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(Twitter)   If Trump is the same as Navalny, maybe Putin is right to imprison him. Or maybe you have no idea what the f*ck you're talking about, Newt   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-01-24 6:54:29 PM  
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2021-01-24 7:07:18 PM  
I wonder if he sleeps in a bathtub full of the blood of immigrant children.
 
2021-01-24 7:13:44 PM  
Did Navalny imply that wearing a mask is the mark of a wimp?  Did he suggest injecting bleach to cure a virus?  Did he launch a mob of morons at the Duma in an attempt to overthrow the Russian government?  These are all honest questions, I really don't know jack shiat about Navalny and I'm way too lazy to google him at the moment.

/I think I would've heard about any of those if the answer was yes.
 
2021-01-24 7:16:31 PM  
Newt, you backed the wrong horse and lost bigly. You're a traitor enabler and shall be treated as such
 
2021-01-24 7:43:49 PM  
"History Professor"
 
2021-01-24 9:14:05 PM  
That Newt is not getting better.
 
2021-01-24 9:15:03 PM  
Remember kids, it's always opposite day in republican crazyland.
 
2021-01-24 9:15:51 PM  
fark you
 
2021-01-24 9:33:24 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "History Professor"


I think you got that wrong.

It's "history" "professor."
 
2021-01-24 9:36:48 PM  
The path to unity is paved with justice.
 
2021-01-24 9:40:58 PM  
Never forget

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2021-01-24 10:29:37 PM  
Newt struggles to remain relevant.
 
2021-01-24 10:33:10 PM  
He thinks Joe will have him poisoned?
 
2021-01-24 11:53:15 PM  
Nalvany is president of Russia??
 
2021-01-24 11:53:40 PM  
Go home Newt, you're drunk
 
2021-01-24 11:54:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Nalvany is president of Russia??


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
2021-01-24 11:54:54 PM  
When a true tyrant rises up on the left and takes power and actually silences assholes like Newt Republicans will finally get the fable about the boy who cried wolf.
 
2021-01-24 11:57:31 PM  
Deep thoughts with skinny _____.
 
2021-01-24 11:57:56 PM  
I don't know how many times I need to keep repeating this.

There is an extremely positive chance Newt has never said a single truthful word.
 
2021-01-24 11:58:32 PM  
I think you're kinda mixing analogies here, Newt, when you probably just wanted mixed anal.
 
2021-01-25 12:02:05 AM  
Newt, once a force in GA and national politics, is now reduced to begging for Trump table scraps.
 
2021-01-25 12:02:41 AM  
political conflict doesn't get much deeper than attempted coup.
By "deeper political conflict", Newt means it will have consequences for his side rather than just affect Democratic people.
 
2021-01-25 12:02:58 AM  
You'd think the comparison would be with the president who uses violent means to attempt to hold on to power.....
 
2021-01-25 12:03:56 AM  
Republicans always lie.
 
2021-01-25 12:04:03 AM  
oh no, covid doesn't get shiatbergs like Newt.

just decent people.
 
2021-01-25 12:07:35 AM  
Has anyone mentioned that Newt sent his wife her divorce papers while she was dying of cancer, yet?
 
2021-01-25 12:07:56 AM  

J_Kushner: political conflict doesn't get much deeper than attempted coup.
By "deeper political conflict", Newt means it will have consequences for his side rather than just affect Democratic people.


Name doesn't check out
 
2021-01-25 12:09:19 AM  
I laughed when I read that. Like, hag-cackled.

/Didn't need more Newt.
 
2021-01-25 12:09:27 AM  
I don't care what the JB BigBoy impersonator thinks.
 
2021-01-25 12:09:47 AM  
Republicans are amazing.
A little over two weeks ago, they launched an attack against our own government, and now they're like, new phone who dis.

Complaining about security at the inauguration, telling everybody else to "move on."

That's some bold shiat.
 
2021-01-25 12:10:49 AM  
I'm starting to like this Newt fellow. He sure stays committed.

And Newt's wife is quite a looker. It's too bad the two of them never had a kid. They should keep trying until their holy matrimony achieves its rightful seed.

You are welcome for that mental image!
 
2021-01-25 12:11:13 AM  
It's telling that Newt is one of the "smart" ones.
 
2021-01-25 12:14:24 AM  
He incited insurrection.

He should hang
 
2021-01-25 12:16:25 AM  
Remember, we can't have true unity unless Democrats allow Republicans to get away with everything.
 
2021-01-25 12:17:26 AM  
I wonder why we even tolerate these creeps. They all need to hang for the good of our country.
 
2021-01-25 12:17:53 AM  

sirrerun: Republicans are amazing.
A little over two weeks ago, they launched an attack against our own government, and now they're like, new phone who dis.

Complaining about security at the inauguration, telling everybody else to "move on."

That's some bold shiat.


Easy to be bold when you suffer no consequences.
 
2021-01-25 12:18:18 AM  

Jumbled: I wonder why we even tolerate these creeps. They all need to hang for the good of our country.


Because holding people accountable for their actions is the real fascism apparently.
 
2021-01-25 12:23:21 AM  

Weatherkiss: Has anyone mentioned that Newt sent his wife her divorce papers while she was dying of cancer, yet?


But, like, what if she was really super awful and cancer was, like, too good for her. We don't know. I'm just asking questions.
 
2021-01-25 12:27:21 AM  
Trump tried to get rid of his political rival using his political power, thus the first impeachment. That's a Putin play, Newt.
I think you are getting confused with your comparisons.
 
2021-01-25 12:31:46 AM  

sirrerun: Republicans are amazing.
A little over two weeks ago, they launched an attack against our own government, and now they're like, new phone who dis.

Complaining about security at the inauguration, telling everybody else to "move on."

That's some bold shiat.


The post-event shamelessness and the attempted autogolpe are two sides to same problem. The Republican party would not have attempted autogolpe if American politics wasn't already so dysfunctional that there is no risk of the GOP facing consequences for attempting to seize power by force.

If it was certain that the consequences of conservatives organizing an insurrection would be rapid prosecution and imprisonment (or execution), the GOP wouldn't have done it.
 
2021-01-25 12:32:18 AM  
Tub of lard ought to shut his mouth so a dragonfly can see it shut.
 
2021-01-25 12:32:46 AM  

edmo: He thinks Joe will have him poisoned?


NTTAWWT.

Man, we really need a Fletcher Memorial Home now more than ever. You start posting nonsense, you get sent to the Home.
 
2021-01-25 12:35:30 AM  
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/ applies to all Republicans
 
2021-01-25 12:36:41 AM  
I love the false equivalency game!  In this edition, the key is figuring out that one is a staunch Putin opponent, while the other is in his employ.
 
2021-01-25 12:38:12 AM  
Newt sounds so very concerned about exacerbating the political conflict that he directly caused.
 
2021-01-25 12:39:24 AM  
Navalny is to Putin as Trump is to the U.S. Constitution.
 
2021-01-25 12:50:08 AM  
Why do you think they call him 'Newt'?  Comparable brain sizes, slimy skin, lives on insects, take your pick
 
2021-01-25 12:51:57 AM  
I wish one of his ex wife would have stabbed him while he slept for being the piece of shiat he's always been to everybody.

/he would have deserved it
 
2021-01-25 12:58:42 AM  
My Google must be busted because I'm searching for all the posts he made decrying Trump and other Republicans for demanding that Clinton, Obama, Biden, and other Democrats should be imprisoned, and I just can't find them.
 
2021-01-25 1:02:21 AM  
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