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2021-01-25 3:49:20 PM  
26 votes:

enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.


But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.
 
2021-01-25 5:13:10 PM  
22 votes:

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.
 
2021-01-25 3:46:39 PM  
22 votes:
If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.
 
2021-01-25 3:51:06 PM  
17 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.

But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.


Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

/Even knowing what we know now I'd still have her get it
 
2021-01-25 3:46:29 PM  
15 votes:
I knew Subaru was popular, but I didn't know they were that popular.
 
2021-01-25 5:16:54 PM  
13 votes:
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2021-01-25 5:17:08 PM  
8 votes:

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


Easily. It means they want to have romantic relationships with people of the same gender, but don't want the relationship to be sexual.
 
2021-01-25 5:19:20 PM  
7 votes:

cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont


You posted that image before reading what it says, didn't you?  And now you have to find an excuse why it means the opposite of what it says.
 
2021-01-25 5:18:11 PM  
7 votes:

gameshowhost: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.


Not true. You can want a romantic relationship with people of the same gender without wanting to fark them.
 
2021-01-25 5:09:48 PM  
7 votes:
With all the sex I had, not always with a condom, I'm amazed that I don't have any STIs/STDs. I guess I screwed the right people.
 
2021-01-25 5:28:35 PM  
6 votes:

cravak: I May Be Crazy But...: cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont

You posted that image before reading what it says, didn't you?  And now you have to find an excuse why it means the opposite of what it says.

I read it and understood it perfectly.  I think logic failed you


That literally says that "asexual" includes people who are interested in romantic relationships and you think it supports including lack of romantic interest in the term.  Yes, I think it's safe to say that I don't understand whatever flight of imagination you're calling logic.
 
2021-01-25 5:27:51 PM  
6 votes:

gunsmack: Glad the CDC has the free time to be looking into this.

/ nothing else for them to be concerned about


*facepalm*
The CDC is made up of numerous Centers focusing on everything from Covid and other respiratory infectious diseases to STIs to birth defects to chronic diseases to environmental health.
 
2021-01-25 7:04:04 PM  
5 votes:

cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means


Yez it is jackals. You don't get to tell other people what they are. Asexual, lack of sexual interest, does not imply a lack of desire.for emotional romantic connection.
 
2021-01-25 5:33:30 PM  
5 votes:
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super spreaders
 
2021-01-25 5:19:22 PM  
5 votes:
I think some people are confusing attraction with sex. You can be attracted to someone without wanting to have a full on sexual relationship with them. You peeps need to keep up with the times. You're falling behind.
 
2021-01-25 7:06:52 PM  
4 votes:

cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means


Asexuality is a spectrum.  One can be romantically attracted without having any interest in the physical parts.  Or one can only feel sexually attracted to people after there is an emotional bond.
 
2021-01-25 5:27:48 PM  
4 votes:

cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means


It is exactly what asexual means. It means "not having sexual desire".
 
2021-01-25 5:13:59 PM  
4 votes:

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


Except that's not what asexual means
 
2021-01-25 5:10:32 PM  
4 votes:

enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.


How TF does that work?
 
2021-01-25 5:09:24 PM  
4 votes:

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?


Or just recommend that if you're going to have sex with people you don't know, use a damn condom.
 
2021-01-25 6:51:28 PM  
3 votes:

desertfool: cew-smoke: I think some people are confusing attraction with sex. You can be attracted to someone without wanting to have a full on sexual relationship with them. You peeps need to keep up with the times. You're falling behind.

Every time I think I have it figured out, they change what "it" is. We have expanded definitions to placate .0001% of the population. Not that they don't exist. But it is getting ridiculous. People reading BS on the internet and going "That's Me!". Fark already. You may actually like it.


Old man yells at cloud.
 
2021-01-25 6:31:09 PM  
3 votes:
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Youtube ZmbxinvLONE
 
2021-01-25 5:22:49 PM  
3 votes:

State_College_Arsonist: hookup culture


Of the 1920s? 1960s? 1970s? 1980s? Which one?
 
2021-01-25 3:59:06 PM  
3 votes:
Only 1 in 5?  Fark I am disappoint.
 
2021-01-25 8:46:19 PM  
2 votes:

Mister Peejay: dbaggins: Mister Peejay: dbaggins: stoli n coke: dbaggins: Something tells me that an STI survey from 2018 might be wildly inaccurate after 2020.

Not by much. STI's have been gradually increasing since the late 90s-early 2000s. Once HIV and AIDS were no longer a death sentence, people got a lot less stringent about condom use.

If people have been out hooking up and farking around during lockdowns enough to actually push the STI rate higher then a half million dead from COVID seems like a lucky break.

I am told that gonnorrhea and chlamydia rates have skyrocketed in the past year.

Interesting, isn't it?

WTF ?   How are these things happening?

People... like boning?  And there isn't much else to do when everything is closed?



So people are hooking up outside their bubbles?    during a freaking pandemic?   This is stupid.
 
2021-01-25 5:41:11 PM  
2 votes:

cew-smoke: I think some people are confusing attraction with sex. You can be attracted to someone without wanting to have a full on sexual relationship with them. You peeps need to keep up with the times. You're falling behind.


Every time I think I have it figured out, they change what "it" is. We have expanded definitions to placate .0001% of the population. Not that they don't exist. But it is getting ridiculous. People reading BS on the internet and going "That's Me!". Fark already. You may actually like it.
 
2021-01-25 5:38:28 PM  
2 votes:

cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means


She prefers to associate with women for dating purposes but has no interest in sex.  That's what these kids do these days.
 
2021-01-25 5:21:36 PM  
2 votes:

cew-smoke: gameshowhost: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.

Not true. You can want a romantic relationship with people of the same gender without wanting to fark them.


Asexual wouldn't be a sexual identity, by definition, like Gay/Straight/Bi if that were the case.

Just because you want romantic attraction with [someone who is of some sexual identity] but w/o wanting to fark them doesn't necessarily make you Ace.
 
2021-01-25 5:21:29 PM  
2 votes:

cew-smoke: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Easily. It means they want to have romantic relationships with people of the same gender, but don't want the relationship to be sexual.


So basically, gay marriage.
 
2021-01-25 5:14:40 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA:

Study numbers are from 2018.

Highest estimated incidences:
HPV: 13M
Chlamydia: 4M
Trichomoniasis: 6.9M
Gonorrhea: 1.6M
(HIV: 32K)

Highest estimated prevalences:
HPV: 43M
Herpes: 19M
Chlamydia: 2.4M
Trichomoniasis: 2.6M
Gonorrhea: 200K
(HIV: 984K)
 
2021-01-25 5:12:02 PM  
2 votes:
FAKE NEWS.  Subaru only sells about 21,000 STIs in the US, which is way less than even 1%.
 
2021-01-25 5:09:22 PM  
2 votes:

enry: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.

But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.

Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

/Even knowing what we know now I'd still have her get it


I don't think you understand one of those words
 
2021-01-25 5:07:57 PM  
2 votes:
Well what did you expect everyone to do stuck at home?
 
2021-01-25 4:26:32 PM  
2 votes:
I remember when the conservatives in my hometown stated as a fact 1 in 4 high schoolers had HIV
 
2021-01-26 7:06:27 AM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


I have seen people describe themselves as asexual, yet have an active interest in masturbation.  Just no sex with anyone/anything else

So may the gay part just describes the porn channels they browse

/I admit masturbatory asexuals does seem like an odd self-description.
//maybe because saying 'autosexual' led people to think cars were involved
 
2021-01-26 12:40:10 AM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


She dates women but doesn't sleep with them?
Sounds like lesbian dead sex bed from day one and not years later.
 
2021-01-25 10:47:41 PM  
1 vote:
men should get hpv vaccines, too

because 6 out of 9 people love to eat pussy
 
2021-01-25 9:35:36 PM  
1 vote:
Practice Safe Sex... masturbate (and wear a mask and wash your hands before and after).
 
2021-01-25 8:40:28 PM  
1 vote:

dbaggins: Mister Peejay: dbaggins: stoli n coke: dbaggins: Something tells me that an STI survey from 2018 might be wildly inaccurate after 2020.

Not by much. STI's have been gradually increasing since the late 90s-early 2000s. Once HIV and AIDS were no longer a death sentence, people got a lot less stringent about condom use.

If people have been out hooking up and farking around during lockdowns enough to actually push the STI rate higher then a half million dead from COVID seems like a lucky break.

I am told that gonnorrhea and chlamydia rates have skyrocketed in the past year.

Interesting, isn't it?

WTF ?   How are these things happening?


People... like boning?  And there isn't much else to do when everything is closed?
 
2021-01-25 8:38:39 PM  
1 vote:

Grumpy Cat: With all the sex I had, not always with a condom, I'm amazed that I don't have any STIs/STDs. I guess I screwed the right people.


You have the herp. You just don't know it.
 
2021-01-25 6:43:27 PM  
1 vote:

cravak: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Except that's not what asexual means


And "gay" doesn't mean attracted to the same sex; everyone knows that "gay" means "joyful".
 
2021-01-25 6:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
I had a STI but decided I didn't need two bright blue cars so I sold it and bought a truck.  Still have the wagon.

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2021-01-25 5:59:08 PM  
1 vote:
Not a really useful data point if 80% of those cases are the residents of The Villages.
 
2021-01-25 5:52:31 PM  
1 vote:

dbaggins: Something tells me that an STI survey from 2018 might be wildly inaccurate after 2020.


Not by much. STI's have been gradually increasing since the late 90s-early 2000s. Once HIV and AIDS were no longer a death sentence, people got a lot less stringent about condom use.
 
2021-01-25 5:48:52 PM  
1 vote:
Something tells me that an STI survey from 2018 might be wildly inaccurate after 2020.
 
2021-01-25 5:40:38 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, who knew I'd threadjack like that?  Sorry.
 
2021-01-25 5:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
"I got the Clap.........in Kalamazoo"

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2021-01-25 5:28:45 PM  
1 vote:

cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont


And it doesn't doesn't mean "none do".
 
2021-01-25 5:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
Farker risk of catching one raised to 0.0
 
2021-01-25 5:21:34 PM  
1 vote:
Avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan
Youtube 7U8pNjwn7jU
 
2021-01-25 5:16:15 PM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.
 
2021-01-25 5:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
Seems low.  I thought most people had some form of the herp.
 
2021-01-25 5:08:08 PM  
1 vote:
This is the only reason why I'm not your step-dad.
 
2021-01-25 5:07:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-25 4:03:15 PM  
1 vote:
Well I've been told errybody has the herp. If you've had sexytime, that is.
 
2021-01-25 3:57:38 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe in Colorado or Vermont, but in most of the US Subaru just isn't THAT popular.
 
2021-01-25 3:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?
 
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