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2021-01-25 4:44:36 PM  
Everything I do is alone
 
2021-01-25 4:46:03 PM  
BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY
 
2021-01-25 4:47:20 PM  
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/bookmark
 
2021-01-25 4:53:46 PM  
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2021-01-25 4:56:58 PM  
Hey hey!
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2021-01-25 5:00:12 PM  

OilfieldDrunk: Everything I do is alone


Virgin like typing detected.
 
2021-01-25 5:05:42 PM  
https://thehill.com/hilltv/what-ameri​c​as-thinking/535742-poll-president-bide​ns-first-approval-of-his-term-at-63-pe​rcent

The Hill-HarrisX poll's first presidential job approval rating for Joe Biden comes in at 63 percent support among registered voters.
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Trump never had over 50%
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-25 5:06:48 PM  
Birb just closed all my tabs. Including the one with an almost-complete post. Because there's still an hour before gooshy food time, and she can't figure out the cordless phone to call Sarah to report us for cruelty.

So I'm gonna go have a nice long shower.
 
2021-01-25 5:07:34 PM  
Glad I work from home.
Travel not advised in my area.

https://hb.511ia.org/#winterDrivingHom​e?layers=incidents%2CwinterDriving%2Cw​eatherWarnings%2CtowingProhibitedRepor​ts%2CimagePlows%2ClocationPlows&timeFr​ame=TODAY
 
2021-01-25 5:16:11 PM  
Well, this weekend was interesting.  My eldest got her X-rays from when her dog tripped her.  I'm willing to be money that the orthopedic surgeon will want to put some hardware in there.

Oh, and my granddaughter asked me if I would design her "real" wedding set.  Her husband bought her a CZ and gold over sterling ring to use for the ceremony, with the promise of "When you talk to your grandma that made your rose necklace, ask if she can do an engagement ring and wedding band for you."

So now, I have to see what Swiss or Sky blue topaz I have in stock.
 
2021-01-25 5:16:48 PM  
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Yeah, I know Biden is Presidient (Ahhhhh... President Biden), but I still don't trust Mondays.  Hey Maddies.
 
2021-01-25 5:19:44 PM  

Kittypie070: BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY


Then be a cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat (Sing Along Songs)
Youtube _I1_5mSXinQ
 
2021-01-25 5:27:35 PM  
Kitty ponies!
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2021-01-25 5:28:40 PM  
And something for FishCake
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2021-01-25 5:29:39 PM  
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"maddowshow Riding the Senate subway to get set up for tonight's interview with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, his first national interview as majority leader! "
 
2021-01-25 5:30:13 PM  
Who wants to come shovel my sidewalk?
 
2021-01-25 5:30:34 PM  

freddyV: Who wants to come shovel my sidewalk?


Not it!
 
2021-01-25 5:30:44 PM  
Howdy all!
I helped people all weekend with wrenching on a car and moving a 400 lb water filter tank so I am feeling my age today all over. And we didn't even fix the car, ended up breaking a bolt off in the frame that he has to go get drilled out and that is one of the 4 sway bar mount bolts so kinda critical.

Got my chores done for the day though finally salted the damn ice patch out back
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2021-01-25 5:32:10 PM  
And the Impeachments shall last... FOREVER!
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2021-01-25 5:37:29 PM  

real_headhoncho: Kittypie070: BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY

Then be a cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
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When singing, "Everybody Wants to be a Cat," Shun Gon mentions fortune cookies. The film takes place in Paris, France in 1910. Fortune cookies were first baked in San Francisco in 1918, eight years after the events of the film. - Found on IMDB

/TIL
 
2021-01-25 5:41:08 PM  
A pickup just got stuck bout 100 feet down the street from my house.
He was driving like an ass when he went by.

Nope. Not gonna go help him since he was driving like an ass.

Gonna have fun watching.
 
2021-01-25 5:41:19 PM  
Okay....
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2021-01-25 5:42:19 PM  
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2021-01-25 5:43:47 PM  
https://www.twitter.com/yoda/status/1​3​53771765982490626
2020 Babies think everthing is hand sanitizer
[Short video]
 
2021-01-25 5:45:02 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: real_headhoncho: Kittypie070: BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY

Then be a cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
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When singing, "Everybody Wants to be a Cat," Shun Gon mentions fortune cookies. The film takes place in Paris, France in 1910. Fortune cookies were first baked in San Francisco in 1918, eight years after the events of the film. - Found on IMDB

/TIL


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2021-01-25 5:46:35 PM  
Forgo the racist stereotypes, "Hey! The Fortune Cookie wasn't invented yet!"

I need a drink...
 
2021-01-25 5:49:41 PM  
DID I MISS IT!?!?!? HAS IT HAPPENED?!?!?!
 
2021-01-25 5:51:01 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: real_headhoncho: Kittypie070: BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY

Then be a cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
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When singing, "Everybody Wants to be a Cat," Shun Gon mentions fortune cookies. The film takes place in Paris, France in 1910. Fortune cookies were first baked in San Francisco in 1918, eight years after the events of the film. - Found on IMDB

/TIL


Also not explained: why are French cats speaking English.
 
2021-01-25 5:52:50 PM  
 
2021-01-25 5:54:53 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Closed_Minded_Bastage: real_headhoncho: Kittypie070: BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY

Then be a cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
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When singing, "Everybody Wants to be a Cat," Shun Gon mentions fortune cookies. The film takes place in Paris, France in 1910. Fortune cookies were first baked in San Francisco in 1918, eight years after the events of the film. - Found on IMDB

/TIL

Also not explained: why are French cats speaking English.


Universal translator
 
2021-01-25 5:57:45 PM  
Update

The idiot in the pickup must have called someone, he's been sitting in his truck the last 10 minutes. He got out, walked round the truck and got  back in.

But he came probably within 2 feet of hitting a fire hydrant.
 
2021-01-25 5:58:27 PM  

freddyV: Update

The idiot in the pickup must have called someone, he's been sitting in his truck the last 10 minutes. He got out, walked round the truck and got  back in.

But he came probably within 2 feet of hitting a fire hydrant.


That would have been ungood.
 
2021-01-25 5:58:37 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 614x614]

"maddowshow Riding the Senate subway to get set up for tonight's interview with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, his first national interview as majority leader! "


McConnell's power grab has prevented the effective Democratic majority from taking over, with the composition of the previous Congress still in place, leaving Republicans in charge of committees key to both getting nominees and legislation through.


I wouldn't call that Majority, Chuck. Nut up or retire.
 
2021-01-25 5:59:57 PM  
Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status​/​1353752656637014021
 
2021-01-25 6:01:37 PM  

freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021


It's a club not a residece
 
2021-01-25 6:02:45 PM  

freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021


Part of his agreement with the county years ago was that it would never be used as a residence.
 
2021-01-25 6:03:40 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021

It's a club not a residece


yeah.
I just watched the vid.
But the city manager says he sees no evidence Trump or anyone is planning on living there full time.
What a stooge
 
2021-01-25 6:05:57 PM  

tudorgurl: DID I MISS IT!?!?!? HAS IT HAPPENED?!?!?!


YES YOU DID!!! YES IT HAS!!!

NOW SHUT IT NANCI!!!

<3
 
2021-01-25 6:06:31 PM  
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2021-01-25 6:11:42 PM  
And Q lets loose with a truth bomb!  No... not that Q
Star Trek: Lower Decks 1x08 Q Go Bother Picard Hes No Fun Always Quoting Shakespeare And Making Wine
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2021-01-25 6:13:26 PM  
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2021-01-25 6:14:40 PM  

freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021


The agreement actually says maximum of 21 days in a year and no more than 7 consecutive days in a row....so he should already be out on his ass after tomorrow
 
2021-01-25 6:19:36 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021

Part of his agreement with the county years ago was that it would never be used as a residence.


He can go live with his kids, like feeble old people sometimes do.
 
2021-01-25 6:20:49 PM  
update 2

Some other truck came over to pull the a-hole out.

Attached a chain, gunned it and took off.

Broke the chain.

The blind leading the blind.

This is entertainment.
 
2021-01-25 6:21:42 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 614x614]

"maddowshow Riding the Senate subway to get set up for tonight's interview with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, his first national interview as majority leader! "


Q1) Why are the committee chairs all Republican?

Q2) Why is the Filibuster being used to prevent you from doing that?

Q2) So, really, you're not actually a Majority leader, are you?
 
2021-01-25 6:23:46 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021

It's a club not a residece


Until that POS DeSantis issues a royal decree.
 
2021-01-25 6:24:00 PM  

Tracianne: freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021

The agreement actually says maximum of 21 days in a year and no more than 7 consecutive days in a row....so he should already be out on his ass after tomorrow


We barely got him out of the White House. Good luck to the local officials getting his bloated ass out of there.
 
2021-01-25 6:25:40 PM  
 
2021-01-25 6:26:11 PM  

BDR459: Tracianne: freddyV: Can this be true?

Trump has 3 weeks to move our of Mar-a-lago?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/​1353752656637014021

The agreement actually says maximum of 21 days in a year and no more than 7 consecutive days in a row....so he should already be out on his ass after tomorrow

We barely got him out of the White House. Good luck to the local officials getting his bloated ass out of there.


Local board could suspend the liquor license if it's no longer a club.
 
2021-01-25 6:30:53 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Closed_Minded_Bastage: real_headhoncho: Kittypie070: BUT I DON'T EVEN WANNA HUMAN TODAY

Then be a cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
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When singing, "Everybody Wants to be a Cat," Shun Gon mentions fortune cookies. The film takes place in Paris, France in 1910. Fortune cookies were first baked in San Francisco in 1918, eight years after the events of the film. - Found on IMDB

/TIL

Also not explained: why are French cats speaking English.


What other language would they chat in?
 
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