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1443 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 24 Jan 2021 at 5:50 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-24 1:09:28 PM  
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2021-01-24 1:22:38 PM  
The situation could escalate quickly.
 
2021-01-24 1:27:31 PM  
When the cats do that we just call them speed bump.
 
2021-01-24 1:29:19 PM  
Cat found the warm spot and you can't have it.
 
2021-01-24 1:45:04 PM  
When I was young this is why I hated cats, now I think that is the farking coolest thing in the world.
 
2021-01-24 1:48:37 PM  
A couple of mine trade off doing that on the stairs.  To be fair to this one though, my stairs don't move
 
2021-01-24 1:53:00 PM  
That cat is just waiting to do a quick one-eighty and bolt down the steps trying to trip as many hoomins as possible.
/slave to two cats.
// all cats are silent assassins.
/// three's
 
2021-01-24 2:09:23 PM  
If someone steps on or kicks the cat, it'll just go eat rats and pigeons some place else. Best to leave it be.
 
2021-01-24 2:19:16 PM  

Lambskincoat: When I was young this is why I hated cats, now I think that is the farking coolest thing in the world.


The parasites have worked their magic.
 
2021-01-24 3:59:12 PM  
If there is anything that I have fully realized over the last 4.5 years it is how much more I prefer cats to some of my fellow Americans. Especially the whiny entitled non-mask wearing weenie variety.
 
2021-01-24 4:10:33 PM  
Angry Cat-holes || Super Pissed Off Cats Compilation
Youtube XXRKCKJCO9s
 
2021-01-24 6:07:31 PM  
I like the dude with the phone who just steps over the car without breaking stride
 
2021-01-24 6:56:12 PM  

qorkfiend: I like the dude with the phone who just steps over the car without breaking stride


You learn to pay attention to what you're stepping in.  Sometimes, that lesson is only disgusting.  Sometimes, it's a cat and you die horribly and painfully.  If you're lucky.
 
2021-01-24 7:36:21 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: qorkfiend: I like the dude with the phone who just steps over the car without breaking stride

You learn to pay attention to what you're stepping in.  Sometimes, that lesson is only disgusting.  Sometimes, it's a cat and you die horribly and painfully.  If you're lucky.


Sometimes. Mostly.
 
2021-01-24 8:19:33 PM  
I wouldn't exactly kick the cat, but I might push it away with my foot,  gradually increasing force, until the cat moved itself away.  Easy.
 
2021-01-24 8:32:04 PM  
uhm, why does no one simply pick up the cat and move it OUT of the stream of human traffic?

that's what i'd do if it was an injured bird or something. if you think it will bite or scratch, just grab it with your jacket covered hands and move it to a safer spot.

if it was in the middle of a path of car traffic someone would move it, right?

or, you know, just gently nudge the damn thing with your toe and get it to move on its own......

these people are stupid, one and all.
 
2021-01-25 8:40:30 PM  

Lambskincoat: When I was young this is why I hated cats, now I think that is the farking coolest thing in the world.


This is what we get for domesticating them and making them shiat in a box
 
2021-01-26 4:41:09 AM  

petec: Lambskincoat: When I was young this is why I hated cats, now I think that is the farking coolest thing in the world.

This is what we get for domesticating them and making them shiat in a box


Box, shmox - there's a reason Bast invented shoes y'know
 
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