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2021-01-25 6:10:15 AM  
I have nothing to say.....

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2021-01-25 7:12:09 AM  
She's aged pretty damn well.
 
2021-01-25 7:12:28 AM  

NOLAhd: I have nothing to say.....

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2021-01-25 7:27:24 AM  
First time I saw her I fell in love. And she hadn't even been discovered.
 
2021-01-25 7:30:53 AM  
Still beautiful.

But back in the movie Ladyhawke, her beauty was unearthly.
 
2021-01-25 7:56:22 AM  
Looking forward to hearing more about casting.

Olivia Colman as Eleanor Roosevelt?

Be interesting to see something on Pat Nixon the was close to the facts.
 
2021-01-25 7:59:35 AM  
One of the most beautiful women to ever walk the earth.
 
2021-01-25 8:03:05 AM  
That gives me the weirdest boner.
 
2021-01-25 8:10:07 AM  
Don't you mock on that beautiful woman.
 
2021-01-25 8:15:24 AM  
Another thing about Michelle, it feels to me like she stopped taking many roles after she got married. Same thing happened to Annette Benning after she married that douchebag Warren Beatty.
 
2021-01-25 8:17:33 AM  

Alphax: Still beautiful.

But back in the movie Ladyhawke, her beauty was unearthly.


And then she turned it up to 11 in Tequila Sunrise.
 
2021-01-25 8:34:27 AM  
No.
No.
No.
 
2021-01-25 8:38:56 AM  

Another Government Employee: No.
No.
No.


They want to send me to rehab, I said no no no
And then I died of a drug overdose because I'm a farking idiot
 
2021-01-25 8:47:47 AM  
Grease 2 was just on EPIX last night!
Ant Man & the Wasp was also on!
Batman Returns is on repeat on Showtime.

This is the month of Pfeiffer
 
2021-01-25 8:50:39 AM  
Is it a musical?

Kickin' It (The Simpsons)
Youtube _QCgT1IWsNI
 
2021-01-25 8:53:50 AM  
For a long long time:
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/I need to re-watch the movie to see how it holds up from the mid 80's
 
2021-01-25 8:54:54 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Another Government Employee: No.
No.
No.

They want to send me to rehab, I said no no no
And then I died of a drug overdose because I'm a farking idiot


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2021-01-25 8:55:33 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Alphax: Still beautiful.

But back in the movie Ladyhawke, her beauty was unearthly.

And then she turned it up to 11 in Tequila Sunrise.


Yes she did.

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2021-01-25 9:04:17 AM  

NOLAhd: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Alphax: Still beautiful.

But back in the movie Ladyhawke, her beauty was unearthly.

And then she turned it up to 11 in Tequila Sunrise.

Yes she did.

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I could stand to know more.
 
2021-01-25 9:26:14 AM  

vudukungfu: First time I saw her I fell in love. And she hadn't even been discovered.


You must mean in Hollywood Knights. What a great movie that was for someone who turned 19 the year it came out.

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/Volare'
//He grabbed it with his dick!
///Turk, did you come?
 
2021-01-25 9:28:39 AM  

jmr61: vudukungfu: First time I saw her I fell in love. And she hadn't even been discovered.

You must mean in Hollywood Knights. What a great movie that was for someone who turned 19 the year it came out.

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/Volare'
//He grabbed it with his dick!
///Turk, did you come?


That movie has a little wang in it
 
2021-01-25 9:43:35 AM  
God bless her mother and father. They did some nice work.
 
2021-01-25 9:48:27 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Another Government Employee: No.
No.
No.

They want to send me to rehab, I said no no no
And then I died of a drug overdose because I'm a farking idiot


Thanks for posting; there was this wooshing sound near me for a minute.
 
2021-01-25 9:49:36 AM  
Vance Joy - 'Riptide' Official Video
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2021-01-25 9:50:18 AM  
Back in the late nineties, after David E. Kelley's series won Emmy awards for Outstanding Drama and Outstanding Comedy, I remember Jon Stewart referring to him on The Daily Show saying (sarcastically) that the dual awards were just compensation for the horrible experience of having to go home and sleep with Michelle Pfeiffer.

Snark aside, it's nice to see two extremely talented creative people still together after a couple of decades.
 
2021-01-25 10:01:39 AM  
Is it a cocaine addiction? I hear she has an issue with "white gold."

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2021-01-25 10:14:16 AM  

McGrits: For a long long time:
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/I need to re-watch the movie to see how it holds up from the mid 80's


I just recently did so and it holds up very well. Definitely in my top ten.

Labyrinth is pretty much immortal as well.
 
2021-01-25 10:51:28 AM  

Bslim: One of the most beautiful women to ever walk the earth.


Oh, please; Betty Ford is like #7 hottest First Lady at best.
 
2021-01-25 11:05:45 AM  
 
2021-01-25 11:12:18 AM  

Igors_Be_Us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueCqm​K​0a1_k


You absolutely read my mind.  (The extra deleted scene that played right after this was brand new to me - thanks!)

Now, if you are going to continue residence inside my head, you need to start doing the dishes - or rent, your choice.
 
2021-01-25 11:15:52 AM  
Being stuck in the quantum realm for that amount of time really takes a toll.
 
2021-01-25 12:44:29 PM  

batlock666: NOLAhd: I have nothing to say.....

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She has permanently retired that role for any other actress out there. There can be only one.
 
2021-01-25 1:17:19 PM  
It's apparent she wasn't listening to Frank when he told her the first rule of Drug Dealers Club.
 
2021-01-25 1:32:04 PM  

batlock666: NOLAhd: I have nothing to say.....

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Meow.
 
2021-01-25 1:35:43 PM  
Into the Night. Cult '80s flick, very underrated comedy.

Of all the bizarre LA shiat he sees in the movie, no wonder Jeff Goldblum (playing a loser) was an insomniac in the film after seeing gem smuggler Michelle change clothes in front of him.
 
2021-01-25 2:10:06 PM  
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Just trying to help.


/This woman is older than my mother
 
2021-01-25 2:27:22 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: McGrits: For a long long time:
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/I need to re-watch the movie to see how it holds up from the mid 80's

I just recently did so and it holds up very well. Definitely in my top ten.

Labyrinth is pretty much immortal as well.


The soundtrack though...just did not fit the tone of the movie at all.
 
2021-01-25 2:31:53 PM  

jmr61: vudukungfu: First time I saw her I fell in love. And she hadn't even been discovered.

You must mean in Hollywood Knights. What a great movie that was for someone who turned 19 the year it came out.

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/Volare'
//He grabbed it with his dick!
///Turk, did you come?


before that
 
2021-01-25 4:00:16 PM  
She's great and all, but there's kind of a Zuko thing going on with her eye.
 
2021-01-25 4:09:30 PM  
I recently learnt that her sister played the woman who gets George the job with the Yankees in the Seinfeld episode The Opposite.
 
2021-01-25 4:58:08 PM  

McGrits: For a long long time:
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/I need to re-watch the movie to see how it holds up from the mid 80's


I have the DVD.  It holds up well.  The story and acting are good.  Only one scene with some dated special effects.
 
2021-01-25 6:32:51 PM  

Bslim: One of the most beautiful women to ever walk the earth.


I can't remember who this particular dumbass was but she broke up with a boyfriend because he did not want to get serious.

that's okay. I am sure he found someone better looking and more successful who is into him.
 
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