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(Malawi 24)   Talk about burying the lede; "death by extreme orgasm" should've been the headline of this article   (malawi24.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Sexual intercourse, Death, Human sexuality, Sexual arousal, Human sexual response cycle, social media, Human sexual behavior, Vagina  
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6370 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2021 at 2:05 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-25 1:57:23 PM  
This article reads like it was written by one of those high school freshman creative writing classes where they pair-up two people randomly and tell them to write a story together.

"Both men and women in Malawi are trekking to Phalombe, either to learn a lesson or two on how to achieve excessive sweetness or to drink from the source of Phalombe Tseketseke."

"The postmortem report revealed that the death was caused by extreme orgasm."

"A photoshopped picture of a packet of sugar which is circulating on social media is inscribed, Tseketseke, chakwanu leka take it at your own risk."

"Another meme shows a car with many male passengers who have exceeded its capacity and it is captioned, 'Phalombe here we come.'"
 
2021-01-25 2:01:19 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:05:52 PM  
Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.
 
2021-01-25 2:06:49 PM  
I'll have what they're having.
 
2021-01-25 2:06:58 PM  
You're supposed to stop at "the little death."
 
2021-01-25 2:07:30 PM  
I want to die like my grandfather, of extreme orgasm. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
 
2021-01-25 2:08:00 PM  
If only the French had a term for that...
 
2021-01-25 2:09:17 PM  
Wait? This is an option?
 
2021-01-25 2:09:18 PM  

offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.


I would love to hear your band's version of Opps I Did It Again. Is it on MP3 somewhere?
 
2021-01-25 2:09:32 PM  
Good cheese, though.

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/read moar, it's rewarding
 
2021-01-25 2:10:27 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:10:57 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Wait? This is an option?


Costs a little extra...
 
2021-01-25 2:12:24 PM  
Is Subby a regular reader over at malawi24.com, or did they get a Google Alert for "extreme orgasm" ?
 
2021-01-25 2:15:07 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Wait? This is an option?


Well, not for you.
 
2021-01-25 2:15:19 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:16:02 PM  
The article isn't about David Carradine?
 
2021-01-25 2:16:28 PM  
Time to get my affairs in order and book a ticket to Phalombe.
 
2021-01-25 2:19:14 PM  

steklo: offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.

I would love to hear your band's version of Opps I Did It Again. Is it on MP3 somewhere?



I just downloaded it from Napster
 
2021-01-25 2:19:31 PM  
I'M BILL S. PRESTON, ESQUIRE...

I'M TED "THEODORE" LOGAN"...

TOGETHER WE ARE...XTREME ORGASM...
 
2021-01-25 2:19:36 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:20:08 PM  

steklo: offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.

I would love to hear your band's version of Opps I Did It Again. Is it on MP3 somewhere?


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Delicious tarts, can't blame a person... would try again.
 
2021-01-25 2:21:41 PM  
Phalombe: OK, maybe just this one time.
 
2021-01-25 2:21:56 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:22:15 PM  

bughunter: steklo: offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.

I would love to hear your band's version of Opps I Did It Again. Is it on MP3 somewhere?

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Delicious tarts, can't blame a person... would try again.



Oh yeah, that place is right across the mall from this place...

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2021-01-25 2:25:45 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:26:22 PM  
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From pictures of the post mortem.
 
2021-01-25 2:27:21 PM  
Others claim that the deceased took orgasm stimulating substances before the act. The incident has made people conclude that Phalombe district has women that are skilled in bed.

Phalombe hookers be all, "aww, not this shiat again.  I'm still sore from the last time."
 
2021-01-25 2:27:59 PM  

steklo: offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.

I would love to hear your band's version of Opps I Did It Again. Is it on MP3 somewhere?


No, but Richard Thompson does a good version.
Richard Thompson - Oops I Did It Again
Youtube V4WGsMplGxU
 
2021-01-25 2:31:43 PM  

offacue: No, but Richard Thompson does a good version.


Ah ha!  Yup. I've known about his version for a while. Came from his collection of covers he did throughout popular music or some sort.

I like his song, Turn Out The Lights.
 
2021-01-25 2:32:19 PM  

steklo: bughunter: steklo: offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.

I would love to hear your band's version of Opps I Did It Again. Is it on MP3 somewhere?

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Delicious tarts, can't blame a person... would try again.


Oh yeah, that place is right across the mall from this place...

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All the cool White House Interns shop there.
 
2021-01-25 2:36:24 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:36:40 PM  
No, that's not what a "Rusty Venture" is. Who told you that?
 
2021-01-25 2:36:58 PM  
She didn't know if she was coming or going.
 
2021-01-25 2:37:33 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:38:50 PM  
HELP DOCTOR I SEE EVERYTHING TWICE
 
2021-01-25 2:43:31 PM  
There are a lot worse ways to go.
 
2021-01-25 2:46:14 PM  
DOESN'T MATTER.
HAD SEX.
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2021-01-25 2:46:45 PM  
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Obscure?
 
2021-01-25 2:47:13 PM  
I've lost 2 wives and 3 girlfriends to this .... Now I want subbys Mom
 
2021-01-25 2:47:37 PM  

TWX: This article reads like it was written by one of those high school freshman creative writing classes where they pair-up two people randomly and tell them to write a story together.

"Both men and women in Malawi are trekking to Phalombe, either to learn a lesson or two on how to achieve excessive sweetness or to drink from the source of Phalombe Tseketseke."

"The postmortem report revealed that the death was caused by extreme orgasm."

"A photoshopped picture of a packet of sugar which is circulating on social media is inscribed, Tseketseke, chakwanu leka take it at your own risk."

"Another meme shows a car with many male passengers who have exceeded its capacity and it is captioned, 'Phalombe here we come.'"


"Malawians on social media started throwing jokes on the matter, with most saying they are looking for answers as regards to what led to the climax of sexual excitement."
 
2021-01-25 2:51:24 PM  

LaurelT: [images3.imagebam.com image 850x478]Obscure?


Now that Brainstorm nearly killed him...
 
2021-01-25 2:56:56 PM  
I would never have guessed it possible.

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2021-01-25 3:00:35 PM  

offacue: Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my jam band Britney Spears cover troupe.


Can't be better than this version...

The Surfrajettes - Britney Spears Toxic Surf Cover
Youtube ZAyeVjnJg9E
 
2021-01-25 3:03:30 PM  
Death By Extreme Orgasm is the name of my Lawrence Welk cover band.
 
2021-01-25 3:07:26 PM  
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2021-01-25 3:08:17 PM  

LaurelT: [images3.imagebam.com image 850x478]Obscure?


One of my favorite movies.
 
2021-01-25 3:08:24 PM  

LaurelT: [images3.imagebam.com image 850x478]Obscure?


On Fark?  Obscure?  Surely you jest!
 
2021-01-25 3:22:45 PM  
i just dont understand---come again?   and again?  and again???
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-25 3:24:59 PM  

Petite Mel: DOESN'T MATTER.
HAD SEX.
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2021-01-25 3:28:09 PM  

exqqqme: Can't be better than this version...


I was recently turned on to them from a different fark thread. Not bad.
 
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