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2021-01-23 11:57:39 PM  
... Kick the everloving shiat out of Donald J. Trump?
 
2021-01-24 2:39:35 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... Kick the everloving shiat out of Donald J. Trump?


No, that's what WE should have done.
 
2021-01-24 2:59:35 AM  
Ban Israel?
 
2021-01-24 2:59:56 AM  
Not sure why any nation did. Oh. Right. Rich people.
And yet this fact has made people stop carry water for the rich.
And they don't even get paid to.
All over the internet, fools call for an end to restrictions.
And those fools are never going to as rich as they people they support.
I don't get it.
And this is a year in.
Rich people have really brainwashed a good chunk of the human population.
But. Hay at least the cable still works. So woot?
 
2021-01-24 3:19:29 AM  
Shut down everything?
 
2021-01-24 3:22:58 AM  

waxbeans: Not sure why any nation did. Oh. Right. Rich people.
And yet this fact has made people stop carry water for the rich.
And they don't even get paid to.
All over the internet, fools call for an end to restrictions.
And those fools are never going to as rich as they people they support.
I don't get it.
And this is a year in.
Rich people have really brainwashed a good chunk of the human population.
But. Hay at least the cable still works. So woot?


You mean I can't see my Grandma on Spring Break and Mardi Gras and Easter and her birthday and Mother's Day  and Memorial Day and Father's day and the Fourth of July and take her to Disneyland over summer vacation and a Labor Day barbecue? And my kids can't celebrate Halloween and then I have to not see my parents on Thanksgiving and oh my god why do you hate Christmas? And if there was ever a year to celebrate the New Year, isn't this the one? 

And that whole time - that whole entire year - you expect me to not go out to meet with friends at restaurants? What the fark dude? This isn't Russia!
 
2021-01-24 3:38:01 AM  

recombobulator: Ban Israel?


Ben Israel. Get it right.
 
2021-01-24 3:41:39 AM  
Buy stock in commercial distilleries and Charmin?
 
2021-01-24 3:43:56 AM  
You mean have an enforceable quarantine period and pre-flight and post flight testing and universal contact tracing? Because I've lost just about everything. I was planning to move out of the US in March, had tickets, a lease on a house and a buyer for my biz. I've lost a farking year if my life. I have to go to court on Monday because my landlord here in California found a loophole and I'll probably get evicted even though they totally borked the complaint. Fuuuuuuuuuuuk
 
2021-01-24 4:11:22 AM  

gunther_bumpass: waxbeans: Not sure why any nation did. Oh. Right. Rich people.
And yet this fact has made people stop carry water for the rich.
And they don't even get paid to.
All over the internet, fools call for an end to restrictions.
And those fools are never going to as rich as they people they support.
I don't get it.
And this is a year in.
Rich people have really brainwashed a good chunk of the human population.
But. Hay at least the cable still works. So woot?

You mean I can't see my Grandma on Spring Break and Mardi Gras and Easter and her birthday and Mother's Day  and Memorial Day and Father's day and the Fourth of July and take her to Disneyland over summer vacation and a Labor Day barbecue? And my kids can't celebrate Halloween and then I have to not see my parents on Thanksgiving and oh my god why do you hate Christmas? And if there was ever a year to celebrate the New Year, isn't this the one? 

And that whole time - that whole entire year - you expect me to not go out to meet with friends at restaurants? What the fark dude? This isn't Russia!


/
I'm seriously don't get why people act like that was a big ask.

Hell, my mom took us to see family all he United States, when I was kid. I don't look back on it with found memories. Those weren't vacations. LOL. That crap was boring AF. Especially the few that were consistently occurring without fail those got boring faster.

Adults apparently dump every single feeling they had as a child and live in this world where what they do for their kids means the same to the kid as it means to the adult. It doesn't.
 
2021-01-24 4:32:10 AM  
If they ban all flights, how can they only ban flights from brown-people countries?
 
2021-01-24 4:35:36 AM  
I don't understand the Isreal thing at all. I should read some books or something.
 
2021-01-24 4:36:18 AM  

flappy_penguin: You mean have an enforceable quarantine period and pre-flight and post flight testing and universal contact tracing? Because I've lost just about everything. I was planning to move out of the US in March, had tickets, a lease on a house and a buyer for my biz. I've lost a farking year if my life. I have to go to court on Monday because my landlord here in California found a loophole and I'll probably get evicted even though they totally borked the complaint. Fuuuuuuuuuuuk


Sorry to hear that. Really sorry.
We have a number of lawyers here on Fark, and I'm sure they can't all suck.
I suggest you put a post in a discussion thread and post the details, you might get something useful.
 
2021-01-24 4:45:57 AM  
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2021-01-24 4:48:52 AM  

Resident Muslim: flappy_penguin: You mean have an enforceable quarantine period and pre-flight and post flight testing and universal contact tracing? Because I've lost just about everything. I was planning to move out of the US in March, had tickets, a lease on a house and a buyer for my biz. I've lost a farking year if my life. I have to go to court on Monday because my landlord here in California found a loophole and I'll probably get evicted even though they totally borked the complaint. Fuuuuuuuuuuuk

Sorry to hear that. Really sorry.
We have a number of lawyers here on Fark, and I'm sure they can't all suck.
I suggest you put a post in a discussion thread and post the details, you might get something useful.


This.

Can't empathise enough with you, penguin!! I'd offer you my couch, but it's all the way over here in Sweden, and we don't really have a handle on Covid, either. What line of biz you in anyway?
 
2021-01-24 5:10:14 AM  
I can't count how many otherwise sane people I personally know who can't talk about Trump without getting tears in their eyes. From grief. SMH
 
2021-01-24 5:16:52 AM  
But only two weeks? There will be worldwide viral sparks causing diseased brushfires longer than that.
 
2021-01-24 5:38:36 AM  
I thought they vaccinated their population a few weeks ago? But yeah we should have shut down commercial air travel last year. But guess we had to live our lives and stuff.
 
2021-01-24 5:44:10 AM  
The resulting empty planes will be used to destroy Palestinian homes.
 
2021-01-24 6:11:26 AM  
Enact a policy of voluntary quarantine, pull back behind walls, and man gate stations with sniffer dogs?

/obscure?
 
2021-01-24 6:22:02 AM  
"Prime Minister Netanyahu, a man is coughing in Wuhan!"
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2021-01-24 6:40:40 AM  
Shooting their leader into the sun?
 
2021-01-24 6:47:59 AM  
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2021-01-24 6:54:37 AM  
Two weeks ain't going to stop Covid.
 
2021-01-24 6:59:11 AM  
I hear a sound... it's...

clippity clop..clippity clop.. clippity clop..

It's the horse that got out and is now running circles around the barn laughing going "HA! HA!"
 
2021-01-24 7:00:07 AM  

flappy_penguin: You mean have an enforceable quarantine period and pre-flight and post flight testing and universal contact tracing? Because I've lost just about everything. I was planning to move out of the US in March, had tickets, a lease on a house and a buyer for my biz. I've lost a farking year if my life. I have to go to court on Monday because my landlord here in California found a loophole and I'll probably get evicted even though they totally borked the complaint. Fuuuuuuuuuuuk


That sucks.  I am sorry for you.
 
2021-01-24 7:06:36 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... Kick the everloving shiat out of Donald J. Trump?


For something China did?  Seems kind of petty and pointless, like much of the Democrats actions over the last 4 years.

BTW, Zhou Bai Den has stopped new fracking on federal lands, cancelled th XL pipeline, and is looking to work with Iran again.  Putin must be *LOVING* this.
 
2021-01-24 7:09:25 AM  
 
2021-01-24 7:19:47 AM  
Israel planning to do what every country should have done back in January 2020

Does this mean they'll vaccinate occupied territories in 2023?
 
2021-01-24 7:35:50 AM  

WitchyWoman: I thought the WHO and others admonished travel bans as xenophobic and ineffective at stopping the spread of COVID.


One nation, was the problem. And. Doing just China let it come in form Europe.
😒🙄
 
2021-01-24 8:01:54 AM  
Are they going to allow access to the vaccine for their 2nd class citizens?
 
2021-01-24 8:02:32 AM  

waxbeans: gunther_bumpass: waxbeans: Not sure why any nation did. Oh. Right. Rich people.
And yet this fact has made people stop carry water for the rich.
And they don't even get paid to.
All over the internet, fools call for an end to restrictions.
And those fools are never going to as rich as they people they support.
I don't get it.
And this is a year in.
Rich people have really brainwashed a good chunk of the human population.
But. Hay at least the cable still works. So woot?

You mean I can't see my Grandma on Spring Break and Mardi Gras and Easter and her birthday and Mother's Day  and Memorial Day and Father's day and the Fourth of July and take her to Disneyland over summer vacation and a Labor Day barbecue? And my kids can't celebrate Halloween and then I have to not see my parents on Thanksgiving and oh my god why do you hate Christmas? And if there was ever a year to celebrate the New Year, isn't this the one? 

And that whole time - that whole entire year - you expect me to not go out to meet with friends at restaurants? What the fark dude? This isn't Russia!

/
I'm seriously don't get why people act like that was a big ask.

Hell, my mom took us to see family all he United States, when I was kid. I don't look back on it with found memories. Those weren't vacations. LOL. That crap was boring AF. Especially the few that were consistently occurring without fail those got boring faster.

Adults apparently dump every single feeling they had as a child and live in this world where what they do for their kids means the same to the kid as it means to the adult. It doesn't.


I was a military brat. We often lived overseas (Scotland, Germany, Alaska, Hawaii, Guam). During Summers, I would be sent "home" to visit relatives in CONUS. My maternal Grandmother would take me all over to visit relatives.

It was always awkward to be told to play with virtual strangers ("This is your Cousin Ermintrude!") at first. Somehow, I made connections with most of a really large family. During rest of the year, letters & cards. I became quite a writer.

My large family died out. Seriously, on both maternal & paternal sides, I am the last if I go back 4 generations. My Mother's half-brother's step-grandson-in-Law us my closest relative. My two half-siblings (dead) have 5 living half-siblings from their father, but they are not my family. Lots of bachelor uncles & maiden aunties in Boston marriages & kids in stupid accidents & cancers running like water down a steep hill.


I'm glad I have my memories but I have no one to share them with nor speak our bastardized family German/Bohemian. Hubby's family, whom we live near, arent interested in my memories. They have their Portuguese traditions, although I did bring somethings into the Familia.

My writing to old relatives during my own Navy career did eventually result in a lot of inheritances & properties, so there was that. Postcards from around the World & gifts of rolls of stamps (!) & rembering birthdays & holidays paid off, but sometimes I wish I could talk to Cousin Keswick (preferred Kevin). I know where they are all buried but it's not the same. I watch Hubby's Familia & I'm glad they took me in because that doesn't always happen with gay spouses & by them I'm just Uncle Lurk. But sometimes I'm lonely to share memories they don't have. But, I do have those memories of visiting the Old Family Home in WV built in 1740 by Quaker ancestors who also used it as a tavern & inn for travelers. It hurt to sell it, but we weren't going to live there & none of the Familia were interested in trying.

Lots of memories.
 
2021-01-24 8:23:53 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: waxbeans: gunther_bumpass: waxbeans: Not sure why any nation did. Oh. Right. Rich people.
And yet this fact has made people stop carry water for the rich.
And they don't even get paid to.
All over the internet, fools call for an end to restrictions.
And those fools are never going to as rich as they people they support.
I don't get it.
And this is a year in.
Rich people have really brainwashed a good chunk of the human population.
But. Hay at least the cable still works. So woot?

You mean I can't see my Grandma on Spring Break and Mardi Gras and Easter and her birthday and Mother's Day  and Memorial Day and Father's day and the Fourth of July and take her to Disneyland over summer vacation and a Labor Day barbecue? And my kids can't celebrate Halloween and then I have to not see my parents on Thanksgiving and oh my god why do you hate Christmas? And if there was ever a year to celebrate the New Year, isn't this the one? 

And that whole time - that whole entire year - you expect me to not go out to meet with friends at restaurants? What the fark dude? This isn't Russia!

/
I'm seriously don't get why people act like that was a big ask.

Hell, my mom took us to see family all he United States, when I was kid. I don't look back on it with found memories. Those weren't vacations. LOL. That crap was boring AF. Especially the few that were consistently occurring without fail those got boring faster.

Adults apparently dump every single feeling they had as a child and live in this world where what they do for their kids means the same to the kid as it means to the adult. It doesn't.

I was a military brat. We often lived overseas (Scotland, Germany, Alaska, Hawaii, Guam). During Summers, I would be sent "home" to visit relatives in CONUS. My maternal Grandmother would take me all over to visit relatives.

It was always awkward to be told to play with virtual strangers ("This is your Cousin Ermintrude!") at first. Somehow, I made connections with most of a really large family. During rest of the year, letters & cards. I became quite a writer.

My large family died out. Seriously, on both maternal & paternal sides, I am the last if I go back 4 generations. My Mother's half-brother's step-grandson-in-Law us my closest relative. My two half-siblings (dead) have 5 living half-siblings from their father, but they are not my family. Lots of bachelor uncles & maiden aunties in Boston marriages & kids in stupid accidents & cancers running like water down a steep hill.


I'm glad I have my memories but I have no one to share them with nor speak our bastardized family German/Bohemian. Hubby's family, whom we live near, arent interested in my memories. They have their Portuguese traditions, although I did bring somethings into the Familia.

My writing to old relatives during my own Navy career did eventually result in a lot of inheritances & properties, so there was that. Postcards from around the World & gifts of rolls of stamps (!) & rembering birthdays & holidays paid off, but sometimes I wish I could talk to Cousin Keswick (preferred Kevin). I know where they are all buried but it's not the same. I watch Hubby's Familia & I'm glad they took me in because that doesn't always happen with gay spouses & by them I'm just Uncle Lurk. But sometimes I'm lonely to share memories they don't have. But, I do have those memories of visiting the Old Family Home in WV built in 1740 by Quaker ancestors who also used it as a tavern & inn for travelers. It hurt to sell it, but we weren't going to live there & none of the Familia were interested in trying.

Lots of memories.


Yeah. I love writing about and thinking about that one summer in Mexico.
But. None of my family ever wrote me. And my grandma sent only a few greeting cards early on.
But. I'm sure they would all say I never wrote. Maybe. But. Why would I write people I saw less than ten times over 15 years.
AND the one aunt I did see 100s of times was a nun. So I wasn't going to write a nun.
Again. Probably all my fault.
But. Meh. It was all boring AF.
Except the one Aunt who was really really really really cool.
She told to never come around because I was pals with drug dealers.
Those memories of polka mexican gangster music, playing pool, and drinking 🍺 those memories are loving.   (Even if I wasn't drinking and smoking. LOL)
I just realized there's a reason I love the first 10 minutes of Goodfellas.
 
2021-01-24 8:27:47 AM  

dittybopper: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... Kick the everloving shiat out of Donald J. Trump?

For something China did?  Seems kind of petty and pointless, like much of the Democrats actions over the last 4 years.

¹

BTW, Zhou Bai Den has stopped new fracking on federal lands, cancelled th XL pipeline, and is looking to work with Iran again².  Putin must be *LOVING* this.


1. No power or influential control during that period.
2. You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2021-01-24 8:37:27 AM  

winterbraid: Does this mean they'll vaccinate occupied territories in 2023?


The Palestinian leadership announced they do not want any vaccines from Israel and they have already secured them themselves from other sources, I'm assuming Russia or China. Anyone with some understanding of the culture/mentality involved will know why.

Magruda: Are they going to allow access to the vaccine for their 2nd class citizens?


Every citizen in Israel has access to the vaccine and in fact Israel is currently at first place in the vaccination rate worldwide.
Since you are clueless about Israel as established quite clearly in previous threads, I'm assuming you had no idea West Bank Palestinians and Gaza Palestinians are citizens of the Palestinian Authority which announced they secured the vaccines themselves and they themselves refused to ask Israel for it.
 
2021-01-24 8:41:06 AM  
Its the Haredi again...
 
2021-01-24 8:48:14 AM  

TappingTheVein: winterbraid: Does this mean they'll vaccinate occupied territories in 2023?

The Palestinian leadership announced they do not want any vaccines from Israel and they have already secured them themselves from other sources, I'm assuming Russia or China. Anyone with some understanding of the culture/mentality involved will know why.

Magruda: Are they going to allow access to the vaccine for their 2nd class citizens?

Every citizen in Israel has access to the vaccine and in fact Israel is currently at first place in the vaccination rate worldwide.
Since you are clueless about Israel as established quite clearly in previous threads, I'm assuming you had no idea West Bank Palestinians and Gaza Palestinians are citizens of the Palestinian Authority which announced they secured the vaccines themselves and they themselves refused to ask Israel for it.


You are so cute with your little genocide excuses.
 
2021-01-24 8:51:19 AM  

Magruda: You are so cute with your little genocide excuses.


Yes, pointing out with verified evidence how you again had no idea what's going on is me excusing genocide.
Hey, whatever helps you deal with being caught with your pants down again, I'm not judging.
 
2021-01-24 8:57:21 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: You are so cute with your little genocide excuses.

Yes, pointing out with verified evidence how you again had no idea what's going on is me excusing genocide.
Hey, whatever helps you deal with being caught with your pants down again, I'm not judging.


Oh so it's not occupied territory under a blockade? And the sky is what color in your world?
 
2021-01-24 9:02:23 AM  

Magruda: Oh so it's not occupied territory under a blockade? And the sky is what color in your world?


Notice how you backtracked from the nonsense genocide accusation to 'occupied territory under blockade' ? never mind that it's not occupied and hasn't been for some time now, it's fascinating how you think moving the goalposts won't be noticed.
Yes Gaza is under blockade since the time the genocidal terrorist leadership of Gaza declared Jihad on Israel and attacked Israel with thousands of rockets and missiles. Let me guess, you were clueless about this fact as well ?
 
2021-01-24 9:05:16 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: Oh so it's not occupied territory under a blockade? And the sky is what color in your world?

Notice how you backtracked from the nonsense genocide accusation to 'occupied territory under blockade' ? never mind that it's not occupied and hasn't been for some time now, it's fascinating how you think moving the goalposts won't be noticed.
Yes Gaza is under blockade since the time the genocidal terrorist leadership of Gaza declared Jihad on Israel and attacked Israel with thousands of rockets and missiles. Let me guess, you were clueless about this fact as well ?


Notice you keep using word tricks to twist meanings and obfuscate. Is it occupied territory or not?
 
2021-01-24 9:11:04 AM  

Magruda: Notice you keep using word tricks to twist meanings and obfuscate. Is it occupied territory or not?


What are you talking about ? I just pointed out again how you are clueless. Was it too subtle for you ?  did you or did you not accuse me regarding genocide and then backtracked to 'occupied territory under blockade' ? was it your evil twin ?
West Bank is occupied, Gaza is under blockade. You mentioned blockade. Or are you confusing the West Bank and Gaza ? how deep does your ignorance go ? It was already established you're clueless, the question is how much.
 
2021-01-24 9:13:19 AM  

Magruda: Are they going to allow access to the vaccine for their 2nd class citizens?


Israel doesn't really do 2nd class citizens.  Did you know there are actual Muslims that have been elected to Parliament in Israel?

Good luck being Jewish and pulling that off in an Islamic county.  Assuming you can find one that's actually Democratic.
 
2021-01-24 9:15:23 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: Notice you keep using word tricks to twist meanings and obfuscate. Is it occupied territory or not?

What are you talking about ? I just pointed out again how you are clueless. Was it too subtle for you ?  did you or did you not accuse me regarding genocide and then backtracked to 'occupied territory under blockade' ? was it your evil twin ?
West Bank is occupied, Gaza is under blockade. You mentioned blockade. Or are you confusing the West Bank and Gaza ? how deep does your ignorance go ? It was already established you're clueless, the question is how much.


You are a liar making excuses for evil.

GrizzlyPouch: Magruda: Are they going to allow access to the vaccine for their 2nd class citizens?

Israel doesn't really do 2nd class citizens.  Did you know there are actual Muslims that have been elected to Parliament in Israel?

Good luck being Jewish and pulling that off in an Islamic county.  Assuming you can find one that's actually Democratic.


Whataboutism.
 
2021-01-24 9:21:57 AM  

Magruda: You are a liar making excuses for evil.


You are talking baseless ridiculous nonsense while again ignoring the actual posts above pointing out quite clearly how you are clueless. You think if you ignore addressing them they'll go away? you think it will somehow make your goalposts moving tactic not register? I'm honestly intrigued.
 
2021-01-24 9:25:20 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: You are a liar making excuses for evil.

You are talking baseless ridiculous nonsense while again ignoring the actual posts above pointing out quite clearly how you are clueless. You think if you ignore addressing them they'll go away? you think it will somehow make your goalposts moving tactic not register? I'm honestly intrigued.


Right, it's not occupied territory. No claim made after this one should be taken seriously. One boldfaced lie after another with your ilk.
 
2021-01-24 9:28:21 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: You are a liar making excuses for evil.

You are talking baseless ridiculous nonsense while again ignoring the actual posts above pointing out quite clearly how you are clueless. You think if you ignore addressing them they'll go away? you think it will somehow make your goalposts moving tactic not register? I'm honestly intrigued.


Probably a waste of time.  It's like a parrot or a bot, with Preprogrammed responses only.

There's no actual intelligent thought there.
 
2021-01-24 9:29:49 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: TappingTheVein: Magruda: You are a liar making excuses for evil.

You are talking baseless ridiculous nonsense while again ignoring the actual posts above pointing out quite clearly how you are clueless. You think if you ignore addressing them they'll go away? you think it will somehow make your goalposts moving tactic not register? I'm honestly intrigued.

Probably a waste of time.  It's like a parrot or a bot, with Preprogrammed responses only.

There's no actual intelligent thought there.


Now my feelings are hurt.
 
2021-01-24 9:32:18 AM  
Magruda:

See.  Response sounds a lot like something Siri would say right?

Definitely a bot.
 
2021-01-24 9:32:35 AM  
Israel planning to do what every country should have done back in January 2020

Jail Netanyahu?
 
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