sale event.

The first one of the new series is really good. Haven't gotten to the second one yet. The third won't happen for decades at this pace

I enjoyed Hitman: Absolution back in the day. If they bundle the three newer games into a Steam sale offering I might just pull the trigger on that purchase. As for finding time to play, I'll probably play the latest one first since I finally bought a GPU that lights up all of the eyecandy at decent frame rates.


Epic had the first of the new trilogy free a few months back.  Hopefully they put the trilogy in a combo pack at some point although with 3 different developers that becomes a bit more complicated than normal with a series.
 
2021-01-26 1:14:30 AM  
It's a solid ending to the trilogy.

But unless I have a different setting, I haven't been close to pulling this off. The first guy is never at the balcony long enough to come close to a shot.
 
2021-01-26 5:59:17 AM  

Hoban Washburne: Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq

Stupid baby hitting the add comment button.... it's not hard to imagine someone with enough time on their hands figuring out a super quick mission completion.  But just because it is possible does not mean that's how it is intended to be played.


You always had the option of killing literally everyone in the level. They never cared how you completed your task, only that you killed the targets
 
2021-01-26 8:27:46 AM  
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2021-01-26 10:28:07 AM  
My son is OCD level with video games.  He'll play straight through.
Then he'll play again not killing anyone.
Then he'll play new game+
Ad infinitum

He played Evil Within 2 I think 6 times in order to get 100% completion.

I on the other hand typically, by the end of a game, I am thrilled that I'm finally done with it, and then never think about it again. Except Red Dead Redemption one and two. Those I'm sad they are over!
 
2021-01-26 12:03:55 PM  
Funny, I just started playing Hitman for the first time in my life last night. Pretty fun so far
 
2021-01-26 12:20:41 PM  
Beat HM3, and just went back and started replaying them all over again. PS5 load times make it a lot less of a pain in the ass than playing on PS4.

It really is fun drowning mouthy assholes in toilets.
 
2021-01-26 12:35:58 PM  
A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?
 
2021-01-26 12:44:30 PM  

Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq


The environmental kills were always fun.  Sure I could sneak around and lure that rich boy into a secluded area and shove him off a balcony.  But I could also just use a silenced sniper rifle with explosive rounds and shoot out the glass bottomed hot tub he's in that's fifty feet up.

/The Mechanic Reborn is the best Hitman movie.
 
2021-01-26 12:45:59 PM  
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2021-01-26 12:46:23 PM  

fallingcow: A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?


When you say "very first one" do you mean the first one ever, made back in 2000, or the reboot that started in 2016? A lot has changed between the OG and reboot, but not much changes between them.
 
2021-01-26 12:46:44 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq

Stupid baby hitting the add comment button.... it's not hard to imagine someone with enough time on their hands figuring out a super quick mission completion.  But just because it is possible does not mean that's how it is intended to be played.


Speedrunners aren't really interested in playing games the way they're intended to be played.
 
2021-01-26 12:48:09 PM  

scottydoesntknow: fallingcow: A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?

When you say "very first one" do you mean the first one ever, made back in 2000, or the reboot that started in 2016? A lot has changed between the OG and reboot, but not much changes between them.


The former.
 
2021-01-26 12:59:14 PM  

fallingcow: scottydoesntknow: fallingcow: A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?

When you say "very first one" do you mean the first one ever, made back in 2000, or the reboot that started in 2016? A lot has changed between the OG and reboot, but not much changes between them.

The former.


Try out 2016 and see what you think. It's much, much different from the first iterations. More 'open world' with more options. It can be super easy, or a biatch to get through depending on what settings you want and how you want to play it. The multitude of ways to take out targets adds replay value.

One of my favorite times was in Hitman 2 there was a level with a mansion where you had to take out the owner of it. But during Christmas they had an event that decorated the entire mansion in Christmas decorations AND had Harry and Marv from Home Alone as targets. You could also take out Santa Clause, dress as him, and wreck some havoc.

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2021-01-26 1:50:34 PM  

Concrete Donkey: Hoban Washburne: Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq

Stupid baby hitting the add comment button.... it's not hard to imagine someone with enough time on their hands figuring out a super quick mission completion.  But just because it is possible does not mean that's how it is intended to be played.

You always had the option of killing literally everyone in the level. They never cared how you completed your task, only that you killed the targets


I still remember the one hotel level with the hidden achievement for killing exactly 47 people. Hard to imagine I used to have that much free time.
 
2021-01-26 1:53:44 PM  

Everything is Awful: Hoban Washburne: Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq

Stupid baby hitting the add comment button.... it's not hard to imagine someone with enough time on their hands figuring out a super quick mission completion.  But just because it is possible does not mean that's how it is intended to be played.

Speedrunners aren't really interested in playing games the way they're intended to be played.


Oh I realize that, and I have no problem with it.  I have played the same levels over and over with different approaches, which is a big part of the fun.  Just saying that the game's open structure is bound to allow such opportunities to those so inclined.
 
2021-01-26 2:56:17 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Everything is Awful: Hoban Washburne: Hoban Washburne: One of the truly great aspect of the game, going back to the original, was being able to beat each mission ing the most creative, or alternatively most aggressive manner possible. It's sq

Stupid baby hitting the add comment button.... it's not hard to imagine someone with enough time on their hands figuring out a super quick mission completion.  But just because it is possible does not mean that's how it is intended to be played.

Speedrunners aren't really interested in playing games the way they're intended to be played.

Oh I realize that, and I have no problem with it.  I have played the same levels over and over with different approaches, which is a big part of the fun.  Just saying that the game's open structure is bound to allow such opportunities to those so inclined.


Word
 
2021-01-26 2:59:05 PM  

fallingcow: scottydoesntknow: fallingcow: A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?

When you say "very first one" do you mean the first one ever, made back in 2000, or the reboot that started in 2016? A lot has changed between the OG and reboot, but not much changes between them.

The former.


Then you should definitely give the more recent ones a shot.  The original was definitely rough.  The second one was a big improvement, still clunky, but it was where the franchise actually started to take shape.  The third game sort-of remade a lot of the first game, redoing a lot of the original levels in a way that incorporated the second game's improvements, plus further improvements on top of that.  Blood Money, the fourth one, made more improvements still, and actually qualified as "great."  Absolution, sadly, kind of sucked, to the point that it killed the franchise for a while.

That brings us to the modern trilogy.  Starting with the reboot/sequel in 2016, IOI hit the ground running, bringing the best stuff from the older series up to modern standards and polish.  Blood Money had more mission variety, but the reboot has much bigger, more open levels, with a lot more opportunities for playing around.  The reboot sequels have been criticized as basically being mission packs, offering new maps/missions, and a continuation of the story (that, let's be honest, nobody cares about), but without much in the way of gameplay improvements.  By and large, though, audiences have been fine with that, "more missions and kills like these" is exactly what people wanted, and the ability to make your own missions and restrictions within those maps means there's a lot of replayability to be had, even once you've explored the map thoroughly.
 
2021-01-26 3:20:25 PM  

Last Man on Earth: fallingcow: scottydoesntknow: fallingcow: A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?

When you say "very first one" do you mean the first one ever, made back in 2000, or the reboot that started in 2016? A lot has changed between the OG and reboot, but not much changes between them.

The former.

Then you should definitely give the more recent ones a shot.  The original was definitely rough.  The second one was a big improvement, still clunky, but it was where the franchise actually started to take shape.  The third game sort-of remade a lot of the first game, redoing a lot of the original levels in a way that incorporated the second game's improvements, plus further improvements on top of that.  Blood Money, the fourth one, made more improvements still, and actually qualified as "great."  Absolution, sadly, kind of sucked, to the point that it killed the franchise for a while.

That brings us to the modern trilogy.  Starting with the reboot/sequel in 2016, IOI hit the ground running, bringing the best stuff from the older series up to modern standards and polish.  Blood Money had more mission variety, but the reboot has much bigger, more open levels, with a lot more opportunities for playing around.  The reboot sequels have been criticized as basically being mission packs, offering new maps/missions, and a continuation of the story (that, let's be honest, nobody cares about), but without much in the way of gameplay improvements.  By and large, though, audiences have been fine with that, "more missions and kills like these" is exactly what people wanted, and the ability to make your own missions and restrictions within those maps means there's a lot of replayability to be had, even once you've explored the map thoroughly.


Interesting. Maybe I'll try Blood Money, since I picked up all of those way back in some cheap-ass bundle, so it's already sitting in my steam library. Looks like the 2016 game is currently having a small sale on Steam, but is still $60(!?) for the full game, so... wish listed until it's more like $20, or at least until I'm done with Blood Money.
 
2021-01-26 7:14:22 PM  

fallingcow: Last Man on Earth: fallingcow: scottydoesntknow: fallingcow: A few years back I tried to get into the series with the very first one, and thought it sucked. Tried again a little while later, same result.

Should I just jump in at a later game? Which one?

When you say "very first one" do you mean the first one ever, made back in 2000, or the reboot that started in 2016? A lot has changed between the OG and reboot, but not much changes between them.

The former.

Then you should definitely give the more recent ones a shot.  The original was definitely rough.  The second one was a big improvement, still clunky, but it was where the franchise actually started to take shape.  The third game sort-of remade a lot of the first game, redoing a lot of the original levels in a way that incorporated the second game's improvements, plus further improvements on top of that.  Blood Money, the fourth one, made more improvements still, and actually qualified as "great."  Absolution, sadly, kind of sucked, to the point that it killed the franchise for a while.

That brings us to the modern trilogy.  Starting with the reboot/sequel in 2016, IOI hit the ground running, bringing the best stuff from the older series up to modern standards and polish.  Blood Money had more mission variety, but the reboot has much bigger, more open levels, with a lot more opportunities for playing around.  The reboot sequels have been criticized as basically being mission packs, offering new maps/missions, and a continuation of the story (that, let's be honest, nobody cares about), but without much in the way of gameplay improvements.  By and large, though, audiences have been fine with that, "more missions and kills like these" is exactly what people wanted, and the ability to make your own missions and restrictions within those maps means there's a lot of replayability to be had, even once you've explored the map thoroughly.

Interesting. Maybe I'll try Blood Money, since I picked up all of those way back in some cheap-ass bundle, so it's already sitting in my steam library. Looks like the 2016 game is currently having a small sale on Steam, but is still $60(!?) for the full game, so... wish listed until it's more like $20, or at least until I'm done with Blood Money.


The first game has some great moments but it is admittedly pretty clunky at times.  Blood Money is great on PC.  I can't get used to playing Hitman on a console and quit playing new PC games long ago, so I think Blood Money may have been the last one I went all in on.
 
2021-01-27 2:01:31 AM  
fallingcow:

Interesting. Maybe I'll try Blood Money, since I picked up all of those way ba ...

My favorite mission in Blood Money is the opera one.  Second actual mission that isn't tutorial I think.

The White House mission is nice too.
 
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