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2021-01-25 11:41:06 AM  
Is Florida day when bath salts and meth are handed out with competitions on who can drive the most golf carts on the road? Followed by the date your cousin or minor dance.
 
2021-01-25 11:42:45 AM  
Play a few rounds of golf at one of Florida's many courses:
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2021-01-25 11:47:59 AM  

eurotrader: Is Florida day when bath salts and meth are handed out with competitions on who can drive the most golf carts on the road? Followed by the date your cousin or minor dance.


So far, Florida day here has been a quiet morning with all the windows open to a nice 70 degree breeze, fertilizing the orchids while watching birds bathe in a shallow pan of water, some made in Florida OJ and toast.

We're going to be headed over to the beach for picnic lunch (pasta salad made last night). We'll drive back over the causeway just in time to see the bay and downtown merge into one mirage of lights and waves then sit outside and say hi to our normal neighbors out walking with their kids and dogs.

We don't all do bath salts and meths. Lots of us don't get near golf carts.
Some few of us don't even have any cousins.
 
2021-01-25 11:49:55 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Play a few rounds of golf at one of Florida's many courses:
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They were here first, you know.
 
2021-01-25 11:55:38 AM  

parasol: eurotrader: Is Florida day when bath salts and meth are handed out with competitions on who can drive the most golf carts on the road? Followed by the date your cousin or minor dance.

So far, Florida day here has been a quiet morning with all the windows open to a nice 70 degree breeze, fertilizing the orchids while watching birds bathe in a shallow pan of water, some made in Florida OJ and toast.

We're going to be headed over to the beach for picnic lunch (pasta salad made last night). We'll drive back over the causeway just in time to see the bay and downtown merge into one mirage of lights and waves then sit outside and say hi to our normal neighbors out walking with their kids and dogs.

We don't all do bath salts and meths. Lots of us don't get near golf carts.
Some few of us don't even have any cousins.


Is that straight from "the villages" ad?
 
2021-01-25 11:58:11 AM  

eurotrader: parasol: eurotrader: Is Florida day when bath salts and meth are handed out with competitions on who can drive the most golf carts on the road? Followed by the date your cousin or minor dance.

So far, Florida day here has been a quiet morning with all the windows open to a nice 70 degree breeze, fertilizing the orchids while watching birds bathe in a shallow pan of water, some made in Florida OJ and toast.

We're going to be headed over to the beach for picnic lunch (pasta salad made last night). We'll drive back over the causeway just in time to see the bay and downtown merge into one mirage of lights and waves then sit outside and say hi to our normal neighbors out walking with their kids and dogs.

We don't all do bath salts and meths. Lots of us don't get near golf carts.
Some few of us don't even have any cousins.

Is that straight from "the villages" ad?


Not at all.

What is the nature of your problem with Florida?
Did you live or visit here once upon a time?
 
2021-01-25 12:00:32 PM  
"First in Vaccine Theft"
 
2021-01-25 12:01:57 PM  
Miami Vices for everyone!
 
2021-01-25 12:10:35 PM  
On FARK everyday is National Florida Day.
 
2021-01-25 12:15:21 PM  
I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.
 
2021-01-25 12:16:12 PM  
No Florida Tag for Florida Day?
 
2021-01-25 12:16:17 PM  

Badafuco: I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.


You are moving out of FL because you are in love long distance.
 
2021-01-25 12:18:39 PM  
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2021-01-25 12:21:04 PM  
Let's get this party started
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2021-01-25 12:26:26 PM  
Pasco County: It's where people live who are to trashy for Tampa.
 
2021-01-25 12:28:04 PM  
I live in a nearby state, so I'm going celebrate Florida Day by doing something so pig-headed, reckless, ignorant and devoid of all self-awareness that authorities from the local sheriff's deputies to the state supreme court can only stand slack-jawed in perverse admiration.
-- Florida, man
 
2021-01-25 12:38:06 PM  

parasol: Badafuco: I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.

You are moving out of FL because you are in love long distance.


45 years in fl and 20 of it in hernando county.
I'm in long distance love with colorado and can't wait to leave this shiathole of a state.
Can't leave because 78 yo mom won't go.
 
2021-01-25 12:42:35 PM  

DMDmarty: parasol: Badafuco: I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.

You are moving out of FL because you are in love long distance.

45 years in fl and 20 of it in hernando county.
I'm in long distance love with colorado and can't wait to leave this shiathole of a state.
Can't leave because 78 yo mom won't go.


Those parents sure just get in the way after a while.
I hope she appreciates your sacrifice :)
 
2021-01-25 12:42:35 PM  
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2021-01-25 12:42:43 PM  
Instead of being routinely negative I have to chip in with something positive, the state flower Orange Blossom is cool. So thanks for all the juice and vitamin C you lunatics
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2021-01-25 12:44:47 PM  

parasol: Galileo's Daughter: Play a few rounds of golf at one of Florida's many courses:
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They were here first, you know.


I know.  Raised in Fort Lauderdale.
 
2021-01-25 12:45:35 PM  
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2021-01-25 12:45:54 PM  

rikkitikkitavi: No Florida Tag for Florida Day?


That's been corrected.
 
2021-01-25 12:46:35 PM  

parasol: Galileo's Daughter: Play a few rounds of golf at one of Florida's many courses:
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They were here first, you know.


By quite a long interval...
 
2021-01-25 12:48:54 PM  

parasol: eurotrader: parasol: eurotrader: Is Florida day when bath salts and meth are handed out with competitions on who can drive the most golf carts on the road? Followed by the date your cousin or minor dance.

So far, Florida day here has been a quiet morning with all the windows open to a nice 70 degree breeze, fertilizing the orchids while watching birds bathe in a shallow pan of water, some made in Florida OJ and toast.

We're going to be headed over to the beach for picnic lunch (pasta salad made last night). We'll drive back over the causeway just in time to see the bay and downtown merge into one mirage of lights and waves then sit outside and say hi to our normal neighbors out walking with their kids and dogs.

We don't all do bath salts and meths. Lots of us don't get near golf carts.
Some few of us don't even have any cousins.

Is that straight from "the villages" ad?

Not at all.

What is the nature of your problem with Florida?
Did you live or visit here once upon a time?


My s-i-l and her Trumper husband just retired to The Villages after spending their lives just outside Ft Lauderdale, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

The wife is ambivalent about visiting her sister now...waiting until after immunization, obv.
 
2021-01-25 12:53:20 PM  

Badafuco: I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.


I lived in Clearwater (walking distance to the bridge to the beach) for about 18 years. I loved it for the longest time, but the beach has gotten too commercialized and touristy for me. I live in Central America now and don't miss Clearwater at all.
 
2021-01-25 12:57:17 PM  

Flowery Twats: parasol: eurotrader: parasol: eurotrader: Is Florida day when bath salts and meth are handed out with competitions on who can drive the most golf carts on the road? Followed by the date your cousin or minor dance.

So far, Florida day here has been a quiet morning with all the windows open to a nice 70 degree breeze, fertilizing the orchids while watching birds bathe in a shallow pan of water, some made in Florida OJ and toast.

We're going to be headed over to the beach for picnic lunch (pasta salad made last night). We'll drive back over the causeway just in time to see the bay and downtown merge into one mirage of lights and waves then sit outside and say hi to our normal neighbors out walking with their kids and dogs.

We don't all do bath salts and meths. Lots of us don't get near golf carts.
Some few of us don't even have any cousins.

Is that straight from "the villages" ad?

Not at all.

What is the nature of your problem with Florida?
Did you live or visit here once upon a time?

My s-i-l and her Trumper husband just retired to The Villages after spending their lives just outside Ft Lauderdale, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

The wife is ambivalent about visiting her sister now...waiting until after immunization, obv.


I spent a few summers with my grandparents in an early version of the Villages later blown off the map by Andrew.
I'm sure your wife will have a lovely time with her kin and return to you feeling younger and more vibrant than ever.
Enough time around an entire community of old people will do that.
 
2021-01-25 1:08:51 PM  
The ultimate Florida Man

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2021-01-25 1:29:33 PM  

phenn: Badafuco: I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.

I lived in Clearwater (walking distance to the bridge to the beach) for about 18 years. I loved it for the longest time, but the beach has gotten too commercialized and touristy for me. I live in Central America now and don't miss Clearwater at all.


I'm just biding my time and saving up to move to Alaska. I've only been here 18 months and I'm done.  If I go to the beach, I go up to Dunedin and Honeymoon Island anymore.
 
2021-01-25 1:37:26 PM  
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2021-01-25 1:45:26 PM  

Badafuco: I live in Clearwater and it is a beautiful sunny day. 75⁰ and sunny and I have nowhere to be today except take a walk on the beach this evening.
I can't wait to move out of this state. It is a giant swamp land filled with swamp people.


Didn't scientology buy Clearwater?
 
2021-01-25 2:02:40 PM  

Badafuco: Pasco County: It's where people live who are to trashy for Tampa.


Yep.
Old pasco county joke: all the old geezers that live in st. pete?
Their parents live in Zephyrhills.

Don't get me started on Lacoochee.
 
2021-01-25 2:06:58 PM  

Badafuco: I'm just biding my time and saving up to move to Alaska. I've only been here 18 months and I'm done. If I go to the beach, I go up to Dunedin and Honeymoon Island anymore.


My beloved Dunedin. Also has gotten rather commercial and touristy. When you're there, I hope you stop in to the Dunedin Brewery (the original one). I worked around the corner and would lunch with coworkers there every Thursday. Miss the hell out of the place.

Good luck on Alaska. I'm sure you'll have an amazing adventure.
 
2021-01-25 4:46:58 PM  

Muzzleloader:

Yep.
Old pasco county joke: all the old geezers that live in st. pete?
Their parents live in Zephyrhills.

Don't get me started on Lacoochee.



Badafuco: Pasco County: It's where people live who are to trashy for Tampa.



As a current resident of Wesley Chapel, both of these are true.
 
2021-01-25 6:22:58 PM  

phenn: Badafuco: I'm just biding my time and saving up to move to Alaska. I've only been here 18 months and I'm done. If I go to the beach, I go up to Dunedin and Honeymoon Island anymore.

My beloved Dunedin. Also has gotten rather commercial and touristy. When you're there, I hope you stop in to the Dunedin Brewery (the original one). I worked around the corner and would lunch with coworkers there every Thursday. Miss the hell out of the place.

Good luck on Alaska. I'm sure you'll have an amazing adventure.


Heard in Dunedin:

"Dunbar be runnin' with the bagpipes! Theyre dangerous!"
"Ach, why?"
"Yeh could get kilt!"
 
2021-01-25 8:25:21 PM  
The real Florida is not found on the coasts.

We are 'way inland. Fresh water. Citrus groves. Quiet.
 
2021-01-25 9:09:20 PM  

arkansized: The real Florida is not found on the coasts.

We are 'way inland. Fresh water. Citrus groves. Quiet.


I played golf and got paired up some locals. After the round got invited to an inland bar. There was still chicken wire around the stage and the jukebox took coins about 10 years ago. It was fun. Now if sea cow is offered for dinner you are a really unique area.
 
2021-01-25 11:35:51 PM  

eurotrader: arkansized: The real Florida is not found on the coasts.

We are 'way inland. Fresh water. Citrus groves. Quiet.

I played golf and got paired up some locals. After the round got invited to an inland bar. There was still chicken wire around the stage and the jukebox took coins about 10 years ago. It was fun. Now if sea cow is offered for dinner you are a really unique area.


I don't go to bars, but I have served wild pig and rattlesnake to my family.
And they ate it and liked it.
 
2021-01-26 12:00:40 AM  

arkansized: eurotrader: arkansized: The real Florida is not found on the coasts.

We are 'way inland. Fresh water. Citrus groves. Quiet.

I played golf and got paired up some locals. After the round got invited to an inland bar. There was still chicken wire around the stage and the jukebox took coins about 10 years ago. It was fun. Now if sea cow is offered for dinner you are a really unique area.

I don't go to bars, but I have served wild pig and rattlesnake to my family.
And they ate it and liked it.


Some questionable backwaters called manatee a sea cow.
 
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