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2021-01-24 8:33:17 PM  
Some departments now offer the ability to text "911" for those who find themselves in a situation where they are fearful of making a call.

"Some."

It's 2021 and this lack of technology is NOT acceptable!

We are still being murdered.

We are still dying.
 
2021-01-24 10:38:52 PM  

Cafe Threads: Some departments now offer the ability to text "911" for those who find themselves in a situation where they are fearful of making a call.

"Some."

It's 2021 and this lack of technology is NOT acceptable!

We are still being murdered.

We are still dying.


That whole "not paying to properly fund infrastructure thing for decades straight" thing our country's famous for? It's really obvious when a bridge collapses. It's not so obvious in cases like this... but it's not any less deadly.
 
2021-01-24 10:41:57 PM  
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2021-01-24 10:45:45 PM  
he looks like the 'i married a woman smaller than me for a reason' kind of guy...

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2021-01-24 10:50:08 PM  
From the article:
"Records show Shiflett, who was charged with strangulation, terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and simple assault, remained in York County Jail on Sunday."

I really am curious, if a person can be charged with "simple assault" then does that mean "complicated assault" is also a thing?
 
2021-01-24 10:54:19 PM  

darklingscribe: From the article:
"Records show Shiflett, who was charged with strangulation, terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and simple assault, remained in York County Jail on Sunday."

I really am curious, if a person can be charged with "simple assault" then does that mean "complicated assault" is also a thing?


Aggravated assault is more serious than simple assault.
 
2021-01-24 11:03:20 PM  

darklingscribe: From the article:
"Records show Shiflett, who was charged with strangulation, terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and simple assault, remained in York County Jail on Sunday."

I really am curious, if a person can be charged with "simple assault" then does that mean "complicated assault" is also a thing?


All's I know is the name Shiflett is synonymous with wife beating Inbred vermin in the region I'm from
 
2021-01-24 11:27:24 PM  

darklingscribe: From the article:
"Records show Shiflett, who was charged with strangulation, terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and simple assault, remained in York County Jail on Sunday."

I really am curious, if a person can be charged with "simple assault" then does that mean "complicated assault" is also a thing?


I'd explain it to you, but well, it's complicated.
 
2021-01-24 11:54:17 PM  

trerro: Cafe Threads: Some departments now offer the ability to text "911" for those who find themselves in a situation where they are fearful of making a call.

"Some."

It's 2021 and this lack of technology is NOT acceptable!

We are still being murdered.

We are still dying.

That whole "not paying to properly fund infrastructure thing for decades straight" thing our country's famous for? It's really obvious when a bridge collapses. It's not so obvious in cases like this... but it's not any less deadly.


I'm not paying more taxes.
 
2021-01-25 12:00:09 AM  
-1 misuse of SPIFFY tag
 
2021-01-25 1:06:04 AM  
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2021-01-25 4:30:40 AM  
Pennsylvania man visits Florida, immediately becomes violent criminal.
 
2021-01-25 6:47:04 AM  

darklingscribe: From the article:
"Records show Shiflett, who was charged with strangulation, terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and simple assault, remained in York County Jail on Sunday."

I really am curious, if a person can be charged with "simple assault" then does that mean "complicated assault" is also a thing?


I'm hearing "felony murder" tossed around a lot nowadays, as opposed to "misdemeanor murder", so <shrug>.
 
2021-01-25 7:53:07 AM  

Cafe Threads: Some departments now offer the ability to text "911" for those who find themselves in a situation where they are fearful of making a call.

"Some."

It's 2021 and this lack of technology is NOT acceptable!

We are still being murdered.

We are still dying.


Who is going to.pay for that easy, inexpensive upgrade that will actually do some good? Not the cops, who need that money for another assault vehicle, flash bang grenades, and military grade armor and weapons.

Duh.
 
2021-01-25 8:18:55 AM  
Who's the little rodent getting more than you or me?
Eff-you-see-K-E-Y Y-O-U-S-E
 
2021-01-25 8:52:15 AM  
 
2021-01-25 9:01:59 AM  
Texting 9-1-1 isn't any safer than dialing it. Many abusers simply smash the phone.
 
2021-01-25 9:10:39 AM  

Bruscar: Texting 9-1-1 isn't any safer than dialing it. Many abusers simply smash the phone.


But at least it helps deaf people who require the service, so there's that.
 
2021-01-25 9:47:22 AM  

turboke: Bruscar: Texting 9-1-1 isn't any safer than dialing it. Many abusers simply smash the phone.

But at least it helps deaf people who require the service, so there's that.


It also allows someone to silently request 911 help without alerting the abuser in the next room.
 
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