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2021-01-24 6:44:17 PM  
It's kind of like porn to RWNJs except, unlike porn, it effects the brain in a very negative way.
 
2021-01-24 6:54:54 PM  
They're still all dicks
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-24 8:06:24 PM  
No but they are an orgy of disease.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-24 8:06:48 PM  

Lambskincoat: It's kind of like porn to RWNJs except, unlike porn, it effects the brain in a very negative way.


So we're not going to be able to tell with them are we?
 
2021-01-24 8:25:45 PM  
Put ALL the traitors in jail for treason and murder or attempted murder. Throw the book at every idiot who was there as a representative of idiocy.
 
2021-01-24 10:51:18 PM  
Charge the rioters with bioterrorism too then.
 
2021-01-24 10:51:20 PM  
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2021-01-24 10:54:58 PM  
Donald Tramp - The Cinema Snob
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2021-01-24 11:00:20 PM  
Republicans are terrorists.
 
2021-01-24 11:04:46 PM  
Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish
 
2021-01-24 11:06:27 PM  
So...
The are literally disease bearing vermin?
Gosh. Facts bite cultists on the ass, as usual.
 
2021-01-24 11:10:54 PM  

Summoner101: Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish


If you haven't resorted to fapping to the weather forecast yet you aren't doing 'rona lockdown correctly.
 
2021-01-24 11:11:10 PM  
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2021-01-24 11:12:05 PM  
Oh wait, seeing it's the Capitol Police infected.

I can't fap to this.
 
2021-01-24 11:13:34 PM  
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2021-01-24 11:17:39 PM  
Let's be clear here:  Every one of these domestic terrorists knew they were on camera, while they were committing domestic terror (some of whom were fighting through mace and tear gas) and still thought it was a double-plus good idea to leave their faces uncovered.  We need a law which prohibits these morons from passing their genes to future generations.
 
2021-01-24 11:19:37 PM  
38 Capitol Police officers test positive for Covid-19 after Capitol riot

in a row?
 
2021-01-24 11:26:23 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Summoner101: Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish

If you haven't resorted to fapping to the weather forecast yet you aren't doing 'rona lockdown correctly.


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Meanwhile in Japan, the weather forecast is...
 
2021-01-24 11:28:03 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Summoner101: Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish

If you haven't resorted to fapping to the weather forecast yet you aren't doing 'rona lockdown correctly.


Maybe where you are--but in the Pacific Northwest, it's not easy to fap to gloomy, gray, rainy winter mini-death from November to April.

/tho Tori Black and Gianna Michaels are both PNWers, so there's that
 
2021-01-24 11:31:45 PM  

Yeast No 7: Republicans are terrorists.


Bio-terrorists.
 
2021-01-24 11:34:35 PM  

Hellkite85: Yeast No 7: Republicans are terrorists.

Bio-terrorists.


They do not need to be pigeon-holed.
 
2021-01-24 11:37:29 PM  
COVID is a social disease spread by human contact.

We can all read between the lines about how honorable and good republicans have been for decades about contract tracing back in the day of STDs.  Why some even spread it on purpose or believed that the innocent will cure them.
 
2021-01-24 11:37:30 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Summoner101: Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish

If you haven't resorted to fapping to the weather forecast yet you aren't doing 'rona lockdown correctly.


Fortunately I have Univision

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2021-01-24 11:58:04 PM  
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2021-01-25 12:16:37 AM  
Yeah but
Troops had to sleep in a parking garage just because Sleepy Joe is a do nothing. He just up and did that. China Joe must really hate the troops for making them go to DC just to sleep in a parking garage, with no other reason do be there.
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2021-01-25 12:25:16 AM  

jimmythrust: fragMasterFlash: Summoner101: Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish

If you haven't resorted to fapping to the weather forecast yet you aren't doing 'rona lockdown correctly.

Maybe where you are--but in the Pacific Northwest, it's not easy to fap to gloomy, gray, rainy winter mini-death from November to April.

/tho Tori Black and Gianna Michaels are both PNWers, so there's that


Username checks out.
 
2021-01-25 12:26:55 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Yeah but
Troops had to sleep in a parking garage just because Sleepy Joe is a do nothing. He just up and did that. China Joe must really hate the troops for making them go to DC just to sleep in a parking garage, with no other reason do be there.
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They do realize that Biden wasn't president before the inauguration, right?
 
2021-01-25 12:28:18 AM  

jimmythrust: fragMasterFlash: Summoner101: Anything is porn if your brave enough.

/and it's your fetish

If you haven't resorted to fapping to the weather forecast yet you aren't doing 'rona lockdown correctly.

Maybe where you are--but in the Pacific Northwest, it's not easy to fap to gloomy, gray, rainy winter mini-death from November to April.

/tho Tori Black and Gianna Michaels are both PNWers, so there's that


One winter in southern Oregon, I kept track of the weather.  Counted 45 days where we did not see the sun.
Not always rain and snow, but overcast and pea-soup thickness fog.  For FORTY-FIVE DAYS.
First day we saw the sun people were wondering why the sky was that weird color (blue)- and what was that huge bright thing moving across it?
 
2021-01-25 12:33:39 AM  

invictus2: [YouTube video: Donald Tramp - The Cinema Snob]


I gave this a chance... Sorry - it's too forced.
 
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2021-01-25 12:40:22 AM  
It's funny.  I don't remember hearing about any of the BLM protests being superspreader events.  I wonder what the difference is...
 
2021-01-25 12:44:36 AM  

Boe: It's funny.  I don't remember hearing about any of the BLM protests being superspreader events.  I wonder what the difference is...


They wore masks and there wasn't as large of a documented increase in cases afterwards? Is that what you're talking about? I think you gotta recalibrate your deflection shield because it's not working very well.
 
2021-01-25 12:49:55 AM  

recombobulator: Spice Must Flow: Yeah but
Troops had to sleep in a parking garage just because Sleepy Joe is a do nothing. He just up and did that. China Joe must really hate the troops for making them go to DC just to sleep in a parking garage, with no other reason do be there.
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They do realize that Biden wasn't president before the inauguration, right?


Maybe a 2-Minute Hate might cover facts like that, but Garrison speak the language of those lacking the cognitive skills of such osyssean odes of onano-oroborous... I forget how to pluralize that last one.
 
2021-01-25 12:55:16 AM  
Well, if that many capitol police are sick, then how the fark many people were newly infected overall?  There were a ton of people there.  Then these same Trumper assholes will complain about things being shut down and how Democrats are taking away their rights, never for one single second realizing that it's their fault.
 
2021-01-25 1:46:26 AM  

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I was expecting this. Didn't disappoint.
 
2021-01-25 1:55:17 AM  

Boe: It's funny.  I don't remember hearing about any of the BLM protests being superspreader events.  I wonder what the difference is...


Personal responsibility, education, compassion for other people.

BLM also didn't coat any national landmarks in feces.  After the 6th, the same cannot be said of America's police officers or military.
 
2021-01-25 2:29:51 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Yeah but
Troops had to sleep in a parking garage just because Sleepy Joe is a do nothing. He just up and did that. China Joe must really hate the troops for making them go to DC just to sleep in a parking garage, with no other reason do be there.
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Ben Garrison has yet to remove his Two Scoops memorial buttplug.
 
2021-01-25 2:31:42 AM  

syzygy whizz: One winter in southern Oregon,


Nothing interesting has ever followed that phrase.
 
2021-01-25 6:40:28 AM  
But which side were they on?
 
2021-01-25 8:17:05 AM  
Subby I guarantee it will be a porn subgenre if it isn't yet
 
2021-01-25 9:11:31 AM  
Add biological terrorism to the charges.
 
Boe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-25 11:12:20 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Boe: It's funny.  I don't remember hearing about any of the BLM protests being superspreader events.  I wonder what the difference is...

Personal responsibility, education, compassion for other people.

BLM also didn't coat any national landmarks in feces.  After the 6th, the same cannot be said of America's police officers or military.


Exactly.
 
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