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(Daily Mail)   Liz Hurley topples age presumptions by posting in a white lace bikini   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-25 12:17:00 PM  
This is not a repeat from every week on the Mail.

Still nice
 
2021-01-25 12:34:06 PM  
The Liz Hurley epsodes of "Sharpe's Enemy" are some of the best television ever made.
 
2021-01-25 12:38:13 PM  
save the clicks -
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2021-01-25 1:09:00 PM  

elvisaintdead: save the clicks -
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and kill the kittens...
 
2021-01-25 1:09:38 PM  

elvisaintdead: save the clicks -
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Thanks, I have better uses for that hand.
 
2021-01-25 1:21:07 PM  
Is she still forcing her presumably traumatized son to take the photos?
 
2021-01-25 1:23:55 PM  
You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.
 
2021-01-25 1:24:06 PM  
now show me the pic before photoshop
 
2021-01-25 1:25:31 PM  
Oh, "topples". Still good.
 
2021-01-25 1:26:11 PM  
She has a very pleasant smile, among other things.
 
2021-01-25 1:26:58 PM  
We know we all read that as "topless", and I'm pretty sure that was done intentionally.
 
2021-01-25 1:30:32 PM  
I'd take her out to a nice steak dinner, if you know what I mean.
 
2021-01-25 1:30:47 PM  
1. Win genetic lottery
2. Don't squander your winnings:
a. Don't drink
b. Don't smoke
c. Stay out of the sun
 
2021-01-25 1:32:59 PM  

JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.


In before someone says that you too can....shiat, too late.
 
2021-01-25 1:36:27 PM  

ltdanman44: now show me the pic before photoshop


You don't need photoshop if you have army
 
2021-01-25 1:38:32 PM  

JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.


As a 65 year old, bald, hairy male, I have to say it probably is indeed too late.  None of this will help.
 
2021-01-25 1:40:18 PM  

ltdanman44: now show me the pic before photoshop


lulz, wut?
 
2021-01-25 1:45:55 PM  

ltdanman44: now show me the pic before photoshop


Ok, first the pic:
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Now, "photoshop"


/Farkers have the weirdest fetishes, I swear...
 
2021-01-25 1:46:13 PM  
Smoking bans are the greatest development in the history of the MILF-industrial complex.
 
2021-01-25 1:50:20 PM  
Yes she is nice, but her skin is obviously photo shopped, it is killing these people not being in the spotlight.
 
2021-01-25 1:52:01 PM  

IDisME: JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.

As a 65 year old, bald, hairy male, I have to say it probably is indeed too late.  None of this will help.


Every time they show a woman over 40 who looks good people whine that those people have personal trainers and special diets and they're still hot because they're rich. Put down the Paunch Burger and run a little, you'll look better. Maybe not as hot as Liz but better than they would sitting around complaining about it.

And you can spot plastic surgery and botox a mile away, I don't think Liz had any.
 
2021-01-25 1:53:21 PM  
I don't see any lace... maybe I need to see more evidence?
 
2021-01-25 2:22:14 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: We know we all read that as "topless", and I'm pretty sure that was done intentionally.


There's an old Maria Sharapova headline chuckling about this somewhere.
 
2021-01-25 2:28:09 PM  

Mugato: IDisME: JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.

As a 65 year old, bald, hairy male, I have to say it probably is indeed too late.  None of this will help.

Every time they show a woman over 40 who looks good people whine that those people have personal trainers and special diets and they're still hot because they're rich. Put down the Paunch Burger and run a little, you'll look better. Maybe not as hot as Liz but better than they would sitting around complaining about it.

And you can spot plastic surgery and botox a mile away, I don't think Liz had any.


She's admitted to having botox
 
2021-01-25 2:28:43 PM  

The Silver Mullet: elvisaintdead: save the clicks -
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and kill the kittens...


Viking Kittens
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2021-01-25 2:33:48 PM  

Wendigogo: And you can spot plastic surgery and botox a mile away, I don't think Liz had any.

She's admitted to having botox


Well then it was a really good job. Better than Stallone or Arnold. The boobs are still real.
 
2021-01-25 2:36:43 PM  
That's Elizabeth to you subby, and to the rest of us.
 
2021-01-25 2:39:38 PM  
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2021-01-25 2:49:21 PM  
NGL, read that as topless at first glance. Still worth the click.
 
2021-01-25 3:38:00 PM  
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Mind your own business, I know what to do when its over
 
2021-01-25 3:46:56 PM  

IDisME: JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.

As a 65 year old, bald, hairy male, I have to say it probably is indeed too late.  None of this will help.


I have faith in you, internet stranger!
 
2021-01-25 4:15:45 PM  
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2021-01-25 4:23:15 PM  
That's nothing...did you see what she posted to Twitter today?

Was going to attach it...but not sure of the rules.
 
2021-01-25 4:26:41 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: We know we all read that as "topless", and I'm pretty sure that was done intentionally.


I can't decide if I love or hate Subby for that.
 
2021-01-25 4:50:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I'd take her out to a nice steak dinner, if you know what I mean.


Porterhouse or T-bone?
 
2021-01-25 4:53:07 PM  

jdjoker: Herr Morgenstern: We know we all read that as "topless", and I'm pretty sure that was done intentionally.

There's an old Maria Sharapova headline chuckling about this somewhere.


Found it:
https://m.fark.com/comments/4620159/-​1​7-year-old-toples-Maria-Sharapova
 
2021-01-25 6:13:27 PM  

Mugato: Wendigogo: And you can spot plastic surgery and botox a mile away, I don't think Liz had any.

She's admitted to having botox

Well then it was a really good job. Better than Stallone or Arnold. The boobs are still real.


Yes. Regardless of how she's accomplished it, she looks fantastic. Good for her. I'm not too far off from that age, so I hope I can look at least half as good.
 
2021-01-25 6:57:26 PM  
This might be the year I finally see some fine 50-something ladies naked

I'm old, but I can still score:
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2021-01-25 7:09:50 PM  

JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.


Lot of folks can't do it even with that aforementioned army
 
2021-01-25 8:06:16 PM  

gbv23: This might be the year I finally see some fine 50-something ladies naked

I'm old, but I can still score:
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I understood that reference! 2 minutes for looking so good!
 
2021-01-25 8:08:48 PM  

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2021-01-25 8:41:16 PM  

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Looks like she airbrushed herself to death. Which is sad because she is beautiful.
 
2021-01-25 8:46:15 PM  
How is she three years older than me
 
2021-01-25 8:55:19 PM  

jdjoker: jdjoker: Herr Morgenstern: We know we all read that as "topless", and I'm pretty sure that was done intentionally.

There's an old Maria Sharapova headline chuckling about this somewhere.

Found it:
https://m.fark.com/comments/4620159/-1​7-year-old-toples-Maria-Sharapova


Is it even legal to click that?
 
2021-01-25 9:06:13 PM  

JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.


Or just give yourself an excuse to be fat, lazy, drunk and/or high. Congrats. you've just hit the nail on the head.
 
2021-01-25 10:13:20 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: That's nothing...did you see what she posted to Twitter today?

Was going to attach it...but not sure of the rules.


Checks Twitter

I didn't make it to my bunk.
 
2021-01-26 5:54:38 AM  
I love Liz Hurley/Salma Hayek/any older hot actress threads.  We've been grossly overweight as a culture for so long (and I use the world "culture" because it's not just the US) that there are always people who comment that it's only possible to look like them with armies of personal trainers, special diets, cosmetic surgeons, and tons of money.

It's not.  All you need to do is be willing NOT to eat like a hog at the trough, and do a moderate amount of exercise every day.  The former is important for maintaining a healthy weight, the latter for being healthy.
 
2021-01-26 8:56:04 AM  

JerkfaceMcGee: You too can defy age expectations by having a 7-day a week personal trainer, nutritionist, dietician and professional make-up artist. Still not enough? Well here's the number of an excellent plastic surgeon.


Genetics.

A woman can have all of what you mentioned but will never look like Liz Hurley without the genes.

Good on her.

/A personal trainer doesn't make exercise easier.  Quite the opposite.
 
2021-01-26 9:07:11 AM  
She seems nice.
 
2021-01-26 10:47:52 AM  
I still say she must be really boring in bed (read frigid) for Hugh Grant to cheat on her with a hooker.
 
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