Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   Old and Busted: Coffee And Comedians. New hotness: Coffee and Coke   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Cool, The Coca-Cola Company, Cola, Coca-Cola, Brazilian coffee, 12-ounce cup of coffee, can of Coke, Caffeine, Last year  
•       •       •

918 clicks; posted to Business » and Food » on 25 Jan 2021 at 7:56 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



18 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-01-25 7:57:28 PM  
Timeless: Comedians and coke
 
2021-01-25 8:03:49 PM  
New hotness? I'm sure they've had coffee and coke in Colombia this whole time.
 
2021-01-25 8:35:52 PM  
Is it 2006 again already?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-25 8:38:31 PM  
Not the coke I was hoping for.
 
2021-01-25 8:38:38 PM  
Yeah, about a paragraph in is the buzz kill that it is the beverage maker
 
2021-01-25 8:45:43 PM  
To be fair, Tim Allen is marginally less funny than Jerry Seinfeld.

Although both suck, Tim's shows have been on TV much longer.

Neither cannot hope to meet the low bar set by the king of unfunny comedians - Howie Mandel.
 
2021-01-25 8:51:18 PM  
New Hotness: throwing comedians from helicopters onto impov troupes staked to ant hills and covered in honey.
 
2021-01-25 9:04:31 PM  

skyotter: Is it 2006 again already?
[Fark user image 179x554]


admittedly I loved coke blak.  when it was discontinued and marked down at the local cvs to like 40 cents a bottle, i bought them all.  it was a great whiskey mixer! (hope you don't need to sleep any time soon though)
 
2021-01-25 10:29:09 PM  
Just had Coca-Cola Energy Zero Sugar.  Indistinctly hideous, with a vaguely reminiscent flavor that I can't place.  Would not buy again.
 
2021-01-25 10:45:23 PM  

skyotter: Is it 2006 again already?
[Fark user image image 179x554]


I think it's 1996:

i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2021-01-25 10:49:39 PM  

skyotter: Is it 2006 again already?
[Fark user image 179x554]


I thought it might be good when it came out, so I tried it. Cold cola and cold coffee are a bad mix to my pallate.  Cold cola (or Barq's) and warm-to-hot coffee, on the other hand...
 
2021-01-26 8:58:15 AM  
cdn.ipetitions.comView Full Size


That's been his entire schtick.  Hold the coffee
 
2021-01-26 8:59:24 AM  

skyotter: Is it 2006 again already?
[Fark user image 179x554]


Blak used some kind of artificial sweetener with a shiate aftertaste for half the sweetener. I'm hoping this new version sticks to full sugar. It's farking soda, I'm not drinking that shiat to be healthy.

/stop farking up Mountain Dew flavors with that shiat too while you're at it.
 
2021-01-26 2:10:31 PM  
scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-01-26 7:46:28 PM  
This sounds terrible.
 
2021-01-26 8:19:00 PM  
skyotter:

1996 as well
 
2021-01-26 8:20:23 PM  
Dexidrine and Adderall along with some scopolamine please
 
2021-01-26 11:34:48 PM  

CrazedAndBemused: Just had Coca-Cola Energy Zero Sugar.  Indistinctly hideous, with a vaguely reminiscent flavor that I can't place.  Would not buy again.


It tastes like one of those cheap red-disk "cherry" lollipops.
 
Displayed 18 of 18 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.