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(CNN)   Sarah Huckabee Sanders will announce her bid to misrepresent the people of Arkansas on Monday   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: News, Bill Clinton, Asa Hutchinson, recent history, current governor of Arkansas, Arkansas, George W. Bush, former governor, President of the United States  
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2021-01-24 9:52:03 PM  
Obvious eye joke


//there, that's out of the way
 
2021-01-24 9:53:39 PM  
Hork.
 
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2021-01-24 9:54:19 PM  
Good luck, Arkansas.
 
2021-01-24 9:54:37 PM  
"She is a very special person with extraordinary talents, who has done an incredible job," Trump tweeted

YEEEAAAAAH!!!!
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Bless your heart Arkansas, bless your heart...
 
2021-01-24 9:55:00 PM  
And as usual the press conference will be cancelled at the last minute and instead be announced via a misspelled Tweet.
 
2021-01-24 9:56:44 PM  
In before a fresh "person of differing opinion" complains that you are all sad members of the patriarchy because Huckabeast is a lady and so forth.   The neckbeard sells it, though.
 
2021-01-24 9:57:31 PM  
On the good side....
 
2021-01-24 9:58:51 PM  
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Oh god... make it stop!
 
2021-01-24 9:59:22 PM  

cretinbob: Obvious eye joke


//there, that's out of the way


Well shiat.

Something about infrastructure week
 
2021-01-24 9:59:23 PM  
just when I thought we were out, she pulls me back in-

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2021-01-24 10:03:30 PM  
Great.  I guess Arkansas has no more pressing issues to handle than "stigginit to teh libs", so she'll be perfect.  Just wait until she starts holding those late press conferences, the libs is gonna plotz!!!

Or something.  I honestly can't care about these f*cks.
 
2021-01-24 10:04:14 PM  
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2021-01-24 10:09:40 PM  
Dogs everywhere seen massing toward the state borders on the way out of Arkansas.
 
2021-01-24 10:14:14 PM  
She's the white female Uncle Ruckus.

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2021-01-24 10:14:25 PM  
Time for the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette to hire Michelle Wolfe as a campaign reporter.
 
2021-01-24 10:17:27 PM  
She's a lying liar who lies.

You could buy every billboard in Arkansas and put up an ad calling her a liar, and it wouldn't count as libel/slander because it's a statement of legal fact -- she admitted to Mueller that she routinely lied to the American people during her time as press secretary. If she told the truth to Mueller, then she is a liar; if she lied to Mueller, than she is a liar and a criminal, what with the whole "perjury" thing and all.
 
2021-01-24 10:18:49 PM  

cretinbob: Obvious eye joke


//there, that's out of the way


I don't see what you did there.
 
2021-01-24 10:26:12 PM  
Perhaps she ought to trying being a representative first, learn how government works, get in touch with the issues the voters are worried about.

LOL, hell no, it's right to the top for unqualified conservatives. That book learning shiat is for libs.
 
2021-01-24 10:27:33 PM  
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2021-01-24 10:36:04 PM  
What more could the gop want.

/Your countr
y//broken
 
2021-01-24 10:38:20 PM  

King Something: She's a lying liar who lies.


That's not really a deal breaker in politics.
 
2021-01-24 10:43:21 PM  
Well, she does have her eye on the prize
 
2021-01-24 10:55:01 PM  
Good luck with that.  Attorney General Leslie Rutledge has been working her way up the ladder for years and isn't going to see it taken from her now.
 
2021-01-24 10:56:02 PM  

baka-san: Well, she does have her eye on the prize


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2021-01-24 10:56:44 PM  
Watch Michelle Wolf Roast Sarah Huckabee Sanders | NBC News
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oblig.
 
2021-01-24 10:59:45 PM  
Which local "All You Can Eat Buffet" is hosting this prized event?

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2021-01-24 11:11:44 PM  
She does know that Governors occasionally have to, you know, front the press?
 
2021-01-24 11:30:02 PM  
"I lied shamelessly and knowingly for an administration that subverted the Constitution and enabled American fascism to normalize in the form of White Supremacist morons. I'm not just the perfect GOP candidate, I am the GOP."

* cheering *
 
2021-01-24 11:49:26 PM  

not enough beer: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/NclJj1h_​MW4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] oblig.


That's harsh.

Beautifully harsh. That's how you roast somebody.
 
2021-01-24 11:55:04 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Which local "All You Can Eat Buffet" is hosting this prized event?

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2021-01-24 11:56:12 PM  

elvisaintdead: just when I thought we were out, she pulls me back in-

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2021-01-25 12:17:57 AM  

PainInTheASP: And as usual the press conference will be cancelled at the last minute and instead be announced via a misspelled Tweet.


That's just how they do in Ark-Kan-Saw!!
 
2021-01-25 12:26:20 AM  
Before the Huckabeast came along I thought Eddie Murphy was only joking about Aunt Bunny.
 
2021-01-25 1:21:52 AM  
She never showed the least bit of charisma.
 
2021-01-25 1:22:53 AM  
She'll represent them just fine.
 
2021-01-25 1:23:34 AM  
¯\(°_o)/¯
 
2021-01-25 1:24:53 AM  
I know most of you realize this, she likely wins this with ease. This is the state that elected Tommy Tuberville over a competent incumbent, Doug Jones.
 
2021-01-25 1:25:11 AM  
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
 
2021-01-25 1:26:22 AM  
I bet a smart doctor could make a fortune figuring out how to fix those squanky eyes.
 
2021-01-25 1:26:25 AM  
I don't want to believe a wonky-eyed lying liar can be a governor
 
2021-01-25 1:27:21 AM  
She's had her eye on that position for a while

/I don't care
 
2021-01-25 1:27:22 AM  

I_told_you_so: I know most of you realize this, she likely wins this with ease. This is the state that elected Tommy Tuberville over a competent incumbent, Doug Jones.


Huh?
 
2021-01-25 1:27:32 AM  

not enough beer: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NclJj1h_​MW4] oblig.


The best part about that is that she never said anything about her lazy eye, but made a "smokey eye" joke, which is just a makeup joke. But talking heads fell right into her trap accusing her of making fun of a disability.
 
2021-01-25 1:28:29 AM  
GOP: She's definitely experienced in our way of lies... er... life.
 
2021-01-25 1:28:49 AM  

I_told_you_so: I know most of you realize this, she likely wins this with ease. This is the state that elected Tommy Tuberville over a competent incumbent, Doug Jones.


Alabama.  Arkansas.  Same IQ, different accent.
 
2021-01-25 1:29:04 AM  

holdenoversoul: I_told_you_so: I know most of you realize this, she likely wins this with ease. This is the state that elected Tommy Tuberville over a competent incumbent, Doug Jones.

Huh?


Forget it, he's on a roll.
 
2021-01-25 1:29:14 AM  

holdenoversoul: I_told_you_so: I know most of you realize this, she likely wins this with ease. This is the state that elected Tommy Tuberville over a competent incumbent, Doug Jones.

Huh?


Just go with it. Maybe he'll in-line dong or something. Lord knows we could use dome dong.
 
2021-01-25 1:30:09 AM  

holdenoversoul: I_told_you_so: I know most of you realize this, she likely wins this with ease. This is the state that elected Tommy Tuberville over a competent incumbent, Doug Jones.

Huh?


Let him go he's on a roll
 
2021-01-25 1:30:14 AM  
Hello! I lied to you for many years. Very obviously lied to you. A whole lot. You literally cannot trust a single word that comes out of my mouth. Vote for me!
 
2021-01-25 1:31:24 AM  
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