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2021-01-25 3:46:29 PM  
28 votes:
I knew Subaru was popular, but I didn't know they were that popular.
 
2021-01-25 5:21:29 PM  
17 votes:

cew-smoke: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Easily. It means they want to have romantic relationships with people of the same gender, but don't want the relationship to be sexual.


So basically, gay marriage.
 
2021-01-25 3:44:14 PM  
14 votes:
I was one of them, but I beat Herpes!
 
2021-01-25 4:26:32 PM  
11 votes:
I remember when the conservatives in my hometown stated as a fact 1 in 4 high schoolers had HIV
 
2021-01-25 3:57:38 PM  
10 votes:
Maybe in Colorado or Vermont, but in most of the US Subaru just isn't THAT popular.
 
2021-01-25 3:43:30 PM  
10 votes:
Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?
 
2021-01-25 5:49:08 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-01-25 5:33:30 PM  
7 votes:
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super spreaders
 
2021-01-25 5:31:49 PM  
7 votes:

Kalyco Jack: enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.

I seem to remember reading that more than half of sexually active Americans have HPV. I could be wrong.

Maybe the operative phrase is 'sexually active.'

Farkers're safe then.


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2021-01-25 5:26:55 PM  
6 votes:

Grumpy Cat: With all the sex I had, not always with a condom, I'm amazed that I don't have any STIs/STDs. I guess I screwed the right people.


Virgins?
 
2021-01-25 4:19:48 PM  
6 votes:
Thank God.  Now I can really claim catching it from a toilet seat.
 
2021-01-25 6:14:35 PM  
5 votes:
You know... I was wondering how I feel about this.  And after some thinking, I guess after the burning, itching and discharge... I feel fine about it.
 
2021-01-25 5:09:22 PM  
5 votes:

enry: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.

But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.

Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

/Even knowing what we know now I'd still have her get it


I don't think you understand one of those words
 
2021-01-25 5:08:08 PM  
5 votes:
This is the only reason why I'm not your step-dad.
 
2021-01-25 5:07:19 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-01-25 3:59:06 PM  
5 votes:
Only 1 in 5?  Fark I am disappoint.
 
2021-01-25 5:14:52 PM  
4 votes:
It's down to 1 in 5, abstinence only education is working!
 
2021-01-25 5:12:50 PM  
4 votes:
wait a second...
 
2021-01-25 5:11:43 PM  
4 votes:

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


I guess she's only not interested with having sex with herself?
 
2021-01-25 5:09:12 PM  
4 votes:

enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.


I seem to remember reading that more than half of sexually active Americans have HPV. I could be wrong.

Maybe the operative phrase is 'sexually active.'

Farkers're safe then.
 
2021-01-25 5:08:49 PM  
4 votes:
Glad the CDC has the free time to be looking into this.

/ nothing else for them to be concerned about
 
2021-01-25 10:47:41 PM  
3 votes:
men should get hpv vaccines, too

because 6 out of 9 people love to eat pussy
 
2021-01-25 8:36:20 PM  
3 votes:

Jack Sabbath: I was one of them, but I beat Herpes!


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2021-01-25 6:10:25 PM  
3 votes:
Damnit people!!  Can't we at least make it to 50/50?
 
2021-01-25 5:46:21 PM  
3 votes:

enry: cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means

She prefers to associate with women for dating purposes but has no interest in sex.  That's what these kids do these days.


Or they just tell their parents that to keep them from butting into their sex lives.
 
2021-01-25 5:12:33 PM  
3 votes:
I had an STI before it was cool.
 
2021-01-25 5:12:02 PM  
3 votes:
FAKE NEWS.  Subaru only sells about 21,000 STIs in the US, which is way less than even 1%.
 
2021-01-25 5:10:32 PM  
3 votes:

enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.


How TF does that work?
 
2021-01-25 5:08:26 PM  
3 votes:
That's a lot of Volkswagen Golfs.
 
2021-01-25 5:07:57 PM  
3 votes:
Well what did you expect everyone to do stuck at home?
 
2021-01-25 4:52:19 PM  
3 votes:

Glitchwerks: I knew Subaru was popular, but I didn't know they were that popular.


it's not a choice- they're built that way.
 
2021-01-25 5:37:10 PM  
2 votes:
"I got the Clap.........in Kalamazoo"

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2021-01-25 5:31:09 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder which one of Palmela's daughters has something.
 
2021-01-25 5:28:13 PM  
2 votes:
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Oh baby, I like it raw.
 
2021-01-25 5:24:30 PM  
2 votes:
Farker risk of catching one raised to 0.0
 
2021-01-25 5:16:19 PM  
2 votes:
I wouldn't own one of those paint chip crash buggies.  Aren't STI owners like 13x more likely to have a DUI?
 
2021-01-25 5:13:59 PM  
2 votes:

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


Except that's not what asexual means
 
2021-01-25 5:12:01 PM  
2 votes:
the only one in five action I'm getting is these fingers around my inactive little medius
 
2021-01-25 5:09:24 PM  
2 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?


Or just recommend that if you're going to have sex with people you don't know, use a damn condom.
 
2021-01-25 3:49:20 PM  
2 votes:

enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.


But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.
 
2021-01-25 11:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [YouTube video: Avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan]


THATS GOOD ADVICE!
 
2021-01-25 10:48:23 PM  
1 vote:
hey, zoomers: the clap claps back
 
2021-01-25 9:57:06 PM  
1 vote:
Search for Terrestrial Intelligence? I think it's a waste of time.
 
2021-01-25 8:45:53 PM  
1 vote:
Almost everyone has herpes type 1, it's just usually asymptomatic. If you have ever had a cold sore and performed oral sex, your partner has herpes.

You probably got it from your parents kissing you on or near the mouth as a baby. Congratulations, you got herpes from your parents.
 
2021-01-25 6:51:28 PM  
1 vote:

desertfool: cew-smoke: I think some people are confusing attraction with sex. You can be attracted to someone without wanting to have a full on sexual relationship with them. You peeps need to keep up with the times. You're falling behind.

Every time I think I have it figured out, they change what "it" is. We have expanded definitions to placate .0001% of the population. Not that they don't exist. But it is getting ridiculous. People reading BS on the internet and going "That's Me!". Fark already. You may actually like it.


Old man yells at cloud.
 
2021-01-25 6:43:27 PM  
1 vote:

cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means


And "gay" doesn't mean attracted to the same sex; everyone knows that "gay" means "joyful".
 
2021-01-25 6:22:43 PM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?

Or just recommend that if you're going to have sex with people you don't know, use a damn condom.


What about Aunts? Cousins? Babysitters?

Ain't ridin bareback with nobody!
 
2021-01-25 6:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
It's just the flu.
 
2021-01-25 6:01:43 PM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: enry: cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means

She prefers to associate with women for dating purposes but has no interest in sex.  That's what these kids do these days.

Or they just tell their parents that to keep them from butting into their sex lives.


Pfft.  She's such a homebody I'm considering making her an honorary Gen X.
 
2021-01-25 6:00:45 PM  
1 vote:

State_College_Arsonist: gameshowhost: State_College_Arsonist: hookup culture

Of the 1920s? 1960s? 1970s? 1980s? Which one?

The internet age has made finding a partner much easier.  Before dating sites and phone applications, interaction was much more limited to the immediate geographical area and the usual social hangouts.


Easier as in a better match, not necessarily so WRT the rate of partnering up for the nite or whatever.  Hoein' was still easy AF in all those other decades - it's more of a pickier process now.

The rate of one-nighter partnering has been on the decline for a while FWICR. People expect better matches and don't settle for the kind of dumpy lovin that past generations did.

/80s and 90s hoein was pretty fun, i must add
//i barely had a hold on the whole penis thing once the 70s ended
///let me rephrase...
 
2021-01-25 5:59:08 PM  
1 vote:
Not a really useful data point if 80% of those cases are the residents of The Villages.
 
2021-01-25 5:41:11 PM  
1 vote:

cew-smoke: I think some people are confusing attraction with sex. You can be attracted to someone without wanting to have a full on sexual relationship with them. You peeps need to keep up with the times. You're falling behind.


Every time I think I have it figured out, they change what "it" is. We have expanded definitions to placate .0001% of the population. Not that they don't exist. But it is getting ridiculous. People reading BS on the internet and going "That's Me!". Fark already. You may actually like it.
 
2021-01-25 5:40:38 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, who knew I'd threadjack like that?  Sorry.
 
2021-01-25 5:29:43 PM  
1 vote:

cravak: I May Be Crazy But...: cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont

You posted that image before reading what it says, didn't you?  And now you have to find an excuse why it means the opposite of what it says.

I read it and understood it perfectly.  I think logic failed you


Holy projection, Batman!
 
2021-01-25 5:27:51 PM  
1 vote:

gunsmack: Glad the CDC has the free time to be looking into this.

/ nothing else for them to be concerned about


*facepalm*
The CDC is made up of numerous Centers focusing on everything from Covid and other respiratory infectious diseases to STIs to birth defects to chronic diseases to environmental health.
 
2021-01-25 5:26:33 PM  
1 vote:
Where do these doofuses get these numbers from?
1 in 5?
OK, how many of you Farkers have an std, or know someone?
I call shenanigans.
 
2021-01-25 5:23:21 PM  
1 vote:

Glitchwerks: I knew Subaru was popular, but I didn't know they were that popular.


Now you know why love makes a Subaru a Subaru.
 
2021-01-25 5:21:34 PM  
1 vote:
Avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan
Youtube 7U8pNjwn7jU
 
2021-01-25 5:19:20 PM  
1 vote:

cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont


You posted that image before reading what it says, didn't you?  And now you have to find an excuse why it means the opposite of what it says.
 
2021-01-25 5:17:25 PM  
1 vote:

cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]


If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont
 
2021-01-25 5:16:15 PM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.
 
2021-01-25 5:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
I commend Petter Solberg for the popularity of the STi.
 
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