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(Twitter)   A gym owner charged with assaulting an officer during the attack on the U.S. Capitol is the son of a deceased New Jersey State Trooper. Michelle Obama attended his dad's memorial... because his brother is in the Secret Service   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-01-23 6:37:45 PM  
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2021-01-23 6:42:20 PM  
Looks like a typical mook.
 
2021-01-23 6:43:15 PM  
So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.
 
2021-01-23 6:43:26 PM  
Some of those that work forces may also be the same that burn crosses.
 
2021-01-23 6:49:10 PM  
I hope he gets 26 years in the slammer.
 
2021-01-23 7:07:52 PM  
Ferris Bueller you're my hero
 
2021-01-23 7:08:47 PM  

eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.


I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.
 
2021-01-23 7:17:56 PM  

Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.


Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?
 
2021-01-23 7:49:50 PM  
One doesn't own a gym.
One rents space and tries to sell time share in a sweaty, leased area.
 
2021-01-23 8:10:53 PM  
This week on Soap...
 
2021-01-23 8:14:29 PM  

wxboy: This week on Soap...


Soap had better writing and a more coherent storyline
 
2021-01-23 8:30:27 PM  
The dog ate my homework
 
2021-01-23 8:55:44 PM  
The Terroristocrats!
 
2021-01-23 9:07:00 PM  
Fat gym owner and treasonous patriot. Quite a catch! Snap him up while you can ladies.
 
2021-01-23 9:47:42 PM  
One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.
 
2021-01-23 11:06:33 PM  
The aristocrats!
 
2021-01-23 11:07:57 PM  

Karma Chameleon: The aristocrats!


With Daddy issues!
 
2021-01-23 11:08:14 PM  
We found out who the crazy uncle of the family is.

/the aristocrats!
//*shakes tiny fist*
 
2021-01-23 11:08:18 PM  
Did he chew his finger off?
 
2021-01-23 11:08:36 PM  
So deep state.

Q is coming up Milhouse.
 
2021-01-23 11:09:23 PM  

eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?


Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy
 
2021-01-23 11:10:56 PM  
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2021-01-23 11:12:11 PM  
I thought they said "blue lives matter".
 
2021-01-23 11:12:15 PM  

Karma Chameleon: The aristocrats!


A nice ring to that name.  Perhaps it would be a good political party name.  The Aristocrat party.
 
2021-01-23 11:13:07 PM  

dwlah: The dog ate my homework


Hey, that's my line!
 
2021-01-23 11:16:01 PM  
This all just keeps getting better and better.
 
2021-01-23 11:18:05 PM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


Republicans say a lot of things they don't mean.
 
2021-01-23 11:18:57 PM  
Between this and the fireman who bashed a cop with a fire extinguisher, this is all too on the nose.
 
2021-01-23 11:19:49 PM  
Yet again the stereotype image of the racist trump supporter holds true to form.   Picture is exactly what I expected.
 
2021-01-23 11:20:53 PM  
The only thing you need to be a personal trainer is an ability to count. To own a gym, you don't even need to know how to count.
 
2021-01-23 11:23:35 PM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


Yes, but what they really meant is "I'm a racist but it's not cool to just come out and say it".
 
2021-01-23 11:23:46 PM  
Another fat white guy. What a shocker.
 
2021-01-23 11:25:18 PM  

BitwiseShift: Karma Chameleon: The aristocrats!

With Daddy issues!


That's the way Gilbert Gottfried tells it.
 
2021-01-23 11:27:08 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy


Beer frame!
 
2021-01-23 11:27:28 PM  

Begoggle: Another fat white guy. What a shocker.


Another fat white guy ... gym owner?
Can't imagine a successful visual for potential customers. Maybe didn't leave the office much during daylight?
 
2021-01-23 11:27:55 PM  

gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!


*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*
 
2021-01-23 11:28:12 PM  

dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.


This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.
 
2021-01-23 11:29:37 PM  

dv-ous: One in every family.


We hope it's only 1.
 
2021-01-23 11:29:58 PM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Begoggle: Another fat white guy. What a shocker.

Another fat white guy ... gym owner?
Can't imagine a successful visual for potential customers. Maybe didn't leave the office much during daylight?


He probably made all his money selling steroids.
 
2021-01-23 11:31:33 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.


Most smart people don't get into a business known for causing long term brain damage (not to say there haven't been or aren't any smart professional fighters).
 
2021-01-23 11:31:53 PM  

gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*


Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?
 
2021-01-23 11:34:14 PM  
Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?
 
2021-01-23 11:34:59 PM  
/Oh wait, all these people actually are white.
 
2021-01-23 11:35:41 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?


Pfft! Have you even SEEN how white they are?
 
2021-01-23 11:35:56 PM  
Are they trying to connect the murderer to Michelle Obama?
 
2021-01-23 11:40:44 PM  

dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.


If nothing else, they're susceptible to it because
a) A teenage or 20-something meathead probably will get away with few to no symptoms
b) The gym being closed is the worst thing in the world to them
 
2021-01-23 11:41:41 PM  

shinji3i: I want that sauce Morty!: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.

Most smart people don't get into a business known for causing long term brain damage (not to say there haven't been or aren't any smart professional fighters).


Aaron Rodgers isn't a Republican
 
2021-01-23 11:46:21 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?


Cuz they're white.
 
2021-01-23 11:46:52 PM  
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2021-01-23 11:48:47 PM  

puffy999: Some of those that work forces may also be the same that burn crosses.


That's catchy.
 
2021-01-23 11:49:41 PM  
You don't get to pick your family. My sister is into the whole Q conspiracy crap, and refused to believe that Trump lost the election.

We don't talk anymore.

Her choice.
 
2021-01-23 11:51:15 PM  

eurotrader: wxboy: This week on Soap...

Soap had better writing and a more coherent storyline


I'm confused, though.
 
2021-01-23 11:52:41 PM  
Soooo blaming the Obama's on this in 3...2...1...
 
2021-01-23 11:59:05 PM  

mcmnky: puffy999: Some of those that work forces may also be the same that burn crosses.

That's catchy.


Somebody should put it into lyrics and make a song out of it.

:)
 
2021-01-24 12:11:49 AM  

kkinnison: Are they trying to connect the murderer to Michelle Obama?


Yes, because the trurrrrrist signed his manifesto with dijon mustard.
 
2021-01-24 12:26:00 AM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


Wrong shade of blue.
 
2021-01-24 12:28:55 AM  
I'm guessing family holidays are over.
 
2021-01-24 12:29:38 AM  
A cult is a helluva drug.  Lotta addle brained druggies runnin' around.  All hopped upon Trump.
 
2021-01-24 12:29:43 AM  
Scott Fairlamb, a former ultimate fighter, got pulled into the "conspiracy theory vortex," one associate said.

No, he jumped in with both feet.
 
2021-01-24 12:40:24 AM  
The aristocrats?
 
2021-01-24 12:42:53 AM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


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2021-01-24 12:46:50 AM  

erik-k: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

If nothing else, they're susceptible to it because
a) A teenage or 20-something meathead probably will get away with few to no symptoms
b) The gym being closed is the worst thing in the world to them


I know more than a few optometrists last spring who were strongly questioning whether COVID was really a big deal and it was pretty clear that the self interest of keeping their optical open and selling stuff that was the motivating factor convincing them it couldn't possibly.
Or as Winston Zedmore said "if there's a steady paycheck in it I'll believe anything."
 
2021-01-24 12:49:33 AM  

eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?


Cop kids are always the worst. They would have that Police Athletic Club sticker on their license plate to let other pigs know not to pull them over. They're always moving drugs in their cars.


Let's be honest at this point the police unions need to be dissolved in the United States.   They've created this group
 
2021-01-24 12:51:30 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.


I've heard physiologists say that those people who exercise way too much start developing a surplus of testosterone, and start to behave like teenagers; their mental processes resemble a 13-year-old boy's, which explains a lot right there.
 
2021-01-24 12:59:35 AM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


That's just a jingoistic way of signaling that the speaker believes the lives of minorities are worth less than nothing.
 
2021-01-24 1:03:14 AM  

shinji3i: J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".

Republicans say a lot of things they don't mean.


Yeah.  Like, "The Law and Order" party.
 
2021-01-24 1:04:49 AM  

Fano: erik-k: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

If nothing else, they're susceptible to it because
a) A teenage or 20-something meathead probably will get away with few to no symptoms
b) The gym being closed is the worst thing in the world to them

I know more than a few optometrists last spring who were strongly questioning whether COVID was really a big deal and it was pretty clear that the self interest of keeping their optical open and selling stuff that was the motivating factor convincing them it couldn't possibly.
Or as Winston Zedmore said "if there's a steady paycheck in it I'll believe anything."


Hindsight 2020 I guess
 
2021-01-24 1:13:20 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You don't get to pick your family. My sister is into the whole Q conspiracy crap, and refused to believe that Trump lost the election.

We don't talk anymore.

Her choice.


I hope she doesn't have kids but I know pedophile conspiracy rackets prey off of parental emotions.
 
2021-01-24 1:16:05 AM  
Time for a gym owner tag.
 
2021-01-24 1:19:53 AM  
The black sheep of the family is white!
 
2021-01-24 1:21:05 AM  

VanillaEnvelope: Between this and the fireman who bashed a cop with a fire extinguisher, this is all too on the nose.


Nothing beats the fat chick who got trampled while carrying a "Don't tread on Me" flag.

"What are you doing? Read the flag!"
 
rpm
2021-01-24 1:24:22 AM  

eurotrader: wxboy: This week on Soap...

Soap had better writing and a more coherent storyline


Confused yet? You will be.
 
2021-01-24 1:37:56 AM  

rpm: eurotrader: wxboy: This week on Soap...

Soap had better writing and a more coherent storyline

Confused yet? You will be.


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2021-01-24 1:39:45 AM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?


Because this country loves white supremacy and right wing terrorism.
 
2021-01-24 1:43:43 AM  
So what you're saying is the phone calls from Nazis are coming from inside the house? Tell me something I don't know.
 
2021-01-24 1:54:41 AM  
Thanksgiving will be awkward.
 
2021-01-24 2:36:05 AM  
Is his gym in the basement? Or his mom's?
 
2021-01-24 2:41:28 AM  
Between this and that woman peddling Pelosi's laptop to the Russians...keeps reminding me of "Burn After Reading."   So that's it, then.  No one else...really knows anything.
 
2021-01-24 3:10:04 AM  

baxterdog: mcmnky: puffy999: Some of those that work forces may also be the same that burn crosses.

That's catchy.

Somebody should put it into lyrics and make a song out of it.

:)


All that "anger against the system" leads nowhere. We should try unity. And to do as we're told by people that know better.
 
2021-01-24 3:28:26 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Looks like a typical mook.


judges would have also accepted: "jamoke"
 
2021-01-24 4:54:24 AM  
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2021-01-24 5:21:16 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Begoggle: Another fat white guy. What a shocker.

Another fat white guy ... gym owner?
Can't imagine a successful visual for potential customers. Maybe didn't leave the office much during daylight?


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Hello, and welcome to FlexFit.
 
2021-01-24 5:28:27 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Begoggle: Another fat white guy. What a shocker.

Another fat white guy ... gym owner?
Can't imagine a successful visual for potential customers. Maybe didn't leave the office much during daylight?


welcome to Average Joes? actually, that was rude, sounds more like Globo Gym.
 
2021-01-24 5:48:43 AM  
Biden's ultimate "unity" move: pardoning the least of the rioters. Telling them they were lied to by a bad man, and they deserve to be forgiven and welcomed back to an America that wants to heal.

I am not into it.
 
2021-01-24 6:00:10 AM  

SonOfSpam: Scott Fairlamb, a former ultimate fighter, got pulled into the "conspiracy theory vortex," one associate said.

No, he jumped in with both feet.


I'm tired of hearing people related claiming they were "sucked in" The the Q nonsense.

They saw it on YouTube and either don't have any friends or family they talk to regularly that nipped it in the bud or they are surrounded by like minded people that feed the cycle.

Either way they didn't "slip" under some spell
 
2021-01-24 6:42:20 AM  
Jaws_Victim - Biden's ultimate "unity" move: pardoning the least of the rioters. Telling them they were lied to by a bad man, and they deserve to be forgiven and welcomed back to an America that wants to heal.

Which is a huge mistake. You can throw 'law and order' out of the window if the response to what happened is to pardon any of them, and it will be all but impossible to deny that there is a two-tiered justice system in this country.

/I am with you... this is not kosher
//how can anyone expect order without consequences?
///charge every single one of them!
 
2021-01-24 6:46:42 AM  
He probably is the creepy gym owner who has a sausage fest gym, because he creeped all the female members out by constantly hitting on them until the quit.
 
2021-01-24 7:39:39 AM  
Just like a republican to spit on people who were kind to him.

Their hate of decency is enough of a reason for us to correct this problem with prison time.
 
2021-01-24 7:46:32 AM  
He's not fat. That's just his body armor.

More cushion for the putschin'.
 
2021-01-24 8:00:43 AM  

eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.


As much as I agree with this, it's not going to happen.  The largest ring leaders, like the people that actually broke or stole or entered offices or assaulted people, they will do time.
Most of the others will probably get nothing more than a fine.

And even so, there is going to be a lot of "we were told to" defense, or the "I was just following a mob" defense.
For those that can afford lawyers that will be the way out.  But, whatever money they spend on a lawyer will be worse than the fine.
 
2021-01-24 8:04:29 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: He's not fat. That's just his body armor.

More cushion for the putschin'.


you are bad and your joke is bad and you should feel bad! /zoidberg

well... except for the part where I larfed. and subsequently very nearly Urkel-snorted beer out me nose.

//*shakes tiny fist*
 
2021-01-24 8:07:55 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: He's not fat. That's just his body armor.

More cushion for the putschin'.


and... was going to green you for that, but apparently I already had?

(no offense, it's not a pope-ranking or anything like that, I just add popes in order as I see them.)

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2021-01-24 8:19:30 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: dwlah: The dog ate my homework

Hey, that's my line!


Username checks out
 
2021-01-24 8:21:21 AM  

dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.


Maybe.  But as a "fitness nut" that has tried going to the gym "post"-COVID, I can tell you it's a pretty mixed bag.  I see dedicated treadmill runners keep their masks on, while flabby housewives barely moving their legs take their masks off.  I've seen serious lifters keep their masks on through Olympic exercises, and wipe down everything before and after, and I've seen half-ass dumbasses wearing the chin diaper so their labored breathing doesn't interfere with their phat 15lb bicep curls.  The young, healthy members of the staff all keep their masks on, while the walking co-morbidity septuagenarian doesn't even wear a mask during his shift (even after another staff member tested COVID positive).

Overall, I'd agree that most people in the gym are self-centered, myself included.  But this clown represents us no more than any other ignorant asshole.
 
2021-01-24 8:29:53 AM  

IamTomJoad: SonOfSpam: Scott Fairlamb, a former ultimate fighter, got pulled into the "conspiracy theory vortex," one associate said.

No, he jumped in with both feet.

I'm tired of hearing people related claiming they were "sucked in" The the Q nonsense.

They saw it on YouTube and either don't have any friends or family they talk to regularly that nipped it in the bud or they are surrounded by like minded people that feed the cycle.

Either way they didn't "slip" under some spell


No no, they are "pulled" into conspiracy theories. It's being gay that they are "sucked" into.
 
2021-01-24 8:33:29 AM  

born_yesterday: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

Maybe.  But as a "fitness nut" that has tried going to the gym "post"-COVID, I can tell you it's a pretty mixed bag.  I see dedicated treadmill runners keep their masks on, while flabby housewives barely moving their legs take their masks off.  I've seen serious lifters keep their masks on through Olympic exercises, and wipe down everything before and after, and I've seen half-ass dumbasses wearing the chin diaper so their labored breathing doesn't interfere with their phat 15lb bicep curls.  The young, healthy members of the staff all keep their masks on, while the walking co-morbidity septuagenarian doesn't even wear a mask during his shift (even after another staff member tested COVID positive).

Overall, I'd agree that most people in the gym are self-centered, myself included.  But this clown represents us no more than any other ignorant asshole.


I need to be much more fitness-oriented than I've been, but, man, I would not set foot in one these days. even before This Our Plague-Era, when I'd go abuse the guest-pass of my brother's YMCA (and it was a pretty decent one!) - my main goal was minimum 1/4 mile of oxygen-free laps in their 50-meter pool. as a teenager, that would have been pure kid-play, but as a 40+yo. lol, yeah, I was proud of managing it.

but (Narrator: there's always a but!)

jfc/ffs, nice as it was, it's still "The Y" and you gots your tragedy-of-the-commons. people wearing filthy street-shoes on the deck, kids with leaky diapers running around every of the wheres, old people with leaky diapers standing still in the actual lanes... so actually huh, that sounds like a pretty normal YMCA lol.
 
2021-01-24 8:56:27 AM  

tintar: born_yesterday: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

Maybe.  But as a "fitness nut" that has tried going to the gym "post"-COVID, I can tell you it's a pretty mixed bag.  I see dedicated treadmill runners keep their masks on, while flabby housewives barely moving their legs take their masks off.  I've seen serious lifters keep their masks on through Olympic exercises, and wipe down everything before and after, and I've seen half-ass dumbasses wearing the chin diaper so their labored breathing doesn't interfere with their phat 15lb bicep curls.  The young, healthy members of the staff all keep their masks on, while the walking co-morbidity septuagenarian doesn't even wear a mask during his shift (even after another staff member tested COVID positive).

Overall, I'd agree that most people in the gym are self-centered, myself included.  But this clown represents us no more than any other ignorant asshole.

I need to be much more fitness-oriented than I've been, but, man, I would not set foot in one these days. even before This Our Plague-Era, when I'd go abuse the guest-pass of my brother's YMCA (and it was a pretty decent one!) - my main goal was minimum 1/4 mile of oxygen-free laps in their 50-meter pool. as a teenager, that would have been pure kid-play, but as a 40+yo. lol, yeah, I was proud of managing it.

but (Narrator: there's always a but!)

jfc/ffs, nice as it was, it's still "The Y" and you gots your tragedy-of-the-commons. people wearing filthy street-shoes on the deck, kids with leaky diapers running around every of the wheres, old people with leaky diapers standing still in the actual lanes... so actually huh, that sounds like a pretty normal YMCA lol.


That's a nasty Y.  The one I went to before things went all COVID-y was actually rather nice.  Damn pricy, but nice.
 
2021-01-24 9:14:26 AM  

CruiserTwelve: The black sheep of the family is white!


We get it, all cops are racists.
 
2021-01-24 9:19:42 AM  
They are not "them." They are the neighbor you defend as harmless because he trims his lawn, the coworker who you indulge with his "kind of out there" opinions because he likes the same sports team you do, and the uncle you invite on holidays.

If you regard them as normal, so will the country. This is on you.
 
2021-01-24 9:27:25 AM  
His brother the Secret Service agent is going to have a very interesting security clearance evaluation soon. I hope he likes working stamp fraud cases in Pacoima, because they won't be letting him anywhere near the President, ever.
 
2021-01-24 9:39:23 AM  
Sounds like he's the black sheep loser of the family
"Dad was a cop, brother is secret service, I 'own' a gym"
 
2021-01-24 9:56:45 AM  
Secret Service huh?  They hire dudes with family ties to terrorists?  NO WAY would he get clearance with that potential blemish.  Too easy to manipulate.
 
2021-01-24 10:04:02 AM  

Jaws_Victim: Biden's ultimate "unity" move: pardoning the least of the rioters. Telling them they were lied to by a bad man, and they deserve to be forgiven and welcomed back to an America that wants to heal.

I am not into it.


Huge mistake.  Give them exactly the charges BLM protesters would have received had they pulled the same shiat.
 
2021-01-24 10:07:19 AM  

IamTomJoad: SonOfSpam: Scott Fairlamb, a former ultimate fighter, got pulled into the "conspiracy theory vortex," one associate said.

No, he jumped in with both feet.

I'm tired of hearing people related claiming they were "sucked in" The the Q nonsense.

They saw it on YouTube and either don't have any friends or family they talk to regularly that nipped it in the bud or they are surrounded by like minded people that feed the cycle.

Either way they didn't "slip" under some spell


Republicans would rather encourage Q-Anonism than mental health treatment because Q-Anon's vote R whereas those receiving mental health treatment vote D.

Is that abuse?  You bet.  Its time for a 50 states consent decree against the GOP.
 
2021-01-24 10:53:39 AM  

here to help: [Fark user image image 398x305]


Well, that's my nightmares fueled for a while.
 
2021-01-24 11:05:47 AM  

roc6783: gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*

Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?


In WI, yes.
 
2021-01-24 12:02:18 PM  

gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*

Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?

In WI, yes.


To be fair, that's where the majority of my bowling occurs. Actually, I have only ever bowled in WI.
 
2021-01-24 12:21:06 PM  
That apple fell very far from the tree.
 
2021-01-24 12:45:16 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?


Because they were caught on US Soil.  Guantanamo Bay can only legally be used for people who are caught on foreign soil.

But if they sneak into say Canada or Mexico and accidentally trip into a US endorsed mercenary van and the driver gets lost and ends up just past the doorstep of the US Embassy, then they can end up there.
 
2021-01-24 1:00:54 PM  

roc6783: gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*

Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?

In WI, yes.

To be fair, that's where the majority of my bowling occurs. Actually, I have only ever bowled in WI.


I have bowled outside of WI once.  The place didn't have beer frames and that kinda ticked me off.
 
2021-01-24 1:25:36 PM  

gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*

Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?

In WI, yes.

To be fair, that's where the majority of my bowling occurs. Actually, I have only ever bowled in WI.

I have bowled outside of WI once.  The place didn't have beer frames and that kinda ticked me off.


Why even bowl then?

/Full disclosure, I love bowling, do it with my kids, and don't drink while I'm with them.
 
2021-01-24 5:43:34 PM  

orneryredguy: That's a nasty Y.  The one I went to before things went all COVID-y was actually rather nice.  Damn pricy, but nice.


yeah, the kids working there had zero interest in enforcement/conflict. at the time, my brother had developed a sudden obsession in becoming a LiftBro, and the free weights and machines area? was tbh pretty well maintained. I'd spend an hour or two on the bikes or elliptical, and that was perfectly boringly nominal and clean. it was only the pool/whirlpool/wet-sauna/dry-sauna that... no one seemed to give a shiat. which honestly is much more egregious (to me, ennaways) than if e.g. someone didn't wipe down a bike or a bench after lifting.
 
2021-01-24 7:47:15 PM  

roc6783: gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*

Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?

In WI, yes.

To be fair, that's where the majority of my bowling occurs. Actually, I have only ever bowled in WI.

I have bowled outside of WI once.  The place didn't have beer frames and that kinda ticked me off.

Why even bowl then?

/Full disclosure, I love bowling, do it with my kids, and don't drink while I'm with them.


who hurt you?
 
2021-01-24 8:03:24 PM  

thehobbes: roc6783: gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: roc6783: gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*

Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?

In WI, yes.

To be fair, that's where the majority of my bowling occurs. Actually, I have only ever bowled in WI.

I have bowled outside of WI once.  The place didn't have beer frames and that kinda ticked me off.

Why even bowl then?

/Full disclosure, I love bowling, do it with my kids, and don't drink while I'm with them.

who hurt you?


I am a highly educated bowler. I went to college for that shiat.  No, seriously, I needed a 1 credit elective outside of the business school so I took bowling. It was fantastic, and I got an A, along with my high game of 211. Never broken 160 since.
 
2021-01-25 1:23:25 AM  

roc6783: I am a highly educated bowler. I went to college for that shiat.  No, seriously, I needed a 1 credit elective outside of the business school so I took bowling. It was fantastic, and I got an A, along with my high game of 211. Never broken 160 since.


noice!

my best-ever was 190. in cub-scouts. so that would have been, hrm, mid-80s? not even close never-since.

but these days, even tho' I do enjoy bowling, my shoulder will separate at the very slightest of encouragements, lol. so, no.

what I really need to do is try learning southpaw...
 
2021-01-25 1:27:16 AM  
and actually, that's quite funny, so... $mai_waifu is left-handed. evil sinister and all of that. she used to suck very badly at bowling.

me: but why are you using your right hand?
hers: well that's how people do.
me: dude, you are left-handed, maybe try that?

lololol, she started hitting strikes nearly every time...

/she got her knuckles rapped by nuns so very much as a kid, being a lefty is apparently wrong
 
2021-01-25 10:35:13 AM  
I'm curious what his brother has to say about this...
 
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