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(Washington Post)   What else are you going to do with three strangers on Facebook who share your exact name except start a band with them?   ( divider line
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2021-01-25 3:34:23 PM  
14 votes:
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2021-01-25 3:37:46 PM  
3 votes:
butt stuff?
2021-01-25 3:26:20 PM  
3 votes:
That's much better than finding them in the phone book.

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2021-01-25 4:38:20 PM  
2 votes:
My name is ancient, and uncommon, in Denmark.

In the U.S... nonexistent for years... search it on Google a few months ago...

Apparently, several African-Americans did not get the memo on its origin... I kind of want to name my firstborn "Shaka Zulu Lastname". It'd be fair.

/Literal translation: "He Who Is Named In Remembrance of God, Royal (meaning, "first") Son of The House/Clan of Dragons".
2021-01-25 3:56:21 PM  
2 votes:
Any time I see the words "strangers" and "facebook", my very first thought is "stay well away from them".
2021-01-25 3:28:07 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-25 3:19:00 PM  
2 votes:
Have fun fighting over the royalties
2021-01-25 8:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't George Foreman name all of his children George?
2021-01-25 7:30:15 PM  
1 vote:
Hunt them down and fight them until only one of us is left. There can be only one!
2021-01-25 5:27:42 PM  
1 vote:

HailRobonia: DragonIV: Have a fairly nonstandard last name--retains the original German spelling.

How do you do, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrem​bon-Fried-Digger-Dingel-Dangel-Dongel-​Dungel-Burstein von Knacker-Trasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-​Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkel-​Grandlich-Grumbelmeyer-Spelterwasser-K​urstlich-Himbeleisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenab​end-Bitte-Ein-Nürnberger-Bratwurscht'l​-Gespurtn-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut​-Gumberaber-Schönendanker-Kalbsfleisch​-Mittler-Aucher von Hautkopf of Ulm?

Zehr gut, danke shoen.
2021-01-25 4:49:37 PM  
1 vote:
One of my dad's cousins has the same name as my father, that cousin also had two boys that share the same name as my brother and I.

My counterpart moved to Chicago and married a woman who shares my mother in laws first name.

My brothers counterpart passed away at age 3. My father received many condolences - this was in the early 80s.

My fathers second wife has a sister who lost a son that also had the same first AND middle name as my brother and the had a second son with the first sons middle name as his first and *my* first name as his middle (and this was 25 years before they even knew each other existed).

There's other weirdness but I'm guessing I lost everyone already so I'll leave it at that.
2021-01-25 4:48:27 PM  
1 vote:
Definitely better than going out to sea together...

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2021-01-25 4:45:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-25 3:52:24 PM  
1 vote:
I know what I'd do.
I'd do three chicks with the same name.
2021-01-25 3:52:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be shocked if someone shared the same name as me on Facebook.

I've been slowly working through the many names of Dave Ryder.  You'd be surprised at what facebook accepts as a real name.  For example, it let me use Roll Fizzlebeef, but Big McLargehuge was a step too far for them.
2021-01-25 3:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: Cool but creepy at the same time. Imagine if all the John Smiths in the world got together.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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