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2021-01-25 3:38:28 PM  
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2021-01-25 3:43:30 PM  
Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?
 
2021-01-25 3:44:14 PM  
I was one of them, but I beat Herpes!
 
2021-01-25 3:46:29 PM  
I knew Subaru was popular, but I didn't know they were that popular.
 
2021-01-25 3:46:39 PM  
If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.
 
2021-01-25 3:49:20 PM  

enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.


But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.
 
2021-01-25 3:51:06 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.

But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.


Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

/Even knowing what we know now I'd still have her get it
 
2021-01-25 3:57:38 PM  
Maybe in Colorado or Vermont, but in most of the US Subaru just isn't THAT popular.
 
2021-01-25 3:59:06 PM  
Only 1 in 5?  Fark I am disappoint.
 
2021-01-25 4:03:15 PM  
Well I've been told errybody has the herp. If you've had sexytime, that is.
 
2021-01-25 4:19:48 PM  
Thank God.  Now I can really claim catching it from a toilet seat.
 
2021-01-25 4:26:32 PM  
I remember when the conservatives in my hometown stated as a fact 1 in 4 high schoolers had HIV
 
2021-01-25 4:52:19 PM  

Glitchwerks: I knew Subaru was popular, but I didn't know they were that popular.


it's not a choice- they're built that way.
 
2021-01-25 5:06:47 PM  
No subby!

That's how we got into this mess in the first place.
 
2021-01-25 5:07:19 PM  
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2021-01-25 5:07:57 PM  
Well what did you expect everyone to do stuck at home?
 
2021-01-25 5:08:08 PM  
This is the only reason why I'm not your step-dad.
 
2021-01-25 5:08:26 PM  
That's a lot of Volkswagen Golfs.
 
2021-01-25 5:08:49 PM  
Glad the CDC has the free time to be looking into this.

/ nothing else for them to be concerned about
 
2021-01-25 5:09:12 PM  

enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.


I seem to remember reading that more than half of sexually active Americans have HPV. I could be wrong.

Maybe the operative phrase is 'sexually active.'

Farkers're safe then.
 
2021-01-25 5:09:22 PM  

enry: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: enry: If HPV is incuded then there then it's probably right.

But let's not save girls from cervical cancer as the risk is they'll become sluts.

Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

/Even knowing what we know now I'd still have her get it


I don't think you understand one of those words
 
2021-01-25 5:09:24 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Well then, we need to double down on Puritanical policies of shame, right Repuglicans?


Or just recommend that if you're going to have sex with people you don't know, use a damn condom.
 
2021-01-25 5:09:48 PM  
With all the sex I had, not always with a condom, I'm amazed that I don't have any STIs/STDs. I guess I screwed the right people.
 
2021-01-25 5:10:24 PM  
Seems low.  I thought most people had some form of the herp.
 
2021-01-25 5:10:32 PM  

enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.


How TF does that work?
 
2021-01-25 5:11:43 PM  

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


I guess she's only not interested with having sex with herself?
 
2021-01-25 5:12:01 PM  
the only one in five action I'm getting is these fingers around my inactive little medius
 
2021-01-25 5:12:02 PM  
FAKE NEWS.  Subaru only sells about 21,000 STIs in the US, which is way less than even 1%.
 
2021-01-25 5:12:03 PM  
farkers.
 
2021-01-25 5:12:33 PM  
I had an STI before it was cool.
 
2021-01-25 5:12:50 PM  
wait a second...
 
2021-01-25 5:13:10 PM  

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.
 
2021-01-25 5:13:59 PM  

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


Except that's not what asexual means
 
2021-01-25 5:14:40 PM  
FTFA:

Study numbers are from 2018.

Highest estimated incidences:
HPV: 13M
Chlamydia: 4M
Trichomoniasis: 6.9M
Gonorrhea: 1.6M
(HIV: 32K)

Highest estimated prevalences:
HPV: 43M
Herpes: 19M
Chlamydia: 2.4M
Trichomoniasis: 2.6M
Gonorrhea: 200K
(HIV: 984K)
 
2021-01-25 5:14:52 PM  
It's down to 1 in 5, abstinence only education is working!
 
2021-01-25 5:15:44 PM  
I commend Petter Solberg for the popularity of the STi.
 
2021-01-25 5:16:15 PM  

meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.


Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.
 
2021-01-25 5:16:19 PM  
I wouldn't own one of those paint chip crash buggies.  Aren't STI owners like 13x more likely to have a DUI?
 
2021-01-25 5:16:54 PM  
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2021-01-25 5:17:08 PM  

stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?


Easily. It means they want to have romantic relationships with people of the same gender, but don't want the relationship to be sexual.
 
2021-01-25 5:17:25 PM  

cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]


If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont
 
2021-01-25 5:18:11 PM  

gameshowhost: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.


Not true. You can want a romantic relationship with people of the same gender without wanting to fark them.
 
2021-01-25 5:19:06 PM  
Fairly predictable results given the hookup culture.  I know plenty of people (most of whom are smart enough to know better) who forgo the use of protection altogether.  The advent of treatments for HIV and hepatitis have really damped the campaign for safer sex.

Also, the US seems to be diverging into two groups, one which has little to no sexual activity and the other which has lots of activity and many different partners.  The middle appears to be evaporating.  That will definitely screw with the results.
 
2021-01-25 5:19:20 PM  

cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont


You posted that image before reading what it says, didn't you?  And now you have to find an excuse why it means the opposite of what it says.
 
2021-01-25 5:19:22 PM  
I think some people are confusing attraction with sex. You can be attracted to someone without wanting to have a full on sexual relationship with them. You peeps need to keep up with the times. You're falling behind.
 
2021-01-25 5:20:19 PM  
The definition itself says most don't-

Some nutcases in the u.s thought trump was a good president- sure there are people out there with that belief.  It just means they're wrong.  I can call something anything I want that doesn't mean that's it's name
 
2021-01-25 5:21:24 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: cravak: cravak: [Fark user image image 422x750]

If you have to use the words many and could.    It means most dont

You posted that image before reading what it says, didn't you?  And now you have to find an excuse why it means the opposite of what it says.


I read it and understood it perfectly.  I think logic failed you
 
2021-01-25 5:21:29 PM  

cew-smoke: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Easily. It means they want to have romantic relationships with people of the same gender, but don't want the relationship to be sexual.


So basically, gay marriage.
 
2021-01-25 5:21:34 PM  
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2021-01-25 5:21:36 PM  

cew-smoke: gameshowhost: meanmutton: stoli n coke: enry: Before our daughter came out as a gay asexual we got her the shot without thinking twice about it.

How TF does that work?

Romantically interested in other women; not sexually interested in anyone. Seems pretty obvious.

Gay and Ace are mutually exclusive though.

Not true. You can want a romantic relationship with people of the same gender without wanting to fark them.


Asexual wouldn't be a sexual identity, by definition, like Gay/Straight/Bi if that were the case.

Just because you want romantic attraction with [someone who is of some sexual identity] but w/o wanting to fark them doesn't necessarily make you Ace.
 
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