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1069 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 Jan 2021 at 2:40 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-25 3:01:48 PM  
30 votes:
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2021-01-25 1:46:07 PM  
28 votes:
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2021-01-25 3:45:54 PM  
13 votes:

elvisaintdead: [Fark user image image 850x648]


I read that in Bender's voice and now I can't stop laughing
 
2021-01-25 2:43:03 PM  
12 votes:
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2021-01-25 4:47:46 PM  
11 votes:
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2021-01-25 3:56:14 PM  
9 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: [Fark user image 425x433]


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2021-01-25 4:03:24 PM  
8 votes:
Oh, the cat's eaten it.

Has he?

She, sir.
 
2021-01-25 3:58:26 PM  
8 votes:
Really? No one?

PSA - Time For Timer - Hanker For A Hunk O Cheese
Youtube cL65TeTX4Ho

/hanker
 
2021-01-25 2:09:30 PM  
6 votes:

UberDave: It's it me or does knife holding guy look like evil Captain Picard?


There!

Are!

Four!

Knives!
 
2021-01-25 4:20:17 PM  
4 votes:

UberDave: It's it me or does knife holding guy look like evil Captain Picard?

Oh, and this weekend, I had on the cheese board - Irish cheddar, Yancey's horseradish cheddar and a hickory smoked gouda.


That's a very poorly constructed cheese tray. It needs a nice soft cheese to round things out. Like maybe a mound of cheez whiz or a hunk of Velveeta.
 
2021-01-25 3:50:12 PM  
4 votes:
If I eat one more piece of (cheese) pie, I'll die!
If I can't have one more piece of (cheese) pie, I'll die!
So since it's all decided I must die,
I might as well have one more piece of (cheese) pie.
MMMM-OOOH-MY!
Chomp-Gulp-'Bye.
     - Shel Silverstein, mostly
 
2021-01-25 7:01:12 PM  
3 votes:
oblig.

64 Slices of American Cheese - S05E04
Youtube TMR8a8nCM4c
 
2021-01-25 4:02:06 PM  
3 votes:

RolandTGunner: Really? No one?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/cL65TeTX​4Ho]
/hanker


I made the section of him waltzing into a video loop for my zoom background.
 
2021-01-25 3:55:40 PM  
3 votes:

Rene ala Carte: We have a shop nearbye called The Cheese Lady. They don't make cheese, but import it from everywhere, as well as carrying many domestic cheeses. Over 100 varieties last time I asked. They have just about run out of room on the chalkboard where they keep a list.

Now, they have included a small wine shop in one of the rooms in the old Victorian house where the shop is located.

It is really easy to get carried away in that place.


Time to make a hiding place beneath the stairs and live there forever.
 
2021-01-25 2:26:32 PM  
3 votes:
Well, that's no gouda!
 
2021-01-25 2:10:48 PM  
3 votes:
Cheese is Christ.
 
2021-01-25 7:37:37 PM  
2 votes:
An old friend of mine, one of my sister's exes, is a cheese consultant. Back around 2000 or so, which is the last time I heard from him, he was billing out at $1,200 a day plus expenses.

One of his clients was France. As in the Government of France. He was a kid from upstate New York, and France hired him for advice on cheese.
 
2021-01-25 4:21:16 PM  
2 votes:
If you eat nothing but cheese it will bind you up. You need something to help unbind you. That is why pepper jack is one of the world's greatest creations.
 
2021-01-25 2:57:06 PM  
2 votes:
I don't have a problem, this must be for people that can't handle cheez.
 
2021-01-26 1:38:53 AM  
1 vote:

tintar: Coach McGirk: pounddawg: McGrits: RolandTGunner: Really? No one?

[YouTube video: PSA - Time For Timer - Hanker For A Hunk O Cheese]
/hanker

Don't drown your food!

It's a Saturday!

Try a wagonwheel!

ah hanker for a hunk-a
a slab or slice or chunk-a...

/lol the don't drown your food always made want to...
//pour an entire bottle of Hidden Valley over everything
///but mmmcheese...


"Sunshine on a Stick"
Youtube AaVWM1mqG74
 
2021-01-26 1:34:08 AM  
1 vote:

Otera: [Fark user image 425x425]


rocketnews' nuke-the-site-from-orbit style truly is the only way to be sure...

https://soranews24.com/2012/07/13/thi​s​-is-what-a-whopper-with-1000-slices-of​-cheese-looks-like/

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Crazy Whopper Round Two: RN24 vs. 1,000 slices of cheese ハンバーガーにチーズを1000枚追加して食べる
Youtube Sdyxd0LsL1I


/love Satou-san so very, very much.
 
2021-01-26 1:20:52 AM  
1 vote:

Coach McGirk: pounddawg: McGrits: RolandTGunner: Really? No one?

[YouTube video: PSA - Time For Timer - Hanker For A Hunk O Cheese]
/hanker

Don't drown your food!

It's a Saturday!

Try a wagonwheel!


ah hanker for a hunk-a
a slab or slice or chunk-a...

/lol the don't drown your food always made want to...
//pour an entire bottle of Hidden Valley over everything
///but mmmcheese...
 
2021-01-25 11:44:40 PM  
1 vote:

mofa: Cheese is Christ.


Cheese is nice
Superstore
Park in the rear
Please use o-ther door
 
2021-01-25 9:25:24 PM  
1 vote:

pounddawg: McGrits: RolandTGunner: Really? No one?

[YouTube video: PSA - Time For Timer - Hanker For A Hunk O Cheese]
/hanker

Don't drown your food!

It's a Saturday!


Try a wagonwheel!
 
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