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2021-01-24 10:28:39 PM  
"According to the White House press pool, Hunter Biden stood at the shop's window for several minutes to pick up the order and to drop off a lapttop. "
 
2021-01-24 11:09:21 PM  
This is very bad for D.C. McDonalds.
 
2021-01-25 1:00:45 AM  
I'm sure he knows where to go.. granted, the past year closed a whole lot of restaurants.
 
2021-01-25 3:04:51 AM  

thorpe: "According to the White House press pool, Hunter Biden stood at the shop's window for several minutes to pick up the order and to drop off a lapttop. "


Every Republican right now:

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2021-01-25 3:12:50 AM  

puffy999: thorpe: "According to the White House press pool, Hunter Biden stood at the shop's window for several minutes to pick up the order and to drop off a lapttop. "

Every Republican right now:

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This is Biden's Benghazi
 
2021-01-25 3:17:20 AM  
Sesame seed bagel, a good choice, IMHO, but don't leave me hanging! What did he order for schmear?
 
2021-01-25 3:18:09 AM  

puffy999: thorpe: "According to the White House press pool, Hunter Biden stood at the shop's window for several minutes to pick up the order and to drop off a lapttop. "

Every Republican right now:

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Heh. I remember some trumper in an online game i play try to use "Hunter bidens' laptops" as an excuse for trying to overturn the election while the Jan 6th insurrection was happening.

I responded with ''Those damn laptops, found one in my closet the other day eating my socks! They get everywhere, the damn things!" He promptly shut up and left.
 
2021-01-25 3:19:08 AM  
Does that look like the face of a man you'd want to get in between him and his ice cream?

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2021-01-25 3:22:30 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Sesame seed bagel, a good choice, IMHO, but don't leave me hanging! What did he order for schmear?


Nothing, just a little dijon mustard
 
2021-01-25 3:23:32 AM  
Local McDonald's reported they are ordering one-third of the amount of patties than they have in previous months.
 
2021-01-25 3:26:40 AM  

Sonnuvah: fragMasterFlash: Sesame seed bagel, a good choice, IMHO, but don't leave me hanging! What did he order for schmear?

Nothing, just a little dijon mustard



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2021-01-25 3:34:32 AM  

Summoner101: Does that look like the face of a man you'd want to get in between him and his ice cream?

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Joey Two Cones!
 
2021-01-25 3:38:40 AM  
I love sesame seed bagels but their inherent entropy drives me to distraction.
 
2021-01-25 3:48:35 AM  

batlock666: Summoner101: Does that look like the face of a man you'd want to get in between him and his ice cream?

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Joey Two Cones!


That is the look of a man who is thinking "Ok, you're first, motherfarker. Your friend, he's next. Consider yourself lucky. He gets to see what happens to you."
 
2021-01-25 3:48:44 AM  

Porous Horace: I love sesame seed bagels but their inherent entropy drives me to distraction.


Found the vampire
 
2021-01-25 3:50:25 AM  
Good thing he didn't order the poppy seed bagel. The GOP would be screaming for a urine test later on and when it comes up Positive for Heroin, they'd be all "OMFG BIDEN IS A SMACK JUNKIE!"
 
2021-01-25 3:54:06 AM  
Mmmm... more normalcy. Less hamburders, more local eats. Good times.
 
2021-01-25 3:56:06 AM  

Summoner101: Does that look like the face of a man you'd want to get in between him and his ice cream?

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I got your two scoops right here, donny.
 
2021-01-25 3:59:35 AM  
I'm already well sick of hearing about his religion.
 
2021-01-25 3:59:45 AM  
Need to overwrite the script of MoaIA into this. Should be perfect.
 
2021-01-25 4:17:45 AM  
Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.
 
2021-01-25 4:45:09 AM  
GOP Dec. 2020: Go see your friends and family for Christmas! You'll be fine!

GOP Jan. 2021: It is completely irresponsible for Joe Biden to go to mass like this!
 
2021-01-25 4:51:02 AM  
Unpublicized visits?  You mean, like just deciding to spontaneously stop at a place to eat without announcing your visit, like normal people?
 
2021-01-25 4:55:19 AM  

MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.


Biden be all like
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/that was an interesting google img search
 
2021-01-25 4:59:17 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.

Biden be all like
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/that was an interesting google img search


Now I'm curious as to what you googled!
 
2021-01-25 5:07:30 AM  

MattytheMouse: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.

Biden be all like
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/that was an interesting google img search

Now I'm curious as to what you googled!


Type in a few guesses into the Google machine and have a gander. Hell, throw in "gander" to the search, too!
 
2021-01-25 5:12:00 AM  

MattytheMouse: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.

Biden be all like
[Fark user image 225x225]

/that was an interesting google img search

Now I'm curious as to what you googled!


*I actually just searched 'furry bagel' but ended up delving too deep
 
2021-01-25 5:12:04 AM  
GOP May 2020: It's a violation of our First Amendment Rights to stop us from congregating together for mass in our churches!

RanHakubi: GOP Dec. 2020: Go see your friends and family for Christmas! You'll be fine!

GOP Jan. 2021: It is completely irresponsible for Joe Biden to go to mass like this!


FTFY
 
2021-01-25 5:18:04 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: MattytheMouse: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.

Biden be all like
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/that was an interesting google img search

Now I'm curious as to what you googled!

*I actually just searched 'furry bagel' but ended up delving too deep


That's what I thought!
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So far, my results are pretty tame! Heck, now I want one of those dog beds.
 
2021-01-25 5:32:13 AM  
According to a friend in the District, there's a particular pizza place next to one of the Metro stations that Biden has been partial to for a long time. He's on first-name terms with all the employees and keeps up with their families and all that. Back when he was a Senator, he just stopped in there whenever he felt like it. After he became VP, passersby headed for a train knew when Biden wanted a pizza by the Secret Service agents standing outside. But he apparently instructed the SS not to impede any of the ordinary public who wanted to come in, and Biden would always chat with anyone who approached him, and ask them questions -- and actually listen to the answers. And if he ran into them there again on another day, he would remember them. Joe likes to engage with people and find out about their lives, and always has. That's the sort of person he is. A very refreshing change.
 
2021-01-25 5:34:33 AM  
Alt-headline:
After resuming his ritualistic cannibalism to cleanse his soul didn't satisfy him, Sleepy Joe ordered Hunter "Crack Finding" Biden to round up snacks for later.
 
2021-01-25 5:43:10 AM  
Is THIS what passes for news in a Biden admin?

... I like it.
 
2021-01-25 5:57:15 AM  

thorpe: "According to the White House press pool, Hunter Biden stood at the shop's window for several minutes to pick up the order and to drop off a lapttop. "


I'm still gonna be tempted to stencil "Property of Hunter Biden" on my laptop and strike though it with a Sharpie. And then go sit at a table in Chick-fil-A when they reopen their lobbies.
 
2021-01-25 5:57:33 AM  
Hannity must be flipping out.
 
2021-01-25 5:58:07 AM  

mksmith: According to a friend in the District, there's a particular pizza place next to one of the Metro stations that Biden has been partial to for a long time. He's on first-name terms with all the employees and keeps up with their families and all that. Back when he was a Senator, he just stopped in there whenever he felt like it. After he became VP, passersby headed for a train knew when Biden wanted a pizza by the Secret Service agents standing outside. But he apparently instructed the SS not to impede any of the ordinary public who wanted to come in, and Biden would always chat with anyone who approached him, and ask them questions -- and actually listen to the answers. And if he ran into them there again on another day, he would remember them. Joe likes to engage with people and find out about their lives, and always has. That's the sort of person he is. A very refreshing change.


I thought this was going to devolve into a joke about the places' supposed basement.
 
2021-01-25 6:14:09 AM  
A quote from our last President, Obama, in 2010:

"Some of you heard that my cholesterol had gone up. It's because of pie," Obama said at a town hall in Ottumwa, Iowa in April, "The White House, along with that Air Force One, they have really good pie at the White House."

The WH did have a world-class desert chef, I wonder if he bailed.  I think seeing the horrible image of Trump eating a Big Mac could be enough to make a Chef de Cuisine become a hermit to live only on unleavened bread and rainwater.
 
2021-01-25 6:15:07 AM  

RanHakubi: GOP Dec. 2020: Go see your friends and family for Christmas! You'll be fine!

GOP Jan. 2021: It is completely irresponsible for Joe Biden to go to mass like this!


Some of us were and are against both. But I guess President Plague Rat 2.0 can do no wrong because he has the right letter by his name. I'm sure all the people at the deli are thrilled to share the germs with hundreds of people from the mega church.

This is not what setting a good example looks like. What happened to the Biden who didn't leave his house for months during the campaign?
 
2021-01-25 6:37:04 AM  
Did they order unamerican mustard? Maybe they ordered commie ketchup? What about Marxist maple syrup?
 
2021-01-25 6:52:35 AM  

Summoner101: Does that look like the face of a man you'd want to get in between him and his ice cream?

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Look at him eating ice cream and wearing an Omega Sea master!
 
2021-01-25 7:09:55 AM  
How long until some asshole shows up with a long gun looking for kids in their basement?
 
2021-01-25 7:17:05 AM  
Members of the White House press pool are probably complaining because they were not given advanced notice that Biden was going to stop at the deli. If they had been given advanced notice, then they too could have ordered food from the deli.

Once, when Obama occupied the Oval Office, one of his daughters was playing in a soccer game somewhere in DC. At the spur of the moment, Obama decided to watch the game. So, he got into his limo and his motorcade took off. Members of the White House press pool did not know in advance what Obama was doing, and they did not catch up with him until after his daughter's soccer game had ended. Later, members of the White House press pool complained about Obama not giving them advanced notice.  I applauded Obama for being a dad.
 
2021-01-25 7:26:48 AM  

Dodo David: Members of the White House press pool are probably complaining because they were not given advanced notice that Biden was going to stop at the deli. If they had been given advanced notice, then they too could have ordered food from the deli.


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2021-01-25 7:28:47 AM  

MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.


It was a to-go order. Doesn't seems unreasonable in these times.

Also would I be wrong to assume that Biden, and everyone around him has been vaccinated?
 
2021-01-25 7:34:14 AM  

Gaddiel: MattytheMouse: Motherfarker we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Stay at home.

It was a to-go order. Doesn't seems unreasonable in these times.

Also would I be wrong to assume that Biden, and everyone around him has been vaccinated?


I seem to remember Biden getting publicly vaccinated, to encourage others to do so.
 
2021-01-25 7:40:58 AM  

mksmith: According to a friend in the District, there's a particular pizza place next to one of the Metro stations that Biden has been partial to for a long time. He's on first-name terms with all the employees and keeps up with their families and all that. Back when he was a Senator, he just stopped in there whenever he felt like it. After he became VP, passersby headed for a train knew when Biden wanted a pizza by the Secret Service agents standing outside. But he apparently instructed the SS not to impede any of the ordinary public who wanted to come in, and Biden would always chat with anyone who approached him, and ask them questions -- and actually listen to the answers. And if he ran into them there again on another day, he would remember them. Joe likes to engage with people and find out about their lives, and always has. That's the sort of person he is. A very refreshing change.


Would he visit the basement of this particular piZza place? To get Cheese Pizza???

And could he relax and take off his human mask?
 
2021-01-25 7:42:50 AM  
Right wing talking points today:

1) "Biden seen breaking stay at home order"
2) "Biden putting his entire security detail at risk with unnecessary take out orders"
3) "Hunter Biden seen taking bag of cash from local business"
4) "Comet Pizza has reopened as Bagel purveyor - still trafficking kiddos"
5) "Joe and Jill seen in building worshipping a foreigner"
6) "4000 people died today because of Joe Biden"
 
2021-01-25 7:51:26 AM  

thorpe: "According to the White House press pool, Hunter Biden stood at the shop's window for several minutes to pick up the order and to drop off a lapttop. "


I swear if I were Hunter Biden I'd go around dropping off random laptops and iPads in different locations once a week or so just to mess with Qanon mouth-breathers.
 
2021-01-25 8:09:22 AM  
It's good to know Joe shares my views on bagels, sesame is the "fact, not opinion" best.  Chocolate chip ice cream however, is just wrong however.  I'm not convinced Joe and I could ever be friends with such a poor ice cream choice.
 
2021-01-25 8:17:25 AM  

mksmith: Joe likes to engage with people and find out about their lives, and always has. That's the sort of person he is. A very refreshing change.


Trump ordered fast food because he was afraid of being poisoned.
 
2021-01-25 8:36:24 AM  
It's nice seeing a President getting cheered by normal people again.
 
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