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(Washington Post)   Got some friends you hate? Invite them to meet you at this cool new craft brewery, and don't tell them until after they've ordered that all the beer has no alcohol   ( divider line
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2021-01-24 1:42:17 PM  
4 votes:
To put it bluntly, civilization exists because of beer (emphasis mine):

"Beer is the basis of modern static civilization," began Bamforth, Anheuser-Busch Endowed Professor of Brewing Science at the University of California, Davis. "Because before beer was discovered, people used to wander around and follow goats from place to place. And then they realized that this grain [barley] could be grown and sprouted and made into a bread and crumbled and converted into a liquid which gave a nice, warm, cozy feeling. So gone were the days that they followed goats around. They stayed put while the grain grew and while the beer was brewed. And they made villages out of their tents. And those villages became towns, and those towns became cities. And so here we are in New York, thanks to beer."

Beer without alcohol couldn't have done that, so this represents a step back, not forward, for human civilization, as far as I'm concerned.
2021-01-24 12:03:59 PM  
3 votes:
If I want to drink a non-alcoholic beer, I'll get my head examined first.
2021-01-24 1:20:47 PM  
2 votes:
I would kill myself just so I could haunt them for eternity
2021-01-24 6:04:18 PM  
1 vote:
Why would I be friends with people I hate? I'm not even friends with people I like.
2021-01-24 1:53:39 PM  
1 vote:
How to brew NA beer.  First drink some regular beer of your choice then wait until you have to piss.  Voilà.

/works for bud light too
zez [TotalFark]
2021-01-24 1:08:29 PM  
1 vote:
This place is in St. Louis and I hear it's pretty good. I've never tried it because I'll drink water instead of a NA beer if I'm thirsty.
2021-01-24 12:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
I drink NA beer often due to a heart thing. I hope they have a hazy IPA- that's what I miss most
2021-01-24 11:16:13 AM  
1 vote:
For the Muslims (and some Buddhists) in your life, I suppose.
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